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Molet2003 2001-09-16 09:02:45 AM  
HA!

I love this line "If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user, make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the bar."

Making fun of the intelligence of AOLers is always fun.

 
sublimaze 2001-09-16 09:28:33 AM  
wtf happened? did someone haxor sa.com again? or is lowtax doing this puposely?

 
cstyle 2001-09-16 11:06:34 AM  
actually its kinda really old news that was just reposted in light of 'lets make fark funny again'. it was a joke lowtax pulled awhile ago

 
Cid_Highwind 2001-09-16 12:29:38 PM  
Ha. Ha. Ha.

 
Jebediah 2001-09-16 12:43:13 PM  
Just click any of the links in the "error message." That will take you to SA.

 
Rounded_Bits 2001-09-16 01:31:56 PM  
excellent.

 
Jaybee 2001-09-16 02:44:43 PM  
I like this, fooled me at first

 
Beanz 2001-09-16 03:36:43 PM  
This is too accurate - i remember trying to explain the concept of modems to an AOL user once.... had to give up...
"what kind of connection do you have?" "uh.. AOL" "no, i mean...". some people are too srupid to walk and breathe at the same time!

 
Deoxiribonic 2001-09-16 03:38:35 PM  
some people are too srupid to walk and breathe at the same time!" heheheehe

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2001-09-16 05:27:28 PM  
This is funy. If I could figure out how to alter my registry, I'd replace my Windows message with this one.

 
GaidinBDJ [TotalFark] 2001-09-16 10:53:33 PM  
Bigpeeler: That page isn't stored in the registry. It's stored in a file c:\windows\system\navcacled.dll or something to that effect. I've never bothered to play around with it, but it's probably possible. There's gotta be a somebody somewhere that has figured it out.

 
DarkWood 2001-09-16 11:19:19 PM  
Yah, pretty funny page, but now it's got me thinking 'Jeez, does any admin honest to god use automatically detect settings?'. I don't think so, either.

8-P

 
LadyAlexa 2001-09-16 11:26:05 PM  
I'm just glad I abandoned AOHell and saved myself some money...got a cable modem and I see no point in blowing $10 extra a month for AOHell. It's overrated.

 
Duratuss 2001-09-17 06:14:48 AM  
Some things I have heard.


ummm I think its Internet Exploder... Exploder?
Could you send me the latest version of the Internet?
I think the Internet is down.

 
Duratuss 2001-09-17 06:15:43 AM  
Yes your right... I can't spell.

 
Fark_User_9001 2001-09-19 02:58:27 AM  
I am an AOL user....you think I am not intelligent?........fark YOU

(stupid parody)

The user is too stupid
The user you are looking for is currently too stupid. The User might be experiencing irritable bowel syndrome, or you may need to adjust your user settings to accept more retarded objects.

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Please try the following:

Click his button, or begin farking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will happen.

If you typed his address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are a FARK user, make sure you did not accidentally type your password in the comments window.

To check your erection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Erections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running slow, there's absolutely jack shiat of a chance that you'll resolve anything. Ever.
If your Network slacker has disabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your erection and automatically discover network connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who has disabled it, please get Viagra
Yeah, that's what I thought.
If you would like Windows to try and discover it,
click Detect Erection Settings . This will do absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
Some users require 1-bit stupidity. In the case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly available which makes 2-bit stupidity possible.
If you are trying to reach a secure user, make sure your brain settings can support it [yeah right]. Click the Tools menu, and then click User Options. Change whatever you want; people will find a way to steal your lucky penny regardless.
Click the Back button to try it up the ass. Yes, let's go with that: try another link.
User Are Too Stupid
Error Message #8792375690875436890728937589327459732985

 
Fark_User_9001 2001-09-19 02:59:04 AM  
the above is what boredom does to people.

 
Fark_User_9001 2001-09-19 02:59:55 AM  
"If you are a FARK user, make sure you did not accidentally type your password in the comments window"

Sorry, I just had to post that one again :)

 
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