Lord, I don't care if the Bears lose every other game this year. Just let them win the only one I goto this year. Please? Amen

Prediction: The Vikings will beat the Lions.

/Went out on a limb there.

They're farkin' doing it again! Why does Fox single out southern NV to watch damn Minn-Det? Why don't we get the Den game? This shiat makes NO sense. Map:

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knbber2: Why does Fox single out southern NV to watch damn Minn-Det?

Dude I'm sorry- but I farking laughed my ass off at that.

/still laughing

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE JAY CUTLER WHEN HE'S ANGRY-O-METER
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and in case anything goes horribly wrong....


HEART ATTACK-O-METER
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/I'll be at the game, section 354. Come find me

Lions win today.

Go Jags!

If the Jags play a home game and win, is there anyone there to see it?

/wish I was going
//stupid family bbq
///slashtastical fun

Lions, Rams, and Jets will all pull of the upset. The Cowboys will fire their punter mid-game for hitting the scoreboard. Denver and Chicago will prove that they got the clearly superior quarterback in the Cutler trade.

Go Jags!

I wish I could go see them in Jax this year, since next year they might be the LA Jaguars, unless they draft Tebow of Nazareth...

Lost Thought 00: Lions, Rams, and Jets will all pull of the upset. The Cowboys will fire their punter mid-game for hitting the scoreboard. Denver and Chicago will prove that they got the clearly superior quarterback in the Cutler trade.

Since everyone is calling for the Jets to beat the Pats, I dont think it can be called an upset anymore.
The Rams are as bad as last years lions, in my opinion.

Da Bears.

LETS GO NINERS!

i have a massive pharmacology test tomorrow... avoiding football is going to be very very hard...

dont ever go back to school kids, it ruins sundays

J!E!T!S!
Jets!
Jets!
Jets!

Here's to another quality, wire to wire victory for my Broncos, filled with quality offense and defense, controlled up until the final seconds. Continue rocking, Mr. Neckbeard, I am extremely happy with your performance.

knbber2: They're farkin' doing it again! Why does Fox single out southern NV to watch damn Minn-Det? Why don't we get the Den game? This shiat makes NO sense. Map:

Link (new window)

That's okay, I live in south Florida and I'm watching New England/NY Jets on CBS, and New Orleans/Philly on Fox.

That's about as stupid as eastern Wisconsin getting the Seattle/San Fran game, while the rest of the upper Midwest and Great Lakes states get the Minnesota/Detroit game.

I hate the farking superfans.

I am the only Bears fan where I live that realizes the Superfans were making fun of Chicago fans.

Strengthen ye the weak hands, and confirm the feeble knees. Say to them that are of a fearful heart, Be strong, fear not: behold, your God will come with vengeance, even God with a recompence; he will come and save you.

Isaiah 35:3,4


Holla atcha boy. Godammit I said HOLLA

Remember, if the Lions lose today, MIGuy leaves fark and hockey threads become fun again. So, go Vikes!

/Go Steelers!

I'm wondering if I should take the Vikings and -10½. Any ideas?

Orgasmatron138: I hate the farking superfans.

I am the only Bears fan where I live that realizes the Superfans were making fun of Chicago fans.

Whoa....You mean those weren't real bears fans?


/snark

sn0wblind: The Rams are as bad as last years lions, in my opinion.

Tough call after one week, but I'd say it's close. Each team needs to have a game where they are just emotionally crushed into oblivion.

The game that showed me how bad the Lions were last year was Thanksgiving against the Titans - never have I never seen a team so physically dominated and mentally defeated. The offense would trot out with its shoulders slumped just hoping the next three-and-out would be less painful than the last. The defense did not look like they were even on speaking terms with eachother - each man just stood with his hands on his hips, catching his breath in his own five foot area of personal space. The team was beyond a glimmer of hope.

The Rams look bad enough to have one of those games sooner rather than later.

Well, we get our usual diet of NY teams today. 1 pm Jets 4 pm Bills evening Giants. Too bad we are Packers fans here :/ Geographically it makes sense of course, but try telling my wifie, the transplanted cheesehead that. On the plus side, I do have a soft spot for the Bills since my cousin played for them for a number of years.

/Go Pack
//Go Bills too.

Hang On Voltaire

Ok. You have my attention.

Staying up til 4am to watch the Steelers. Steelers 20 : Bears 10

TheMephis: Hang On Voltaire

Ok. You have my attention.




I like this one better...

/hotter than Heather herself!

go bears. steelers secondary is vulnerable - no Polamalu.

Who do I start:

Trent Edwards vs Tampa
or
Jay Cutler @ Steelers?

/I'm heavily leaning towards Edwards

Fantasy football nerds, UNITE! I'm rolling the dice and starting Forte today. Hope Cutler remembers this dude caught 63 passes last year, because I doubt Forte gets it done on the ground today.

SlothB77: go bears. steelers secondary is vulnerable - no Polamalu.


The Steelers beat a much better team than the Bears without Polamalu.

Just saw McNabb get his ribs cracked by an IHop waitress on the NFL network.

GimpyNip: TOUGH question. I'd start Edwards, but it's a close call.

You forgot a question subby. How many turnovers will Jake Delhomme have? please Jake please let it be less than 1.

/pretty please

Gonna beat the shiat out of the Giants tonight...

I get the feeling this will be the Lion's week.

Browns over Denver (this should be a no brainer)
I think the Rams will still lose. I'm taking the patriots over the Jets for my 'upset' pick. I think we will find out who are the real bottom dweller teams this week!

GimpyNip: Who do I start:

Trent Edwards vs Tampa
or
Jay Cutler @ Steelers?

/I'm heavily leaning towards Edwards

I'd go with Edwards, I wouldn't start many QBs against the Steelers. Then again, I am starting Flacco over Rivers today, so what do I know?

GimpyNip: Who do I start:

Trent Edwards vs Tampa
or
Jay Cutler @ Steelers?

/I'm heavily leaning towards Edwards

EvilBillGates: Fantasy football nerds, UNITE! I'm rolling the dice and starting Forte today. Hope Cutler remembers this dude caught 63 passes last year, because I doubt Forte gets it done on the ground today.


I say Edwards vs. that terrible Bucs secondary.

Forte is always a start.

My 3 picks so far...

209 New England Patriots -4 -115 for Game
205 Oakland Raiders +3 -120 for Game
215 New Orleans Saints -2 -110 for Game

Let's see how it works out.

Bears win because Cutler makes less mistakes and the pass rush gets to Big Ben. Jets win because the Pats have Adalius Thomas and nobody else playing linebacker. No punts hit the scoreboard this week.

Go Browns.

/That is all.

Katalyst: Remember, if the Lions lose today, MIGuy leaves fark and hockey threads become fun again. So, go Vikes!

I don't troll hockey threads, idiot. You must just be a really sensitive kind of guy. Maybe the big, bad, mean internet isn't for you. Perhaps you should read a book or knit a sweater.

drew46n2: GimpyNip: Who do I start:

Trent Edwards vs Tampa
or
Jay Cutler @ Steelers?

/I'm heavily leaning towards Edwards

EvilBillGates: Fantasy football nerds, UNITE! I'm rolling the dice and starting Forte today. Hope Cutler remembers this dude caught 63 passes last year, because I doubt Forte gets it done on the ground today.


I say Edwards vs. that terrible Bucs secondary.

Forte is always a start.

Agree with both. Romo destroyed the Bucs secondary last week. And Cutler will check down to Forte more this week.

Edsel: Bears win because Cutler makes less mistakes and the pass rush gets to Big Ben

what pass rush? The bears are going to be picked apart by the Steelers, who are suddenly a pass-heavy team.

Edsel: And Cutler will check down to Forte more this week.

well if he does it only once it will be an improvement. he looked like he'd never even practiced with the bears before that game.

Its the second week, and somehow my fantasy team is already a horrible mess.

Don't know who to start as a third RB:

1. Michael Bush (Oak vs. KC)
2. LenDale White (Ten vs. Hou)

These are the WRs I have to choose from. I need to pick two.:

1. Louis Murhphy (Oak vs. KC)
2. Antwaan Randel El (Was vs. StL)
3. Derrick Mason (Bal vs. SD)
4. Isaac Bruce (SF vs. Sea)
5. Nate Burleson (Sea vs SF)


How the hell did my team become a mess so fast?


Oh, and I'm also really really looking forward to having Big Blue piss all over Jerry's multi-billion dollar parade tonight. Oh man that's gonna make my week. What could be better than ruining the night of 105,000 Texans?!

drew46n2: well if he does it only once it will be an improvement. he looked like he'd never even practiced with the bears before that game.

Why should he have to practice? He is a FRANCHISE QUARTERBACK and the rest of the team should be working to get on his level.

/Feels kinda slow in here, trying to spice things up

Why is everybody picking Detroit? Last time I checked the Vikings have the best running back in the league for 3 years running, the Lions are starting a rookie quarterback, the Vikings still have a top-5 rushing defense, and the Lions are...the Lions.

So yeah, they'll pull off the upset.

/go vikings

drew46n2: Edsel: Bears win because Cutler makes less mistakes and the pass rush gets to Big Ben

what pass rush? The bears are going to be picked apart by the Steelers, who are suddenly a pass-heavy team.

Did you SEE the game last week? Rodgers was getting pressured consistently even after Urlacher left the game. And the Steelers' pass blocking is pretty lousy.

VvonderJesus: Why is everybody picking Detroit? Last time I checked the Vikings have the best running back in the league for 3 years running, the Lions are starting a rookie quarterback, the Vikings still have a top-5 rushing defense, and the Lions are...the Lions.

So yeah, they'll pull off the upset.

/go vikings

I'm wondering the same thing. I figured it was some big joke that I wasn't in on or something. If the Vikes don't win by 2 touchdowns I'll be surprised.

My RB pain: Reggie Bush vs. Derrick Ward. I'm leaning Bush, just out of the possibility of a big play...but Philly's D seems tough.

Will this be the week Cadillac gets hurt?