Missed the original thread. Well done still.

Behold the Power of Fark!

You guys are a bunch of A-Holes, ruining the nice website's contest like that.

Dana Plato requires master sleuthing??? Since when? shiat I am so wasted.

Prabhu Deva is god and Lawrence is his prophet. Tamizh Cinema... Drunk...

It was internet detectives that drove Dana Plato to suicide, too many comments from the "Cheeto Commando Basement Brigade" unbalanced her enough after her appearence on the Stern Show that she decided to end it all. A terrible tradgedy and shame on people who troll internet sites and good people like Dana.

RIP Dana, you will be missed by good people but not trolls.

Pilot Kosmosa: Prabhu Deva is god and Lawrence is his prophet. Tamizh Cinema... Drunk...

EL OH EL

I found Dana Plato's lesbian scene with less than 30 seconds of Googling. Not much sleuthing at all.

/It was ok.

I heard Michael Landon died too!

Fizics: RIP Dana, you will be missed by good people but not trolls.

I think I missed something here; why exactly do you miss Dana?

I'd hit it

I need to pay attention; I thought it was just for fun, I didn't realize they were giving out prizes.

Chagrin: Fizics: RIP Dana, you will be missed by good people but not trolls.

I think I missed something here; why exactly do you miss Dana?

Dana was a tireless campaigner for Women's Rights in Season 2 Episode 13 "Get back in the kitchen Willis" and even though she robbed a video store with a BB gun, she gave hope to women everywhere that they could rob video stores with BB guns just as well as men could. Goddess Bless you Dana wherever you are!

Gig103: I need to pay attention; I thought it was just for fun, I didn't realize they were giving out prizes.

A book is a prize? More like something that wastes valuable time that could be better spent on the youtubes

I wonder what the thread would have been like if Dana Plato had died in the Age of FARK.

redly1: I'd I would've hit it

FTFY, I hope.

FTFA: While just about any famous person who died an untimely death--John Belushi, Chris Farley, Janis Joplin, Lenny Bruce, Brad Renfro, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, etc.--received votes,



Chris Farley died at his apartment in the John Hancock Center, Chicago.


Kurt Cobain died in the greenhouse near his home in the Seattle area.


John Belushi died in Bungalow #3 at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.


Janis Joplin died at the Landmark Motor Hotel in LA.


Look the rest up yourself, I'm lazy.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Chris Farley died at his apartment in the John Hancock Center, Chicago.

To be fair, any of those places could be mistaken for a modest, single-family house in Oklahoma.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Chris Farley died at his apartment in the John Hancock Center, Chicago.

He did?
Wow, I didn't know that. I had drinks at the bar at the top of that place.

/They make a great Sidecar

count me in as someone who found out about the contest through fark.

then submitting the correct answer..because of fark.

I met Dana Plato in 1985/86, in Granada hills near northridge cal. the iron duke was sharing a house with two buddy's on balboa blvd, and it was just a party pad. She came with her creepy boyfriend to sell us acid (he claimed to be a "real" wizard..)

/she was very nice, i felt sorry for her...
//the acid was very good.....

Here ya go.

Flying Lasagna Monster: Chris Farley died at his apartment in the John HERBIE Hancock Center, Chicago.


/FTFY
//if that's obscure, you're all too damn drunk

Can someone enlighten me on how Fark figured it out? Just curious. Original thread link?

YodaBlues: Flying Lasagna Monster: Chris Farley died at his apartment in the John HERBIE Hancock Center, Chicago.


/FTFY
//if that's obscure, you're all too damn drunk

hey, Jim Morrison died in a bathtub.
hey, Elvis overdosed.
hey, janis joplin is dead.
hey, john lennon was killed.
hey, jude.

/thank you captain obvious.

dammit that truck was a dead giveaway, we have tons of those in Oklahoma.

I keep forgetting Brad Renfro is dead.

If I was running things here this would be sent off to the Fark publicity tab which nobody looks at. Unless of course Fark and TSG have a deal which they no doubt do. In that case, the tag should be, "plug." Not that I dislike TSG links or anything, just let's be honest about the whole thing.

Now I am off to one of my own sites to berate people for posting in the wrong section and to berate my moderators for failing to move things. I will also be angry in general. You can find me at http://www.(not that stupid) although my sites have zero ads and it is all out of my pocket, it is all for fun, so I don't see how posting a link would be a problem.

Now here is a tip if you care about your greenlight submissions at Fark. Search news stories for, "Fark." Chances are it will be greenlit and be off to the publicity tab. Sure, nobody will see it, but if your submission count is important to you, this is a very easy way to increase it.

seabass242: Can someone enlighten me on how Fark figured it out? Just curious. Original thread link?

Evidently all of the master sleuths have passed out.

The reason he contest hasn't been farked in months is because this is the first one in months that wasn't a total bs crapshoot match game.

Shocked it wasn't Sherri Martel. Alabama or Oklahoma they both look the same.

the phenomenon that is fark.
contest killers!

/give 'em the money now.
//they're just going to get it anyway
///and with a bunch of slashes!!

God please forgive me...
...
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pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

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Alright, well Ive said my piece of intellect.
Lordy lord and hand of healin will do something upon u I think.
K.TNX.BYE

the_cnidarian: I heard Michael Landon died too!

That and Abe Vigoda

RIP Fish:(

farkin_Gary: Here ya go.

I'd light it.

Dana Plato died?? WTF? I didn't even know she was sick. Srsly, tho, wtf?

I just finished od'ing on pain pills so I'm REALLY getting a kick out of these replies.

Dana Plato for years the only other Dana I knew with boobs

Maynotlast: Careful, Fark... We can see your fame-whore boner.

A SPAM WEBSITE FROM A LOSER.com/


Lets talk about fame whores trying to ride on the coat tails of respected websites by pointless spamming, shall we?

Mods, please do your duty.

YodaBlues: HERBIE Hancock

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

docfate: YodaBlues: HERBIE Hancock

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

Wait, it's got to be your bull

So where's my book?

Nice saturday greenlight of a thread submitted for Friday afternoon... as these used to be

I had no idea she'd actually posed for playboy.

I submitted Jimi Hendrix without any research because It was the anniversary of his death..and since I knew nothing about the fact that he died in london in a hotel room in 1970 whereas the pickup beside that house is clearly an 80's ford, I was so wrong.

Maynotlast: Maynotlast: Careful, Fark... We can see your fame-whore boner.

A SPAM WEBSITE FROM A LOSER.com/


Lets talk about fame whores trying to ride on the coat tails of respected websites by pointless spamming, shall we?

Mods, please do your duty.

Since when is having an opinion "spamming?". Oh, right. When it's different from yours. Grow up, toddler.

I bet you were one of those farkholes who revealed the ending of Harry Potter books to children who were waiting in line to buy the new ones.

I called Hedberg. I had gotten my hands on some valium that night too.

Maynotlast: Mods, please do your duty.

I knew I pissed somewhere this morning...

seabass242: Can someone enlighten me on how Fark figured it out? Just curious. Original thread link?

It's still on the main page... Hint: There's a big yellow "The smoking gun" image to the left of it. ;-)