I sure am glad this isn't the exact same article greenlit below.

Bek: I sure am glad this isn't the exact same article greenlit below.

Decide which headline you like better and report the other as a duplicate?

That's just cause Satan is working extra hard over there. He's already corrupted us immoral, hedonistic, irresponsible liberals with poor values, so he doesn't need to try as hard.

Those upstanding Christians, though - that's where he really focuses he evil rays of magic evilness.

Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!

Jesus said: Reproduce and multiply.

God will provide them with high paying jobs. With full health coverage.

The Catholic school in my home town had double the pregnancy rate of the other schools.

this is the better headline of the two!

Remember, girls can't get pregnant if they're on top.

Goddammit, everyone's getting laid except me.

Maybe the Bible Belt needs to stay buckled more often.

Pray to God, but row to shore.

Or Save it for God, but use some gottverdammt protection you dirty little sinner!

Kome: Goddammit, everyone's getting laid except me.

Dude, I sent you that study; Hit up the local Catholic sorority.

ninjakirby: Kome: Goddammit, everyone's getting laid except me.

Dude, I sent you that study; Hit up the local Catholic sorority.

This. The Baptists will make you go to Bible Study first...

Idiocracy reference.

My neighbors are pretty damn religious, and their daughter can turn some fu king tricks in the sheets. I also had a Jehovas Witness in high school that used to ride like no other. I've had other extra religious ladies who were freaky as hell too, I think maybe sitting through all those hours of church gives them something to think about.

/Neighbors daughter is 19, no pedo bear seals here

They clearly all see Jesus in a dream telling them to sleep with their boyfriends.



/hot like Sarandon spawn.

is anyone surprised by this?

the fundies will out breed the secular and after American Revolution 2 our Constitution will be restored to its proper Christian roots

It's because the sinning heathens will kill their babies!

you know it's true, we saw it on dirty dancing...

Yikes, OneTimed, pretty bleak outlook.

Approves.

New study?
Oh hasn't this been reported for years.

I've got a new study that says water is wet. Publish me.

Leave it to you lieberals to be ignorant of history and the tragic rash of explosions recently at semen banks located next to all-girl catholic schools in the Bible Belt.

Isn't this the premise for Idiocracy?

You don't plan on getting into car crashes right?
then why are you wearing a seat belt?

Anyone have a link to that video of the smart couple not having any kids because it wouldn't make sense and the redneck family having tons of (inbred) kids. Dad was named clevon.

This is why I prefer Saddlebacking.

This one probably should have gotten the tag...

Bathia_Mapes: Marlene! You're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!

Pork?

strutin - It's because the sinning heathens will kill their babies!

you know it's true, we saw it on dirty dancing...shiat, Dirty Dancing is more credible than the bible.

/Also, it has Patrick Swayze in his better days
//And that hot chick

OneTimed: proper Christian roots

Mmmm. Proper Christian Roots.

Ok, this is where the left needs to step it up and basically shut down the town hall protesters with their death panel wharrgarbl.

Women without insurance and access to prenatal care have higher rates of miscarriages. Miscarriages = natural abortion. So being against universal health care or the government option means you're in favor of pregnant women having miscarriages. So morally the nutjobs don't have a leg to stand on when they bang the anti-goverment health care/anti-choice drums at the same time.

kxs401: This is why I prefer Saddlebacking.

Don't you have to worry about Santorum?

C'mon... Kansas not in the top 10 states with "religiosity"?

and Utah down to number 6 ??

Stick it in her pooper.

There's probably the same rate of teen pregnancy, but the godless have more abortions.

Mr_Ectomy: kxs401: This is why I prefer Saddlebacking.

Don't you have to worry about Santorum?

Just put down a towel before you begin your "prayer sessions" and your sheets will be safe.

Unless you were talking about the former US Senator, in which case... you, sir, are absolutely disgusting. Why would you even bring up such a vile topic?

D_Evans45: Yikes, OneTimed, pretty bleak outlook.

Heard of this lovely family? Link (new window)

odd. most of the holy roller chicks i know liked it in the arse or oral, cause sex is a sin.
/i dont belive in god.
//but stupid chicks are still awesome.
///oh, use a rubber damnit!!!1!1!!11!!!

Kome: Goddammit, everyone's getting laid except me.

Don't feel bad. I ain't gettin any either.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ok, this is where the left needs to step it up and basically shut down the town hall protesters with their death panel wharrgarbl.

Women without insurance and access to prenatal care have higher rates of miscarriages. Miscarriages = natural abortion. So being against universal health care or the government option means you're in favor of pregnant women having miscarriages. So morally the nutjobs don't have a leg to stand on when they bang the anti-goverment health care/anti-choice drums at the same time.

Yeah, that'll shut them up.

/Rolls eyes

kxs401: Mr_Ectomy: kxs401: This is why I prefer Saddlebacking.

Don't you have to worry about Santorum?

Just put down a towel before you begin your "prayer sessions" and your sheets will be safe.

Unless you were talking about the former US Senator, in which case... you, sir, are absolutely disgusting. Why would you even bring up such a vile topic?

*snert*

jjorsett: There's probably the same rate of teen pregnancy, but the godless have more abortions.

you say that like it's a bad thing

Oh okay, let's all make fun of the dumb religious folks for this disconnect, while we educated secularists don't pretend that sex doesn't exist, but then we react like a teenage girl has ruined her life by becoming pregnant.

/not holier than thou

fnordest: C'mon... Kansas not in the top 10 states with "religiosity"?

and Utah down to number 6 ??

From the sample questions it showed, it seemed the survey was aimed at fundamental Christians.

pnjunction: The Catholic school in my home town had double the pregnancy rate of the other schools.

Came here for obvious tag, leaving satisfied... though not as satisfied as our conservative youth apparently.

/wear a rubber
//for CHRIST'S sake

jjorsett: Yeah, that'll shut them up.

/Rolls eyes

strokin' out already?

I was expecting epic boob pics. thanks for nothing.

pnjunction: The Catholic school in my home town had double the pregnancy rate of the other schools.

Yeah, totally picking from the same population there.

Wait a minute. Who the hell goes to Catholic schools anymore?
oh yeah, lots of problem kids? Kids who get kicked out of public school? Kids whose parents feel they need more moral guidance than is offered in the public schools because the kids are misbehaving or acting out or whatever in the first place?