Excuse me Mr. gun instructor, but after 'aiming' for 15 minutes I think I have a bead on the target by now

Thats it...keep your *unnhhhh* eye on the target.

If I was there and saw a girl with a gun like that I would not be trying to mount her.

So that's why Heston loves guns so much.

Instructor Jones explains to lisa that you must use light pressure on the trigger. "Pretend it is your clit."

This is so reminiscent of my childhood in Oklahoma.
"Stop it Dad, you're crushing my Marlboro!"

BANG!

remember ace ventura?

"your gun is digging into my hip...."

boobies (( o Y o ))

"oh yea baby...thats it....aim right there...uh huh...uh huhhhhhh...good shot."

Adopts Car Commercial voice:

"The Steyer Scout: Made for men... but the ladies like it too."

"Alright, good. Now pump it a few times. Pull! Squeeze it gently. It's shooting! *whew* Now, pick up the gun."

"That's right, Janey... just a little more to the right... a little more... a little more... aah, there you go."

The funniest thing about this picture is the guy on the tailgate of the Suburban. You can just see the defeated "Why don't I ever get laid at these things" in the way he's standing.

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for fun


"Here, let me steady your boobies"

<Lumberg>
Yeahhhh...Oh that's great....
If I could have you move a little to your left...that would be great....
Riiight...that's perfect...
</Lumberg>

Is that A roll of Mentos in your pocket?

NexR gets my vote.

I wonder what the effect of recoil on fake boobies would be. Ewwww. BLAM..SPLORCH..there goes five grand a tit.

"Oh mine? It's a .38 caliber. Thanks for asking."

"I'm sorry, Instructor, I still can't hear you... can you please turn down the Barry White CD?"

"See! I told you NRA members aren't closet homosexuals!"

"Why yes, I am cocked!"

I have my weapon in position ,let me help with yours..

lets make babies!

My boobiesed submission! Beer for everyone! If you can find me. And I wanna see some ID, people.

Dammit, Drew.
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".... and now that I have shown you the intricacies of the electron microscope, I'd like you to check out my penis ...."

Janey's father teaches her about practical self-defense.

"Now this is the gun you use if your assailant approaches you in a tank, or perhaps in some sort of robotic exoskeleton."

"I'm moving into firing position now...Be prepared to feel some thrust when the shot comes."

Unnngh, unngh, unngh, unnngh, unnngh

My, what a big gun you have.

Wild Anal Redneck Sex.

"Trust me, this is the same way Chuck Heston taught me."

is that a chicken underneath the gun

huh huh huh... yeah, I do have a big scope... huh huh

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigaretts!

WOW! I can see an awful long way. And you say that I adjust the focus by dropping my pants and grinding my hips?

"I wouldn't keep missing the target if you'd kindly get your dick out of my ass."

NexR:
PERFECT!

Dad, your so much bigger than my brother!

Thank you. Thank you.
I'd like to thank God, the academy, and, of course, all the little people who made this possible.

"That's it honey. See the dirty Muslim fundamentalist leader? There, now he's in the crosshairs."

I'm only blaming fundamentalists, not the entire religion, so back off.

"You do know how to fire a gun, don't you? You just take a hold of it and... pull..."

Cross Reference Mania!

"This sure beats going to comic book conventions."

"I have the Lord of the Rings trailor on my laptop in my hotel room and a squirrel in my pants. Wanna make out?"

Man: THIS IS A STICK-UP!

Women: AHHH!!!

Jbennett70: takes it. I couldn't think of anything funny and incestuous enough.

Quote from the man by the tailgate.......

"Not the same since they let daughters into this Father and Son shoot-off.....oh, wait a minute......."