She looks like an old wallet that someone stole and emptied out all the credit cards.

DarthBrooks: She looks like an old wallet that someone stole and emptied out all the credit cards.

And filled with semen.

doglover: And filled with semen.

and powdered Tang.

DarthBrooks: doglover: And filled with semen.

and powdered Tang.

I'd still hit that.

But, I'd want the assassins from Wanted to give Superman's condom first. Latex ain't gonna cut it.

Looks good for 35

Man, she looks like she was put away wet one too many times. It's really apparent when you see younger pictures of her.

Ann Margret's death mask!

She needs to take like 3 months at an ashram and do yoga all day while eating only tofu, salmon and seaweed.

And unfortunately that won't happen because she wants the attention. She wants to be the skinniest, the most scandalous, the trendiest, in the magazines and on the blogs every day. The center of attention. Narcissistic personality disorder? Quite likely.

It's a pity, I quite like her girlfriend.

She needs to do something so I can feel good about myself even though I'm part of the throngs of idiots who pay attention to her and therefore supply her income but hate that she's rich and done more with her life than I ever will.

Step aside, Fergie, there's a new methface in town.

Who's the Klingon?

That looks like Mel Gibson's forehead.

That's just sad. Take a look a few years back at Mean Girls, or even the stinker I Know Who Killed Me. She was pretty damn cute, well on her way to full-on gorgeousness. And then she went all Amy Winehouse on us.

There's a picture of her from a few years back. She's in a bikini on a bed. I think there's a surfboard involved. That's the Lindsay Lohan I'll choose to remember.

JerseyTim: There's a picture of her from a few years back. She's in a bikini on a bed. I think there's a surfboard involved. That's the Lindsay Lohan I'll choose to remember.

I think that's the one where a guy's hand goes missing and Lohan looks a little astonished.

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Too much shoop in da woop.

This is the form my grief is taking

Action Replay Nick: She needs to do something so I can feel good about myself even though I'm part of the throngs of idiots who pay attention to her and therefore supply her income but hate that she's rich and done more with her life than I ever will.


-Actually she's broke. And while she's certainly done more coke and had more anonymous drunken sex than I have I'm not sure that's something to brag about...

Looks good for 35? Heck, I know women in their 50's that look better than that! (and no, the 50 year olds didn't have plastic surgery)

Dear redheads:

1. Avoid the sun.

2. Don't smoke.

3. Avoid the freakin' sun!

Do all these and you'll be alright. Sure you'll be pale but your skin won't turn into paper thin leather and really if you're a redhead you should just get used to looking pale anyway.

/Slightly redhead
//Mostly in my beard
///NTTAWWT

Is she still a lesbo?

bobbette: She needs to take like 3 months at an ashram and do yoga all day while eating only tofu, salmon and seaweed.

Very true. It's amazing how quickly skin and body bounces back in young people, despite drug and alcohol abuse. She'd look almost back to normal if she did something like that.

Fluffball: Dear redheads:

1. Avoid the sun.

I'm fairly sure it's a Photoshop.

sun-damaged, liver damaged, brain damaged.....just plain damaged.

Happily, not the sliced roast beef pic I was expecting when the phrase "too worn out" was mentioned.

Mind you, her sister is coming along nicely, and not long turned 18

Sun God: I'm fairly sure it's a Photoshop.

There are a bunch of other shots from that appearance and they all look pretty much the same. A combination of drugs, worn-outed-ness, and weird lighting on her makeup, I'd imagine. Also she's either wearing colored contacts or she got cerulean blue ink tattooed onto her iris.

Can someone explain making movies about blogging to me?

Highway61Revisited: Man, she looks like she was put away wet one too many times.

You mean, with her face covered in goo?

Nowhereman: Can someone explain making movies about blogging to me?

Sure. I'm a screenwriter here under cover to learn all about the board for Fark the Movie. It's mainly gonna just be clips from other movies and we're going to see if we can get the MST3k guys to do the audio communtary.

/We've got Randy Quad signed to play Libbynomore.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Sun God: I'm fairly sure it's a Photoshop.

There are a bunch of other shots from that appearance and they all look pretty much the same. A combination of drugs, worn-outed-ness, and weird lighting on her makeup, I'd imagine. Also she's either wearing colored contacts or she got cerulean blue ink tattooed onto her iris.

I disagree. She may strung out, but that photo is Mel Gibson's hairline photoshopped into Lohan.

It looks like she's wearing fake blue contact lenses.

Why?

DjangoStonereaver: It looks like she's wearing fake blue contact lenses.

Why?

So we can't see the stoned-out look in her eyes?

Sun God: She may strung out, but that photo is Mel Gibson's hairline photoshopped into Lohan.









Seems like a lot of effort to shop in the post-meth look when it's there for free.

Wow. Just wow. I knew she'd become a trainwreck but... I didn't realize she'd been destroyed a la Amy Winehouse. That's a shame. She was quite a looker, once upon a time.

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nightmares for life

Holy mother of shiat, she looks like a cross between my sister and a former neighbor who lived downstairs from me in an apartment building.

The neighbor was hot. So the last remnants of hot, which have already been warped grotesquely, that are present in Lohan's face is what I base my neighbor's comparison on.

My sister, on the other hand...well, I'll be the nice little brother and say she used to look a lot prettier than she does now. Probably from the two kids and ridiculous amounts of crack and meth and alcohol and cigarettes. Okay, so that wasn't exactly nice at all.farking scary ass pictures.

please post some pictures of her here since i couldn't find any on the internet.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Sun God: She may strung out, but that photo is Mel Gibson's hairline photoshopped into Lohan.

seems like a lot of effort to shop in the post-meth look when it's there for free.

the last pic you can see her tampon string.


my god that poor girl, of course said with a bit of you did it to yerselfness tone but still looks like she escaped the trailer park.

, but at least we can tell where she is cause of her safetly day glo nails

Fluffball: Dear redheads:

1. Avoid the sun.

2. Don't smoke.

3. Avoid the freakin' sun!

4. Go easy on the coke.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

This just in, sharp directional lighting and photoshop's "sharpen" and "contrast" filters can make someone appear much older than they really are by exaggerating wrinkles and blemishes.

Seriously, look at how flat those photos are. They must have had the flash like right in her face.

Also sun exposure is like kryptonite for redheads.

/take a TV studio or photography class sometime, it can be remarkably enlightening

She's the same age as I? Holy crap.

/feels better about self

For the record, I'd still knock the bottom out of it.

/Why is batshiat crazy so attractive?

bumkusfiveal: the last pic you can see her tampon string.

I'm going to pretend I didn't read that.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym: Seems like a lot of effort to shop in the post-meth look when it's there for free.

I did not realize the extent of her sun damage. Wow. Like a deflated basketball. I still think her forehead looks just like Mel Gibson's

Wow. She looks like a hot 40 year old woman. Now, I would definitely hit a hot 40 year old, and I would probably still hit Lindsay Lohan. It is just disturbing that a girl my age looks that ragged. My girlfriend hasn't changed at all since she was 18, but I think declining so much in the 5 years after high school is actually pretty normal. Tons of girls start doing drugs and partying too hard, and probably more importantly tanning too much. Lohan isn't the only girl to age herself 15 years in the time between 18 and 23.