I'll play if Vanna turns the letters over

Why would they want to spell my name?

I always knew Daywnningloamsla would turn to crime. Bastard.

Anyone have a pic of that despair poster of a handwritten cardboard sign that's starts off semi-coherent but turns to jibberish? You know the one I'm talking about.

250-280 pounds for a single gold leafed letter? I'd steal 'em too.

Seems they are seeking A Dallying Snowman.

warwick_hunt: I challenge anyone to make something amusing out of this sign by removing letter/s.

I'd like a C please.

Yawning llamas nod!

Or maybe "Anally Woman Dings"... yeah, makes you think...

3D ransom note on the side of an office block? Go on, Daywnningloamsla, get creative.

Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
Jeremy Irons - Jeremys... Iron

/I have a ball

It's my good, mentally-handicapped Pakistani friend, Nasal Malign Downy.

Consonant please, Carol.

Molly Angina Wands wanted for questioning

Hotel Coral Essex?

Cormee: I always knew Daywnningloamsla would turn to crime. Bastard.

It's tough out there if you're Welsh.

come on, fhqwhgads!

Do you want a gold M?

No what the fark would I need a gold M for?

Then how about a gold W?

Analysing Damn Owl
Mainland Longways
A Lawman Nods Lying
A Layman Downs Ling
&c. (new window)

Blowmonkey: Seems they are seeking A Dallying Snowman.

Too many secrets?

LegalizeThoughtCrime: come on, fhqwhgads!

Heh, heh.
Perhaps he is a Dragonman....

floppymcjoe: Do you want a gold M?

No what the fark would I need a gold M for?

Then how about a gold W?

Well, since you put it that way...

Sandman laying owl

For a safety sign:
Signalman Lay Down

Ad for a new green energy company:
Analog Manly Winds

Headline about high rate of foreclosures among police:
Lawman Loans Dying

Wanted for questioning.

Ah, but it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove"...