Jeff73: Thai Mai Xhu: Jeff73: Thai Mai Xhu:
And remember, Japans aboriginals are blond haired, blue eyed, light skinned people called the Ainu.
The Ainu have been pushed to Hokkaido, and the little yellow Japanese are trying to breed them out of existance, so go visit them today!


I'm not exactly seeing Dolph Lundgren here.

The Ainu have been bred nearly out of existance. You'll need to find some pre-war pics to see the people as they were.
The smaller yellow japanese pushed the Ainu from every province, they are now only found on Hokkaido and there has been a real effort to "darken" their race as the treatment of the Ainu, while done by japanese, embarrases the japanese, along with the prior claim to lands which were simply taken by force.
Reminds you of aboriginals here huh?


Aboriginals anywhere are just the assholes who last kicked a previous group of assholes out before history started to be written down. Further GIS does show some pics of more honky-like Ainu, though.

The Ainu with their beards, long hair and headbands look like total hippies!

I did some reading. Apparently the similarities to white people are only skin deep and that they have a different ancestry. An example of convergent evolution. Apparently sometimes white people just pop up!

-I remember reading a funny blog about a black guy who was an English teacher in Japan. The kids kept trying to grab his junk to see how big it was. Forget the name, but it was hilarious...

dead_dangler: Suede head: Ohhhhh God, Japanese women... is there a huge factory somewhere just churning out slender, pretty, petite Japanese girls 24/7?

Damn, I must get it together and visit Japan before I die. It looks like the nearest we will ever get to an alien culture.

A guy I work with recently went to Japan for two weeks. Since he's come back, he has absolutely no interest in North American women at all. Too much fat, too much baggage, and too much stupidity according to him. And he was a real horn-dog before.

I concur

/ Japanese Girlfriend
// Never want another American Girl
/// Not even if you paid me.

What was so unusual about any of that. The 2 small girls are achondroplastic dwarves just like Wee man or Peter Dinklage. The backless suit is a standard funeral business item and is used all over the world. The 2 ugly trannies in schoolgirl uniforms wouldn't get a second glance at a gay pride parade in Frisco. Oh look, there are gays in Japan, whodathunkit.

If you look at old Japanese TV shows you'll see that right about the time of the Stonewall riots they were showing samurai in bed with shiata boys (tongue boys) because they never had any real hang ups about homosexuality. It was another 20+ years before they showed 2 gay guys in bed together and I don't think they have shown homosexual pedophilia on TV in the U.S. yet.

With the exception of the subway, this looks like an average day in New Orleans.

Amigajoe: -I remember reading a funny blog about a black guy who was an English teacher in Japan. The kids kept trying to grab his junk to see how big it was. Forget the name, but it was hilarious...

GAIJIN SMASH! (new window)

MadSkillz: Jeff73: Thai Mai Xhu: Jeff73: Thai Mai Xhu:
And remember, Japans aboriginals are blond haired, blue eyed, light skinned people called the Ainu.
The Ainu have been pushed to Hokkaido, and the little yellow Japanese are trying to breed them out of existance, so go visit them today!


I'm not exactly seeing Dolph Lundgren here.

The Ainu have been bred nearly out of existance. You'll need to find some pre-war pics to see the people as they were.
The smaller yellow japanese pushed the Ainu from every province, they are now only found on Hokkaido and there has been a real effort to "darken" their race as the treatment of the Ainu, while done by japanese, embarrases the japanese, along with the prior claim to lands which were simply taken by force.
Reminds you of aboriginals here huh?


Aboriginals anywhere are just the assholes who last kicked a previous group of assholes out before history started to be written down. Further GIS does show some pics of more honky-like Ainu, though.

The Ainu with their beards, long hair and headbands look like total hippies!

I did some reading. Apparently the similarities to white people are only skin deep and that they have a different ancestry. An example of convergent evolution. Apparently sometimes white people just pop up!

LOLZ! The original Surfer Dude and Dudette must have pushed W-A-Y out in search of the perfect wave, found it, but it was goin the wrong way.

Actually no one really is sure about the origin of the Ainu, for a while it was believed they descended from the Huns, but Atilla and the gang aren't really very caucazoid.
It's like calling all white people caucasian.
There have been races of gigantic Sammy Hagars, they didn't hail from the caucasius mountains.
Caucasian grates upon the ears of Celtics, and of Anglo-Saxons, even though descriptors have attempted to connect every light skinned people to the Caucasius, it is simply not true.
In Russia caucasians are seen as an underclass (unless they are wealthy, then like any other wealthy person there they magically become Russians).
White nomads have without doubt created settlements and have developed into kingdoms and the like.
White people don't realy just pop up sometimes.
Since they started teaching that "races" didn't really exist, they have taught the genetics for white people to be recessive. According to the very small amount of study I have into eugenics, one must have grandparents with blond hair and blue eyes to have such coloration.
I suggest to you that those grandparents would have the same requirement.
White people don't just pop up in the sub saharan or among the Watusi, with the exception of an occasional albino.
"I wish they all could be California Girls!"

OscarTamerz: I don't think they have shown homosexual pedophilia on TV in the U.S. yet.

why are you hoping? have a seat right over here.

Lenin: With the exception of the subway, this looks like an average day in New Orleans.

riding with john roker again?

Suede head: So what's it like with the women over there? Are they fairly open about sex? Can you score easily? How can you talk to them? Do they like big white men? I've heard they are quite racist towards whites, won't sit next to one on a train and we apparently smell bad to them.

Let's see...

I can speak a good amount of Japanese, so I would talk to women in Japanese. Depending on where you are, this may or may not be necessary. Gaijin (foreigner) bars are popular and Japanese people go there specifically to meet foreigners. That said, a little Japanese will get you a long way when it comes to meeting people. It shows that you're legitimately interested. Also, gaijin doesn't mean American. I met people from all over the world with Americans making up a minority. Being American is interesting, but being tall and good looking is better.

If you are tall and look ok (clean and confident?), you will absolutely own any bar/club you go into. The attention you will likely receive is outstanding. Women loved talking to me and meeting them was as easy as saying hello. I wasn't in Tokyo or Osaka, though. When I visited those much larger cities, the novelty of being gaijin was less significant (since they're everywhere), but you're still "special" and will get lots of looks and attention.

A really popular tourist bar area is the Roppongi district of Tokyo. I actually didn't like this area (too trashy) but I found the smaller (700k+) city I was near just about perfect. If you find a gaijin bar in one of these cities, you'd have to try very hard not to meet someone.

Sex is definitely possible. Of course, it depends on the woman, but love hotels (hotels specifically for clandestine liaisons) are very big industry. I wasn't really trying to pick up any women (though I was down with something happening) and I met someone with whom I still have a relationship. I had met someone before her, but the language barrier was too big for me to maintain it. As far as one night stands, it could be as easy as saying "let's go." You are exciting them just by being there.

I didn't experience any direct racism, but they will avoid you on the train. I don't think it has to do with smell (I could be wrong) but just a general preference. They do it to each other as well, but more so to foreigners. I found it quite nice, actually... "Sure, I'll have the whole seat to myself!"

I am now a die-hard fan of Japanese women (and not just because I met someone). Walking around in Tokyo (and anywhere metro, really) was a wonderful experience just for the eye-candy. Jaw-droppingly beautiful women abound. When you do get into a social situation, they are really friendly. I would highly encourage you to find some reason other than the women to go to Japan, though. They will be marvelous company, but I can't imagine you'd get a lot of respect just going for the women. You could always lie about why you're in Japan, I suppose. Not my game, but there's a lot to appreciate about the country, and it would really help your conversations.

Not all those pictures were weird. Weird.

Guidosan, heh, that's actually good

Wow, if only there was a tool to translate RUSSIAN to ENGLISH...

Oh wait...

http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffishki.net%2Findex.html&s l= ru&tl=en&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 (pops)

Tajiri seems to like the view

The surfboard guitar in action.

Link (new window)

As zahlamit apartment: visual aid (30 photos)

Это жесть. This tin.
Думаю, хозяева этой съемной квартиры еще не скоро решатся снова ее сдать. I think the owners of the rented apartment are not yet solved soon again to pass it.
Вот какой бардак в ней навели предыдущие жильцы. This is the mess it brought the previous tenants.
http://74.125.45.132/translate_c?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http://fishki.ne t/ comment.php%3Fid%3D54631&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhgTM-RQY9RYND9mDyGmV Q4kqeqWjQ (pops)

The Ainu were never particularly fair skinned or light-eyed, they look and have looked more like Siberians or native Americans than anything. There is some light hair, but that occurs in a lot of otherwise Asian-looking people. As for being natives of Japan, they're not really. They're the natives of the northeast part of Honshuu and of Hokkaido, but there's no evidence they were the same as the Jomon culture Japanese, who would have been their contemporaries on Kyushuu and southwest Honshuu.

They're so polite to each other and quiet that it only makes sense that they express themselves so weirdly. If they didn't, they'd never have any fun.

SgtArkie Quote 2009-07-19 05:07:38 PM
OscarTamerz: I don't think they have shown homosexual pedophilia on TV in the U.S. yet.


why are you hoping? have a seat right over here.

Projection much?

Japan rocks. I lived there for 5 years. It's great. Check out this band. By day all the members are just regular guys and by night:
The Gold Bug (new window)

They call it "Comic Rock" whatever it is I just think it's great entertainment.
Sure there is a lot of weird stuff in Japan, but at least they can celebrate it.

Most of those...weren't that weird.

Seriously? Dudes shooting supersoakers?

Accolade: Suede head: So what's it like with the women over there? Are they fairly open about sex? Can you score easily? How can you talk to them? Do they like big white men? I've heard they are quite racist towards whites, won't sit next to one on a train and we apparently smell bad to them.

Let's see...

I can speak a good amount of Japanese, so I would talk to women in Japanese. Depending on where you are, this may or may not be necessary. Gaijin (foreigner) bars are popular and Japanese people go there specifically to meet foreigners. That said, a little Japanese will get you a long way when it comes to meeting people. It shows that you're legitimately interested. Also, gaijin doesn't mean American. I met people from all over the world with Americans making up a minority. Being American is interesting, but being tall and good looking is better.

If you are tall and look ok (clean and confident?), you will absolutely own any bar/club you go into. The attention you will likely receive is outstanding. Women loved talking to me and meeting them was as easy as saying hello. I wasn't in Tokyo or Osaka, though. When I visited those much larger cities, the novelty of being gaijin was less significant (since they're everywhere), but you're still "special" and will get lots of looks and attention.

A really popular tourist bar area is the Roppongi district of Tokyo. I actually didn't like this area (too trashy) but I found the smaller (700k+) city I was near just about perfect. If you find a gaijin bar in one of these cities, you'd have to try very hard not to meet someone.

Sex is definitely possible. Of course, it depends on the woman, but love hotels (hotels specifically for clandestine liaisons) are very big industry. I wasn't really trying to pick up any women (though I was down with something happening) and I met someone with whom I still have a relationship. I had met someone before her, but the language barrier was too big for me to maintain it. As far as one night stands, it could be as easy as saying "let's go." You are exciting them just by being there.

I didn't experience any direct racism, but they will avoid you on the train. I don't think it has to do with smell (I could be wrong) but just a general preference. They do it to each other as well, but more so to foreigners. I found it quite nice, actually... "Sure, I'll have the whole seat to myself!"

I am now a die-hard fan of Japanese women (and not just because I met someone). Walking around in Tokyo (and anywhere metro, really) was a wonderful experience just for the eye-candy. Jaw-droppingly beautiful women abound. When you do get into a social situation, they are really friendly. I would highly encourage you to find some reason other than the women to go to Japan, though. They will be marvelous company, but I can't imagine you'd get a lot of respect just going for the women. You could always lie about why you're in Japan, I suppose. Not my game, but there's a lot to appreciate about the country, and it would really help your conversations.

Thanks, man. I'm interested in their culture and history too, but the women are the icing on the cake.

The wierdest thing I have seen from Japan is this very bizarre tv show.

Inochi

It is somekind of wierd creature who is in middle school likes girls(with a peeping scene into the girls lockers) We also learn that he is lactose intolerant, and also gets morning wood.

Sorry no html at this time

http://www.break.com/holy-taco/another-japanese.html

For this picture (stupid 403 error):
http://de.fishki.net/picsw/012008/31/asia/21_asia.jpg

I've heard of mail-order brides, but this is ridiculous.

I will take them all, even if it kills me.

/the mortician will have to cut the muscles in my face to take the smile off

Thai Mai Xhu: Aboriginals anywhere are just the assholes who last kicked a previous group of assholes out before history started to be written down. Further GIS does show some pics of more honky-like Ainu, though.

Astute observation Jeff, and a statement which is clearly nearly true.
I doubt the Inuit had to push out anybody but polar bears though.


Or, as the racist Inuit call them, "honkey bears".

Please tell me that says "free puppy" in japanese..


//hotlinked because they probably just broke traffic records thanks to fark's infinite desire to snark..

Somaticasual: Please tell me that says "free puppy" in japanese..


//hotlinked because they probably just broke traffic records thanks to fark's infinite desire to snark..

The wording on the left is a request to be picked up. Like "Please pick me up", but it could be more like "find me" or "get me". I don't understand the writing on the right... It might suggest that she's at home, but I'm not sure what's intended.

Accolade: Somaticasual: Please tell me that says "free puppy" in japanese..


//hotlinked because they probably just broke traffic records thanks to fark's infinite desire to snark..

The wording on the left is a request to be picked up. Like "Please pick me up", but it could be more like "find me" or "get me". I don't understand the writing on the right... It might suggest that she's at home, but I'm not sure what's intended.

On the right it says "don't leave me here."

So yeah, both messages on a box like that is basically saying "free puppy."

Somaticasual: Please tell me that says "free puppy" in japanese..

On the left side, it says "Please take me home." (hirotte kudasai -- lit. "please gather" or "please pick up", but Japanese rarely translates directly).

On the right side, "Don't leave me here." (oite (i)kanadaide -- lit. "don't put down and go", missing the い (i), probably to make it look cuter or something).

Much thanks, Accolade, Itazurakko, and mamoru.. That's about as demented as expected. The chain going into the box is an added bonus..

SuperNinjaToad: I blame the American Hip-Hop import culture for this!
Also I didn't know they have Mustangs in Japan.

I saw quite a few classic American cars in northern Japan. Even in fairly small cities. Mostly they were kept in front of car dealers and repair shops. Kept in great condition, too.

dead_dangler: Suede head: So what's it like with the women over there? Are they fairly open about sex? Can you score easily? How can you talk to them? Do they like big white men? I've heard they are quite racist towards whites, won't sit next to one on a train and we apparently smell bad to them.

My (white) friend said that every time he walked into a bar or nightclub in Japan, within minutes at least two hot Japanese girls were all over him, wanting to take him homehis money.

FTFY

Or better yet a ticket to the States. Bargirls (not necessarily hookers) are everywhere in Asia. Not just Japan.

/20 years Pacific Sailor

K/H D

Thai Mai Xhu: White people don't realy just pop up sometimes.
Since they started teaching that "races" didn't really exist, they have taught the genetics for white people to be recessive. According to the very small amount of study I have into eugenics, one must have grandparents with blond hair and blue eyes to have such coloration.
I suggest to you that those grandparents would have the same requirement.
White people don't just pop up in the sub saharan or among the Watusi, with the exception of an occasional albino.


I dunno about that, man. These kids are 100% Abbo and the one on the left is two steps away from ordering a Pat Boone album.



/Or moving to Middle Earth.
//Weird looking little farker.

So, is it easy for a white chick to pick up an Asian dude over there or does it only work the other way around? Inquiring minds, all that.

/wo hui shuo Zhongwin
//barely

squadron499: dead_dangler: Suede head: So what's it like with the women over there? Are they fairly open about sex? Can you score easily? How can you talk to them? Do they like big white men? I've heard they are quite racist towards whites, won't sit next to one on a train and we apparently smell bad to them.

My (white) friend said that every time he walked into a bar or nightclub in Japan, within minutes at least two hot Japanese girls were all over him, wanting to take him homehis money.

FTFY

Or better yet a ticket to the States. Bargirls (not necessarily hookers) are everywhere in Asia. Not just Japan.

/20 years Pacific Sailor

K/H D

Perhaps, but in this case no money changed hands. They were in it for him.

I like Japanese women.

Mahatma Grandy: The guy with the surfboard guitar, is that Iron Chef Sakai?

haha, you're right, it does look a bit like Sakai-san.

/Love that show.

Ringshadow: So, is it easy for a white chick to pick up an Asian dude over there or does it only work the other way around? Inquiring minds, all that.

/wo hui shuo Zhongwin
//barely

I've spent a number of months in Asia (mostly Korea, but some Japan) and have hung out with a lot of young, single asian men. To the best of my recollection, they never even mentioned western women.

/and why would they? They're surrounded by asian women! Yum!

Can we get the analogous United States site?

Pextor: dennysgod: Rick Nielsen approves.

Kinda cool

YES, no no no no no no, YES, no no no no no, YES, no no no...

more like YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES,...

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM ...he he he

Gridlock: As zahlamit apartment: visual aid (30 photos)

Это жесть. This tin.
Думаю, хозяева этой съемной квартиры еще не скоро решатся снова ее сдать. I think the owners of the rented apartment are not yet solved soon again to pass it.
Вот какой бардак в ней навели предыдущие жильцы. This is the mess it brought the previous tenants.
http://74.125.45.132/translate_c?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http://fishki.ne t/ comment.php%3Fid%3D54631&rurl=translate.google.com&usg=ALkJrhgTM-RQY9RYND9mDyGmV Q4kqeqWjQ (pops)

I'm intrigued by the pictured box of Mel-O-Cream Frozen prefried donuts.....

Sweet Sour Stuntaz

Many of these aren't even japan... in fact, one is at the Anaheim Convention Center in CA.

Preston Preston: Smarshmallow: The future:

It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on humanoid height.

And BTW, the Winkler called again...

I would like to order one of these
Does anyone have a web address?

Peki: "Gawtzillah!"

Did someone call?

dead_dangler: squadron499: dead_dangler: Suede head: So what's it like with the women over there? Are they fairly open about sex? Can you score easily? How can you talk to them? Do they like big white men? I've heard they are quite racist towards whites, won't sit next to one on a train and we apparently smell bad to them.

My (white) friend said that every time he walked into a bar or nightclub in Japan, within minutes at least two hot Japanese girls were all over him, wanting to take him homehis money.

FTFY

Or better yet a ticket to the States. Bargirls (not necessarily hookers) are everywhere in Asia. Not just Japan.

/20 years Pacific Sailor

K/H D

Perhaps, but in this case no money changed hands. They were in it for him.


I'm not saying that it didn't happen. Because it does sometimes. I've been with women over there that "just want to have a good time". Nothing wrong with that. AT ALL!!!! That said, most of them do have an agenda of one kind or another. (Just like us)

BTW the slanted stuff is the BEST!!! Got my first in 1981 and have never looked back!!

K/H D

Rip Dashrock: Does anyone have a web address?

realdoll.com (nsfw)