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FeeltheIllinoise [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-19 10:58:32 AM  
they're not allowed to raise a military, what else are they supposed to do

 
qwertypoo 2009-07-19 10:58:35 AM  
e4tango: Okay, ya gotta love the amazing diversity of the Japanese culture, but I have to ask, WTF is the deal with blurring out the faces of the pervs getting the upskirt shots but leaving the "star" identifiable? There's also one a a group of three girls in costume. Can anyone offer a clue? I know back in the day, virtually all Japanese skin mags were crotchless so I get the pendulum swing, but why protect the opportunists?

It's to make it seem more realistic, as if the guy doesn't want to be caught. If you don't get it then voyeur porn isn't for you, go jack off to playboy or something.


UNCENSORED JAPANESE VAGINA NSFW

 
NYPete31 2009-07-19 11:02:05 AM  
I stayed in one of those capsule hotels in Tokyo for a night.
I left the next day because I couldn't find the shower. The place was huge. They make you put your clothes in a locker and give you a robe, so that is what you wear while you are there. It's all guys, no ladies. I looked and looked for a shower. the place had several floors. I found sinks and toilets, a massage place and a hot tub in the same room with a restaurant and about a dozen guys watching cartoons on a small movie screen, but never found a shower. I just couldn't bring myself to get in a hot tub in the same room as a restaurant and a make shift movie theater.

 
qwertypoo 2009-07-19 11:02:09 AM  
qwertypoo:
UNCENSORED JAPANESE VAGINA NSFW


OK, tinypic deleted that immediately.
Let's try imageshack Link NSFW

 
PanicMan 2009-07-19 11:02:27 AM  
I don't know why, but this one cracks me up. The teacher doesn't seem to care what's going on. Like this happens every day.

Link (new window)

 
PanicMan 2009-07-19 11:03:34 AM  
PanicMan: I don't know why, but this one cracks me up. The teacher doesn't seem to care what's going on. Like this happens every day.

Link (new window)


Fail.

http://de.fishki.net/picsw/012008/31/asia/20_asia.jpg

 
wrek 2009-07-19 11:04:24 AM  
One airplane ticket please.

 
Bartleby the Scrivener 2009-07-19 11:06:23 AM  
Pextor: dennysgod: Rick Nielsen approves.

Kinda cool

YES, no no no no no no, YES, no no no no no, YES, no no no...

more like YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES,...


not that i was looking too closely or anything...
but notice that, while they are all wearing the same style of shoe, the soles vary in order to make the women all the same height.

now THAT'S uniform.

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2009-07-19 11:08:05 AM  
polezilla.com

This is a friend of mine.

That is all.

 
MojaveVista 2009-07-19 11:11:07 AM  
my buddy lived over there for afew years and he says all it comes down to is that they love our American culture and are trying to westernize Japan except they take it "alittle" to far.

 
Arn_Dee 2009-07-19 11:11:23 AM  
/Stanley Tweedle disapproves!

 
Arn_Dee 2009-07-19 11:16:41 AM  
i45.photobucket.com
Stanley Tweedle disapproves >:O

 
e4tango 2009-07-19 11:17:23 AM  
qwertypoo:

It's to make it seem more realistic, as if the guy doesn't want to be caught. If you don't get it then voyeur porn isn't for you, go jack off to playboy or something.

So let me get this straight, you have almost a dozen guys clustered around a mini-shirted chick displaying her hoo-ha, busy taking video/picture. However, it appeals to the voyeuristic nature of guys like yourself as being "more realistic" having their faces blurred? To belabor the point, you wouldn't be able to get a stiffy if it was just a regular, "Oh, there are a bunch of guys photographing some chick showing off her crotch!" picture, but with the blurring you're all over it?

/is this Dave Fenton?

 
Krieghund 2009-07-19 11:18:38 AM  
Yume no Hikari: *YAWN*

Culture porn, nothing more. It would be like posting pics of tractor pulls or Star Trek conventions in the US. Oh, wait, those are funny too.




Thats what I got from this too. Yeah, there were a lot of funny pics, and yeah there were a lot of hot women, but any farker worth his salt probably has a folder with as many pictures that just as freaky and taken in the USA.

 
Zugarific 2009-07-19 11:18:51 AM  
s428.photobucket.com

Business in the front, party in the back. I thought it was just for mullets

 
The_Pole_Of_Justice 2009-07-19 11:20:42 AM  

 
anfrind 2009-07-19 11:23:44 AM  
MojaveVista: my buddy lived over there for afew years and he says all it comes down to is that they love our American culture and are trying to westernize Japan except they take it "alittle" to far.

That would explain a lot about this guy...

www.zondar.com

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 11:26:02 AM  
e4tango: WTF is the deal with blurring out the faces of the pervs getting the upskirt shots but leaving the "star" identifiable?

To avoid having to get model releases from each recognizable person in the picture, should the photographer have the opportunity to sell or publish it in a for profit medium.

 
theorellior 2009-07-19 11:27:47 AM  
I like the fact that the two "girls" with big thighs have their eyes pixellated, but only enough so you can see that they're pixellated, not hide their features.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-07-19 11:40:37 AM  
theorellior: I like the fact that the two "girls" with big thighs have their eyes pixellated, but only enough so you can see that they're pixellated, not hide their features.

I didn't really work at figuring that picture out, but I just thought they were two female midgets.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 11:42:13 AM  
No way this is a bookmark.

 
EmptyLighter 2009-07-19 11:45:10 AM  
mamoru: HaywoodJablonski: I like the pic of the guy sleeping on his motorcycle, though he looks Vietnamese or Cambodian or some shiat, not Japanese

Indeed. And, I'm pretty sure the 3 girls on the scooter is Thailand (at least, those look more like Thai school uniforms to me), as is the picture of the girl getting soaked by a bunch of guys with water guns (that is the Songkran festival - basically a 3 day nationwide water fight, and a hell of a good time :D ).

Still, a lot of pictures in there that made me miss living in Japan.


Maybe I've been here too long as very few of these made me actually wtf.
I kind of snickered at a few of them.
/only 1 year and... *counts on fingers* 10 months
//you learn...not to ask questions any more...

 
mangocop 2009-07-19 11:47:08 AM  
Gwendolyn: I'm trying to figure out how to Engrish ICY HOT STUNTAZ this pic.

I was thinking Japanese Guidos.

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 11:53:18 AM  
EmptyLighter: //you learn...not to ask questions any more...

Indeed. I lived there for nearly 5 years. You learn to take everything in stride. Mothra could attack, and your first thought would be, "hmmm, will this make the trains late?"

After living there so long, very few things in this world can elicit a "Now, THAT is bizarre" from me. ;)

 
blackartemis 2009-07-19 11:54:50 AM  
mamoru: Thai

Yeah that's the Thai school uniform, but the supposed Songkran pic, the guys don't look Thai at all.

 
mfaby 2009-07-19 11:56:33 AM  
to the Yes,no, yes and yesyesyesyes guys:
Yup. (i got sick of the '....' not working)


And as far as the WWII propaganda posters?
Good for them. Japan attacked without warning and deserved everything they got.

Oh! and btw: you want to racism? Go to Japan, one of the most racist nations out there. Don't get me wrong, I like Jap stuff/culture/history etc and that's why I know about their racism.

Systematically went thru Korea and China trying to do to them what Hilter did to the Jews, gypsies, etc. Read the 'Rape of Nanking'.

Also the Nipon word for foreigner is 'ganjin' (sp?) which transtates LITERALLY as 'barbarian'; not immigrant, not foreigner, not visitor but barbarian. That should give you an idea of their cultural background.

 
e4tango 2009-07-19 12:00:05 PM  
mamoru:


To avoid having to get model releases from each recognizable person in the picture, should the photographer have the opportunity to sell or publish it in a for profit medium.

Huh. So the "focus" of the picture, without the blurring, would be assumed to have signed a release? Or was the scene staged on her behalf? What would the upshot that be?

 
blackartemis 2009-07-19 12:00:36 PM  
Let's try that again

mamoru: HaywoodJablonski: I like the pic of the guy sleeping on his motorcycle, though he looks Vietnamese or Cambodian or some shiat, not Japanese

Indeed. And, I'm pretty sure the 3 girls on the scooter is Thailand (at least, those look more like Thai school uniforms to me), as is the picture of the girl getting soaked by a bunch of guys with water guns (that is the Songkran festival - basically a 3 day nationwide water fight, and a hell of a good time :D ).

Still, a lot of pictures in there that made me miss living in Japan.


Yeah that's the Thai school uniform, but the supposed Songkran pic, the guys don't look Thai at all.

 
Smackledorfer 2009-07-19 12:00:37 PM  
mfaby: to the Yes,no, yes and yesyesyesyes guys:
Yup. (i got sick of the '....' not working)


And as far as the WWII propaganda posters?
Good for them. Japan attacked without warning and deserved everything they got.

Oh! and btw: you want to racism? Go to Japan, one of the most racist nations out there. Don't get me wrong, I like Jap stuff/culture/history etc and that's why I know about their racism.

Systematically went thru Korea and China trying to do to them what Hilter did to the Jews, gypsies, etc. Read the 'Rape of Nanking'.

Also the Nipon word for foreigner is 'ganjin' (sp?) which transtates LITERALLY as 'barbarian'; not immigrant, not foreigner, not visitor but barbarian. That should give you an idea of their cultural background.


Any more modern examples for us?

I wouldn't be surprised that any one culture I know little about turned out to be a hotbed of racism, but one word's etymology and something that happened a while ago doesn't prove anything.

 
Drubell 2009-07-19 12:01:06 PM  
The KOS-MOS picture gave me a geekgasm.

Seriously though, there is some weird shiat in those pics!

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 12:01:34 PM  
mfaby: Also the Nipon word for foreigner is 'ganjin' (sp?) which transtates LITERALLY as 'barbarian'; not immigrant, not foreigner, not visitor but barbarian. That should give you an idea of their cultural background.

uhhh...no.

外人 - gaijin - literally "outside person", and the best translation for it is "non-Japanese" because a Japanese person would never consider themselves "gaijin" when visiting another country.

The best word in Japanese for foreigner is 外国人 "gaikokujin", literally "other country person".

Nice try, though.

 
MortalComedy 2009-07-19 12:02:21 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
NEDM 2009-07-19 12:02:39 PM  
mfaby: And as far as the WWII propaganda posters?
Good for them. Japan attacked without warning and deserved everything they got.


Leaving the rest for another argument, you do know the only reason that the attack on Pearl Harbor didn't happen after war was declared was because the Japanese embassy had a really crappy typist? Or are you saying that surprise attacks are not part of warfare?

/now, back to random Japanese weirdness

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 12:04:19 PM  
blackartemis: but the supposed Songkran pic, the guys don't look Thai at all.

Good point. Also, they are wearing raincoats, which no one does during Songkran. Do any other East or Southeast Asian countries have similar festivals? Or perhaps they are tourists in Thailand during Songkran?

 
twincamakiko 2009-07-19 12:06:57 PM  
mfaby's an idiot.

 
QU!RK1019 2009-07-19 12:09:28 PM  
Holy god man I want to go to Japan so bad!

 
Retief of the CDT 2009-07-19 12:13:13 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Approves

 
Accolade 2009-07-19 12:15:52 PM  
dennysgod: YES, no no no no no no, YES, no no no no no, YES, no no no...

 
Accolade 2009-07-19 12:26:15 PM  
MojaveVista: my buddy lived over there for afew years and he says all it comes down to is that they love our American culture and are trying to westernize Japan except they take it "alittle" to far.

I disagree with this. It's arrogant to think they do it because they love "our" culture. They have a lot of American influence, surely, but they're hardly emulating us. You'll also find much more significant influences from China and Korea (especially in cuisine). I only lived there for a couple of months, but I didn't see anything that made me think they were trying to emulate Americans. They take what they like from any culture and make it their own... same as anywhere else. I was in a smaller town and there was absolutely nothing "American" that I could see. English was extremely rare and any English language I ran into seemed more like a novelty on the other speaker's part. Tokyo is an entirely different story, of course, but I think it's comparable to New York City. It's very international and metropolitan... you'll get a lot of influences from all over the place.

I think Chinese is going to supplant English as the preferred second language of choice, though I also ran into Spanish speakers and someone who is studying French. Also, some of the English was based on the Queen's English, and not even American. More Japanese are supposedly interested in visiting Canada than the US. British Columbia was a very popular tourist destination.

I think we take too much credit for their Westernization. Influential, yes. Emulating us? No way.

I'm curious what made your friend think that.

 
Farkin' Uke 2009-07-19 12:26:34 PM  
dead_dangler: Farkin' Uke: Lots of bizarre/interesting pics (thanks submitter!), but the thread brings about an important question.
Who IS the coolest Farker? Is it:
A) Obvious Racist
B) Jewiest Whiteboy of the Mid West that thinks watching anime makes him an expert on Japan
C) Smug 'fail guy' that knocks on subby for saying that ALL pics are from Japan when subby never says, 'ALL pics are from Japan'

/dammit, this could have been such a funny thread...

You forgot:

D) Self-righteous douchebag who thinks he clever, but is actually merely annoying

 
ironrat 2009-07-19 12:27:39 PM  
Exotic Orientals!!

 
Farkin' Uke 2009-07-19 12:28:36 PM  
Farkin' Uke: dead_dangler: Farkin' Uke: Lots of bizarre/interesting pics (thanks submitter!), but the thread brings about an important question.
Who IS the coolest Farker? Is it:
A) Obvious Racist
B) Jewiest Whiteboy of the Mid West that thinks watching anime makes him an expert on Japan
C) Smug 'fail guy' that knocks on subby for saying that ALL pics are from Japan when subby never says, 'ALL pics are from Japan'

/dammit, this could have been such a funny thread...

You forgot:

D) Self-righteous douchebag who thinks he clever, but is actually merely annoying


/lousy filter...

 
Preston Preston 2009-07-19 12:28:56 PM  
Smarshmallow: The future:

i45.photobucket.com


It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on humanoid height.

 
Sumo Surfer [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 12:30:08 PM  
This was the most awesome and fun time-waster ever! It's like the antidote to the clusterfark that was the Iran threads.

More please!

 
Ringtailed79 2009-07-19 12:31:50 PM  
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NUKE PEOPLE

 
Suede head 2009-07-19 12:33:04 PM  
dead_dangler: Suede head: Ohhhhh God, Japanese women... is there a huge factory somewhere just churning out slender, pretty, petite Japanese girls 24/7?

Damn, I must get it together and visit Japan before I die. It looks like the nearest we will ever get to an alien culture.

A guy I work with recently went to Japan for two weeks. Since he's come back, he has absolutely no interest in North American women at all. Too much fat, too much baggage, and too much stupidity according to him. And he was a real horn-dog before.


I can quite believe it. Western women are turning into bad copies of men, all the bad stuff without the redeeming male qualities. As for the slut tattoos, piercings and cigarettes - uurgh. Japanese women seem unafraid to be feminine.

 
FrancoFile 2009-07-19 12:38:03 PM  
Preston Preston: Smarshmallow: The future:



It is my sad duty to inform you of a four foot restriction on humanoid height.


Soyrent Green is peopur! Soyrent Green is peopur!

 
Meowsertd [TotalFark] 2009-07-19 12:40:39 PM  
Im sorry but I finaly have had to break down and admit I dont know what LGT is

would someone please tell me

thank you

 
Supreme 2009-07-19 12:40:52 PM  
Ching chang chong?

 
MortalComedy 2009-07-19 12:41:57 PM  
Meowsertd: Im sorry but I finaly have had to break down and admit I dont know what LGT is

Link Goes To

 
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