Last year's news is so last year.

Good NSFW shots of woman with painted flames on her crotch, tho.

How about toy nipples that shoot BBs?

Concealed Weapons

They oughta be against the law

What if he has a pointed stick?

I need more coffee, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out why Kanye West had a governor.

If you outlaw painted nipples, only outlaws will have painted nipples.

/That's just not a pretty thought.

And I've just been fired. Hooray.

What a collection of assholes.

detfrost1: I need more coffee, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out why Kanye West had a governor.

Gay fish can get out of control very easily...

legal?



illegal?

WTF?

Key West doesn't have a governor, Subby, because it's not a state, it's a city.

Basic-understanding-of-municipal-government Fail.

Also, for those who don't know, Key West is so strange that everyone else in Florida thinks they're stark raving bonkers. Okay? Even the people you normally see in "Florida" tagged stories, from like Miami and such? Even they think to themselves, "at least I don't live in Key West."

Think about that.

/The Conch Republic was a cool idea, though.

As long at they don't ban cat circuses.



Or the Ernest Hemingway look alike contest.

And everybody has to talk through auto-tune.

I love Key West so much. If you've never been to Fantasy Fest you haven't lived. Book your hotel about a year in advance.

Sounds like my type of town. I'd rather have my kids seeing boobs every day whether in public or on TV than all of the killing and violence that they're subjected to now.

Well if I had to choose between toy guns and nipples you bet your ass that toy guns would be banned.

"Key West's governor..."

We have a new state?

dennysgod: Well if I had to choose between toy guns and nipples you bet your ass that toy guns would be banned.

As long as they don't ban the real guns, we'll be fine.

Fantasy Fest is for everyone. You can get out of your town, come down here and for one week dress up in whatever you want. It takes guts to walk down the street in dominatrix leather or body paint. But you can do it, you'll have a blast, and no one is going to say differently.

See you in three months!

(Fark ought to have a parade float one of these years.)

"Since there are so many guns on the street because of heavy drug trafficking in Key West, I, the sovereign governor of our fair city, do declare that I am placing a ban on toy guns to reduce this threat and fight violence with guns. Three cheers for me.

Oh, P.S., for all the toddlers who will be so disappointed..NIPPLES FOR ALL!

The late Shel Silverstein approves of subby's headline.

/Obscure?

SniffSharpies: Fantasy Fest is for everyone. You can get out of your town, come down here and for one week dress up in whatever you want. It takes guts to walk down the street in dominatrix leather or body paint. But you can do it, you'll have a blast, and no one is going to say differently.

See you in three months!

(Fark ought to have a parade float one of these years.)

Great idea. I'd come back for that.

"Americans have been accused of living beyond their means, using their homes as ATM machines"

I stopped reading right here

If your standard is going to be that we cannot have a right if even a few people abuse it, we won't be able to have any rights. I don't say these stupid kids who point guns at police officers deserve to die. But if they are shot, what can you say?

The goggles paint DO does NOTHING!
Pass me the eyebleach!

/knows some people should NOT be naked!

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The site is RUFKM. It has a monkey as the logo. It has fark in it's title. Do you really think these clowns know anything about government? I don't even think they can tie their own shoes. The even said ATM Machine which means Automatic Teller Machine Machine. Morons. Funny though.

skinink Quote 2009-07-19 10:00:49 AM

"Key West mayor don't like bare nipples."


eric.extremeboredom.net

Does anyone else feel like Mike Myers should have done a much better job in response? What a farking retard to get pwned by Kanye Weak so badly. I mean fark man, you're supposed to be a comedian and the best you can do is look mildly uncomfortable? To think of the amount of money that wasn't donated because Kanye wanted to make that about Kanye and not the victims. What a disgusting beast he is. Kanye that is, not Mike, he's a douche. Mike that is not, Kanye.

detfrost1: I need more coffee, I spent a few minutes trying to figure out why Kanye West had a governor.

Any relation to Mayor Adam West?

I can't believe Kanye West would do this!?

And well it should be. I'm tired of the unstoppable pro-violence/anti-sex movement in this goddamn country.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that some place that's technically America got their priorities straight? As in, sex isn't so bad, but (albeit hinted) violence is? What's next? Nipples on daytime CSI re-runs but no eviscerated bodies?

I don't know, but when it gets really cold out, I've seen nipples that could be weapons!

Dumbest Fark post ever. This isn't even "not news." It's two years old.

Key West makes a living being bizarre.

For the record, google "Key West Fantasy Fest;" everyone gets drunk and runs around naked I mean, in body paint.

Sounds like a plan to me.

Site/article is NSFW. Subby should have warned folks.

/Saw it at work, fortunately nobody else saw it.
//Nipples!

Needs pics.

Ah, how I love this island

Ah, Key West. The Greenwich Village of Florida.

/it's the one with a picture of a potato on the label

Subject to approval: Bad tits should be fined.

I see why the SPIFFY tag was not used.

Stay Cool Babylon: Wait a minute. Are you saying that some place that's technically America got their priorities straight? As in, sex isn't so bad, but (albeit hinted) violence is? What's next? Nipples on daytime CSI re-runs but no eviscerated bodies?

The chicks from CSI topless? I could go for that.
/fap