What's black and white and red all over?

Hint: it ain't a newspaper

Baryogenesis: I don't know if that's technically voyeurism because the person confessing knows that the priest is there listening.

Oh I know it isn't technically voyeurism, I just meant that it has that feeling about it. As if the priest were forcing them to let him peek into the confessee's personal life by luring them into a dark corner with the candy of salvation.


adeist69: So that the confessor can fap without the confessee knowing, of course

Plus people are willing to divulge more "details" if they feel like no one else can hear ;)

Seemed appropriate.

Thanks HD

ummm so was the dead guy in on the action too?

/science wants to know

kinda weird this took place where my cousins live...


/small world after all

I got slightly turned on by this thread--------- shudders

Off to take shower and scrub myself with a wire brush and lye soap to rid myself of shame.

Aboleth: Seventeen years? We're not gonna last seventeen minutes. Those things are gonna come in here. They're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us!


What 2 Indian priests and an Indian nun may look like.

SeismicJizzer: kinda weird this took place where my cousins live...

If all your (or anyone's) cousins live in some place, the odds there's some freaky stuff going on are higher.

The trio confronted her and one of them struck her with a hand-held axe on the head.

Was it Father Eugene?

Did she scream Careful with that axe, Eugene?

Sounds like it was a four way? One more guy was involved but not charged because he died already. That nun was getting busy!

tukatz: The trio confronted her and one of them struck her with a hand-held axe on the head.

What was the axe doing in the kitchen?

That's what they use to chop up the goat for dinner.

Now you know what Shakespeare had in mind when he wrote Hamlet saying, "Get thee to a nunnery!"

Donald_McRonald: backlog of 29.2 million cases pending

What. The. Fark. Jesus Christ, if they could only get the corrupt lawyers to become corrupt judges, they'd be golden!

all along watch you pumping my retard
and you fill me with tar!
and you party laying bears!

tunak tun
tunak tun
tunak tun

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

Do you honestly think any of the three of them had any skill at what they were doing? It'd be like watching Special Olympians play speed sudoku.

A hand-held axe? What other kind is there?

Chinchillazilla: A hand-held axe? What other kind is there?

True, true, I suppose this does sort of demand the invention of a tripod-mounted large-calibre fully automatic axe (with switchable semi-automatic 3-chop burst mode).

?मूल प्रवृति
?असभ्य व्यक्ति

/Got nothin'.

thisisyourbrainonFark: Is it too early?

I love this thread so much!

(Imagine a fat hairy guy hugging a ball of twine. Aka this thread)

No.

The nuns always dream of two Mennonite.