She was murdered March 27, 1992 and they're just bringing charges now? Justice apparently moves at a snail's pace in Kottayam.

Indian nun killed by fellow nun and 2 priests after she walks in on their threesome. Story to be dramatized in first Bollywood erotic thriller musical
There's already an Indian thriller musical:

Bathia_Mapes: She was murdered March 27, 1992 and they're just bringing charges now? Justice apparently moves at a snail's pace in Kottayam.

India's woefully underfunded court system, with its shortfall of judges but excess of corrupt lawyers, is also saddled with a gargantuan backlog of 29.2 million cases pending across hundreds of subordinate state-level courts, 21 high courts and the Supreme Court.

According to figures released recently by the Indian Supreme Court - the country's highest judicial authority - out of this mind-boggling number, over 25.4 million cases are pending in subordinate courts, 3.7 million cases in various high courts while the Supreme Court is stuck with 45,887 cases awaiting justice.

I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

You need to subscribe to most of TF's news letters.

Religion of Peace!

Jon Snow: Religion of Peace Piece!

FTFY

The trio confronted her and one of them struck her with a hand-held axe on the head.

What was the axe doing in the kitchen?

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

*thinks*
Two nuns having sex with a priest?
Two nuns having sex with a third nun?
Two nuns having sex with you? me?

What meat can priests eat on Friday?

Nun.

At least they were of legal age.

dahmers love zombie: What meat can priests eat on Friday?

Nun.

and it only took ten post
/golf clap
/do priest get the clap?
/bored/drunk

I think I saw this show on Cinemax the other night.

/Or maybe it was that internet porn site

Is it too early?

I love this thread so much!

(Imagine a fat hairy guy hugging a ball of twine. Aka this thread)

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

So you're the freak who actually liked Church of Fudge.

There's no intolerance like religious intolerance. They should recant sexual repression and vows of celibacy and the nun would just be embarrassed not dead.

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

I was hoping gorgor would pop in with a picture right about now, his are so much better than anything I could ever find...

JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

Let me assure you, the nun was strictly.. ornamental. We are talking about priests, after all.

Seventeen years? We're not gonna last seventeen minutes. Those things are gonna come in here. They're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us!

The one they offed was kinda cute too....what a waste



I'm sure the only reason they killed her was because she wouldn't
do anal. They were priests, after all...

Well...at least it wasn't a priest/altar boy thread...

adeist69: JerseyTim: I can't think of anything sexier than two priests having sex with a nun.

I was hoping gorgor would pop in with a picture right about now, his are so much better than anything I could ever find...

I'm sure no gorgor but I thick I found a pic of two of the suspects.

Maybe we should outsource some of our excess lawyers for free tech support?

Mmmmmmm, sacrilegious.

V V Augustine... has not been included in the list of accused as he had committed suicide

That is NO excuse! Dig the bastage up, wheel his bones into court and give him life!

Hahahahahah

The CBI case is that Abhaya came down to the kitchen of the convent in the wee hours of March 27, 1992 when she saw the three accused having [hot, catholic, wet; only ruined by a busybody] sex.

FIXED.

EsteeFlwrPot: At least Too bad they were of legal age.

FTFY

TheMega: V V Augustine... has not been included in the list of accused as he had committed suicide

That is NO excuse! Dig the bastage up, wheel his bones into court and give him life!


Well that would be the Catholic Inquisition way, wouldn't it?

"25 bucks,Father-same as in town...."

Crow The Robot: EsteeFlwrPot: At least Too bad they were of legal age.

FTFY

I guess they'll never fully get with modern times in India.

It makes me so happy, for once we have a sex scandal involving consensual sex between two priests and a grown woman. Hell's yeah India!!! Jai Ho!!

The BJP are going to love this......

So what would have have happened if this went down in northern Pakistan or Afghanistan?

Indian nun killed by fellow nun and two priests after she walks in on their threesome. Story to be dramatized in first Bollywood erotic thriller

Got it.

Dot...not feather.

manduwala: The BJP are going to love this......

BJP? The P had better not stand for... (googles) Oh dear, the P does stand for Party. Congratulations, people in India, you get to vote for the "BJ Party." Sounds like fun.

Could be worse, you could be China, and have a couple hundred million young ladies who refer to your capital city as BJ, and ask me questions like "Can you fly to BJ? I want to meet you."

I'm always helping Chinese girls learn proper English so they can say "I hope to see you when I come back" instead of "I hope to see you when I am coming."

Aboleth: Seventeen years? We're not gonna last seventeen minutes. Those things are gonna come in here. They're gonna come in here and they're gonna kill us!

Game over, man! Game over!

So, it did or did not happen on the reservation?

This story would be hot if nun wasn't Indian!

biatch owed me $20... God bless those swingin' Indians.

May have looked something like this, but add another dude:

I came for THE RING ref and leave satiated.

Love love love love love, I'm in love with lovely Johnny.

So they committed murder AND sinful sexual relations as members of the clergy?



.. Oh well, say a few "Hail Mary"'s and confess all the dirty, sexy, nitty gritty details to someone in the confessional and Jesus will forgive you.

/Is it just me, or does confession seem like the most blatantly voyeuristic idea evar?

Gawdzila: So they committed murder AND sinful sexual relations as members of the clergy?



.. Oh well, say a few "Hail Mary"'s and confess all the dirty, sexy, nitty gritty details to someone in the confessional and Jesus will forgive you.

You forgot to mention salvation in heaven for eternity.

/Look up Reverend Denis Lyons...you'll figure out where I stand fairly quickly - pastor at my school, 1986-1994

Gawdzila: /Is it just me, or does confession seem like the most blatantly voyeuristic idea evar?

I don't know if that's technically voyeurism because the person confessing knows that the priest is there listening. Although, does anyone want to clue me in on why it has to take place in a partitioned booth? Why not just talk while sitting in a pew?

Baryogenesis:
I don't know if that's technically voyeurism because the person confessing knows that the priest is there listening. Although, does anyone want to clue me in on why it has to take place in a partitioned booth? Why not just talk while sitting in a pew?


So that the confessor can fap without the confessee knowing, of course

tukatz: The trio confronted her and one of them struck her with a hand-held axe on the head.

What was the axe doing in the kitchen?

Never played Clue eh?