"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals,' and move on."

So true.

That's no leg....

Subby, as opposed the the non extra fifth leg?

So... it's got six legs?

le mew: That's no leg....

jajajajajajajaja

I have a horse with a rather large fifth leg, who wants to pony up the cash?

I demand that my male pet have a penis. Why is this fark-worthy?

That's no leg....

How much is that doggy innuendo?

Plenty of people that hear that song may be reminded of Bioshock. The song actually reminds of me of the last scene from Pink Flamingos.

Pestifer: That's no leg....

How much is that doggy innuendo?

Ow. Just, ow. That was farking painful, man.

Pestifer Quote 2009-07-18 03:04:03 AM
That's no leg....

How much is that doggy innuendo?

Came to say 5th and extra are redundant.
Was pleasantly surprised by the above WIN.

Pestifer: How much is that doggy innuendo?

Nice.

adragontatto, I came here to say that. Good job! I think I would leave out the first 'the' and replace it with 'to'....

So, that extra fifth leg, is that an extra penis, or does it have ten legs total with five normal and five spares? And where does this dog keep these spare legs?


/a doggy bag?
//shoot me

Pestifer: That's no leg....

How much is that doggy innuendo?

Farking epic.

/TFA worthless without pics

Redundant headline is redundant

Nothing more to say, everybody. Pack up and go home.

/glares jealously at Pestifer

How much for a seven legged calf?

Eh, he's got nothing on Rudolph the Five Legged Reindeer (new window).

/I linked to the G rated version.
//I'll let you find the NSFW version.
///You won't look at Rudolph the same ever again.

Whatthefark:
/I linked to the G rated version.
//I'll let you find the NSFW version.
///You won't look at Rudolph the same ever again.

Um, you mean by just waiting for the next video to start playing?

That's no lightsaber.

picturescrazy: Um, you mean by just waiting for the next video to start playing?

Yeah. I wasn't sure if it would be too offensive, so as I said, I linked to the G rated version.

I'll just leave this right here...

Pestifer: That's no leg....

How much is that doggy innuendo?

over

I had to put my 15-year old doggie to sleep today, so I'm not getting a kick out of this :(

Gyrfalcon: I had to put my 15-year old doggie to sleep today, so I'm not getting a kick out of this :(

Wow. That sucks.
Sorry.

It is spelled 'fif', btw you 'tards.

Gyrfalcon - feeling for you :(

Pestifer's still full of win, though. ;)

*applauds pestifer*

"I just called him and I said, 'How much?'" Owensby still wanted a $3,000 profit, but he had to pay back a $1,000 deposit that Strong had given him, so Siegel forked over $4,000.

With her keen negotiating skills Owensby should have offered undercoating protection for another $500.

adragontattoo: Subby, as opposed the the non extra fifth leg?

this!

Nah it only has 5 legs. It might have an extra 5th leg, but it's missing its 3rd leg.

The rescuer is just a man hater and couldnt stand the sight of something that represented a peener to her.

The fifth leg, white and without feeling, hangs down between her two back legs.

I hear the Pope has the same problem.



/window seat please

surprised to find that no one has mentioned Jake...


link is as hot as a wobbleboard version of stairway

MrSpot: "I just called him and I said, 'How much?'" Owensby still wanted a $3,000 profit, but he had to pay back a $1,000 deposit that Strong had given him, so Siegel forked over $4,000.

With her keen negotiating skills Owensby should have offered undercoating protection for another $500.

Quality backyard breeding there, selling tiny mixed breed puppies. And great financial discipline, pissing through the deposit like that. Yes, Owensby is a fine piece of excrement.

Kalanga: How much for a seven legged calf?

Here come the nightmares........

Extra fifth leg?

As opposed to the non-extra fifth leg?

The dog is like "get me away from this whack job.

Pestifer: How much is that doggy innuendo?

...and several people on the bus look over at the guy laughing his head off at his Blackberry. Thanks.

FTFA: "Siegel says a simple creed motivated her: 'Don't do to animals what you wouldn't do to your kids.'"

So, apparently, this lady's kids eat from a dish on the floor and poop outside on the lawn while wearing leashes. Fantastic.

Pestifer: How much is that doggy innuendo?

I spat beer onto my shoes. Well played, sir.

/not really, I'm drinking my whiskey with coke.