He was trying to kill Satan with fire?!

In before people complaining about the tag, which I found amusing.

/hot like hell

The Stealth Hippopotamus: He was trying to kill Satan with fire?!

No because that wouldn't make sense now would it.

It's clear he was trying to use the fire to call Satan to Earth and *then* kill it with the axe.

I never liked it when Satan would attack me, I can totally relate to this guy.

J/K

driven to quit: It's clear he was trying to use the fire to call Satan to Earth and *then* kill it with the axe.

OK! Now that makes sense to me!

What a dumbass. Everyone knows that fire monsters are weak versus water and ice attacks.

Or maybe...his plan was to bait Satan with the fire and the threat of imminent dismemberment, and have the fire department finish him off when he showed up.

Dagnabit. I had to readjust my glasses, because I was SURE, for one wonderful moment, the guy's name was "SLESTACK." And I thought how great would that be, Slestack, an axe, and Satan trapped in a burning garage.

Then I saw it was "SHEstack and my joy was crushed. Still, the fact that the cop only didn't shoot a man with an axe because he was worried about hitting a few stray firefighters (also carrying axes) gives me hope for a good thread.

Gyrfalcon: Dagnabit. I had to readjust my glasses, because I was SURE, for one wonderful moment, the guy's name was "SLESTACK." And I thought how great would that be, Slestack, an axe, and Satan trapped in a burning garage.

Then I saw it was "SHEstack and my joy was crushed. Still, the fact that the cop only didn't shoot a man with an axe because he was worried about hitting a few stray firefighters (also carrying axes) gives me hope for a good thread.


Say this five times fast:

She stacks slestacks by the sea shore.

Looks like Tom Arnold, sounds like a Movie of the Week...

He just needed the right cannon.

I don't understand how one earns a Hero tag for not killing somebody who's clearly demented and wielding a 10th century weapon.

Really, if push came to shove shoot at the axe and his hand 12 times.

He wasn't even alone and the cops still could've backed away from him.

The_Sponge: Gyrfalcon: Dagnabit. I had to readjust my glasses, because I was SURE, for one wonderful moment, the guy's name was "SLESTACK." And I thought how great would that be, Slestack, an axe, and Satan trapped in a burning garage.

Then I saw it was "SHEstack and my joy was crushed. Still, the fact that the cop only didn't shoot a man with an axe because he was worried about hitting a few stray firefighters (also carrying axes) gives me hope for a good thread.


Say this five times fast:

She stacks slestacks by the sea shore.

She stacks slestacks by the sea shore.
She stacks slestacks by the sea shore.
She stacks shestacks by the sea store.

dammit

errrr...he being the supposed Hero.

Wanted for questioning

He was using the wrong kind of axe to defeat the devil with.

\in the garage and everything

approves!

FTA: Detective Kipp Euler asked Sleestak, "who was staring vacantly," if he needed help...

Have we met?

numchuks > axe.

Where's Johnny?

A job well done...

I live in Providence, I get people who "axe" me all the time.

Doesn't mean I'm allowed to kill them.

Oh if only though.

Amateur,everyone knows you need a knife

GatorBill75: A job well done...


That is the coolest pic I've seen all year.

/The only thing that could make it better is if Hans Gruber had been there with them.

shanrick: RIP Walter Cronkite

FTFY

/wrong thread, dumbass...

Old headline from The Onion:

Ask murderer terrifies black neighborhood

It's nothing that Gary Busey hasn't done at one time or another and we let him walk around free.

/Just sayin

Isn't that special.

Ghola Kwisatz Haderach
Branch Dravidian


I'm not sure if "huddah huddah huh" means "self-defense", guys.

Damn Satan always whackin off in mah tool shed...

TheGreatZarquon: What a dumbass. Everyone knows that fire monsters are weak versus water and ice attacks.

Or maybe...his plan was to bait Satan with the fire and the threat of imminent dismemberment, and have the fire department finish him off when he showed up.

Except in the game Diablo, the titular bad guy was vulnerable to fire attacks.

shanrick: RIP Walter Cronkite

That's what he looks like? I was expecting something more like this:



/Who are you talking to?

Dammit, someone beat me to the Donnie Darko reference. . .

/AND my image didn't work. I knew I should have had that seventh shot. . .

This guy is obviously a lunatic.

Satan obviously has much better things to do than kill some random dude. Running Fox "News" must take up most of his time.

So is the tag for the cop who actually showed restraint and didn't shoot him 26 times?



Also, Blowmonkey, WTF is tha-NO. No. Forget it. It's probably the thing that made gootse possible.

Satan owes me money but Jesus built my hotrod.

Kalashinator: So is the tag for the cop who actually showed restraint and didn't shoot him 26 times?



Also, Blowmonkey, WTF is tha-NO. No. Forget it. It's probably the thing that made gootse possible.

Yes, it is, but I'm still wondering what exactly it has to do with an axe-weilding sleestack who cornered Satan in his garage.

Who starts fires with an axe?

The detective let satan get away what kind of peace officer is this guy? You have satan cornered and instead of solving at least half of the BS that comes with your job you stop the guy asking for your help at gunpoint.

/I suppose it does increase job security
//Serve and protect

Real hero is the cop, who didn't shoot the crazy bastard.

TheGreatZarquon: What a dumbass. Everyone knows that fire monsters are weak versus water and ice attacks.

I try to explain all the time that vegetables are green, which means that they are poisonous, and thus should not be eaten.

shanrick: RIP Walter Cronkite

Well, at least the guy was ready to handle hot sh*t. Is that an oven mitt he's wearing?

Vash's Apprentice: Amateur,everyone knows you need a knife

came for the "supernatural"reference, leaving happy.

/shotguns loaded with salt shells repel ghosts too..trust me, I'm a sailor....

What a man using an axe to kill the devil may look like.

/Most people take sword mastery. Axe is kind of a rare choice. Wonder if he uses Whirlwind?
//not mine