Too beautiful to look at?

Most models are rather gawky, homely and odd-looking in person without reams of makeup.

SpwimmingInNY: Most models are rather gawky, homely and odd-looking in person without reams of makeup.

that's why it's our duty to ream them

Helloooooo Ladies!

toonz: that's why it's our duty to ream them

Word. Just thrust lightly, they're brittle.

OgreMagi: lamenta3: For a club under a restaurant called Delicatessen, that place needs more sammiches.

Our guy code for going to the stripper bar is "let's get sammiches!", so I'm really getting a kick out of your post.

Actually, my code for getting sandwiches is "Let's go to the strip club", so I'm getting a kick out of both your posts.

Mr. Slippyfist: Oh no, I can't hang out with gangly, freakishly tall, flat assed and no boobage women, who would never talk to me in the first place. What am I going to do?

/Yes, all model's knees are extremely sharp, the only one that is worth a damn is Adrianna Lima, the rest are not attractive.
//Cue studman69 picture.

No boobs is one thing. Ass bones that cut you to ribbons is another. It really hurts when a skinny chick sits on your lap. I never understood why so many women get obsessed with getting back the figure they had before puberty hit.

Bored Horde: The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.

Why did I read that as diseased genitals?

/Better hit the free clinic.

JesseL: So, how are they going to handle it when a 'plus-size' model wants to get in?

They're going to tell her 115-pound ass to take a hike to the nearest trough to get slopped with all the other piggies, of course.

Killer Cars: Word. Just thrust lightly, they're brittle.

"crap...broke a rib"
"Dammit, there goes the spine..."

Contrary to popular belief, models are often not good looking.

They are just good at doing impressions of corpses when wearing clothing*

*except victoria's secret models.

I, for one, welcome our new model overlords.

/obligatory
//hot like sequestered models

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Mr. Slippyfist: Oh no, I can't hang out with gangly, freakishly tall, flat assed and no boobage women, who would never talk to me in the first place. What am I going to do?

/Yes, all model's knees are extremely sharp, the only one that is worth a damn is Adrianna Lima, the rest are not attractive.
//Cue studman69 picture.

No boobs is one thing. Ass bones that cut you to ribbons is another. It really hurts when a skinny chick sits on your lap. I never understood why so many women get obsessed with getting back the figure they had before puberty hit.

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What the doorway may look like (w/doorman)

This is only fair. Fat, ugly people have Wal-Mart and Total Fark accounts.

Attractive people have better genes and deserve special treatment do they don't get cancer or other problems that average people get.

Don't argue, it's science. Keep the best people healthy and your population should reap the benefits. Don't cut down the healthy people - you've heard Rush's "The Trees", so learn something from it. don't just hear it and forget.

Change your life and the way you think about your life. It will make you a better person. Happier. Healthier. And just better in general.

But don't interfere with the people who didn't have to put in all that work - it just messes with the natural imbalance. Let them be their glorious selves while the rest of us toil in shiat, giving the sweat of our brow as a sacrifice to these blessed people.

tchau: doesn't phase me.

There are things in life I will never get being an asian guy

- Womans Wednesday Discounts for Car
- getting to join the ku klux klan (this would interesting)
- This model thing (well maybe, I'm a pro photogrpaher so they may let me in)
- and a bunch of exclusive stuff

oh well, c'est la vie that's life.

You can probably add "fully occupying a female" to that list.

TommyymmoT: That's OK.
I found having the party seated next to me vomiting into a bucket after each course to be very unsettling anyway.

I guess we have different ideas about how to party

I wonder what the plumbing is like?

I've heard from several plumbers about needing to replace drain lines in sorrority houses because all the stomach acid from their incessant puking actually ate away the metal . . . .

killiemary: What the doorway may look like (w/doorman)

You win an Interblag.

ScottHimself: Apparently realizing you're a bit more important than the rest of society and acting out on that realization is bad in FARK's mind.

Hoping for sarcasm...eyes closed... now open... Nothing.
Spend a couple of weeks reading through the message boards and you'll see that you are entirely wrong.

The culture of Fark absolutely supports self-entitlement and snobbery.

dead_dangler: This is only fair. Fat, ugly people have Wal-Mart and Total Fark accounts.

Hey, I don't have a TF account.

Oh_Enough_Already: I wonder what the plumbing is like?

I've heard from several plumbers about needing to replace drain lines in sorrority houses because all the stomach acid from their incessant puking actually ate away the metal . . . .

I just through up in the mouth a little

/not sure if it is the plumbing
//came from another thread

theres a picture on that page of perez hilton apparently barfing jizz, I really didnt need to see that

A.k.a. "The Vomitorium"

I've got a Models Only Club.
I keep it in my trunk.
You just never know when you're going to be attacked by wild models.

tinyarena: I've got a Models Only Club.
I keep it in my trunk.
You just never know when you're going to be attacked by wild models.

or when the pelt market will be strong

I'd crash it if

was there.

Otherwise, meh.

/mmm
//molly...

If High School did not teach how lame 'cool' people are, there is probably no hope for you at this point.

Why would any man want to see a bunch of women only gay men think are attractive anyway?

Hey look, she's 10 ft tall and can still hoola hoop with a peppermint lifesaver. That's hot!

hrmm I was a model for awhile. It was a good college job as it was very easy and laid back, then again I experienced it from a guys perspective and there was a lot less pressure on us over our looks.

form my experience a lot of those models are nervous wrecks and or have body issues because their looks are under a microscope all the time and there is always someone who is taller, more leggy or looks better or whatnot in those types of clothes. It's a very tenuous position to be in when your looks are you meal ticket, and just like fashion trends change.

Overall I ran into very few models that were extremely self righteous or had a better-than-though attitude. Fashion people though (designers, photographers etc) they had extra loads of crazy and attitude.

All that being said I think fashion people are absolutely ridiculous and I never understood it.

/gave up the modeling and got an engineering degree
//was fun to hang out with half nekkid models all the time tho

Was this the journalist that broke this story?

all the tables are mirrored and you get free straws and razorblades at the door.

Madbassist1 Bad Subby for missing the obvious reference...

You got it in one. Good work.
_________

theres a picture on that page of perez hilton apparently barfing jizz, I really didnt need to see that

And I really didn't need to read that.

radioman_: theres a picture on that page of perez hilton apparently barfing jizz, I really didnt need to see that

And I really didn't need to read that.

and I didn't need to be reminded of that

That's ridiculous. What qualifies one as a "model"? Does the fact that I have posed for art count (I mean for an actual artist, not what the average farker is thinking)? What about catalog models? Hand models? High fashion models only? What about the ladies who model for church fashion shows? I'm not exactly dying to get in, just curious what the parameters are.

5 dollar milkshake: church fashion shows?

are nuns having fashion shows?

/very curious
//thanks for the boner killer
///fapus interruptus

What's it gonna be called? The Fork & Bucket?

The Lonely Chef?


/beyond the grave

IXI Jim IXI: Killer Cars: Word. Just thrust lightly, they're brittle.

"crap...broke a rib"
"Dammit, there goes the spine..."

Dammit! Snapped like a wishbone...

Pair-o-Dice: IXI Jim IXI: Killer Cars: Word. Just thrust lightly, they're brittle.

"crap...broke a rib"
"Dammit, there goes the spine..."

Dammit! Snapped like a wishbone...

they still move?

How is this different than any other high end club out there?

andrew131: How is this different than any other high end club out there?

Because this story is on Fark, where WE CAN FEEL THE OUTRAGE.

bronyaur1: I couldn't imagine any place that would be more fun to go... hanging out with coked-out entitled twenty-somethings, with IQs that average 85, having a fabulously interesting discussion whilst they all share a grape for lunch.

I was going to say something pithy about really low IQs, but this one wins the thread.

But the place will make money because of all the overpriced booze and cigarettes they'll sell.

PC LOAD LETTER: Models wear makeup well, can pose and walk and work with photographers. Most of the folks on a America's Next Top Model are plain with "meh" bodies with a few noteable exceptions (including Tyra). Strippers and Porn Stars get my vote for "if I was at a party full of girls, what kind of girls would they be?"

PC, on behalf of all of us Porn Stars, we'd love to have you at the next party!

/fashion models hate me
//I pose nekkid and make more money
///hand me a sammich

MetaRinka: All that being said I think fashion people are absolutely ridiculous and I never understood it.

This x several gazillion. I was just in the world's most overpriced guy/gal resale clothing joint in NYC - honest folks, you could get new clothes for less most places - and there was a whole page of rules up about what kind of stuff they wouldn't buy. Nothing without a known designer label from a known store, nothing more than 1 year old, plus really prissy shiat like "nothing high waisted" and, I think, "no amazing prints" - anyway, they didn't want anything amazing.

This was in the überghey neighborhood, which I was crossing to get to High Line Park and take pitchers. So maybe they're super attentive to the minute dictates of the designerati. But screamin' teenage Jesus on a dirtbike, what a lame-ass preoccupation. Do they even know what gold-plated tools they are?

/Basically, if you couldn't get it at a big sale for half what they were charging, they didn't want it.
//What kind of store doesn't want to sell something because it's amazing? Is there some secret ghey meaning of the word "amazing" I'm unaware of?

Bagelox-99: MetaRinka: All that being said I think fashion people are absolutely ridiculous and I never understood it.

This x several gazillion. I was just in the world's most overpriced guy/gal resale clothing joint in NYC - honest folks, you could get new clothes for less most places - and there was a whole page of rules up about what kind of stuff they wouldn't buy. Nothing without a known designer label from a known store, nothing more than 1 year old, plus really prissy shiat like "nothing high waisted" and, I think, "no amazing prints" - anyway, they didn't want anything amazing.

This was in the überghey neighborhood, which I was crossing to get to High Line Park and take pitchers. So maybe they're super attentive to the minute dictates of the designerati. But screamin' teenage Jesus on a dirtbike, what a lame-ass preoccupation. Do they even know what gold-plated tools they are?

/Basically, if you couldn't get it at a big sale for half what they were charging, they didn't want it.
//What kind of store doesn't want to sell something because it's amazing? Is there some secret ghey meaning of the word "amazing" I'm unaware of?

Amazing prints probably means no Ed Hardy crap.

They can do whatever they want; except keep out the inner city youth swimmers...

There should be a Farm Party at the Model Cafe in Allston...

Average looking people have no idea what we're like. We don't sit around talking about you, so why do you do it to us? If it bothers you, there are plenty of places you can visit where there are no people like us - Mexico, China, and Poland for example. Or maybe a quick visit to a plastic surgeon might improve your mood? A little make-up doesn't hurt either. And get yourself some nicer shoes for a change. Maybe fix up your hair a bit, lose some weight and have your teeth whitened.

Dr. Poison: Average looking people have no idea what we're like. We don't sit around talking about you, so why do you do it to us? If it bothers you, there are plenty of places you can visit where there are no people like us - Mexico, China, and Poland for example. Or maybe a quick visit to a plastic surgeon might improve your mood? A little make-up doesn't hurt either. And get yourself some nicer shoes for a change. Maybe fix up your hair a bit, lose some weight and have your teeth whitened.

Coyote Doyenne: PC LOAD LETTER: Models wear makeup well, can pose and walk and work with photographers. Most of the folks on a America's Next Top Model are plain with "meh" bodies with a few noteable exceptions (including Tyra). Strippers and Porn Stars get my vote for "if I was at a party full of girls, what kind of girls would they be?"

PC, on behalf of all of us Porn Stars, we'd love to have you at the next party!

/fashion models hate me
//I pose nekkid and make more money
///hand me a sammich

Woohoo! Now if I had an open marriage and a larger-than-average penis, I'd be living the high life LOL.