Step aside and talk to the chins, pimples, and skin-rash sister, hardest working "Before" model in the business, coming through!

I would never join any club that would have me as a member.

I couldn't imagine any place that would be more fun to go... hanging out with four coked-out entitled twenty-somethings, with IQs that average 85, having a fabulously interesting discussion whilst they all share a grape for lunch.

The Model Lounge.

Not to be confused with the Model Cafe in Allston (Boston).



Trust me.

The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.

Models wear makeup well, can pose and walk and work with photographers. Most of the folks on a America's Next Top Model are plain with "meh" bodies with a few noteable exceptions (including Tyra). Strippers and Porn Stars get my vote for "if I was at a party full of girls, what kind of girls would they be?"

and by "including Tyra", I mean I'd hit that harder than a judges gavel in an unruly courtroom. Her Top Models, not so much.

There's been a models-only lounge for years. It's called "my bedroom".

There is no club. It's just a meat locker.

It's time the rabble busted in that party.

And I know who can help...

PC LOAD LETTER: Models wear makeup well, can pose and walk and work with photographers. Most of the folks on a America's Next Top Model are plain with "meh" bodies with a few noteable exceptions (including Tyra). Strippers and Porn Stars get my vote for "if I was at a party full of girls, what kind of girls would they be?"

It depends on the party, and how long I was going to be there. For example, I wouldn't want to hang out with 20 strippers for an extended period of time if they weren't stripping.

Most of the strippers I know (a few from college) were the most selfish, catty attention whores in town. When two showed up at the same party, it became an opportunity for them to make snide remarks and glare at each other.

I have absolutely no problem with this.

doesn't phase me.

There are things in life I will never get being an asian guy

- Womans Wednesday Discounts for Car
- getting to join the ku klux klan (this would interesting)
- This model thing (well maybe, I'm a pro photogrpaher so they may let me in)
- and a bunch of exclusive stuff

oh well, c'est la vie that's life.

Bored Horde: The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.

disused genitals?
what, you think we're amputees or something?

"THEY!"
I meant "them" as in "they" are amputees!

aw damnit.

I'll be at the Model Cafe in Allston if anyone needs me.

Hot lunch??

/nttawt

Bored Horde: The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.


It's called 'Desperation' and it just won't come off....Lord knows I've tried.

Hey, if they had to rub elbows with the unwashed masses, what kind of horror would that be?

//models - high on looks, low on humanity generally.

PC LOAD LETTER: Models wear makeup well, can pose and walk and work with photographers. Most of the folks on a America's Next Top Model are plain with "meh" bodies with a few noteable exceptions (including Tyra). Strippers and Porn Stars get my vote for "if I was at a party full of girls, what kind of girls would they be?"

true dat. there's not a girl in that video i saw i would rate over a 7. The cute one in the middle a 7.5, mayyybe. There are probably better lookers at starbucks.

/i know, sharp knees, etc.

What a models-only lounge might look like

Life sucks. Everyone know that. Of course, life sucks most for the models

No, life's a biatch. If it were a slut it'd be easy.

Hahahaaaaaa, those girls think they're the only ones who get hit on on the street? I'm *fat* and I got asked out twice in one night at work the other night. All you need is a vagina to get attention.

/Not that I don't enjoy it

Madbassist1 is on point

It's not their fault that they are really, really, ridiculously good looking.

So, how are they going to handle it when a 'plus-size' model wants to get in?

Apparently realizing you're a bit more important than the rest of society and acting out on that realization is bad in FARK's mind.

I'm picturing the world's smallest buffet.

It's only a model

Oh no, I can't hang out with gangly, freakishly tall, flat assed and no boobage women, who would never talk to me in the first place. What am I going to do?

/Yes, all model's knees are extremely sharp, the only one that is worth a damn is Adrianna Lima, the rest are not attractive.
//Cue studman69 picture.

JesseL: So, how are they going to handle it when a 'plus-size' model wants to get in?

Thin door way. "Ooooh, sorry about that. We've been meaning to get the entrance widened."

Cerebral Ballsy: All you need is a vagina to get attention.

/Not that I don't enjoy it

How YOU doin'?

That's ok, I don't really want to hang out with models. Bathe the pretty ones and send them to my chamber forthwith. I will penis them as it pleases me.

Cerebral Ballsy: Hahahaaaaaa, those girls think they're the only ones who get hit on on the street? I'm *fat* and I got asked out twice in one night at work the other night. All you need is a vagina to get attention.

/Not that I don't enjoy it

I am married to a skinny hot girl who makes six figures and I still clicked your profile for pics

That's OK.
I found having the party seated next to me vomiting into a bucket after each course to be very unsettling anyway.

ju66l3r: The Model Lounge.

Not to be confused with the Model Cafe in Allston (Boston).



Trust me.

No, no, no...please, let them be confused. I want to watch the ensuing fistfight.

eggrolls: ju66l3r: The Model Lounge.

Not to be confused with the Model Cafe in Allston (Boston).



Trust me.

No, no, no...please, let them be confused. I want to watch the ensuing fistfight.

gotta admit. I thought the same thing, even started giggling as i imagined a "what if" scenario where it somehow actually got confused.

jaymzz: I'm picturing the world's smallest buffet.

on that note, can you imagine what the prices need to be to keep this place open, plus the poor dude cleaning the bathrooms is going to cost a lot.

For a club under a restaurant called Delicatessen, that place needs more sammiches.

Bored Horde: The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.

Which we will now refer to as "Bored Horde lure"

This won't last long. Models want to be seen.

tchau: doesn't phase me.

There are things in life I will never get being an asian guy

- Womans Wednesday Discounts for Car
- getting to join the ku klux klan (this would interesting)
- This model thing (well maybe, I'm a pro photogrpaher so they may let me in)
- and a bunch of exclusive stuff

oh well, c'est la vie that's life.

But you got excellent math skills to compensate.

Ok, you were screwed. It's not a fair trade.

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I am married to a skinny hot girl who makes six figures and I still clicked your profile for pics

Was she home schooled?

Bored Horde: The scent of sweaty fat people with disused genitals is thick in this thread.

Given what I've seen of Ottawa's nightlife compared to most cities of its size, I would think "disused genitals" is a common thing up there.

/first thing I thought of

tchau: doesn't phase me.

There are things in life I will never get being an asian guy

- Womans Wednesday Discounts for Car
- getting to join the ku klux klan (this would interesting)
- This model thing (well maybe, I'm a pro photogrpaher so they may let me in)
- and a bunch of exclusive stuff

oh well, c'est la vie that's life.

lamenta3: For a club under a restaurant called Delicatessen, that place needs more sammiches.

Our guy code for going to the stripper bar is "let's get sammiches!", so I'm really getting a kick out of your post.

HotWingConspiracy: This won't last long. Models want to be seen.

not herd?

OgreMagi: tchau: doesn't phase me.

There are things in life I will never get being an asian guy

- Womans Wednesday Discounts for Car
- getting to join the ku klux klan (this would interesting)
- This model thing (well maybe, I'm a pro photogrpaher so they may let me in)
- and a bunch of exclusive stuff

oh well, c'est la vie that's life.

But you got excellent math skills to compensate.

Ok, you were screwed. It's not a fair trade.

At least he can look authentic if he learns a martial art.