flyurchin: I believe I've accepted my cut, and that I do love my cock. My love, respect, and appreciation of it has grown with experience and age

hehehe healthy male mentality (either that, or Im freaking sick)

flyurchin: But what I doubt even more is that Mr. WeenerGord knows anything about them.

He is claiming to the god of weeners... oh wait, gord... hmmmm

(not aimed at you specifically)

If you think that cutting off the end of the dick of your kid is a good idea, and you cannot come up with a better reason than cosmetics, then it all comes down to this (for me) "if you impose unnecessary surgery on your child, you suck as a human being"

Egalitarian: CIRCUMCISION THREAD!

Didn't RTFA or the thread because I know how this usually goes:

Farkers: HOW DARE YOU CUT BABBY PENIS!

Farkettes: LOL NOONE CAREZ ABOUT FORESKIN. WOMENZ CAN HAZ CLITORIS?

Farkers: CHICKS WHO ARGUE WITH ME ARE FAT AND DON'T HAVE ORGASMS

Farkettes: ORLY?

\ad nauseum

Been a bit different. I've talked a lot about how much I love my cock. So has Slartibartfaster. And we're like the odd couple, since I'm cut and he isn't. It's been superb.

Slartibartfaster: If you think that cutting off the end of the dick of your kid is a good idea, and you cannot come up with a better reason than cosmetics, then it all comes down to this (for me) "if you impose unnecessary surgery on your child, you suck as a human being"

I mean, that's kinda what it comes down to for me when I think of what I would do if I had a baby boy. I like mine a lot, but why the extra risk if there's really no point.

Either way, I think it's perfectly possible to grow up and learn to love who you are and what you got. Unless you have micropenis. That just sucks.

flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
Look, unless you're my psychoanalyst, I don't appreciate being told what I do or do not feel about my own cock. Trust me, I don't have to pretend to love it or to love the fact that it's cut.
I'm not trying to deny that there are complications both physical and psychological that can arise from getting your sex skin chopped off. I'm not trying to deny that there's no real reason to do it. As I said earlier, I probably wouldn't do it to my son. But as I've grown into the man I am, I've considered the question of circumcision, and I've accepted mine and come to appreciate my physical, biological sex machine.
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?


The truth hurts, doesn't it? Your butthurt reaction is proof that you do mourn the loss of your foreskin, and are angry that you were not given a choice.



Also, I don't care what the Bible says, and I think that my childbirth comment still stands. Maybe I should have said pregnancy.
You have a choice about getting pregnant, but be forwarned, it may adversly affect your health, your relationship, your sexual activity, and the rest of your life. If it's so potentially damaging, I guess we should make it illegal, amirite?


It is a regrettable fact of base human nature that those who have been abused will seek victims weaker than themselves to lash out at. Wanting to attack pregnant women and unborn children in indirect retaliation for your infant genital mutilation just marks you as a violent scumbag who has not, as yet, actually come to terms with your circumcision.

Slartibartfaster: yea.... wash that out
.... circ'd guys generate that too

Your sense of humour was born without a spinal cord or something. no one gives a shiat about your smegma, dude. really, you can wash it out? fascinating, tell us more!

The point is THEY HAVE SCIENTIFIC STUDIES ON SMEGMA. THAT IS FUNNY.

gawd.

hockeyfarker: dude. really, you can wash it out? fascinating, tell us more

smegma was the name we used in the early 70s for the dead skin which forms a white particulate that ... is essentially just dead skin to wash out

it got a bit funnier after a BBC series started using it as slang

but yea, told you more ?

flyurchin: I think it's perfectly possible to grow up and learn to love who you are and what you got

if it is not... imagine what would happen to fark !!

A cut wiener just plain looks better.

WeenerGord: The truth hurts, doesn't it? Your butthurt reaction is proof that you do mourn the loss of your foreskin, and are angry that you were not given a choice.

See, I thought my reaction was pretty well-thought out and addressed your condesending points without being angry about it. Again, I think that if I were unconsciously angry at my parents about anything, you probably wouldn't know what it is, and circumcision probably wouldn't be the first thing.

It is a regrettable fact of base human nature that those who have been abused will seek victims weaker than themselves to lash out at. Wanting to attack pregnant women and unborn children in indirect retaliation for your infant genital mutilation just marks you as a violent scumbag who has not, as yet, actually come to terms with your circumcision.

I'm really not a violent guy, so no cause for concern. Also, my pregnancy example was not a view I hold, but an example. It's outlandishness was to illustrate the outlandishness of your posts that were directed mainly at me.

Or you could just be a troll or whatever.

Slartibartfaster: is essentially just dead skin to wash out

Actually, smegma is composed of secretions of ectopic sebaceous glands in the prepuce mixed with secretions of the prostate, seminal vesicles, mucin from the urethral glands, and desquamated epithelial cells. So it's only part dead skin.

: flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?

Out of kindness, or pity, to you, so that you can face the truth and stop lying to yourself and others about how great circumcision is.

Slartibartfaster:Read his post, and put it against the bolded bit... I think (although Im not sure) that is what he meant.

I don't know what you mean by that, but I approve of your defense of the foreskin in this thread.

WeenerGord: : flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?

Out of kindness, or pity, to you, so that you can face the truth and stop lying to yourself and others about how great circumcision is.

Oh you farking bastard! Good work, good work. You didn't get my blood pressure up in the slightest, but you did make me take time out of my day to try to respond to your posts with thought and care, so I guess you got me hook, line, and sinker.

/bastard

GomezAdams: This matches what I recall...

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

As an ex-Catholic, heathen and blasphemer I always get a kick out of these ideas.

I tell my gf I'm still a good Catholic, cuz she's on the pill, and I cum inside her. If Jesus asks, I'm trying my best to get her preggo.

BenchPress: A cut wiener just plain looks better.

Stop staring at me in the locker room.

sigdiamond2000: The circumcision debate is literally the stupidest debate in the history of the human race.

If you give a sh*t either way, you have mental problems. End of story.

You realize you just admitted to all of us you have mental problems right?

Control_this: BenchPress: A cut wiener just plain looks better.

Stop staring at me in the locker room.

It's just so beautiful.

The first time I saw cut wieners was when the high school soccer team entered the football players' shower room because their shower room was being repaired. I was 14. Imagine my chagrin.

BenchPress: A cut wiener just plain looks better.

better than... a pussy?

WeenerGord: flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
Look, unless you're my psychoanalyst, I don't appreciate being told what I do or do not feel about my own cock. Trust me, I don't have to pretend to love it or to love the fact that it's cut.
I'm not trying to deny that there are complications both physical and psychological that can arise from getting your sex skin chopped off. I'm not trying to deny that there's no real reason to do it. As I said earlier, I probably wouldn't do it to my son. But as I've grown into the man I am, I've considered the question of circumcision, and I've accepted mine and come to appreciate my physical, biological sex machine.
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?


The truth hurts, doesn't it? Your butthurt reaction is proof that you do mourn the loss of your foreskin, and are angry that you were not given a choice.



Also, I don't care what the Bible says, and I think that my childbirth comment still stands. Maybe I should have said pregnancy.
You have a choice about getting pregnant, but be forwarned, it may adversly affect your health, your relationship, your sexual activity, and the rest of your life. If it's so potentially damaging, I guess we should make it illegal, amirite?


It is a regrettable fact of base human nature that those who have been abused will seek victims weaker than themselves to lash out at. Wanting to attack pregnant women and unborn children in indirect retaliation for your infant genital mutilation just marks you as a violent scumbag who has not, as yet, actually come to terms with your circumcision.

haha this tool is hilarious...what flyurchin said in response wasn't butt hurt, it was well thought out, and seemed to be pretty neutral when it comes to emotions. Your over the top reaction is pretty funny. He even said he wouldn't circ his kid, so your point about attacking unborn babies and pregnant women, is pretty retarded. But so we're clear, the baby is born, and it has nothing to do with the mother. Don't let that stop your horrible attempt at a troll though.

hockeyfarker: It's an important medical study. on smegma.

You were holding out on us?!

Smeg-head...:D

BenchPress: The first time I saw cut wieners was when the high school soccer team entered the football players' shower room because their shower room was being repaired. I was 14. Imagine my chagrin.

Yeah, I remember learning about "uncircumcision" when I was like 10 or 11. I couldn't believe it.

flyurchin: WeenerGord: : flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?

Out of kindness, or pity, to you, so that you can face the truth and stop lying to yourself and others about how great circumcision is.

Oh you farking bastard! Good work, good work. You didn't get my blood pressure up in the slightest, but you did make me take time out of my day to try to respond to your posts with thought and care, so I guess you got me hook, line, and sinker.
/bastard

Now, now. I didn't cut your penis. I just presented the discussion to you in such a way that you could recognize your buried, subconscious anger about it. Someday, you will thank me.

Again, I think that if I were unconsciously angry at my parents about anything, you probably wouldn't know what it is, and circumcision probably wouldn't be the first thing.

If you want to talk about those things, I think we are all willing to listen and support you here.

I'm still sticking my kid with my my racing striped, aerodynamic penis preference.
He might be an outcast in 20 years when people stop doing it (since it's pointless), but at least he'll have a pretty looking penis to hold on to.

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: Crewmannumber6: sigdiamond2000: The circumcision debate is literally the stupidest debate in the history of the human race.

If you give a sh*t either way, you have mental problems. End of story.

That may very well be true but having a turtle neck in a crew neck world made showering after gym class very awkward in high school

So some other dudes checked out your junk. If you are into that then that's a plus but if not then who cares?

To the girls that made you the unique one in a sea of the same.

Because the soccer team were all Hispanic, you see . . .

WeenerGord: flyurchin: WeenerGord: : flyurchin: WeenerGord: all that stuff you wrote
What do you know otherwise and why would you stoop to telling a stranger what he really does feel about his cock?

Out of kindness, or pity, to you, so that you can face the truth and stop lying to yourself and others about how great circumcision is.

Oh you farking bastard! Good work, good work. You didn't get my blood pressure up in the slightest, but you did make me take time out of my day to try to respond to your posts with thought and care, so I guess you got me hook, line, and sinker.
/bastard

Now, now. I didn't cut your penis. I just presented the discussion to you in such a way that you could recognize your buried, subconscious anger about it. Someday, you will thank me.

Again, I think that if I were unconsciously angry at my parents about anything, you probably wouldn't know what it is, and circumcision probably wouldn't be the first thing.

If you want to talk about those things, I think we are all willing to listen and support you here.

He never said how great circumcision is...I think it's just an aesthetic preference.

Why are you so angry that you're circumcision flap is bigger than your penis? You can't help it...and it's no need to use large letters to get your angry points across.

I would say the guy who feels the need to use unnecessarily large font always loses the internet argument. always.

damn guys,,,nuttin but a lil skin, geez

DipsomaniacDawg: sigdiamond2000: The circumcision debate is literally the stupidest debate in the history of the human race.

If you give a sh*t either way, you have mental problems. End of story.

Heh. I've got a British co-worker who loves to get on his high horse about this one. He says "it's genital mutilation and the child has no say in the matter. It should be illegal. Only people in the US and Israel get this done" blah blah blah.

I didn't argue much back. I just told him that my dick is pretty and his looks like it's used for frosting baked goods. The end.

Hahaha! Good comeback...However, I want my cake frosted not something that just sits there & looks pretty.

IXI Jim IXI: You were holding out on us?!

Smeg-head...:D

Hey, at least we haven't gotten to fromunda!

CrazyCracka420: I'm still sticking my kid with my racing striped, aerodynamic penis.
He might be an outcast in 20 years when people stop doing it (since it's pointless), but at least he'll have a pretty weird-looking penis to hold on to.

You know racing stripes usually go long-way, not in a discolored circle of scar tissue around the vehicle, right?

Cutting humpr day on Fark.

Griffer: you have a 50/50 chance.

wyrlss: CrazyCracka420: I'm still sticking my kid with my racing striped, aerodynamic penis.
He might be an outcast in 20 years when people stop doing it (since it's pointless), but at least he'll have a pretty weird-looking penis to hold on to.

You know racing stripes usually go long-way, not in a discolored circle of scar tissue around the vehicle, right?

What are you talking about? I put racing stripe stickers on my penis...you sick pervert. Guess you've never heard the benefits of racing stripes on cars (They make them go faster, and more aerodynamic).

Oh ya, I forgot to say, Imma butta yo muffin.

Got a laugh from the girl when I said that, I was like "eh", and she goes oh I thought you said BLOODY your muffin :)

CrazyCracka420: wyrlss: CrazyCracka420: I'm still sticking my kid with my racing striped, aerodynamic penis.
He might be an outcast in 20 years when people stop doing it (since it's pointless), but at least he'll have a pretty weird-looking penis to hold on to.

You know racing stripes usually go long-way, not in a discolored circle of scar tissue around the vehicle, right?

What are you talking about? I put racing stripe stickers on my penis...you sick pervert. Guess you've never heard the benefits of racing stripes on cars (They make them go faster, and more aerodynamic).

I suppose that may be possible, I'd need to see the studies, but I know the red ones go the fastest regardless. I'm not sure how redness affects aerodynamics, though.

WeenerGord: Now, now. I didn't cut your penis. I just presented the discussion to you in such a way that you could recognize your buried, subconscious anger about it. Someday, you will thank me.

If you want to talk about those things, I think we are all willing to listen and support you here.

I... I never realized how much this hurt. It's like, it's like I feel it in both my loins, and my heart. It's so dark, so confusing. My parents - those who raised me from birth, those who told me everyday that they loved me, cared for me, and would always protect me - why? Why would they do this? Didn't they know what they were doing?!

They hurt me. They cut me so deep. They tried to take my manhood into their own hands without even considering how it would affect me. Ooooh. OOOH! The anger! They betrayed me for no reason! What sick twisted farks!

Hold me! Someone, hold me! Oh WeenerGord, WeenerGord, what have you done!? Why would you show this to me and then leave me here. I need you now more than ever. Hold me and be the foreskin I was never allowed to have. Take me in your hand and grip it. Hold it tight, but not to tight. Yank me gently and let me know that I'm still a man. Remind me what it is to feel good. Help me release, this.

hockeyfarker: I would say the guy who feels the need to use unnecessarily large font always loses the internet argument

he only went slight larger, he used small caps... it made it a bit easier to read I thought

CrazyCracka420: Oh ya, I forgot to say, Imma butta yo muffin.

Got a laugh from the girl when I said that, I was like "eh", and she goes oh I thought you said BLOODY your muffin :)

And then you said, "That's a pretty advanced joke for a seven year old..." :D

flyurchin: Hold me and be the foreskin I was never allowed to have. Take me in your hand and grip it. Hold it tight, but not to tight. Yank me gently and let me know that I'm still a man. Remind me what it is to feel good. Help me release, this.

*munches popcorn* Go on...

flyurchin
Been a bit different. I've talked a lot about how much I love my cock. So has Slartibartfaster. And we're like the odd couple, since I'm cut and he isn't. It's been superb.

Oh well carry on then.

\Egal = appreciator of male anatomy

flyurchin: They hurt me. They cut me so deep

they cut the end off your PENIS dude

you could have been a whole 1/8 inch longer (if measured base to tip)

I say... get a crossbow

(any responsibility for what you do to your parents is not mine, I was just joking)

You perverts sicken me! All this talk of "It, that shall not be mentioned" ...

Egalitarian: Egal = appreciator of male anatomy

sorry about the loss of your pussy (read the profile)

/how you doin

I'm circ'ed and love it. I get a lot of compliments on the look and most girls I know like them cut a lot more than uncut. Both my sisters are nurses and had their boys circ'ed.

Flyurchin, sorry, you are not my type. Please be aware of Transference "Transference is a phenomenon in psychoanalysis characterized by unconscious redirection of feelings for one person to another. One definition of transference is "the inappropriate repetition in the present of a relationship that was important in a person's childhood."[1] Another definition is "the redirection of feelings and desires and especially of those unconsciously retained from childhood toward a new object."[2] Still another definition is "a reproduction of emotions relating to repressed experiences, esp[ecially] of childhood, and the substitution of another person ... for the original object of the repressed impulses."[3] Transference was first described by Sigmund Freud, who acknowledged its importance for psychoanalysis for better understanding of the patient's feelings."

Slartibartfaster, yes, thank you, the slightly larger text was intended to make the posts easier to read.

ItsMyOpinion: I'm circ'ed and love it

and you base this on the experience you had being uncut ?

// show me a male that does not love his dick, and Ill send him to websites I dont like browsing (thats my story and Im sticking to it)

Slartibartfaster: Egalitarian: Egal = appreciator of male anatomy

sorry about the loss of your pussy (read the profile)

Funny, but sad.

Also, I also enjoyed the 13th warrior - can't help it.

Aidan: *munches popcorn* Go on...

It's the rare kind of orgasm that followed. One man, out of compassion, stroking the firm cock of another, watching him with great sympathy and loving pity; while the other, with a hurting so great in his soul, finally climaxes. And with it come the great many tears, not only from his throbing member, but pouring from his eyes. Anger, confusion, sadness, no longer repressed and blocked, flowing freely from his body, a body overcome with a unique ecstacy...

hockeyfarker: THEY HAVE SCIENTIFIC STUDIES ON SMEGMA. THAT IS FUNNY

washed it out lately ?

or is science bad ?