hockeyfarker: WEIRD AND GAY ALERT

WHAT?

hockeyfarker: WEIRD AND GAY ALERT

wee oh wee oh wee oh

karooble: wyrlss: /thanks peen & tellher

Penn & Teller are some of the coolest performers ever. Does anybody know if Bullsh*t! is going to get a sixth season?

The new season has been airing for 4 weeks now

I'm on the pro circumcision side of the debate only because their seems to be some sort of social stigma against uncut weeners in this country. Don't want the future children to get cock blocked by some whore who doesn't realize what it's really supposed to look like, and refuses to go near it.

spman: I'm on the pro circumcision side of the debate

...because this is DEFINITELY something that should not be undertaken by amateurs...

crm114: wyrlss: Surgery? Just do stretches. It'll take a while, but you can stretch it back out. It's kind of cool.

/thanks peen & tellher

Once its gone its gone. There are more nerves per square inch in a foreskin than in your lips. You can't grow that back or stretch it out.

I'm cut and I bear no one ill will over my lack of fore skin. Sex is great. This whole mutilation defense for males would work if a lot of guys weren't exactly like me. I'm not mutilated so its not mutilation.

spman: Don't want the future children to get cock blocked by some whore who doesn't realize what it's really supposed to look like, and refuses to go near it.

In Africa, they lovingly scoop out girls clitorises with hot spoon, to ensure they will get a good husband and not get rejected for being whole and unmutilated.

spman: Don't want the future children to get cock blocked by some whore who doesn't realize what it's really supposed to look like, and refuses to go near it.

I understood the "mix" in the US was getting more varied.

Either way, she ain't worth it!

spman: karooble: wyrlss: /thanks peen & tellher

Penn & Teller are some of the coolest performers ever. Does anybody know if Bullsh*t! is going to get a sixth season?

The new season has been airing for 4 weeks now

I'm on the pro circumcision side of the debate only because their seems to be some sort of social stigma against uncut weeners in this country. Don't want the future children to get cock blocked by some whore who doesn't realize what it's really supposed to look like, and refuses to go near it.

You know how sometimes, people are genetically farking stupid, so that your kid shouldn't be banging them anyway despite the fact they're fantastically hot? Yeah, if she's so stupid she doesn't know what a dick actually looks like, your kid doesn't need to bang her.

I like the cut of your jib

mrapier: wee oh wee oh wee oh

If I miss TF, it's because of you and people like you.

Gothnet: mrapier: I got the information for that Dr. Oz guy on Oprah, he said the head is more sensitive because the skin is not there to "protect" it.

Well, I wouldn't know for sure, I'm not in a position to do a comparative study, but that sounds bogus.

FYI the foreskin sorta recedes a bit when you're ready to go and rolls back and forth during sex, it's not like it's fixed and covers the head totally or constantly. The converse I've heard is that having it constantly exposed to the rubbing of your clothes desensitizes it over time.

So then cut guys tend to last longer... got it.

spman: Don't want the future children to get cock blocked by some whore who doesn't realize what it's really supposed to look like, and refuses to go near it.

If you don't teach your son to get her more drunk than that, it's your failing as a parent.

I bet if they did a study where they just cut the whole penis off they would get a much lower transmission rate. They might get fewer volunteers. I'm not sure how they got so many volunteers in the first place.

Cut off all penises! Cure aids! Start with all the dicks in the Fark thread!

Wait! What?

mrapier: hockeyfarker: WEIRD AND GAY ALERT

wee oh wee oh wee oh

How does one make the leap from circumcising males in North America to circumcising females in Africa? I'm just curious how that thought process workes.

/cut
//two sons, both cut.

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: I could not really care less what other people do with their kids but as a parent of 2 ( gonna be 3 in Jan) I would rather leave it up to the person with the penis. I left them uncircumcised, if they wanna do it they can but at least I gave them the option either way.

Win ! did the same thing its up to them its not my peener

MK-Ultra71: How does one make the leap from circumcising males in North America to circumcising females in Africa? I'm just curious how that thought process workes.

/cut
//two sons, both cut.

It's body mutilation based on taboos, body image and sexual shame.

There is no medical reason to do it, and ultimately you are doing it without the child mature consent.

ZannSu: So then cut guys tend to last longer... got it.

That's a whole other scientific study I've not done. Could be true, might not be.As I said, I've met at least one woman that preferred the feeling of a cut guy to an uncut guy. Much to the disappointment of her fiance who was in the room at the time we were having this conversation.

YMMV.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: Liquid Ass Fart Spray: I could not really care less what other people do with their kids but as a parent of 2 ( gonna be 3 in Jan) I would rather leave it up to the person with the penis. I left them uncircumcised, if they wanna do it they can but at least I gave them the option either way.

Win ! did the same thing its up to them its not my peener

MK-Ultra71, please see above.

If I ever have a son, I'm going to leave him uncut, like me. I'll instruct him in the ways of proper foreskin hygiene, and he'll wind up being a normal, healthy, sexually active adult, like me. If you want to cut the tip of your kid's dick off, by all means, do it. But you'll never convince me to do it with my kid, ever.

But most importantly, you know who else hated circumsiscion?

griffer: But most importantly, you know who else hated circumsiscion?

Was it He-Man?

Its such a ridiculous concept in the first place. The control study to show that circumcized men are less prone to get hiv was done where hiv is already rampant, and where no one is circumcized. Of course, the numbers will be seemingly high, but as all you vaccination freaks love to say 'correlation does not equal causation'.

Simple fact, every 20 years or so, the powers that be try to force circumcision, citing a new reason why. Today's topic of the day is hiv/aids so that is the reason why.

Hey, i'm not anti-circumcision, but its pretty bogus to manipulate studies to push a political agenda.

griffer: But most importantly, you know who else hated circumsiscion?

My uncle?

IXI Jim IXI: spman: I'm on the pro circumcision side of the debate

...because this is DEFINITELY something that should not be undertaken by amateurs...

Teehee :)

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: mrapier: wee oh wee oh wee oh

If I miss TF, it's because of you and people like you.


You're a sweet talker but I'm saving my $5 for a cheap beer after work.

/if you're ever in NYC I'm pouring you a cab

RE-TARD-ED: From the WIKI

Non-religious circumcision in the English-speaking world
Infant circumcision was taken up in the United States, Australia and the English-speaking parts of Canada, South Africa, New Zealand and to a lesser extent in the United Kingdom. There are several hypotheses to explain why infant circumcision was accepted in the United States about the year 1900. The germ theory of disease elicited an image of the human body as a conveyance for many dangerous germs, making the public "germ phobic" and suspicious of dirt and bodily secretions. The penis became "dirty" by association with its function, and from this premise circumcision was seen as preventative medicine to be practiced universally.[20] In the view of many practitioners at the time, circumcision was a method of treating and preventing masturbation.[20] Aggleton wrote that John Kellogg viewed male circumcision in this way, and further "advocated an unashamedly punitive approach."[21] Circumcision was also said to protect against syphilis,[22] phimosis, paraphimosis, balanitis, and "excessive venery" (which was believed to produce paralysis).[20] Gollaher states that physicians advocating circumcision in the late nineteenth century expected public skepticism, and refined their arguments to overcome it.[20]
Although it is difficult to determine historical circumcision rates, one estimate of infant circumcision rates in the United States holds that 32% of newborn American boys were being circumcised in 1933.[23] Laumann et al. reported that the prevalence of circumcision among US-born males was approximately 70%, 80%, 85%, and 77% for those born in 1945, 1955, 1965, and 1971 respectively.[23] Xu et al. reported that the prevalence of circumcision among US-born males was 91% for males born in the 1970s and 84% for those born in the 1980s.[24] Between 1981 and 1999, National Hospital Discharge Survey data from the National Center for Health Statistics demonstrated that the infant circumcision rate remained relatively stable within the 60% range, with a minimum of 60.7% in 1988 and a maximum of 67.8% in 1995.[25] A 1987 study found that the most prominent reasons US parents choose circumcision were "concerns about the attitudes of peers and their sons' self concept in the future," rather than medical concerns.[26] However, a later study speculated that an increased recognition of the potential benefits of neonatal circumcision may have been responsible for the observed increase in the US rate between 1988 and 2000.[27] A report by the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality placed the 2005 national circumcision rate at 56%.[28]
In 1949, the United Kingdom's newly-formed National Health Service removed infant circumcision from its list of covered services, and circumcision has since been an out-of-pocket cost to parents. As a result, prevalence in the UK is age-graded, with 12% of those aged 16-19 years circumcised and 20% of those aged 40-44 years,[29] and the proportion of newborns circumcised in England and Wales has fallen to less than one percent.
The circumcision rate has declined sharply in Australia since the 1970s, leading to an age-graded fall in prevalence, with a 2000-01 survey finding 32% of those aged 16-19 years circumcised, 50% for 20-29 years and 64% for those aged 30-39 years.[30][31]
In Canada, individual provincial health services began delisting circumcision in the 1980s.[citation needed]

mrapier: griffer: But most importantly, you know who else hated circumsiscion?

My uncle?

Is he a Nazi?

Heamer: If I ever have a son, I'm going to leave him uncut, like me. I'll instruct him in the ways of proper foreskin hygiene, and he'll wind up being a normal, healthy, sexually active adult, like me. If you want to cut the tip of your kid's dick off, by all means, do it. But you'll never convince me to do it with my kid, ever.

Theres... proper hygiene.....

mrapier: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: mrapier: wee oh wee oh wee oh

If I miss TF, it's because of you and people like you.


You're a sweet talker but I'm saving my $5 for a cheap beer after work.

/if you're ever in NYC I'm pouring you a cab

Were I fishing for TF, I'd have had it by now.

/I'll be sure to announce any plans to go to NYC

CUT.

Look up Rambam's theory on why the old school jews did this. It sounds like his opinion is that the whole Abrahamic god is a cover for a lot of rational thoughts. Like you're supposed to receive less pleasure and therefor be more studious.

I'd like to know of anyone who had some sex > 100 times uncircumcised and some sex > 100 times and get them to tell us if there was a great difference in the feeling.

I'd also like to know (via scientific survey) how women who have been with both circ'ed and uncirc'ed men feel about them. (Women who have only been with one type of man seem to irrationally fear the other type) Also if there is a striking difference in sexual pleasure derived from the types of penii, or alternately if there are differences in sexual adventurism in the man (from her perspective)

Had my three sons cut as well.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: CUT.

Look up Rambam's theory on why the old school jews did this. It sounds like his opinion is that the whole Abrahamic god is a cover for a lot of rational thoughts. Like you're supposed to receive less pleasure and therefor be more studious.

I'd like to know of anyone who had some sex > 100 times uncircumcised and some sex > 100 times and get them to tell us if there was a great difference in the feeling.

I'd also like to know (via scientific survey) how women who have been with both circ'ed and uncirc'ed men feel about them. (Women who have only been with one type of man seem to irrationally fear the other type) Also if there is a striking difference in sexual pleasure derived from the types of penii, or alternately if there are differences in sexual adventurism in the man (from her perspective)

Had my three sons cut as well.

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Like you're supposed to receive less pleasure and therefor be more studious.

I think I'd prefer my son to learn to control himself without chopping off part of his pecker.

MK-Ultra71, please see above.

If I thought the act of circumcision was in anyway harmful I would not have done it. I don't so I did. I'm cut and don't see the big deal.

sdaas: Theres... proper hygiene.....

You better believe it, man.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: mrapier: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: mrapier: wee oh wee oh wee oh

If I miss TF, it's because of you and people like you.


You're a sweet talker but I'm saving my $5 for a cheap beer after work.

/if you're ever in NYC I'm pouring you a cab

Were I fishing for TF, I'd have had it by now.

/I'll be sure to announce any plans to go to NYC

I know, they're crying about your not being there

Liquid Ass Fart Spray: I could not really care less what other people do with their kids but as a parent of 2 ( gonna be 3 in Jan) I would rather leave it up to the person with the penis. I left them uncircumcised, if they wanna do it they can but at least I gave them the option either way.

That's not giving them an option, they're not gonna get circ'ed. Nobody in their right mind would let a doc come at their penis with a knife. I'll prob get my kids circ'ed (if I have kids, and boys someday). But to honestly believe you're "giving them a choice" is bullshiat, you're choosing them to remain uncircumcised.

griffer sounds like a circumcised bloke stole his woman because she preferred the cut dick.

I don't remember Kellog saying anything about circumcision in "The Road to Wellville"!

/An erection is a flagpole on your grave!

Pinner: It does sometimes. Kind of like running the garden hose on full blast. With your fingers over the end.

Uh, what?

I don't know what kind of wizard sleeves you guys have going on, but I'm uncut and the foreskin barely more than halfway past the head.




What symbolism for an uncut phallus may look like.

mrapier: I know, they're crying about your not being there

oh, they are NOT.

T.rex: Its such a ridiculous concept in the first place. The control study to show that circumcized men are less prone to get hiv was done where hiv is already rampant, and where no one is circumcized. Of course, the numbers will be seemingly high, but as all you vaccination freaks love to say 'correlation does not equal causation'.

Simple fact, every 20 years or so, the powers that be try to force circumcision, citing a new reason why. Today's topic of the day is hiv/aids so that is the reason why.

Hey, i'm not anti-circumcision, but its pretty bogus to manipulate studies to push a political agenda.

How is circumcision a political agenda? I'm confuzzled

CrazyCracka420: That's not giving them an option, they're not gonna get circ'ed. Nobody in their right mind would let a doc come at their penis with a knife. I'll prob get my kids circ'ed (if I have kids, and boys someday). But to honestly believe you're "giving them a choice" is bullshiat, you're choosing them to remain uncircumcised.

THIS

If a woman demands you get circumcised for her you better get BJs or sex whenever/however/wherever you demand it for the rest of your life in return

"He only took tips"




/obscure?

CrazyCracka420: How is circumcision a political agenda? I'm confuzzled

Well, it's not been a scientific agenda for quite a while, at least where we all live, here in the first world with running water and daily bathing.

Jubeebee: Pinner:
What symbolism for an uncut phallus may look like.

Yep, something that gets licked often...

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: CUT.


Had my three sons cut as well.

I hope they forgive you.

karooble: trintrin: Debate aside, I think I'm the only female in the US who actually thinks that uncut weenies are more attractive.

You're not. I think so too. Cut peeners look mutilated to me, like if someone had had their earlobes cut off.

There are at least three of us. I like the uncut ones because the cut ones have weird scars on them.

I'm kind of thankful that I was circumsized. After all, I'm able to open the window and let a breeze roll in...

which makes me:


JIZZ IN MY PANTS!