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(MSNBC) Interesting Sears Tower now named Willis Tower. Surely there is a joke somewhere in here, if only we knew what they were talking about   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 167
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exparrot 2009-07-16 03:01:22 PM  
Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

chud.comMAN

 
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because good is dumb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:08:46 PM  
2chris2: It will never be known as the Willis Tower.

Chicagoans are going to keep calling it the Sears Tower, and within 10 or 15 years, someone else will end up owning the building and they'll rename it again.


And then everyone will complain that it will never go by another name but Willis Tower.

 
DRFS Rich [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:11:07 PM  
Sitting in it, 11th floor. I think the whole effort was pretty stupid. It gets Willis' name out there but they're not exactly a consumer company, so I don't see it helping much.

- R

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-07-16 03:11:24 PM  
markyp09: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

Here you go.


EdNortonsTwin: That was Gary Oldman who uh, looks older. Can someone please post a picture of Gary Coleman.

Okay - here you go:

upload.wikimedia.org

 
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T 2009-07-16 03:13:24 PM  
Wireless Joe: Everyone said the same thing about Komiskey Park; "I'll never call it by it's corporate name!" That was just a few years ago, and I never hear it referred to anything but US Cellular Field or The Cell any more.

I was actually discussing the same point with a friend earlier this week. I talked about going to Comiskey after they'd done the renovation and renamed it to "US Cellular or whatever shiat we're supposed to call it now."

/Still Comiskey to me
//Just like it'll always be the Sears Tower
///And Marshall Field's will never be Macy's

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-07-16 03:15:36 PM  
MiddleyMcCentrist: markyp09: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

Here you go.

EdNortonsTwin: That was Gary Oldman who uh, looks older. Can someone please post a picture of Gary Coleman.

Okay - here you go:


exparrot: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

MAN


We both screwed up - here's the photo:

 
Another Government Employee 2009-07-16 03:16:29 PM  
Yipee Ky Yay.

 
MiddleyMcCentrist 2009-07-16 03:16:51 PM  
Goddamnit.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:17:59 PM  
Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

www.growingchicago.com
www.everettvacuum.com

 
markyp09 2009-07-16 03:18:56 PM  
MiddleyMcCentrist: markyp09: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

Here you go.

EdNortonsTwin: That was Gary Oldman who uh, looks older. Can someone please post a picture of Gary Coleman.

Okay - here you go:


i.treehugger.com + www.everettvacuum.com

 
markyp09 2009-07-16 03:19:32 PM  
ne2d: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

Oh. God damn it.

 
Shyla 2009-07-16 03:23:40 PM  
... And no one says a thing about the fact it's located on "Wacker" drive...

 
Rann Xerox 2009-07-16 03:37:00 PM  
incircles: How far away is the Sears Tower from the Rock and Roll McDonalds?

[WESLEY_WILLIS.JPG]


The thread is done. Last one out turn off the lights.

/I SMOOOOKE WEEEED.... I SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE WEEEEEEED!

 
Mopmonster 2009-07-16 03:37:40 PM  
www.mopmonster.com

 
fifthhorseman 2009-07-16 03:39:50 PM  
I had a great time tripping balls there at night in the '90s.

 
SomeCapn 2009-07-16 03:40:07 PM  
Big Willy

 
Trainspotr 2009-07-16 03:42:35 PM  
amateur6: OLD. FARKING. NEWS.

/bitter
//submitted this weeks ago


Well, the knowledge that it was going to be renamed is old news. The fact that it officially happened today, with the new signage unveiled, and pomp and ceremony, is quite new.

I'm pretty sure we had a thread about this weeks ago, too, so that's probably the one you should be bitter about.

 
BaconDoubleGeniusBurger 2009-07-16 03:43:18 PM  
Jerry Coleman?
www.sportshollywood.com

 
KangTheMad 2009-07-16 03:43:24 PM  
As a person who lives in Chicago-land area, FARK YOU, ASSHATS! DON'T RENAME THE MOST FAMOUS SPOT IN CHICAGO, DUMBASSES!


I would post more, but I'm sure the modmins would censor it.

 
VoiceofGod 2009-07-16 03:43:49 PM  
laurendo.files.wordpress.com

What you talkin' bout willis?

 
Nelly Furtaco 2009-07-16 03:45:38 PM  
The City Planning Commission
www.combat-zone.net
"Sure you can change the name of your historic building... as long as you defeat me in a kung fu smackdown."

/noticed Wacker Drive, too. Syphilitic minds think alike and all that.

 
ColdPack 2009-07-16 03:46:16 PM  
Big Willy

 
Inigo_Montoya 2009-07-16 03:49:12 PM  
I think it's a stroke of marketing geniuis. I, for one, plan to go out immediately after work and buy a whole bunch of..ummm....whatever it is that Willis sells!

 
jshine 2009-07-16 03:52:02 PM  
They should also change the name of the Empire State Building, but more for political-correctness -- I've heard that imperialism is bad.

 
CallMeVD 2009-07-16 03:53:08 PM  
Hey replaced by golf cart,

Do I get any points for correctly identifying the location of that building as being in Wausau, WI?

/Nothing too obscure for fark
//slashies

 
cr0sh 2009-07-16 03:55:34 PM  
I am still ticked that our former governor renamed Squaw Peak to Piestawa Peak. It's been known as Squaw Peak for over a hundred years, but because of 9/11, the war in Afghanistan, and because some woman dies in an ambush because she made a wrong turn (and this somehow makes her a "hero"), the name of a mountain had to be changed.

/meh

 
germ78 2009-07-16 03:57:38 PM  
Came for the Wesley Willis references, leaving satisfied.

/and all I have to say about Gary, Indiana, is THE SMELL, IT BURNS!!!
//seriously, there's a pretty simple reason the Jackson family is all farked up

 
mechgreg 2009-07-16 03:58:11 PM  
Someone should build a really short tower right next to the Willis tower, paint it the same black colour and call it the Arnold tower.

static.tvguide.com

 
jshine 2009-07-16 03:58:41 PM  
cr0sh: I am still ticked that our former governor renamed Squaw Peak to Piestawa Peak. It's been known as Squaw Peak for over a hundred years, but because of 9/11, the war in Afghanistan, and because some woman dies in an ambush because she made a wrong turn (and this somehow makes her a "hero"), the name of a mountain had to be changed.

That also probably has something to do with the cycle of political correctness. Due to some confusion in etymology, some people think the word "squaw" is offensive.

There's a whole sad, stupid story about this wharrgarbl in Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squaw

 
Arklop 2009-07-16 04:03:41 PM  
How about we all pitch in, buy the thing back, and re-rename it Fark Tower.

 
jshine 2009-07-16 04:04:39 PM  
Arklop: How about we all pitch in, buy the thing back, and re-rename it Fark Tower.

UFIA tower?

 
Huck Chaser 2009-07-16 04:12:25 PM  
jshine: cr0sh: I am still ticked that our former governor renamed Squaw Peak to Piestawa Peak. It's been known as Squaw Peak for over a hundred years, but because of 9/11, the war in Afghanistan, and because some woman dies in an ambush because she made a wrong turn (and this somehow makes her a "hero"), the name of a mountain had to be changed.

That also probably has something to do with the cycle of political correctness. Due to some confusion in etymology, some people think the word "squaw" is offensive.

There's a whole sad, stupid story about this wharrgarbl in Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squaw


What about when my girlfriend asks me to do something and I respond "that's squaw work"?

 
mrsirjojo 2009-07-16 04:14:54 PM  
I for one, refuse to start calling a building something else just because someone pays someone else to tell me I should.

I never refer to the new Montreal forum as the Bell Center. Sorry, my brain's real estate ain't for sale.

 
mochunk 2009-07-16 04:18:55 PM  
Yeah, plenty of people have taken to calling it the Wesley Willis tower instead already.

They were playing WW songs on the radio yesterday, right aquigly?

 
jshine 2009-07-16 04:23:50 PM  
Huck Chaser: What about when my girlfriend asks me to do something and I respond "that's squaw work"?

I don't know your GF, but I would imagine it gets met with the same response that "that's womens' work" would get...

/which, I admit, I do toss out around my S/O on occasion
//when I'm feeling masochistic

 
litmusdragon 2009-07-16 04:26:39 PM  
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Tobin_Lam 2009-07-16 04:28:02 PM  
mrsirjojo: I for one, refuse to start calling a building something else just because someone pays someone else to tell me I should.

I never refer to the new Montreal forum as the Bell Center. Sorry, my brain's real estate ain't for sale.


The Ballpark in Arlington has a corporate name, Ameriquest Field I think, but no one calls it that. It is always The Ballpark in Arlington, even if you are actually already in Arlington.

 
good_2_go 2009-07-16 04:28:39 PM  
HunterNIU: Ron White's big ole GD Building

Came for this.

 
utardsRock 2009-07-16 04:30:18 PM  
Willis Dikfit?

 
CapitolG 2009-07-16 04:31:05 PM  
mrsirjojo: Sorry, my brain's real estate ain't for sale.

But the name of the building is....

I get being upset, but this "I will Never Call it that" is just silly.

So you would rather be indignant than correct?

 
pope183 2009-07-16 04:37:10 PM  
travel.dixiak.com

RIP Sears Tower

 
harlock 2009-07-16 04:37:38 PM  
Huh-huh. It says "Wacker".

 
pope183 2009-07-16 04:39:28 PM  
www.modernguitars.com

RIP Tower

 
Zumaki 2009-07-16 04:40:14 PM  
MiddleyMcCentrist:

Okay - here you go:


BIIIRRRRDMAAAAAANN!

 
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CallMeVD: Do I get any points for correctly identifying the location of that building as being in Wausau, WI?

/Nothing too obscure for fark
//slashies


Soup for you!!

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SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:16:54 PM  
Suck a doberman's dick.

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:26:11 PM  
Shyla: ... And no one says a thing about the fact it's located on "Wacker" drive...

THIS, because just last week we were walking by the "Sears" tower, and we were talking about the name change. My 5 year old son piped up- It's "Big Willie!"

that makes wacker all the moar funnay

 
jessika4646 2009-07-16 06:12:41 PM  
SomeCapn: Big Willy

BIG WILLIE WACKER!

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-16 06:21:17 PM  
ne2d: Tigggy: Hey, can someone post a picture of Gary Coleman for me? I can't seem to find one anywhere!

It would be my pleasure.

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