Asbury: FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

After reading this I started thinking. It took 11 people (him + 10 women) to make 11 people. Wouldn't this be a zero gain in population growth rate? ( I know that's not what you are saying.)

Preferred Nomenclature: Asbury: FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

At least in this case the kids are likely to have awesome athletic genes, and therefore some of them might not be totally useless.

But yes, the people who should be sterilized are usually the ones mass producing.

Why? Do we need more athletes? It appears they're also going to have the genes of a farkin' retard too so they will indeed be totally useless.

"Mr. Henry did have it all, in a sense, and he lost it. That's unfortunate," Thaggard said. "The bottom line is this was a significant conspiracy to move a substantial quantity of drugs."

Prosecutors generally have to use adjectives like 'substantial' and 'significant' to make their useless drug cases seem like important victories for society.. kind of like car commercials where each vehicle model is preceded by a one-word adjective to make it sound awesome.

And Travis Henry has to be one of the dumbest people of all time. Also, I believe his brother is in jail for murder - great family.

Why do brothers not use rubbers?

/hey that sounds kinda rappy!

/oblig

DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.

Easy there tiger. Just a mashup of some tired memes. I have no idea who Mr ChubbyKnux is, but his picture shows up at the top of the list on a GIS for "pimp".

LOL. Just breakin your balls. When you get a chance, youtube any video by a group called UGK.

I'm sure you'll hate it but at least you'll know whose pic you have.

My taste in music stopped changing sometime in the 90's. Its how I know I am old now.

DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

Travis Henry and subby = Morans

mrEdude: BTW, what kind of mob moves cocaine from Colorado to Montana?

Duh. Montana is the gateway to North Dakota. Now that's a place where you can really move some blow.

2wolves: ihatedumbpeople

If only you lived in a country that valued scholarship as much as it does professional sport...

I wish it did.

I wonder how many of those women were white?

notauniquesnowflake: I wonder how many of those women were white?

Coke whores are always white, no matter what color they started out as.

Dad?

wow that's roughly 36 Stallworths!

/Really how can I be the first?

Kozakman: THIS

Is that how they do those in-office no-surgery vasectomies I hear about on the radio? I figured they just kicked ya real hard in the nuts.

i wonder if desperation to meet all the child support payments had something to do with it.

matto22: Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana lack of commitment to football that destroyed his career and landed him in jail.

/ftfa

I thought marijuana wasn't a gateway drug and was perfectly safe?

stir22: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

I'm sure Pimp C, if he were alive, would be completely insulted by your witty retort. If he weren't helping popularize a new genre of music, banging hot chicks, and swimming in money.

/Houstonian

LamOtter: stir22: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

I'm sure Pimp C, if he were alive, would be completely insulted by your witty retort. If he weren't helping popularize a new genre of music, banging hot chicks, and swimming in money.

/Houstonian

what is pimp c? is that like hep C?

and, i don't think stir22 was trying to be witty.

mralphabet: I thought marijuana wasn't a gateway drug and was perfectly safe?

I'd argue that he consistently makes poor decisions, including when to use marijuana, such as repeatedly when in a multi-million dollar profession in which he is tested for marijuana regularly.

notauniquesnowflake: I wonder how many of those women were white?

I'm guessing the majority.

Knoxville fun facts:
Most of the black girls at UT at the time said he looked like a gorilla and they tended go out with "other" guys. ie white

Jamal Lewis got Henry hooked on Mariquana.

They used to sell it on campus bringing it up from Atlanta.

Got busted several times by campus police.

Lewis, Henry, and several other UT players that never made the big time did a dine in dash at the O'Charleys on the strip.
After posing for pictures and signing several autographs.

Travis Henry is the poster boy for the eugenics movement.

Don't let your dick run your life.

Hope it isn't too obscure.
Also, I refuse to use slashies.

Much like my beloved Cowboys, Henry also has problems pulling one out in time

Unimpressed:



/obligatory
/hot hot hot!

Draft cheat sheet
late round RB picks:

Jamal Lewis
Ricky Williams
T. Henry

"He farked siamese twins? Sweeet."

I think that still counts as two, dependent upon equipment, naturally.

Somewhat impressed.



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