"10 kids with 11 women"

He farked siamese twins? Sweeet.

FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

Subby's headline writing was also a failure.

my 10 kids with 11 women in 9 states

...now THAT would be a neat trick.

"10 kids with 11 women in 9 states"

Spoonerific!

/Since Travis lived next door to my friend in Nashville, I'm waiting to get a kick out of these replies.

submitter: 10 kids with 11 women



Approves.

3 years on a federal trafficking charge is a gift.

Yet another U.S. judge, paid off.

you can take 'em out of the ghetto and make them millionaires....but can't take the stupid away can they.

For a second there I read "Henry Earl sentenced to 3 years in prison for cocaine trafficking." and said "Wait wut?"

Fail

i hope he gets out in time to knock up a few more whores

Was he planning on starting his own football team?

10 kids with 11 women

So he and one of his baby's mamma transferred their embryo to a gestational carrier? Amazing.

/ Got nothing

BravadoGT: 3 years on a federal trafficking charge is a gift.

Probably. But so is having the ability to run a football well enough to score a job in the NFL. He threw that one away, so odds are he'll do the same with this one and land back in prison after he gets out.

Known as the Idiocracy defense.

/"Get yours hands off my junk!"

Time to rest the peen, Travis. Sheesh, tuck it back...do something! Good Lord!

I wonder if he'd have gotten more sympathy with a "I needed the money for these 'condoms' people keep telling me about." defense? At least the judge might have been willing to contribute to that. Hell, I'll send him a few bucks if he promises to use them to prevent future crotch-spawn.

I nominate this guy as the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

What a loser...

How about castration. Not for the drugs, but for being an irresponsible asswipe.

You're two years too late Travis!

/I'll be over here farting dust

Why WHY WHY is it that people who should never breed always seem to do so in ways that even rats and rabbits are going, "Dude, slow down!" ??? The man's a criminal, CASTRATE HIM!

And while they're at it they should send Bob Barker to talk to these women he slept with to at least urge them to do the right thing for themselves, assuming they've done nothing criminal (well, beyond getting knocked up by Henry in the first place).

\rant over
\\gasp

One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

vertiaset: Walking stereotype is walking.

Jewish lawyer?

taking notes

How about 9 kids with 10 women in 11 states? Now THAT would be impressive.

I think Henry has a point. He was cut from the Broncos so he no longer had those millions of dollars per year coming in that his child support payments were based on. Do you know the time and money it would take to get that squared with family courts in 9 different states? He would have been a fugitive either way. I'm not saying he made the best choice but he was going to be screwed either way because of how the stupid family courts work.

Asbury: FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

At least in this case the kids are likely to have awesome athletic genes, and therefore some of them might not be totally useless.

But yes, the people who should be sterilized are usually the ones mass producing.

CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.

ihatedumbpeople

If only you lived in a country that valued scholarship as much as it does professional sport...

ipeeintheshower: I'm not saying he made the best choice but he was going to be screwed either way because of how the stupid family courts work.

I don't think there is any rationalization that is going to make me feel sorry for this douche. I would like to see him marry kate with the 8 kids for a new and improved reality show.

I used to think that George Washington was the "Father of Our Country."

Apparently, I was wrong.

/old Shawn Kemp joke

Damn, Travis. Condoms just aren't for hiding crack in your bung hole.

The Icelander: submitter: 10 kids with 11 women



Approves.



Thinks this guy is a slacker.

He should have killed somebody, then he would have gotten 30 days of probation.

TripSixes: How about castration. Not for the drugs, but for being an irresponsible asswipe.

TripSixes: How about castration. Not for the drugs, but for being an irresponsible asswipe.

As long as the gold digging floozies he slept with are sterilized too then I have no problem with this.

//it takes to to make an illigitimate babby formed

DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.

Easy there tiger. Just a mashup of some tired memes. I have no idea who Mr ChubbyKnux is, but his picture shows up at the top of the list on a GIS for "pimp".

DROxINxTHExWIND: vertiaset: Walking stereotype is walking.

Jewish lawyer?

*golf clap*

I like to come into Travis Henry threads and point out that he was illiterate in college at UT. Seriously. Go Vols!

/Vols suck

CrankMyBlueSax: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.

Easy there tiger. Just a mashup of some tired memes. I have no idea who Mr ChubbyKnux is, but his picture shows up at the top of the list on a GIS for "pimp".

LOL. Just breakin your balls. When you get a chance, youtube any video by a group called UGK.

I'm sure you'll hate it but at least you'll know whose pic you have.

Hey Travis, you know you dont have to ejaculate INSIDE of every single woman you have sex with right?

At the very least, this imbecile could have pulled out once in awhile.

"Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana that destroyed his career and landed him in jail."

Yes, addicted to marijuana.
The green lady.
The devil's weed.

BTW, what kind of mob moves cocaine from Colorado to Montana?

DannyJunior: /Since Travis lived next door to my friend in Nashville, I'm waiting to get a kick out of these replies.

Is she one of the 11?

mrEdude: "Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana that destroyed his career and landed him in jail."

Yes, addicted to marijuana.
The green lady.
The devil's weed.

BTW, what kind of mob moves cocaine from Colorado to Montana?

Yeah, "10 kids with 11 women" doesn't really make sense, unless one of the women carried the fetus for 4.5 months, then doctors transferred the fetus into another woman for the remainder.


RE ipeeintheshower 2009-07-16 02:17:14 PM
"I think Henry has a point. He was cut from the Broncos so he no longer had those millions of dollars per year coming in that his child support payments were based on. Do you know the time and money it would take to get that squared with family courts in 9 different states? He would have been a fugitive either way. I'm not saying he made the best choice but he was going to be screwed either way because of how the stupid family courts work."

Only on Fark...

QU!RK1019: How about 9 kids with 10 women in 11 states? Now THAT would be impressive.

I was told there would be no math.

CrankMyBlueSax: I have no idea who Mr ChubbyKnux is, but his picture shows up at the top of the list on a GIS for "pimp".

If he were still alive, he'd be elated to know that

Someone likes creampies but is doing it wrong.

Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana lack of commitment to football that destroyed his career and landed him in jail.

/ftfa

Asbury: FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

After reading this I started thinking. It took 11 people (him + 10 women) to make 11 people. Wouldn't this be a zero gain in population growth rate? ( I know that's not what you are saying.)

Preferred Nomenclature: Asbury: FTFA: "has fathered 11 children by 10 women"

He needs to spend more than 3 years in prison. Not for the cocaine trafficking, but just to help keep the goddamned population down. Damn.

At least in this case the kids are likely to have awesome athletic genes, and therefore some of them might not be totally useless.

But yes, the people who should be sterilized are usually the ones mass producing.

Why? Do we need more athletes? It appears they're also going to have the genes of a farkin' retard too so they will indeed be totally useless.

"Mr. Henry did have it all, in a sense, and he lost it. That's unfortunate," Thaggard said. "The bottom line is this was a significant conspiracy to move a substantial quantity of drugs."

Prosecutors generally have to use adjectives like 'substantial' and 'significant' to make their useless drug cases seem like important victories for society.. kind of like car commercials where each vehicle model is preceded by a one-word adjective to make it sound awesome.

And Travis Henry has to be one of the dumbest people of all time. Also, I believe his brother is in jail for murder - great family.

Why do brothers not use rubbers?

/hey that sounds kinda rappy!

/oblig

DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.

Easy there tiger. Just a mashup of some tired memes. I have no idea who Mr ChubbyKnux is, but his picture shows up at the top of the list on a GIS for "pimp".

LOL. Just breakin your balls. When you get a chance, youtube any video by a group called UGK.

I'm sure you'll hate it but at least you'll know whose pic you have.

My taste in music stopped changing sometime in the 90's. Its how I know I am old now.

DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

Travis Henry and subby = Morans

mrEdude: BTW, what kind of mob moves cocaine from Colorado to Montana?

Duh. Montana is the gateway to North Dakota. Now that's a place where you can really move some blow.

2wolves: ihatedumbpeople

If only you lived in a country that valued scholarship as much as it does professional sport...

I wish it did.

I wonder how many of those women were white?

notauniquesnowflake: I wonder how many of those women were white?

Coke whores are always white, no matter what color they started out as.

Dad?

wow that's roughly 36 Stallworths!

/Really how can I be the first?

Kozakman: THIS

Is that how they do those in-office no-surgery vasectomies I hear about on the radio? I figured they just kicked ya real hard in the nuts.

i wonder if desperation to meet all the child support payments had something to do with it.

matto22: Cebull said it was Henry's addiction to marijuana lack of commitment to football that destroyed his career and landed him in jail.

/ftfa

I thought marijuana wasn't a gateway drug and was perfectly safe?

stir22: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

I'm sure Pimp C, if he were alive, would be completely insulted by your witty retort. If he weren't helping popularize a new genre of music, banging hot chicks, and swimming in money.

/Houstonian

LamOtter: stir22: DROxINxTHExWIND: CrankMyBlueSax: One of those biatches is holding out on him.



Where's my babby, biatch.

Huh? What are you talking about? Is that slang?

Oh, and that's a pic of Pimp C, chubby knuckles. Show some respect.


respect for what? an ugly douche who doesn't know how to dress? fark him.

I'm sure Pimp C, if he were alive, would be completely insulted by your witty retort. If he weren't helping popularize a new genre of music, banging hot chicks, and swimming in money.

/Houstonian

what is pimp c? is that like hep C?

and, i don't think stir22 was trying to be witty.

mralphabet: I thought marijuana wasn't a gateway drug and was perfectly safe?

I'd argue that he consistently makes poor decisions, including when to use marijuana, such as repeatedly when in a multi-million dollar profession in which he is tested for marijuana regularly.

notauniquesnowflake: I wonder how many of those women were white?

I'm guessing the majority.

Knoxville fun facts:
Most of the black girls at UT at the time said he looked like a gorilla and they tended go out with "other" guys. ie white

Jamal Lewis got Henry hooked on Mariquana.

They used to sell it on campus bringing it up from Atlanta.

Got busted several times by campus police.

Lewis, Henry, and several other UT players that never made the big time did a dine in dash at the O'Charleys on the strip.
After posing for pictures and signing several autographs.

Travis Henry is the poster boy for the eugenics movement.

Don't let your dick run your life.

Hope it isn't too obscure.
Also, I refuse to use slashies.

Much like my beloved Cowboys, Henry also has problems pulling one out in time

Unimpressed:



/obligatory
/hot hot hot!

Draft cheat sheet
late round RB picks:

Jamal Lewis
Ricky Williams
T. Henry

"He farked siamese twins? Sweeet."

I think that still counts as two, dependent upon equipment, naturally.

Somewhat impressed.



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