Don't all billionaires make fast food commercials?

All this fuss for a zero.

Awww, let Mr. Trump play like a big boy and build another tower/casino that goes bankrupt.

Me, I'll be rolling in my 10$/hr job at home depot. You want paint with that.

Well technically if you are a billionaire, you're a millionaire.

What an asshole.

The distinction is very important.

I was told there would be no math.

Well if he is worth billions you'd think he could afford a better toupee

drunkenmidnight: Well if he is worth billions you'd think he could afford a better toupee

That's not a toupee, it's a cat.

Didnt he buy monday night Raw from the WWE and then sell it back for twice the cost?

//dumb story line for a fake sport
//hates watching wrestling for the same damn story line over and over again

Trump doesn't count as a businessman. Anyone who has declared bankruptcy 14 15 times is not a titan of industry in my mind. When you have filed more times than there are chapters in the bankruptcy code, you're off the business mogul list.

just when i thought he couldnt look like a bigger asshat i am proven wrong.

/how can a person be that self-absorbed?
//He should have been turned into a flower by now

canadianloon: You want paint with that.

OK, I guess.

hosalabad: Well technically if you are a billionaire, you're a millionaire.

This.

What a jerk. Getting his panties in a wad because someone underestimated his vast fortune, when most of the rest of the country's finances are in the toilet.
Fark him.

@philobeedo

He is an arrogant prick that wants his face on the television some more.

Also, one of my friends referred me to this "fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something? How clever).

WTF is this some sort of cheap, poor man's digg ripoff or what? There are no threaded comments, no way for me to upvote this article, no way for me to report it, or bury it, or even friend the person that submitted it! WTF?!

Also, how do I bury a comment?

Not the Forbes is ever on the mark that often, but they say the dude has a net worth of 3B.

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2008/10/billionaires08_Donald-Trump_U5WX.html

Of course net worth of a million doesn't make you a millionaire either. You need some cash flow or something with that don't you?

that should read:

"fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something).

I thought that was how what I typed..

edit: how do I edit my comments?

GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

He has real estate holdings in excess of a billion, but it is all so heavilly leveraged, I would be hard pressed to call him a billionaire.

Money doesn't change people. It unmasks them.

i care. i really, really care. tell me more about this wonderful man with so much substance and ... i just cant do it. fark him.

I remember once when a friend said I had 10 dollars in my wallet.
The reality was that I had 100 dollars in my wallet.
I punched him in the head and never spoke to him again.
Good riddance, I say.

Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

Glenn Beck, is that you?

Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

This never gets old.

Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

dead_dangler: drunkenmidnight: Well if he is worth billions you'd think he could afford a better toupee

That's not a toupee, it's a cat.

OMG mittens?!?

Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

Soon someone is going to be mean to you. Welcome.

HunterNIU: Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

all three of those girls have fantastic tits.

drunkenmidnight: dead_dangler: drunkenmidnight: Well if he is worth billions you'd think he could afford a better toupee

That's not a toupee, it's a cat.

OMG mittens?!?

My dog loves his toupee.

Blhack: that should read:

"fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something).

I thought that was how what I typed..

edit: how do I edit my comments?


Ooo, the win is strong with this one! I would like to upvote you for fark (supposed to mean fark) President.

/Unbury the friend?
//Digg, as was the style at the time

Blhack: @philobeedo

He is an arrogant prick that wants his face on the television some more.

Also, one of my friends referred me to this "fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something? How clever).

WTF is this some sort of cheap, poor man's digg ripoff or what? There are no threaded comments, no way for me to upvote this article, no way for me to report it, or bury it, or even friend the person that submitted it! WTF?!

Also, how do I bury a comment?

you deal with it like in the old days.

Does that include or exclude the Other People's Money?

Blhack: @philobeedo

He is an arrogant prick that wants his face on the television some more.

Also, one of my friends referred me to this "fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something? How clever).

WTF is this some sort of cheap, poor man's digg ripoff or what? There are no threaded comments, no way for me to upvote this article, no way for me to report it, or bury it, or even friend the person that submitted it! WTF?!

Also, how do I bury a comment?

Your opinion doesn't matter here

Blhack: Oh my Lord... that's the best laugh I've had today...

Blhack: @philobeedo

He is an arrogant prick that wants his face on the television some more.

Also, one of my friends referred me to this "fark" website (is that supposed to mean fark or something? How clever).

WTF is this some sort of cheap, poor man's digg ripoff or what? There are no threaded comments, no way for me to upvote this article, no way for me to report it, or bury it, or even friend the person that submitted it! WTF?!

Also, how do I bury a comment?

Ahem:



As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...

...whiner.



/Son, you're on your own.

Judge dismisses Donald Trump's lawsuit against an author who wrote that Trump is a millionaire, not a billionaire.The judge did not rule on how much Trump is actually worth. But after legal fees, you do the math

You're the headline writer, Subby. I'm not doing your job for you. YOU do the math.

Login: Blhack
Fark account number: 72167
Account created: 2003-01-26 10:54:59

LOLWUT

EZ Writer: Blhack: Oh my Lord... that's the best laugh I've had today...

It's hard to know if he's trolling. He is a drummer after all.

everybody please take a second to read every post by Blhack. If you don't, you miss out on pure win.

/i can't wait until he says his first "FP"

I wonder if he'll claim the same thing after people start suing him over that debacle in Mexico.

BunkoSquad

YOU SON OF A biatch! I've been discovered!

I was having a shiatty day fark, hope you all laughed.

BabyEater

A very attractive and very cool friend of mine goes by the name "Boobies" for exactly this reason.

Blhack: I was having a shiatty day fark, hope you all laughed.

I did laugh....right before I unmasked you!!! Bwahaha...whatever. It was funny.

Blhack: BabyEater

A very attractive and very cool friend of mine goes by the name "Boobies" for exactly this reason.

You've been on fark for roughly six years. You know damn well you don't have attractive or cool friends.

Blhack: BabyEater

A very attractive and very cool friend of mine goes by the name "Boobies" for exactly this reason.

Pix or it didn't happen.

Blhack: BunkoSquad

YOU SON OF A biatch! I've been discovered!

I was having a shiatty day fark, hope you all laughed.

That's why I had such a good laugh... I saw the 2003, then immediately added you to the faves. Golden... really. Thanks.

Blhack: BabyEater

A very attractive and very cool friend of mine goes by the name "Boobies" for exactly this reason.

A very attractive and successful friend of color, perhaps?

/Your "t-shiat" from your profile cracked me up, too.

hosalabad: Well technically if you are a billionaire, you're a millionaire.

A thousand millions!

Does this mean he can stop slumming with Mr. Burns and return to the Billionaire Camp?

Blhack: I was having a shiatty day fark, hope you all laughed.

Nicely done!

Blhack 2009-07-16 01:58:26 PM
GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

congratulations, you just diverted attention from a man with a dead cat on his head!

/epic fail!

Let's end the threadjack now please.
Back on the topic of Trump plz, kthx.

Note to self:
DO NOT enter any deals with Trump, he'll only try to find a way to goatfark me and sue my ass off.

Moderator
Let's end the threadjack now please.
Back on the topic of Trump plz, kthx.

This pretty much perfectly sums up why Fark remains one of my favorite websites: Moderators. Digg, reddit, et al are just mindless cluster-effs of groupthink.

Sorry for the threadjack.



Haha, donald. Nobody loves or respects you and you are an attention whoring moron with a bad tupee, and a wife that likely does not love you any farther than your bank account.

Buuut....I'm broke, can I have a little cash?
Just a little?
/please?

I would have kept Marla Maples. She was a dozen times hotter than his current freakish looking whore.



woof woof

WHERE ARE THE IVANKA PICTURES?!?!?!

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I would have kept Marla Maples. She was a dozen times hotter than his current freakish looking whore.

Oh c'mon, you most certainly wouldn't say no.

Spike Lee's Favorite Farker: I would have kept Marla Maples. She was a dozen times hotter than his current freakish looking whore.

woof woof

She looks okay to me. And people call me out for being the sharp knees guy all the time.

Trump pins the needle of the asshole meter every time he gets near it.

Never trusted that window breaking vandal.

Mugato: What an asshole.

Don't say that. The real assholes will sue Fark for comparing them to Trump!

dabbletech: Mugato: What an asshole.

Don't say that. The real assholes will sue Fark for comparing them to Trump!

If you were in school and Trump sat next to you you'd move to the other side of the classroom about 5 seconds after he opened his mouth.

FTFA: But Trump said Thursday that his arguments proved that he's worth billions.

His argument: Am too! (Are not) Am too! (umm, no you aren't).. Am too! Infinity.

Donald Trump's actual net worth is somewhere in the vicinity of pocket change.

What he actually does is shuffle money around so he's always paying off his old debts with new loans. Tax dodges, money sinks, yadda yadda. Basically he runs his life as an enormous pyramid scheme.

indinoheat: Didnt he buy monday night Raw from the WWE and then sell it back for twice the cost?

//dumb story line for a fake sport

I wonder how much Vince McMahon paid him for that personal appearance.

Probably enough to prove that Donald Trump is a smarter businessman than at least one other guy.

MikoSquiz: Donald Trump's actual net worth is somewhere in the vicinity of pocket change.

What he actually does is shuffle money around so he's always paying off his old debts with new loans. Tax dodges, money sinks, yadda yadda. Basically he runs his life as an enormous pyramid scheme.


I know exactly dick about economics but it does seem strange that he can declare bankruptcy so many times and come out "worth" billions. Then he has the balls to look down upon and judge yuppie larva on some reality show.

Blhack: GODDAMNIT! WTF IS THIS!?!?! I swear I typed fark and not fark!

How is it you've been here since 2003 and you were never aware of the filter or anything else pertaining to the site? Did you suffer sudden-onset amnesia or something?


/hot