2 "roberies"? Did he steal robes?

Robbers with clothing issues trifecta in play?

There's a funny video somewhere of some guy sneaking up on an unsuspecting mullethead and snipping it as he plays a video game in a convenience store. Funny as hell.

/Too lazy to find it and post the link

Maybe that's what the best-dressed robbers are wearing these days.

Wanted for questioning

"Give me the money. No dye pack or I shoot."

He was handed an undisclosed amount of money with a dye pack that exploded on his way out the door.

I lol'd.

Happened in a town that was just named the 7th best place to live in the US by Money Magazine. You can't escape the dumb.

Mullet removal?



or

Band aid bandit scoffs at your puny exploits

An alleged bank robbery went awry in Milton on Wednesday when the suspect crashed his Vespa while fleeing the scene

He wasn't just wearing that t-shirt to multiple robberies, but he was also using as Vespa as his getaway vehicle. This guy has class

apprehended by a member of the mullitia? that reminds me, i miss mulletsgalore.com.

Nappy-headed ho = racist.
Mullet = not racist.

I get it now.

tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.

Maybe it was his lucky bank robbin' shirt.

tonesskin: Nappy-headed ho = racist.
Mullet = not racist.

I get it now.

I prefer the term: hockey-hair

theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.

I know some white nappy-headed hos, too.

If all I had was a t-shirt that said "Mullet Removal Team," I'd probably be robbing banks too.

theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat.

What a black mullet may look like

Link (new window)

Sticky Hands: I prefer the term: hockey-hair

My favorite is the "Missouri compromise".

If only he had this shirt he would have gotten away with it all.

Poor guy has been on the skids since losing his job as Official Bikini Inspector.

My ex GF walked into the bar the other night with her new boy, some guy with a mullet. I started laughing when i saw it, but then started to feel bad when i realized she had dumped me for a mullet.

theorellior: tonesskin: Mullet = not racist.

There are black mullets. Or, I should say, black people have been known to sport a Tennessee tophat jheri curl.

FTFY and let your Soooooul Gloooow.

The least he could have done was wear some pants.

BlorfMaster: My ex GF walked into the bar the other night with her new boy, some guy with a mullet. I started laughing when i saw it, but then started to feel bad when i realized she had dumped me for a mullet.

A++ Many guffaws were had.

..and then the painful memories of being dumped for a man that looked like Gollumn with Michael Jackson's nose come to mind.

PBR t-shirt would have been epic.

Office on the front, party on the back.

Bro-in-law ran a company that specialized in security, but also the occasional removal/collection of a person (live, not dead type removal... but as in they won't leave the property themselves).

He had shirts with BDRT in huge type across the back. It stood for Baby's Daddy Removal Team.

Rib: If only he had this shirt he would have gotten away with it all.

Sigh.... my dad has that t-Shirt....

*Head hangs in shame*

This makes perfect sense, since "PICK UP DRY CLEANING" is on the bank robber's seven things to do today list

Well, you know he's an idiot if he's buying those cheap, hackneyed t-shirts from Steve & Barry's.

"Mullet removal team"
He can have my mullet when he shaves it off my decapitated head! If he still has arms to shave with.