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xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 12:36:07 PM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
Polartank13 [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 01:16:50 PM  
Well I would hope so working for the Lions.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 01:56:29 PM  
yes, because i'm sure someone in the lions' advertising department went out of their way to put that nfl/doubleclick ad on their website

 
pacified 2009-07-16 02:03:07 PM  
lolz

 
The Madd Man 2009-07-16 02:03:17 PM  
If you don't laugh, you'll just cry. Because your team sucks.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:03:41 PM  
I chortled.

 
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H. 2009-07-16 02:03:53 PM  
You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2009-07-16 02:05:12 PM  
Leave us alone !!

 
bingethinker [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:05:25 PM  
Hey, masochists watch football too.

 
angry_scientist 2009-07-16 02:05:27 PM  
Oh wow! Is that an Oh Snap if they tell themselves???

 
T-Luv 2009-07-16 02:06:21 PM  
angry_scientist: Oh wow! Is that an Oh Snap if they tell themselves???

We may need to refer to the flow chart for this one

 
Boris S. Wort [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:06:38 PM  
Haven't been following the Off Season... any chance they'll win a game this year?

 
CaptainStooby 2009-07-16 02:06:46 PM  
Pure awesomeness

 
Theaetetus 2009-07-16 02:07:23 PM  
Megain: yes, because i'm sure someone in the lions' advertising department went out of their way to put that nfl/doubleclick ad on their website

Shut up, you with your... sense-making stuff.

 
timboalogo 2009-07-16 02:07:42 PM  
Matthew Stafford, anyone?

 
HighOnLifeAndGlue 2009-07-16 02:07:48 PM  
It's funny, because the Lions were an inferior football team in 2008, and nobody who likes the Lions would want to relive it.

 
mainstreet62 [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:10:45 PM  
Maybe everyone else in the NFC North wanted to relive that season.

 
asleep71 2009-07-16 02:11:01 PM  
HOL&G your astute grasp of the obvious is alarming.

/i really saw what you did there
//was just prolonging the point
/s/l/a/s/h/i/e/

 
Klippoklondike 2009-07-16 02:11:42 PM  
I will put myself on the line and predict 4-12 this year

 
elvisbloom [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:12:30 PM  
Megain: yes, because i'm sure someone in the lions' advertising department went out of their way to put that nfl/doubleclick ad on their website

Let the guys talk about football. Stick to Barbies or something

/yes, i know you are a guy and no, I don't care.

 
Harry Hopkins 2009-07-16 02:12:36 PM  
are we sure it wasn't a spelling mistake and that they didn't mean to say:

revile the 2008 season

 
usttsdw 2009-07-16 02:13:05 PM  
Boris S. Wort: Haven't been following the Off Season... any chance they'll win a game this year?

I think the overall attitude of the staff and team is good so far this year. I'll give them 4 wins at most.

 
IslanderInExile 2009-07-16 02:13:44 PM  
www.footballticketbooth.com

Uh, yyeeahhhh, let's just go ahead and not relive last year. Mmmkay?

 
d'art 2009-07-16 02:15:03 PM  
God, the 2008 Detroit Lions. I doubt even NFL Films could make them look good, and NFL Films will sucker you in every single time.

 
BunkoSquad 2009-07-16 02:15:05 PM  
IslanderInExile: Uh, yyeeahhhh, let's just go ahead and not relive last year. Mmmkay?

If you're a Jets or Dolphins fan, that was the highlight of the past decade for you.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2009-07-16 02:15:24 PM  
When the Lions go 4-12 this year it'll make Stafford look awesome.

/not really, Culpepper will likely play most of the games
//until he gets hurt and there's no other option

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-16 02:15:58 PM  
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Or a baseball or basketball fan.....

 
Cat F Cat F 2009-07-16 02:16:23 PM  
I'm leaving for Detroit in two hours so I'm getting a kick scared.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:18:27 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Or a baseball or basketball fan.....


Not so much basketball right now, since the Pistons seem to be heading into a rebuilding phase. The Tigers are first in their division, though, and the Wings had a damn good run this year.

 
The Madd Man 2009-07-16 02:18:56 PM  
d'art: God, the 2008 Detroit Lions. I doubt even NFL Films could make them look good, and NFL Films will sucker you in every single time.

Yeah, even the Voice of God (RIP) wouldn't have anything to work with.

 
Russ1642 2009-07-16 02:19:25 PM  
Megain: yes, because i'm sure someone in the lions' advertising department went out of their way to put that nfl/doubleclick ad on their website

Does it really matter who's marketing department made the ad? A website has to be responsible for the ads it hosts.

 
amoricanCrowe 2009-07-16 02:20:09 PM  
I used to love watching the NFL Films individual team highlight films that re-capped each season. Growing up a Seahawks fan and suffering through many 4-12, 6-10 seasons, it was always a great testament to how they could make an utterly shiatty team look like they werethisclose to making it to the Super Bowl.

That said, I don't think that there is any way you could polish the turd that was the 2008 Detroit Lions.

 
please 2009-07-16 02:21:32 PM  
It's a banner ad served up based on the web user's content.

/Detroiter, and Lion fan
//:(

 
please 2009-07-16 02:23:16 PM  
Russ1642: Megain: yes, because i'm sure someone in the lions' advertising department went out of their way to put that nfl/doubleclick ad on their website

Does it really matter who's marketing department made the ad? A website has to be responsible for the ads it hosts.


No they don't. shiat, just look at some of Farks ads. Drew even said he has no control over them.

 
octopied 2009-07-16 02:28:42 PM  
S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Why do you think its called Hockeytown?


Perhaps the "Relive the season" is targeted at fans that hate the Lions?

 
Jubeebee 2009-07-16 02:28:58 PM  
Klippoklondike: I will put myself on the line and predict 4-12 this year

I've been saying 3-13 since about February, but I could see 4-12. Enough wins so that the fans aren't rooting for losses, but enough losses to deliver that familiar hopelessness.

 
crho85 2009-07-16 02:30:01 PM  
c2.api.ning.com

 
2farkers1cup 2009-07-16 02:30:53 PM  
i don't get it.

/sports are dumb anyways
//honestly, i clicked on the story cause I thought it was about real lions

 
PenguinTheRed [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:33:27 PM  
please: /Detroiter, and Lion fan
//:(


My condolences.

/Redskins fan
//:(

 
bottsicus 2009-07-16 02:40:33 PM  
HighOnLifeAndGlue: It's funny, because the Lions were an inferior football team in 2008, and nobody who likes the Lions would want to relive it.

starsmedia.ign.com

 
tedbundee 2009-07-16 02:41:42 PM  
Who's a more disappointed fan? The one with the 0-16 team or the one with the 18-1 team?

 
Bucky_Goldstein 2009-07-16 02:45:32 PM  
tedbundee: Who's a more disappointed fan? The one with the 0-16 team or the one with the 18-1 team?

The 0-16 one. Trust me.

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

/I can has playoffs?

 
BlazeTrailer 2009-07-16 02:46:27 PM  
d'art: God, the 2008 Detroit Lions. I doubt even NFL Films could make them look good, and NFL Films will sucker you in every single time.

This is a valid point. They tend to really describe the unmitigated heroics and execution in the high points, gloss over the low points but somehow still translate the low points into hope for next season. You now have me really curious as to what the 2008 Lions NFL films video will look like. Maybe they just skip the whole 2008 season and highlight "new coach" and "new QB".

 
bglove25 2009-07-16 02:46:43 PM  
please: It's a banner ad served up based on the web user's content.

/Detroiter, and Lion fan
//:(


Nah, its on every team's official website. I mean, why else would the same ad be on the Bengals website?

/I had the same thought, "Why would I want to relive last year? It sucked!"

 
LoadShark [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:52:09 PM  
HighOnLifeAndGlue: It's funny, because the Lions were an inferior football team in 2008, and nobody who likes the Lions would want to relive it.

Think of that one all by yourself did you?

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 02:53:36 PM  
Why would anyone but Steeler fans want to relive last season??? "Oh man, that was a great season until that final game, I want to watch every game, 'cause my team played so great until the end...too bad they dropped that last game!"

 
bottsicus 2009-07-16 02:54:44 PM  
2farkers1cup: i don't get it.

/sports are dumb anyways
//honestly, i clicked on the story cause I thought it was about real lions


You sound fat.

 
Dman33 2009-07-16 03:04:45 PM  
My bet is on 3-13 as well. 4-12 is possible because I like what they have been doing with the defense. The offense will be terrible, but there is a glimpse of hope that Culpepper will have more than 1.2 seconds to get a pass off. Calvin Johnson.... poor guy. He would be a superstar on any other team.

I would love to see 0-32 but something tells me they will be just good enough to squeak out a few wins. Then all the idiot fans will fill the seats so Ford Sr can 'stay the course'. Maybe he will bring Millen back?

 
Mr. Right 2009-07-16 03:09:03 PM  
Compared to Granholm, the Lions are a success. They didn't get the unemployment rate over 15%.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:11:43 PM  
2farkers1cup: /sports are dumb anyways
//honestly, i clicked on the story cause I thought it was about real lions


You thought real lions have an advertising department and SPORTS are dumb?

I think a football has more common sense than you.

 
jdetweiler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:15:48 PM  
as a lions season ticket holder, i am not getting a kick out of this.


//anyone wanna buy a game?
///no one can ever accuse me of being a bandwagoner....(a lot of other things come to mind...but not a bandwagoner)

 
orezona 2009-07-16 03:16:51 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

 
therealwags 2009-07-16 03:17:31 PM  
Jubeebee: Klippoklondike: I will put myself on the line and predict 4-12 this year

I've been saying 3-13 since about February, but I could see 4-12. Enough wins so that the fans aren't rooting for losses, but enough losses to deliver that familiar hopelessness.


Come on now! Everyone knows we'll win the division this year, then roll to the Super Bowl.

Don't they?

/Lions fan
//delirious
///pass the kool aid
////just kidding, seriously looking at the same 3-13, 4-12
//slashies!

 
smeag0l 2009-07-16 03:20:02 PM  
seattletimes.nwsource.com

UW needs one too.

/hot like ty's golf swing

 
Chelle82 2009-07-16 03:23:17 PM  
BlazeTrailer: This is a valid point. They tend to really describe the unmitigated heroics and execution in the high points, gloss over the low points but somehow still translate the low points into hope for next season. You now have me really curious as to what the 2008 Lions NFL films video will look like. Maybe they just skip the whole 2008 season and highlight "new coach" and "new QB".

One of my best friends produced the Lions highlight film this year. You've pretty much got it right--no game recaps, a glossing over of the low points, and lots of "this is why they will be AWESOME next year." It's classic NFL Films propaganda, and we do it for every crappy team. Gotta love it!

 
spacechicken170am 2009-07-16 03:24:21 PM  
jdetweiler: come to mind...but not a bandwagoner)

As a Nats fan I feel your pain.

 
karasoth 2009-07-16 03:28:06 PM  
T-Luv: angry_scientist: Oh wow! Is that an Oh Snap if they tell themselves???

We may need to refer to the flow chart for this one


i184.photobucket.com

 
MBooda 2009-07-16 03:32:50 PM  
Facepalm QB!
img.timeinc.net

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:49:22 PM  
amoricanCrowe: I used to love watching the NFL Films individual team highlight films that re-capped each season. Growing up a Seahawks fan and suffering through many 4-12, 6-10 seasons, it was always a great testament to how they could make an utterly shiatty team look like they werethisclose to making it to the Super Bowl.

That said, I don't think that there is any way you could polish the turd that was the 2008 Detroit Lions.


Usually when the team is REALLY bad, NFL Films resorts to the following fallbacks, in increasing order of desperation:

*Anyone with halfway decent individual statistics. Any statistic. If someone managed to get 10 sacks on the year, they'll use it.
*The early-round draft picks.
*Anyone else of consequence signed in the offseason. (They get an excuse to show other teams' highlights.)
*New front-office people.
*Fan support.
*New stadiums.
*Uniform changes.
*Hey, look at the pretty hometown!

The Lions... expect a half hour of Matthew Stafford and dissection of the new Lions logo.

 
karasoth 2009-07-16 03:50:01 PM  
ihatedumbpeople: When the Lions go 4-12 this year it'll make Stafford look awesome.

/not really, Culpepper will likely play most of the games
//until he gets hurt and there's no other option


So game 2 of the Pre-Season

/when he opens the door on the Bus

 
TsarTom 2009-07-16 03:56:59 PM  
DNRTFA
Has the roar been restored? Well! Get my Honolulu Blue Scott Mitchell jersey laundered in time for the SB!

/hehehehehehehehehe

/Vikes fan...

//Yeah, Favre, I know. And God knows I know.

 
Gosling [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 03:57:40 PM  
TsarTom: /Vikes fan...

//Yeah, Favre, I know. And God knows I know.


Packers fan, and my sympathies.

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:10:04 PM  
TonnageVT: Why would anyone but Steeler fans want to relive last season??? "Oh man, that was a great season until that final game, I want to watch every game, 'cause my team played so great until the end...too bad they dropped that last game!"

That got me thinking about the Cowboys' last game and now I'm feeling all barfy. I thought we were friends, Tonnage? Why must you do this to me? Ah well. I guess I can take comfort in knowing that, as painful as that last game was, at least we're not the Lions.

 
spacechicken170am 2009-07-16 04:11:47 PM  
PenguinTheRed: please: /Detroiter, and Lion fan
//:(

My condolences.

/Redskins fan
//:(



We just picked up that defensive end from Kentucky in the supplemental draft. For those who are unaware the depth chart for the Skins LDE looks like this.

Phillip Daniels age 36
Renaldo Wynn age 34
Rob Jackson 1 tackle so far in the NFL

At RDE we have Andre Carter then it gets fun.

Chris Wilson has 19 tackles and 5 sacks career
Alex Buzbee has not played yet in the nfl

Orakpo will be used at linebacker and maybe a third down defensive end in passing situations.

This was a great pickup. Defintiely well worth the third rounder next year that we would have traded by midseason or used on a punter.

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-16 04:14:38 PM  
Di Atribe: TonnageVT: Why would anyone but Steeler fans want to relive last season??? "Oh man, that was a great season until that final game, I want to watch every game, 'cause my team played so great until the end...too bad they dropped that last game!"

That got me thinking about the Cowboys' last game and now I'm feeling all barfy. I thought we were friends, Tonnage? Why must you do this to me? Ah well. I guess I can take comfort in knowing that, as painful as that last game was, at least we're not the Lions.


I think you can relive a good season, even if you didn't win the Superbowl.

 
InferiousX [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:21:24 PM  
In the Lions defense, some of their games looked like they were actually playing football during certain quarters of the game. The biggest joke on their team was the tackling. Last year's tackling attempts were some of the worst tackles I've ever seen in my whole life.

However, if you want to go for the team that look like the biggest absolute pile of dog shiat while playing, my hat has to go off to the Rams. Yes, I am aware they had at least a couple of wins under their belt, but the way the Seahawks and 9ers played last year, the Lions probably could have got at least one hash mark in the "W" column.

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-16 04:22:49 PM  
amoricanCrowe: I used to love watching the NFL Films individual team highlight films that re-capped each season. Growing up a Seahawks fan and suffering through many 4-12, 6-10 seasons, it was always a great testament to how they could make an utterly shiatty team look like they werethisclose to making it to the Super Bowl.

That said, I don't think that there is any way you could polish the turd that was the 2008 Detroit Lions.


Haha I feel you 100 percent on this one.

Growing up a chargers fan I had the same thing happen to me.

"The Chargers although down, never gave up"

Or they would highlight the couple bright spots we had..

Like our Field Goal kicker John Carney cause we never scored TD's.


Sigh..im glad we are better now.

 
GoteamVenture 2009-07-16 04:26:39 PM  
is matty stafford starting week 1? i hope not for his safety

 
willicus 2009-07-16 04:34:21 PM  
Treygreen13: Di Atribe: TonnageVT: Why would anyone but Steeler fans want to relive last season??? "Oh man, that was a great season until that final game, I want to watch every game, 'cause my team played so great until the end...too bad they dropped that last game!"

That got me thinking about the Cowboys' last game and now I'm feeling all barfy. I thought we were friends, Tonnage? Why must you do this to me? Ah well. I guess I can take comfort in knowing that, as painful as that last game was, at least we're not the Lions.

I think you can relive a good season, even if you didn't win the Superbowl.


I agree. As long as it left out the postseason, I'd have no problem watching highlights from the Panthers' 2008 season.

 
VonDozier 2009-07-16 04:38:11 PM  
img12.imageshack.us

/lions are nuggets

 
hurdboy [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:41:36 PM  
I think they might have a customer there....

static.nfl.com

/They lost two fewer games
//I hate Boston, but I really wanted the Patriots to win the Super Bowl so the '72 Dolphins would STFU

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:45:15 PM  
willicus: I agree. As long as it left out the postseason, I'd have no problem watching highlights from the Panthers' 2008 season.

Photoshop the Cardinals' defense into Panthers' WRs and you fix that, too.

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:51:24 PM  
Treygreen13: I think you can relive a good season, even if you didn't win the Superbowl.

I absolutely agree. You know I'm not one of those types to go stand on a ledge if we don't win the Super Bowl every year.... but I'd rather forget that last game ever happened. But it's OK because TRAINING CAMP 11 DAYS we're all undefeated, baby.

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-16 04:53:25 PM  
VonDozier: /lions are nuggets

I lold

 
TonnageVT [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 04:55:58 PM  
Di Atribe: I absolutely agree. You know I'm not one of those types to go stand on a ledge if we don't win the Super Bowl every year.... but I'd rather forget that last game ever happened. But it's OK because TRAINING CAMP 11 DAYS we're all undefeated, baby.

We're also winless :-(

/Why is that glass half empty?

 
Lance Briggs 55 2009-07-16 04:56:50 PM  
mainstreet62: Maybe everyone else in the NFC North wanted to relive that season.

I actually purchased rewind a couple weeks ago. I wanted to get a better look at Jay Cutler and just look back at some of the memorable plays of last season.
/Bears fan

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:01:07 PM  
Di Atribe: Treygreen13: I think you can relive a good season, even if you didn't win the Superbowl.

I absolutely agree. You know I'm not one of those types to go stand on a ledge if we don't win the Super Bowl every year.... but I'd rather forget that last game ever happened. But it's OK because TRAINING CAMP 11 DAYS we're all undefeated, baby.


OH YEAH 4-0 TRAINING CAMP LAST SEASON, BABY!

/at least the Lions won something

 
Lost Thought 00 2009-07-16 05:04:05 PM  
Look at it this way, in a few years, you can break the record and go 0-18. Progress!

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:14:01 PM  
IMDWalrus: OH YEAH 4-0 TRAINING CAMP LAST SEASON, BABY!

You could say you went undefeated and then winless in the postseason.

Probably feels that way anyway, since it's not like you guys can remember being in the playoffs.

 
Dr. Poison 2009-07-16 05:14:04 PM  
People need to be more tolerant to sport-bois.

It's not a "decision" to enjoy patting other men on the butts, putting both hands up their taints or wrestling in the shower - its a lifestyle that America should embrace.

You're encouraged to bring your children to sport events and teach them that sweaty men hugging in the locker room is not something to make fun of on the playground. Show them how pleasurable it can be with your face between a fat guy's butt cheeks going "hut hut hut" and the RIGHT way to cup a man's balls, play grabass or safely snap a towel.

Some sport players even marry women.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:14:48 PM  
Rewrite. Replay. Relive.

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-16 05:18:54 PM  
IMDWalrus: HMS_Blinkin: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Or a baseball or basketball fan.....

Not so much basketball right now, since the Pistons seem to be heading into a rebuilding phase. The Tigers are first in their division, though, and the Wings had a damn good run this year.


I agree the Pistons are in a rebuilding phase, but it was only a few years ago that they were NBA champs. It's possible to be a Pistons fan and have hope. They'll probably be a very good team again within, I don't know, the next 3-5 years, especially given Joe Dumars' talent for good management. The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

 
Di Atribe [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:20:30 PM  
TonnageVT: /Why is that glass half empty?

It's OK, honey. I'm sure the Giants will win one or two games this year. :)

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:22:38 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: especially given Joe Dumars' talent for good management

*citation needed*

I mean, compared to the Lions, I guess...

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:23:16 PM  
IAmRight: You could say you went undefeated and then winless in the postseason.

Probably feels that way anyway, since it's not like you guys can remember being in the playoffs.


No kidding. The last time the Lions won a playoff game was '91, and football was outranked by the Ninja Turtles in my list of priorities back then.

Since I was born, I've seen the Wings and Pistons win championships, the Tigers make it to the World Series (and taking down the Yankees along the way), Michigan's football team get a national championship, MSU's basketball team win the NCAA tourney...hell, the Detroit Vipers, Detroit Shock, and Detroit Demolition have all either won championships or (in the case of the Vipers) fell one game short.

And then there's the Lions.

*sigh*

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:30:55 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: I agree the Pistons are in a rebuilding phase, but it was only a few years ago that they were NBA champs. It's possible to be a Pistons fan and have hope. They'll probably be a very good team again within, I don't know, the next 3-5 years, especially given Joe Dumars' talent for good management. The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.


You're probably right on that. The playoff "run" didn't do much to help my outlook, but I guess the end result was inevitable.

IAmRight: *citation needed*

I mean, compared to the Lions, I guess...


Disclaimer: I'm, at best, a casual basketball fan, so I'm probably going to screw something up below.

He's made some good moves. He got rid of Grant Hill and got Ben Wallace in return, and was smart enough to not resign Wallace before he began his downswing. He traded Stackhouse for Rip Hamilton, which worked out well for the Pistons. The Rasheed Wallace trade went pretty well, and while it ended disastrously, I still give him credit for trying something big with the Allen Iverson trade.

On the other hand, there's that 2003 draft pick. Darko over Carmelo Anthony or Dwayne Wade...ugh.

Dumars hasn't been perfect, but I don't think he's made any completely boneheaded moves in his time here.

 
Epiphany 2009-07-16 05:31:38 PM  
IslanderInExile: Uh, yyeeahhhh, let's just go ahead and not relive last year. Mmmkay?

That's what happens when you cheat your way to three super bowls. Everyone I knew was rooting for Brady to get injured in the first game. Collective consciousness, everyone willed it to happen and it did.

 
Fat and Nasty 86 2009-07-16 05:35:48 PM  
Ironically, this thread is full of win.

 
Tellingthem 2009-07-16 05:41:26 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: IMDWalrus: HMS_Blinkin: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Or a baseball or basketball fan.....

Not so much basketball right now, since the Pistons seem to be heading into a rebuilding phase. The Tigers are first in their division, though, and the Wings had a damn good run this year.

I agree the Pistons are in a rebuilding phase, but it was only a few years ago that they were NBA champs. It's possible to be a Pistons fan and have hope. They'll probably be a very good team again within, I don't know, the next 3-5 years, especially given Joe Dumars' talent for good management. The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.


Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957

 
browneye 2009-07-16 05:51:39 PM  
The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957


Which means that the last championship the Lions won was fifty-two years ago.

And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game.

Pitiful is only the beginning of how to describe the Detroit Lions

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-16 05:56:36 PM  
browneye: The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957

Which means that the last championship the Lions won was fifty-two years ago.

And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game.

Pitiful is only the beginning of how to describe the Detroit Lions


Seriously.

If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

www.sportscolumn.com


Otherwise..the lions get the mercy flush.

 
IAmRight [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 05:57:01 PM  
browneye: And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game

It was more fun before last year when it was possible to say that since the Korean War, the Lions and the Cardinals had each only won one playoff game...and each was against the Cowboys.

Then the Cardinals had to go and quadruple their output.

 
Treygreen13 2009-07-16 06:03:42 PM  
IAmRight: browneye: And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game

It was more fun before last year when it was possible to say that since the Korean War, the Lions and the Cardinals had each only won one playoff game...and each was against the Cowboys.

Then the Cardinals had to go and quadruple their output.


We're there so often, it was bound to happen.

 
the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 06:10:00 PM  
The good news is that they'll probably sell a few for novelty sake. The bad news is that the purchasers will be using Michigan dollars, therefor knocking some 96% off their value.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2009-07-16 06:14:40 PM  
Stroke_N_Focus: If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

Charlie Batch?

/ducks

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-16 06:18:08 PM  
IMDWalrus: Stroke_N_Focus: If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

Charlie Batch?

/ducks


lol

 
Greenville 2009-07-16 06:26:13 PM  
I honestly want to see Lions fans storm the field if Detroit's first win is at home. Joy, relief, and sarcasm all at the same time.

 
IslanderInExile 2009-07-16 06:43:32 PM  
Epiphany: IslanderInExile: Uh, yyeeahhhh, let's just go ahead and not relive last year. Mmmkay?

That's what happens when you cheat your way to three super bowls. Everyone I knew was rooting for Brady to get injured in the first game. Collective consciousness, everyone willed it to happen and it did.


Shouldn't you have rooted for Belichick to get hit by a bus or something? Brady didn't do anything wrong. I'm not going to say we didn't cheat but it wasn't Brady's fault.

Besides, who would you rather watch all season?

This guy:binsidetv.net

or this guy:sixfourthreeblog.files.wordpress.com

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-16 06:45:42 PM  
IslanderInExile: Epiphany: IslanderInExile: Uh, yyeeahhhh, let's just go ahead and not relive last year. Mmmkay?

That's what happens when you cheat your way to three super bowls. Everyone I knew was rooting for Brady to get injured in the first game. Collective consciousness, everyone willed it to happen and it did.

Shouldn't you have rooted for Belichick to get hit by a bus or something? Brady didn't do anything wrong. I'm not going to say we didn't cheat but it wasn't Brady's fault.

Besides, who would you rather watch all season?

This guy:

or this guy:


I cant stop staring at the first pic you posted......

there is a guy in that pic?

All i see is side boob.

 
bonehead800 2009-07-16 07:25:35 PM  
Treygreen13:

I think you can relive a good season, even if you didn't win the Superbowl.


Very true! Coming off a crappy season the year before, with a rookie QB and an aging defense I didn't think my Ravens would be doing anything. I was thrilled when they won a few games, and especially after blowing out the Dolphins in the playoffs. I was cool with it ending there. Lucking it out over the Titans was just icing on the cake. Even the last game wasn't TOO painful (once a few weeks out) because the Steelers are a damn good team, much as we hatesss them.

 
tommyl66 2009-07-16 07:44:27 PM  
TonnageVT: Why would anyone but Steeler fans want to relive last season??? "Oh man, that was a great season until that final game, I want to watch every game, 'cause my team played so great until the end...too bad they dropped that last game!"

I'd say Cardinals and Dolphins fans would be on that list. Those teams did much better than anybody expected, and there is a decent chance neither team reaches the same level of success in the coming years, too...

 
WittyTagHere 2009-07-16 08:29:32 PM  
And the most sad thing is that when you are in the stadium, all you hear are comments on how they wish the owner (William Clay Ford Sr aka WCF) would just die already. I can picture it now when the old guy finally passes (although I think he has "zombie" in his genes and he may never die), the crowd will give a thunderous booooo (not booo-urns). It will be totally classless, but justified based upon 50 years of failure as an owner.

/The day WCF bought the franchise should have been the first clue, since it was the day JFK was assassinated.
//Great, I'm getting pissed off a month before training camp.
///2008 NFL Pre-Season Chapmions!!!!!

 
Ow My Balls 2009-07-16 08:52:56 PM  
timboalogo: Matthew Stafford, anyone?

Who is, "A quarterback who will be on his back on an average of 1.6 seconds from the snap," Alex?

 
hariseldon 2009-07-16 08:55:25 PM  
The last time the Lions were worth watching;

i51.photobucket.com

 
Ow My Balls 2009-07-16 08:57:20 PM  
I live here, and they're the team on TV. So here's my wish for 2009-2010...

They could not conceivably win any more than 5 games in the most remote possible good scenario. I believe a 3-13 season is plausible, but why on Earth tune in to watch that?

I very much want them to go the extra mile and lose their first 10 games. That will clinch the NFL's longest losing streak of all time, even more than the expansion Tampa Bay Bucs.

That would be riveting. But 3-13 football would be as dull as dishwater. You either compete for .500, do better (up to a playoff berth and beyond), or lose them all, in my opinion.

 
Ow My Balls 2009-07-16 08:59:24 PM  
Harry Hopkins: are we sure it wasn't a spelling mistake and that they didn't mean to say:

revile the 2008 season


I'm now going back and reading the comments. Thread over.

 
CharlesUFarley 2009-07-16 09:53:17 PM  
Gosling: TsarTom: /Vikes fan...

//Yeah, Favre, I know. And God knows I know.

Packers fan, and my sympathies.


Packers fan, too and..... fark the Vikings. Did they think their "relationship" would be different?

/Vikings=slow learners
//Fark Favre, too.
///All schadenfreude-y, but still bitter.

 
Herman Borrach 2009-07-16 10:14:52 PM  
octopied: S.A.S.Q.U.A.T.C.H.: You better be a hockey fan if you live in Detroit.

Why do you think its called Hockeytown?


Perhaps the "Relive the season" is targeted at fans that hate the Lions?


So they're making an ad for God?

 
peewinkle 2009-07-16 11:19:58 PM  
Stroke_N_Focus: browneye: The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957

Which means that the last championship the Lions won was fifty-two years ago.

And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game.

Pitiful is only the beginning of how to describe the Detroit Lions

Seriously.

If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

Otherwise..the lions get the mercy flush.


Ummmm.... Dick "Night Train" Lane would like a word with you...


/as well as Charlie Sanders....

 
browneye 2009-07-17 01:04:39 AM  
Stroke_N_Focus: browneye: peewinkle: The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957

Which means that the last championship the Lions won was fifty-two years ago.

And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game.

Pitiful is only the beginning of how to describe the Detroit Lions

Seriously.

If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

Otherwise..the lions get the mercy flush.

Ummmm.... Dick "Night Train" Lane would like a word with you...


/as well as Charlie Sanders....


I'm sorry, but as great as Night Train, Sanders, etc. were back in the day, I seriously doubt there were many people who went to a Lions game only to watch them play. Whereas I know a lot of people - beginning with my brother and I - who would go to a Lions game only and specifically to watch Barry Sanders play.

/And neither I or my brother have been to a Lions game since Barry Sanders retired.
//And at the rate they're going, we probably never will.

 
ned4spd8874 2009-07-17 12:28:57 PM  
GO LIONS!!!

 
Stroke_N_Focus 2009-07-17 04:05:56 PM  
browneye: Stroke_N_Focus: browneye: peewinkle: The Lions, on the other hand, have NEVER, ever, ever been even decent. They will almost certainly still suck in the next 3-5 years.

that's the difference.

Ummm yes they have.

Detroit Lions

NFL Champions: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957

Which means that the last championship the Lions won was fifty-two years ago.

And in all of the last fifty-two years, the Detroit Lions have have won exactly one playoff game.

Pitiful is only the beginning of how to describe the Detroit Lions

Seriously.

If you werent around in the 50's the lions were NEVER interesting except for one guy...

Otherwise..the lions get the mercy flush.

Ummmm.... Dick "Night Train" Lane would like a word with you...


/as well as Charlie Sanders....

I'm sorry, but as great as Night Train, Sanders, etc. were back in the day, I seriously doubt there were many people who went to a Lions game only to watch them play. Whereas I know a lot of people - beginning with my brother and I - who would go to a Lions game only and specifically to watch Barry Sanders play.

/And neither I or my brother have been to a Lions game since Barry Sanders retired.
//And at the rate they're going, we probably never will.


THIS.

Tell Charlie Sanders and Dick "Night Train" Lane ill pass.

but no one can pass on Barry Sanders.

Moves were toooooo nice.

Its funny when I googled Barry Sanders pictures it said "Related Searches: Reggie Bush"...Yeah maybe in college but so far the comparisons stop there no?

 
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