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(Some Guy) Amusing It's probably not a good idea to chase your landlady naked around the home demanding oral sex (w/ mugshot of the week candidate)   (ksbw.com) divider line 77
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Squidgilum 2009-07-15 02:45:43 AM  
All this blaming meth! Are we sure it's not simply Ambien?

 
ChadManMn 2009-07-15 02:47:08 AM  
"Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon. "

I was feeling all better than him until I read that.

Now I just feel inadequate.

/not rly

 
srtpointman 2009-07-15 02:47:19 AM  
In his defense, it ain't gonna suck itself.

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-15 02:52:43 AM  
srtpointman: In his defense, it ain't gonna suck itself.

Hey, you might have a point here.

 
picturescrazy 2009-07-15 03:02:31 AM  
I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

 
historian1946 2009-07-15 03:10:38 AM  
Assault with a deadly weapon or assault with a dead weapon??

 
Gary Fogel 2009-07-15 03:17:00 AM  
picturescrazy

I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?


Oh, i don't know. Maybe when you have been snorting blow for about three days straight and it is just not doing it for you anymore.

Or maybe your nose is so clogged up that all that will work is your lungs?

/Not that i would know.
//NTTIAWWT

 
Salem Witch 2009-07-15 03:22:00 AM  
Which one of girls did not date someone like that in our past

Ewwww!!!

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 03:40:43 AM  
Did it work? Was alcohol involved?

 
Mykeru [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 04:29:46 AM  
i181.photobucket.com

 
Gawdzila 2009-07-15 04:39:16 AM  
i63.photobucket.com

 
CowboyUpCowgirlDown 2009-07-15 04:55:02 AM  
The_Sponge: Was it this landlady?



/Ewwwwwww.


Her lips said no, but her eyes said YES...yes...yes...

 
Ed Finnerty 2009-07-15 05:50:44 AM  
FTFA: Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

That sentence made me giggle.

 
untaken_name 2009-07-15 05:52:23 AM  
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

That sentence made me giggle.


Yeah. He's lucky he wasn't *really* hurting himself, or they might have been forced to shoot him to protect him.

 
gavnook 2009-07-15 06:48:50 AM  
picturescrazy: I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Severe depression, hopelessness. For some people, drugs like that are a way to postpone suicide.

 
LeroyB 2009-07-15 07:01:24 AM  
Showed up for the obvious "penis goes where?" caption.

It took a while, but did not leave disappointed.

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 07:52:56 AM  
i249.photobucket.com

 
detfrost1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 09:26:37 AM  
www.flippeh.de

 
LesserEvil [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 09:47:11 AM  
phlegmmo: Lowell, of Prunedale, is accused of assaulting his roommate and then chasing his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her, deputies said.

I bet he can really move.


Prunes, Prunes, the magical fruit...

...the more you eat, the more you poop!

 
mrsinatra 2009-07-15 10:06:36 AM  
Am I the only one who hears Yakety Sax when picturing this?

 
ShowhermyO-face 2009-07-15 10:43:13 AM  
Don't judge me. What was I supposed to do??? Biatch wouldn't fix my toilet.

 
k00k 2009-07-15 12:09:37 PM  
They tazed him so 'he wouldnt hurt himself', yeah lol..... hahahahahaha

 
cbathrob 2009-07-15 02:44:33 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: Meth is a Hell of a Drug.

Wow, that's sadly accurate.

 
ricktwig 2009-07-15 03:14:28 PM  
mrsinatra: Am I the only one who hears Yakety Sax when picturing this?

TRU' DAT!

/I miss Benny Hill.
//Slashes go this way.

 
Vern 2009-07-15 04:09:21 PM  
Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself because it was funny, sherrif's officials said.

 
burgle23 2009-07-15 07:52:45 PM  
gavnook: picturescrazy: I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Severe depression, hopelessness. For some people, drugs like that are a way to postpone suicide.


I was an avid meth user for about 10 years, and can attest to this. This drug changes your brain. No matter how bad everything starts to go, your meth soaked brain convinces you that it's anybody's fault but your own, and the only thing that seems to allow any semblance of happiness is, .... wait for it, .... MORE METH! Once you're good and into this drug, quitting is a nightmare. Suicide seemed far better than the 2 weeks of sleep, eat, sleep, take a dump, sleep, groan, sleep, get woken up by someone yelling at you as to why you're sleeping so much, scream, sleep cycle that is meth withdrawal. Sadly, once you actually quit, you'll likely have dreams about using the drug for the rest of your life. Oh well, better than losing your teeth along with everything that ever made you truly happy.
\clean for 2 years now
\\kept my teeth somehow
\\\meth is a HELL of a life

 
Wankenstein 2009-07-16 12:29:33 AM  
Came here for the landlady from Kingpin.

Left... well, not "satisfied". It's impossible to be satisfied when her gruesome visage is present on the screen. *shudders*

 
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