All this blaming meth! Are we sure it's not simply Ambien?

"Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon. "

I was feeling all better than him until I read that.

Now I just feel inadequate.

/not rly

In his defense, it ain't gonna suck itself.

srtpointman: In his defense, it ain't gonna suck itself.

Hey, you might have a point here.

I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Assault with a deadly weapon or assault with a dead weapon??

picturescrazy

I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Oh, i don't know. Maybe when you have been snorting blow for about three days straight and it is just not doing it for you anymore.

Or maybe your nose is so clogged up that all that will work is your lungs?

/Not that i would know.
//NTTIAWWT

Which one of girls did not date someone like that in our past

Ewwww!!!

Did it work? Was alcohol involved?

The_Sponge: Was it this landlady?



/Ewwwwwww.

Her lips said no, but her eyes said YES...yes...yes...

FTFA: Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

That sentence made me giggle.

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself, sheriff's officials said.

That sentence made me giggle.

Yeah. He's lucky he wasn't *really* hurting himself, or they might have been forced to shoot him to protect him.

picturescrazy: I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Severe depression, hopelessness. For some people, drugs like that are a way to postpone suicide.

Showed up for the obvious "penis goes where?" caption.

It took a while, but did not leave disappointed.

phlegmmo: Lowell, of Prunedale, is accused of assaulting his roommate and then chasing his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her, deputies said.

I bet he can really move.

Prunes, Prunes, the magical fruit...

...the more you eat, the more you poop!

Am I the only one who hears Yakety Sax when picturing this?

Don't judge me. What was I supposed to do??? Biatch wouldn't fix my toilet.

They tazed him so 'he wouldnt hurt himself', yeah lol..... hahahahahaha

Oh_Enough_Already: Meth is a Hell of a Drug.

Wow, that's sadly accurate.

mrsinatra: Am I the only one who hears Yakety Sax when picturing this?

TRU' DAT!

/I miss Benny Hill.
//Slashes go this way.

Officers then used a stun gun to prevent Lowell from further injuring himself because it was funny, sherrif's officials said.

gavnook: picturescrazy: I will never understand why people touch certain drugs. Meth? Crack? Honestly, when does that sound like a good idea?

Severe depression, hopelessness. For some people, drugs like that are a way to postpone suicide.

I was an avid meth user for about 10 years, and can attest to this. This drug changes your brain. No matter how bad everything starts to go, your meth soaked brain convinces you that it's anybody's fault but your own, and the only thing that seems to allow any semblance of happiness is, .... wait for it, .... MORE METH! Once you're good and into this drug, quitting is a nightmare. Suicide seemed far better than the 2 weeks of sleep, eat, sleep, take a dump, sleep, groan, sleep, get woken up by someone yelling at you as to why you're sleeping so much, scream, sleep cycle that is meth withdrawal. Sadly, once you actually quit, you'll likely have dreams about using the drug for the rest of your life. Oh well, better than losing your teeth along with everything that ever made you truly happy.
\clean for 2 years now
\\kept my teeth somehow
\\\meth is a HELL of a life

Came here for the landlady from Kingpin.

Left... well, not "satisfied". It's impossible to be satisfied when her gruesome visage is present on the screen. *shudders*