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(Some Guy) Amusing It's probably not a good idea to chase your landlady naked around the home demanding oral sex (w/ mugshot of the week candidate)   (ksbw.com) divider line 77
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Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:12:43 PM  
in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:26:59 PM  
Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

Oh, see, I went a completely different direction assuming what the deadly weapon was.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:35:05 PM  
Pocket Ninja: Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

Oh, see, I went a completely different direction assuming what the deadly weapon was.


heh - me too. that's why i wanted to find out what it really was

 
EviLincoln [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:42:17 PM  
He appears to be taking it in stride.

 
Blackbird [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:46:33 PM  
Yes, penis went there, there and there.

 
Dufus [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:13:18 AM  
Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

"Officer, I swear, his penis was THIS big!"

 
wejash [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:45:38 AM  
Dufus: Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

"Officer, I swear, his penis was THIS big!"


Shut UP, Ma!

/That's a thought that'll fester.

 
AuroraLeigh 2009-07-15 01:16:30 AM  
If this is not considered appropriate behavior, I should have been locked up years ago.

 
Fart_Machine 2009-07-15 01:17:31 AM  
Did she have to click to enlarge?

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-15 01:18:22 AM  
Lowell, of Prunedale, is accused of assaulting his roommate and then chasing his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her, deputies said.

I bet he can really move.

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:18:30 AM  
Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

FTA:
Lowell kicked and damaged a rear door window, Irons said, then began to bite the steel window frame.

Biting a steel window frame? Damn. Meth must be a hell of a drug.

 
Philly_gp 2009-07-15 01:18:51 AM  
That is a crime?

 
AuroraLeigh 2009-07-15 01:20:11 AM  
:P (|)

...

!!! :P (|) !!!!


AAAARRGGHHHH!!!

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-15 01:20:53 AM  
Yes. Yes, I know what you mean. I'm afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call whooping cough. That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous section of the brain to deal with the nerve impulses that enable you and I to retain some facts and eliminate others.

\obscure?

 
MyHereticWalrus 2009-07-15 01:22:41 AM  
Philly_gp: That is a crime?

Only if she says 'no,' and as the saying goes, nothing turns a 'no' to a 'yes' like a big ol' toke of crystal meth.

 
Fonaibung 2009-07-15 01:26:04 AM  
vertiaset: So, he was a shark?

I LOLed.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-15 01:26:36 AM  
Fart_Machine: Did she have to click to enlarge?

Oh, SNAP!

/you so went there
//newsletter, et. al.

 
johndalek 2009-07-15 01:26:49 AM  
DEMANDED????

maybe if he was polite, and asked--even adding please, she may have provided that which what he wanted.

remember, good manners cost nothing.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:27:34 AM  
Was it this landlady?

i46.photobucket.com

/Ewwwwwww.

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:29:35 AM  
Tony Baloney: Yes. Yes, I know what you mean. I'm afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call whooping cough. That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous section of the brain to deal with the nerve impulses that enable you and I to retain some facts and eliminate others.

\obscure?


Oh PLEASE. Nothing from Monty Python's "Matching Tie and Handkerchief" is going to be obscure on Fark. You'll have to do better than that.

"Oh Come Come On..I've Got Your KNICKERS!!!!"

One of my favorite skits of all time...

 
Honest Bender 2009-07-15 01:30:24 AM  
vertiaset: So, he was a shark?

I'm a tenant
I'm a tenant
suck my dick
I'm a tenant

 
wtfisthat [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:31:30 AM  
So is this his bottom or hasn't he had enough yet?

/obscure?

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-15 01:31:37 AM  
Meth? The HELL you say!!

We need to read his rental agreement to find out if said sexual demands were a part of the rent. Maybe she reneged.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:31:43 AM  
My god, does he look happy or what?

www.ksbw.com

And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:32:27 AM  
Ugh....I need to go to bed.

Once more:

Was it this landlady?

i22.photobucket.com

/Ewwwwwww.

 
kb7rky 2009-07-15 01:33:09 AM  
Gyrfalcon: My god, does he look happy or what?



And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.


UFIA?

/got nuthin'

 
Sublime_Influence 2009-07-15 01:35:17 AM  
See kiddies? this is why meth is bad! farking tweekers!

 
dweezil101 2009-07-15 01:35:51 AM  
i89.photobucket.com

 
Hoax_Device 2009-07-15 01:37:37 AM  
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

 
Korovyov [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:38:10 AM  
tamethebear.tv

Not amused.

 
shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:38:48 AM  
www.ksbw.com

Thanks officer OHMYGODACAMERA! LETME TAKEITAPART ANDCLEANALLTHE PARTS OOO ORANGEJUMPSUITSAWESOME --

 
RepoManTSM 2009-07-15 01:40:06 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

He's had a rough go of it ever since Stanley Spadowski's Funhouse got cancelled

 
modeler2us 2009-07-15 01:46:30 AM  
damaged a rear door window

/just saying

 
DreamyAltarBoy 2009-07-15 01:48:50 AM  
Gyrfalcon: My god, does he look happy or what?



And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.


I see that Gyrfalcon has been to Prunedale, on behalf of Redneck California I apologize.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-15 01:52:45 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Approves

 
AuroraLeigh 2009-07-15 01:55:20 AM  
LICK ME, GODDAMMMIT!!!

 
Menzie 2009-07-15 01:57:05 AM  
"was found to be under the influence of methamphetamine"

Gee... ya think???

/an end table definitely qualifies as a deadly weapon
//ouch

 
WrongTrousers 2009-07-15 01:58:43 AM  
www.ksbw.com

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS

/he's got the same look as the head-holding mugshot
//yeah, you know the one I mean

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 02:03:08 AM  
Mel Gibson arrested again? At least he shaved.

 
TheTurtle [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 02:08:41 AM  
Prunedale?

 
TheTurtle [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 02:09:56 AM  
I have to say, today's suspect looks like a cross between Mike Rowe and Henry Rollins.

 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 02:11:43 AM  
www.ksbw.com

RIP Jonathan Lowell

 
Alx_xlA 2009-07-15 02:12:41 AM  
Alright, it's official, this guy is almost as good as Pat Tribett.

 
WrongTrousers 2009-07-15 02:18:07 AM  
vertiaset: Tweakers. Man, what a group.

Whenever you hear of a mother locking her kids in the trunk while she is gone for hours at a time ... tweaker.

Five kids in a roach infested apartment living on stale Cheerios? Tweaker.

Guy steals a tank and runs down cops? Tweaker.

Guy electrocuted when stealing copper wire from a live power substation? Tweaker.

They have a particular look and smell, scabby parchment skin, brittle frizzed hair, gaunt features, odd bulging eyes, and horrible teeth and gums.

Meth is a drug that consumes its abusers from the inside out like some kind of alien parasite.


Meth...it's a hell of a drug.

 
Gary Fogel 2009-07-15 02:20:17 AM  
Deadly weapon?

His dick was a monster?

/props to Frankie Z

 
Alpharadiation 2009-07-15 02:22:13 AM  
"oh yeah it goes there!"

 
ertznay 2009-07-15 02:25:48 AM  
He kinda looks like he is getting his request.

 
ertznay 2009-07-15 02:27:24 AM  
P.S.
Dad?

 
Gary Fogel 2009-07-15 02:30:15 AM  
www.amiright.com

/Understands

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2009-07-15 02:38:33 AM  

 
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