in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

Oh, see, I went a completely different direction assuming what the deadly weapon was.

Pocket Ninja: Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

Oh, see, I went a completely different direction assuming what the deadly weapon was.

heh - me too. that's why i wanted to find out what it really was

He appears to be taking it in stride.

Yes, penis went there, there and there.

Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

"Officer, I swear, his penis was THIS big!"

Dufus: Lowell was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

"Officer, I swear, his penis was THIS big!"

Shut UP, Ma!

/That's a thought that'll fester.

If this is not considered appropriate behavior, I should have been locked up years ago.

Did she have to click to enlarge?

Lowell, of Prunedale, is accused of assaulting his roommate and then chasing his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her, deputies said.

I bet he can really move.

Megain: in other news, lamps and end tables are deadly weapons

FTA:
Lowell kicked and damaged a rear door window, Irons said, then began to bite the steel window frame.

Biting a steel window frame? Damn. Meth must be a hell of a drug.

That is a crime?

:P (|)

...

!!! :P (|) !!!!


AAAARRGGHHHH!!!

Yes. Yes, I know what you mean. I'm afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call whooping cough. That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous section of the brain to deal with the nerve impulses that enable you and I to retain some facts and eliminate others.

\obscure?

Philly_gp: That is a crime?

Only if she says 'no,' and as the saying goes, nothing turns a 'no' to a 'yes' like a big ol' toke of crystal meth.

vertiaset: So, he was a shark?

I LOLed.

Fart_Machine: Did she have to click to enlarge?

Oh, SNAP!

/you so went there
//newsletter, et. al.

DEMANDED????

maybe if he was polite, and asked--even adding please, she may have provided that which what he wanted.

remember, good manners cost nothing.

Was it this landlady?



/Ewwwwwww.

Tony Baloney: Yes. Yes, I know what you mean. I'm afraid he's suffering from what we doctors call whooping cough. That is, the failure of the autonomic nervous section of the brain to deal with the nerve impulses that enable you and I to retain some facts and eliminate others.

\obscure?

Oh PLEASE. Nothing from Monty Python's "Matching Tie and Handkerchief" is going to be obscure on Fark. You'll have to do better than that.

"Oh Come Come On..I've Got Your KNICKERS!!!!"

One of my favorite skits of all time...

vertiaset: So, he was a shark?

I'm a tenant
I'm a tenant
suck my dick
I'm a tenant

So is this his bottom or hasn't he had enough yet?

/obscure?

Meth? The HELL you say!!

We need to read his rental agreement to find out if said sexual demands were a part of the rent. Maybe she reneged.

My god, does he look happy or what?



And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.

Ugh....I need to go to bed.

Once more:

Was it this landlady?



/Ewwwwwww.

Gyrfalcon: My god, does he look happy or what?



And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.

UFIA?

/got nuthin'

What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.

Not amused.

Thanks officer OHMYGODACAMERA! LETME TAKEITAPART ANDCLEANALLTHE PARTS OOO ORANGEJUMPSUITSAWESOME --

He's had a rough go of it ever since Stanley Spadowski's Funhouse got cancelled

damaged a rear door window

/just saying

Gyrfalcon: My god, does he look happy or what?



And no, there is nothing else to do in Prunedale, except meth and your unwilling roomies.

I see that Gyrfalcon has been to Prunedale, on behalf of Redneck California I apologize.

Approves

"was found to be under the influence of methamphetamine"

Gee... ya think???

/an end table definitely qualifies as a deadly weapon
//ouch

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS

/he's got the same look as the head-holding mugshot
//yeah, you know the one I mean

Mel Gibson arrested again? At least he shaved.

Prunedale?

I have to say, today's suspect looks like a cross between Mike Rowe and Henry Rollins.

Alright, it's official, this guy is almost as good as Pat Tribett.

vertiaset: Tweakers. Man, what a group.

Whenever you hear of a mother locking her kids in the trunk while she is gone for hours at a time ... tweaker.

Five kids in a roach infested apartment living on stale Cheerios? Tweaker.

Guy steals a tank and runs down cops? Tweaker.

Guy electrocuted when stealing copper wire from a live power substation? Tweaker.

They have a particular look and smell, scabby parchment skin, brittle frizzed hair, gaunt features, odd bulging eyes, and horrible teeth and gums.

Meth is a drug that consumes its abusers from the inside out like some kind of alien parasite.

Meth...it's a hell of a drug.

Deadly weapon?

His dick was a monster?

/props to Frankie Z

"oh yeah it goes there!"

He kinda looks like he is getting his request.

P.S.
Dad?

/Understands