Why were they allowed in the store with their skateboard in the first place?

In RI, You order a grinder at the counter.

says u subby

Andre sounds a little DeLonely.

That is, it's not appropriate unless your name is Rampage Jackson. Then you're good to go.

what about crumping?

It was an honest mistake, usually when a broad says "I will bash you with my umbrella", she really means....

/oh never mind

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I ...

He told a police officer he accidentally bumped into the woman, but then mistakenly thought she "liked it and was coming on to me, so I intentionally rubbed on her the second time. I'm sorry."

I'm sure. That excuse never works for me guys.

Grinding in the supermarket Dollar Tree check-out line is not appropriate.

FTFY

What happens in the Dollar Tree stays in the Dollar Tree.

Not even a supermarket, a dollar store. She can't have been remotely attractive.

If I ever get thrown in jail for molesting someone, it'll be someone hot.

Umbrella goes where?

That's some serious gindage buuuyyyyddy

Terrorists have won!

Used to know a stripper that lap danced for amputees. She was a stump grinder.

Dollar Tree is not a supermarket... heck, it's not even a decent deep-discounter.

99 Cent Only Stores, on the other hand...

It's been posted on YouTube.

Pranksterific.

/gimmi 2 cents per outraged comment & view thank you.

See, the problem is "bash you with my umbrella" can be taken two ways.

Pro Zack: See, the problem is "bash you with my umbrella" can be taken two ways.

True pervert merit badge if you can find the secret third meaning.

proser: Pro Zack: See, the problem is "bash you with my umbrella" can be taken two ways.

True pervert merit badge if you can find the secret third meaning.

Came to me almost instantly.

What do I win?

Another case of magic wand syndrome.

Four Indiana threads in one day... we're doing it wrong.

I go shopping at Dollar Tree instead of Walmart when I'm just too tired to get dressed up in my cleanish sweats.

/fart

This happens to me every time I'm checking out down the Dollar Tree with my off-brand personal lubricant and Hispanic angel figurines.

/collect the whole set!

""liked it and was coming on to me, so I intentionally rubbed on her the second time. I'm sorry,""

In cop speak this translates into, 'I'm a guilty douchebag. Please arrest me and haul my PVA to PMITA jail'

skinink Quote 2009-07-14 11:17:10 PM
That is, it's not appropriate unless your name is Rampage Jackson. Then you're good to go.

There is a lot of WTF going on in that link.

Melgania: proser: Pro Zack: See, the problem is "bash you with my umbrella" can be taken two ways.

True pervert merit badge if you can find the secret third meaning.

Came to me almost instantly.

What do I win?

We have to double check. Is your answer bad luck to do inside?

However, grinding IS allowed in the coffee aisle.

Thats what you get for going to the Dollar Store, Dollar Tree, 99 cent store, 5 dollar store, Walls, Big Lots, Everythings a dollar, Dollar general, and of course the Salvation army, any of those places you can find a special class of people.

I agree with you: Thats what you get for going to the Dollar Store, Dollar Tree, 99 cent store, 5 dollar store, Walls, Big Lots, Everythings a dollar, Dollar general, and of course the Salvation army, any of those places you can find a special class of people.

I go to some of those places. I don't know what you're talking about.

/ *looks at self*
// Oh. Never mind.
///slinks away

I agree with you: Thats what you get for going to the Dollar Store, Dollar Tree, 99 cent store, 5 dollar store, Walls, Big Lots, Everythings a dollar, Dollar general, and of course the Salvation army, any of those places you can find a special class of people.

You forgot Goodwill

/and St. Vincent dePaul

Since when is Dollar Tree a supermarket?

I'll bet he was an ass man and she had a fat ass. Sometimes it's uncontrollable. You just have to rub up against that fat ass. I'm about to bust a nut just thinking about it.

//wat happen to first slashie?

You do find a certain class of people at Dollar Store, Dollar Tree, 99 cent stroe, Big Lots, etc. You find the people that the U.S. Congress is robbing blind, so that executives at Goldman Sachs can keep shopping at Tiffanys, Sach's Fifth Avenue, etc.

If that is wrong, I dont want to be right.

You gotta do it in the coffee aisle, then bring it to the check out line.

/idiot

So, I should kill hoards of low level creatures elsewhere?

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Bathia_Mapes: Since when is Dollar Tree a supermarket?

Since the Pro-Business Mafia allowed deregulation of the banking industry to tank the global economy.

Well you gotta do something while she shops and hey, if she's already there..

Oh, that kind of grinding. I thought it was some new stupid mmorpg based in a supermarket.

There are people with a fetish for rubbing against strangers. It had some weird name that's hard to spell & I can't remember it. But chance are, if someone is pressing against you in a line or on mass transit, they're doing it on purpose. They'll think about you while masturbating later on.

//betcha you just can't wait for your next shopping trip now

Oh, this thread is about skater kids and not Carribean dancehall royalty wannabes. Darn.

/people shouldnt dutty wine in check out lines, either
//skater kids needs to stop panhandling out here, lil bastards

Eclipse: You do find a certain class of people at Dollar Store, Dollar Tree, 99 cent stroe, Big Lots, etc. You find the people that the U.S. Congress is robbing blind, so that executives at Goldman Sachs can keep shopping at Tiffanys, Sach's Fifth Avenue, etc.

I like the rich folk who shop at Dollar Store, Dollar Tree and the 99 cent store (or the rich folk equivalents) in spite of being rich. Those are the folks earning their bread.

Anybody else is a trust fund baby, alimony golddigger, or flat out faking it above their real means.

CygnusDarius: vonschiller

Seconded. Now I've got that damn song in my head.

And now, Barney Stinson has a few words about inappropriate grinding...

Griffith used to be sorta okay when I lived there briefly in the early 80s when I did an engineering school co-op rotation in a steel mill, but I've driven through there recently & today it's a really shabby place.

But on the bright side, the whole region doesn't smell like coal tar anymore...

Bealach: a fetish for rubbing against strangers. It had some weird name

frotteurism

/at least that's what the judge told me

The Mad Highlander: So, I should kill hoards of low level creatures elsewhere?

Boars outside Goldshire.

/"How do you kill that, which has no life?"

isn't it amazing the way men think.

"She smiled at me, she wiggled her butt, I know she wanted me."

He was probably telling the truth.

/of course if he did that to my daughter I'd vote for his castration.

I agree with you: ...and of course the Salvation army, any of those places you can find a special class of people.

Yeah, but some of the amazing things you can find at the SA are worth it. 99.9% rubbish, but that .1% is worth the smell.

/never intentionally rubbed anyone.
//yeah, try to prove it...