Wow... someone didn't think their cunning plan all the way through

I blame al qaeda.

However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode.

Not the kind of engagement the bouquet is normally associated with.

Pistils.

The word mmicrolight pisses me off for some reason. I think it should die

Looks like the plane got married, after all.

...To the side of the hotel.

phlegmmo: However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode.

Not the kind of engagement the bouquet is normally associated with.




/like this?

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Gin Rummy: Looks like the plane got married, after all.

...To the side of the hotel.

You mean the hostel?

Heh.

When I saw the headline and the source, I thought it was gonna be another "Nanny State" issue...especially with the "Stupid" tag.

/Anybody else think that?

bestsportnascar:
Gin Rummy: Looks like the plane got married, after all.

...To the side of the hotel.

You mean the hostel?

I can sense your hostelity.

If the bride marched to "Canon in D" then they totally deserved the disaster.

Lily of the Death Valley?
//meet me in baggage claim

The bride and groom had hired a microlight plane...

What a microlight does look like.



But about 50 people who had been in the hostel escaped unscathed, as did the pilot.

I'm shocked.

/not really

OldRod: Wow... someone didn't think their cunning plan all the way through

Do you mean getting married or the whole flower thing?

Airbus / Scarebus continues its ritual un-prosecuted pre-meditated killing of passengers world wide. From forcing tsunami destroyed countries to buy Scarebus to get aid, to failing the A380 150% wing-loading test, Scarebus builds on its reputation for falling out of the sky. FL35, cruise and it "breaks up". Nice. Good planes.

this cant be a good omen....

Reason #78 to not get married.

Yikes - I went to Livorno - nothing to see. That would have been exciting.

Neuman: If the bride marched to "Canon in D" then they totally deserved the disaster.

My bestfriend just got married and marched to Canon in D. Then I had to deal with getting her bouquet preserved - she forget before she left for the honeymoon. That shiat is expensive!

/getting a kick, etc..

The bride should soo sue that clod Mr. Pensieri for ruining her wedding day and taking the spotlight from her.

Neuman: If the bride marched to "Canon in D" then they totally deserved the disaster.

What about a Canon in D remix? This will be played at my wedding, in a couple months.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvtdqPKHk8c

It's cliché, sure, but which part of a wedding isn't?

/at least it's not an R Kelly remix

"Microlight" is the British/Australian bastardized version of the US "ultralight"...

/got nuthin'

A video...i needz it.

Lemon-Lime Malthus: Pistils.

I LOLed. Maybe that even deserves an old fashioned ROTFL.

/ wipes away the tears.. time to move on.

There has to be a video of this.

You just don't hire a plane to throw flowers at your wedding and not record it for posterity. (a picture?)

She must have a hell of an arm.

I will add that to my increasingly lengthening list of why not to get married...again.

Plane. Phooey. I want a bouquet to bring down the space shuttle.

Kids?

Just... go to the fuc*ing church and say the words and get married and serve some rubber chicken and cold duck and go home.

Stop trying to turn your weddings into Busby Berkley movies or somebody's gonna get kilt and DAT ain't no way to remember a wedding.

Yaunnastan whamsay'n, heah?

ZekeMacNeil: Airbus / Scarebus continues its ritual un-prosecuted pre-meditated killing of passengers world wide. From forcing tsunami destroyed countries to buy Scarebus to get aid, to failing the A380 150% wing-loading test, Scarebus builds on its reputation for falling out of the sky. FL35, cruise and it "breaks up". Nice. Good planes.

What in blazes are you rambling on about?

Alx_xlA: ZekeMacNeil: Airbus / Scarebus continues its ritual un-prosecuted pre-meditated killing of passengers world wide. From forcing tsunami destroyed countries to buy Scarebus to get aid, to failing the A380 150% wing-loading test, Scarebus builds on its reputation for falling out of the sky. FL35, cruise and it "breaks up". Nice. Good planes.

What in blazes are you rambling on about?

It'sa copypasta.

/no Italian wedding is complete without some

It's the plane's fault for being there!