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(CBS New York) Stupid Shark washes up on Long Island shore one day after Drew prediction. Surfer: "Pretty crazy. I thought it was a great white or something." Marine Biologist: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."   (wcbstv.com) divider line 67
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CtrlAltDelete [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:13:48 PM  
"It would have been fun if it was still alive. I could have surfed aside it, maybe caught some waves, and rode its fin, grabbed on. No, but, I thought it was pretty cool that something this big could wash up here," said surfer James McGaley.

4.bp.blogspot.com
FER SURE!

 
Jmast7 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:45:56 PM  
The sea was angry that day, my friends.

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-14 11:46:18 PM  
Surfer: "Pretty crazy. I thought it was a great white or something." Marine Biologist: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Probably one of these guys.
z.about.com

 
ignite ice 2009-07-14 11:49:19 PM  
Some kind of psychic.

 
Rat [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:49:59 PM  
Temptation to poke it with a stick was probably high on the beach that day.

©

 
Nescio quid dicas [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:50:45 PM  
Where is this prediction by Drew?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:50:53 PM  
He's a shaaark...he's a shaaark...

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-14 11:50:53 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: "It would have been fun if it was still alive. I could have surfed aside it, maybe caught some waves, and rode its fin, grabbed on. No, but, I thought it was pretty cool that something this big could wash up here," said surfer James McGaley.


FER SURE!

Why did I think of Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when I read that?
Surfers are generally brilliant, insightful people.

 
pendy16 2009-07-14 11:53:07 PM  
img194.imageshack.us

 
ironrat 2009-07-14 11:54:35 PM  
I saw a few of those back in the 70's and they were impressive enough that I remembered them even though I saw them in the 70's.
/One of "those" decades.

 
sober 2009-07-14 11:55:00 PM  
rode its fin FTW

 
CornFedIowan 2009-07-14 11:55:25 PM  
Nescio quid dicas: Where is this prediction by Drew?

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDBlog=91

More than ever, it helps to have a handy guide to let you know what to look for, so this week Fark is setting the betting line on stories you will might hear this week, and dropping odds on which ones will probably shake out and which ones won't:

- Shark attack makes national news (2:1)

 
IT'S OK 2009-07-14 11:55:37 PM  
FTA: Experts will determine the exact cause of death and the shark will be buried in nearby sand dunes.


They should use explosives to get rid of the carcass. It worked well enough last time.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:56:14 PM  
Was it this guy? (new window)

 
Huskadoodle 2009-07-14 11:56:21 PM  
No teeth?? No oral dental danger then. SUCK MY DICK, YOU'RE A SHARK!!!!

 
CornFedIowan 2009-07-14 11:56:51 PM  
And for the record, yesterday I submitted one of the other items Drew gave odds for (Darwin + "Alcohol may have been a factor") but it wasn't approved.

 
Slam Dunkz 2009-07-14 11:59:14 PM  
CtrlAltDelete: 4.bp.blogspot.com
FER SURE!


OMG what is that picture from? I recognize it but I can't recall and it's going to bug me.

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:59:26 PM  
"You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

bostonlue.com

 
Enrico Pallazzo 2009-07-14 11:59:47 PM  
AbbeySomeone: CtrlAltDelete: "It would have been fun if it was still alive. I could have surfed aside it, maybe caught some waves, and rode its fin, grabbed on. No, but, I thought it was pretty cool that something this big could wash up here," said surfer James McGaley.


FER SURE!
Why did I think of Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when I read that?
Surfers are generally brilliant, insightful people.


Totally

/surfer
//didn't know there was surf on LI
///dude

 
Meisaims 2009-07-15 12:06:17 AM  
Are there three streams of blood coming from the underside of its head, or am I seeing the picture wrong? Could the blood have something to do with the mysterious cause of death, or did someone bleed it out afterward so it wouldn't wake up and start fatally gumming people?

 
unicron702 2009-07-15 12:06:34 AM  
IXI Jim IXI: He's a shaaark...he's a shaaark...

I'm an unoriginal Fark poster!
Develop pity for me!!

 
zefal 2009-07-15 12:12:02 AM  
Marine Biologist: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Conclusion: Global Warming Climate Change™ is causing Great Whites to lose their toofuses.

/It's the only rational explaination
//that keeps al gore in the green

 
rhiannon [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:13:40 AM  
CornFedIowan: Nescio quid dicas: Where is this prediction by Drew?

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDBlog=91

More than ever, it helps to have a handy guide to let you know what to look for, so this week Fark is setting the betting line on stories you will might hear this week, and dropping odds on which ones will probably shake out and which ones won't:

- Shark attack makes national news (2:1)


Ok so we have the shark part....

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:16:00 AM  
Jmast7: The sea was angry that day, my friends.

...like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli.

 
badscooter [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:17:47 AM  
img263.imageshack.us

 
bucket_chemist 2009-07-15 12:20:50 AM  
HoboSong: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Dude, that picture really ought to be added to the list of ban-worthy pics around here. That's just nasty.

 
phlegmmo 2009-07-15 12:24:26 AM  
Marine Biologist: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Maybe he'd just come from his oral sturgeon.

 
Mr. Potatoass 2009-07-15 12:25:09 AM  
bucket_chemist: HoboSong: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Dude, that picture really ought to be added to the list of ban-worthy pics around here. That's just nasty.


Grow a pair, Nancy.

 
Bgnome 2009-07-15 12:30:48 AM  
The FER SHURE picture is from a movie in the early 80's animalypics or some such. Pretty fun flick actually.
Though, I belive it may have contributed to the on going furry problem

 
MetaCarpal 2009-07-15 12:32:50 AM  
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

Basking shark is basking.

 
bucket_chemist 2009-07-15 12:33:11 AM  
Mr. Potatoass: bucket_chemist: HoboSong: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Dude, that picture really ought to be added to the list of ban-worthy pics around here. That's just nasty.

Grow a pair, Nancy.


Thank you. Your charming, witty and insightful critique of the opinion I expressed earlier has made me see the error of my ways. How incredibly narrow-minded of me to consider such an artfully composed photograph as anything less than an exemplary addition to the discussion here on Fark.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2009-07-15 12:33:27 AM  
Huskadoodle: No teeth?? No oral dental danger then. SUCK MY DICK, YOU'RE A SHARK!!!!

I was gonna say this.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 12:36:53 AM  
Does anyone else remember a cartoon about a seal....where he was avoiding all kinds of dangerous sharks?

/IIRC, a basking shark tried to eat the seal.
//WTF?

 
Hongcouver 2009-07-15 12:41:20 AM  
Candygram!

/dang you guys are slow tonight

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-15 12:51:00 AM  
bucket_chemist: Mr. Potatoass: bucket_chemist: HoboSong: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Dude, that picture really ought to be added to the list of ban-worthy pics around here. That's just nasty.

Grow a pair, Nancy.

Thank you. Your charming, witty and insightful critique of the opinion I expressed earlier has made me see the error of my ways. How incredibly narrow-minded of me to consider such an artfully composed photograph as anything less than an exemplary addition to the discussion here on Fark.


Oh snap!!

/2 chortles, a guffaw and a cackle
//greatly admire your carriage and bearing

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-15 12:51:22 AM  
I like how it's only implied that the marine biologist was talking about the shark.

\probably hates surfers
\\especially Mushu

 
lokiminio 2009-07-15 12:55:50 AM  
MetaCarpal: Basking shark is basking.

Came here to do this. Thanks for saving me the effort.

 
Huskadoodle 2009-07-15 12:58:14 AM  
Hongcouver: /dang you guys are slow tonight

What? No Teeth Shark? That's some kind of SNL Land Shark joke reference?

 
TemporarySanity 2009-07-15 01:08:08 AM  
bucket_chemist: Mr. Potatoass: bucket_chemist: HoboSong: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Dude, that picture really ought to be added to the list of ban-worthy pics around here. That's just nasty.

Grow a pair, Nancy.

Thank you. Your charming, witty and insightful critique of the opinion I expressed earlier has made me see the error of my ways. How incredibly narrow-minded of me to consider such an artfully composed photograph as anything less than an exemplary addition to the discussion here on Fark.


QQ

 
MyHereticWalrus 2009-07-15 01:16:03 AM  
thereadlines: Jmast7: The sea was angry that day, my friends.

...like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli.


Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

 
MetaCarpal 2009-07-15 01:34:52 AM  
lokiminio: MetaCarpal: Basking shark is basking.

Came here to do this. Thanks for saving me the effort.


Always glad to do my part.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 01:37:31 AM  
There are as much bad grammar and poor typos in that one article as in a whole Fark thread before the grammar Nazis get ahold of it.

/yes I know
//they're deliberate

 
untaken_name 2009-07-15 01:58:04 AM  
MyHereticWalrus: thereadlines: Jmast7: The sea was angry that day, my friends.

...like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli.

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!


No, but I once had to tell the police I was. Does that count?

 
towler 2009-07-15 01:59:53 AM  
What we have on our hands is a dead shark.

 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 02:14:15 AM  
phlegmmo: Surfer: "Pretty crazy. I thought it was a great white or something." Marine Biologist: "You can see inside there's no teeth inside his mouth."

Probably one of these guys.


HELP HELP I'M ON FIRE

 
untaken_name 2009-07-15 02:14:39 AM  
Gyrfalcon: There are were as much more bad grammar grandmother and poor typos tyros in that one article cuticle as in a whole wholly Fark thread twine before the grammar grandmother Nazis get ahold a-hole of it.

/yes I know
//they're deliberate


FTFY. Obviously English isn't your primate language. I respect you to do barter on your next contempt.

 
General Veers 2009-07-15 03:47:57 AM  
Did somebody call for a marine biologist out on Long Island?


i87.photobucket.com

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 03:50:37 AM  
unicron702: IXI Jim IXI: He's a shaaark...he's a shaaark...

I'm an unoriginal Fark poster!
Develop pity for me!!


Land Shark?

 
Links 2009-07-15 03:52:57 AM  
Huskadoodle: Hongcouver: /dang you guys are slow tonight

What? No Teeth Shark? That's some kind of SNL Land Shark joke reference?


Well, no teeth cause of the...candy.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 03:55:42 AM  
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BoronCarbon 2009-07-15 04:25:01 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Qaiwolf 2009-07-15 04:36:43 AM  
Well at least he wasn't a WHALE BIOLOGIST!

theinfosphere.org

 
Lumoclear 2009-07-15 05:03:03 AM  
ZOMG!

IT'S GUMS!

You know, Jaws older octogenarian cousin...

 
Shock_wave 2009-07-15 06:19:35 AM  
Saw one of these on a scuba dive - trust me you hear tuba music when you figure out what that funny looking rock is. Same day I learned that you can almost walk on water in full scuba gear.

 
DavyBoySmith 2009-07-15 07:58:32 AM  
Drew,

I need you to make a news prediction about me winning the powerball jackpot this week.

Please.

Yours truly, for a 50% cut
Dave Smith

 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 07:59:36 AM  
Lumoclear: You know, Jaws older octogenarian cousin...

Jaws is a shark, not an octopus!

 
teribeth 2009-07-15 08:13:56 AM  
Behold, the power of Drew!

 
realtorofthemonth [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 09:29:34 AM  
Came here for the I'm a Shaaark! Suck my d!ck, I'm a Shaaark! meme. Leaving sorely dissapointed.


/I lol'd at the attention whore pic.

 
NaturalDrunkenPungence 2009-07-15 09:33:48 AM  
why is everybody always so surprised when a shark is spotted off Long Island? There's tons of sharks out here, especially on the eastern end. Hence Frank Mundis creating the shark fishing industry in Montauk. Protip: If a place is the hometown of the guy who the captain from Jaws was based on, there's probably sharks there.

 
rogerklotz 2009-07-15 10:02:06 AM  
But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead shark in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead shark Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead shark Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead sharks ain't my farking business, that's why!

 
robertus [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 10:02:18 AM  
slantmouth.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
rogerklotz 2009-07-15 10:04:15 AM  
NaturalDrunkenPungence: Protip: If a place is the hometown of the guy who the captain from Jaws was based on, there's probably sharks there.

www.portalprelude.com

 
coordman 2009-07-15 10:51:51 AM  
NaturalDrunkenPungence: ...Protip: If a place is the hometown of the guy who the captain from Jaws was based on, there's probably sharks there.


This sentence makes my brain hurt a little.

 
booger42 2009-07-15 01:39:45 PM  
Qaiwolf: Well at least he wasn't a WHALE BIOLOGIST!

Barf Mushum, Barf like a freshman!!!

 
TypoFlyspray 2009-07-15 02:39:39 PM  
The_Sponge: Does anyone else remember a cartoon about a seal....where he was avoiding all kinds of dangerous sharks?

/IIRC, a basking shark tried to eat the seal.
//WTF?


The White Seal? A Chuck Jones cartoon out of Kipling's Junglebook? Had the Sea Cow as the ugliest thing in the ocean?

 
Whale Biologist 2009-07-15 05:29:02 PM  
Qaiwolf: Well at least he wasn't a WHALE BIOLOGIST!

Exactly.

 
NaturalDrunkenPungence 2009-07-16 01:29:37 AM  
coordman: NaturalDrunkenPungence: ...Protip: If a place is the hometown of the guy who the captain from Jaws was based on, there's probably sharks there.


This sentence makes my brain hurt a little.


read it harder. Frank Mundus, is from Long Island, he created the shark fishing industry basically. All signs point to there are sharks there.
graphics8.nytimes.com
This is an example of a shark caught off the coast of Montauk. 20 ft. Great White good enough for ya?

 
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