Holy crap.

You don't even look human. Ugh.

Holy crap!! That's going to haunt my nightmares.

I'm completely terrified

Who the f*ck is this?!

Thanks Mr. Subby, my leftover lunch was not sitting well anyway.

Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

I would rather watch a slideshow of infected rectal cysts than watch the celebs again.

i've never heard of half of these hacks.

wowo.

I hate slide shows.

I also hate it when they repeat. Barbara Eden is on there twice, 32 and 35.

I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

kill fire etc.

I don't think she looks like this anymore.

Halfmast Trousers: Who the f*ck is this?!

Mrs. Howell?

Totally confused by that horror show.

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Well, compared to the other crypt keepers in the slide show, yes.

Who the fark is Marianne?

-1 for subby never actually seeing the show that they are trying to be clever about

Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

Nikki Cox makes me a sad panda. The difference between what she used to look like and now, in only a few short years, is staggering.

It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Melt it with fire.

/Too late

I thought the point of "good" plastic surgery was to look like you didn't have it...

Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Farrah Fawcett is looking good there.
what's that?

Can we get a set of pics of "good celebrity face lifts"?

ew...why, WHY. Do they think they look good? I mean really? Do they not have mirrors? Nikki Cox isn't that old, what did she do to herself. Madonna looks good though, at least it looks like she can move her eyebrows individually.

The problem with plastic surgery is that once it goes wrong, there's no coming back. I'm glad I'm not vain or in show business, I could never do that. I earn every wrinkle and grey hair. Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

So... why are the plastic surgeons still in business? Some of them must have been C students in medical school

Why is Barbara Eden mentioned 3 times?

\like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

The facelifts aren't the horrific part (for me). It's those lip collagen injections. Holy crap. Nothing like making your lips look like they are in the early stage of a herpes sore of gigantic proportions.

Thanks for the night mares subby.

Lee Majors came out alright.

(Seriously, how can the bionic man turn down modern medical scientific augmentation?)

sleeping martyr: Why is Barbara Eden mentioned 3 times?

\like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.

These folks aren't fans of "aging gracefully", are they?

So when these people die, do they need to go to the recycle bin?

TheGreatZarquon: Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.

Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.


With me it's Harper Vally PTA.
/and Jeannie




rwwaaaahhh

That was never a debate.

/both.

It's kind of sad that women like Joan Van Ark will do that to themselves, and then to top it off, they're so ashamed of the results that they try to hide them, which makes it even worse.

Lando Lincoln: The facelifts aren't the horrific part (for me). It's those lip collagen injections. Holy crap. Nothing like making your lips look like they are in the early stage of a herpes sore of gigantic proportions.

What is up with those? Since when do bulbous, swollen lips mean sexy? It's like the Innsmouth Look is becoming the fashion in Hollywood.

Whoever did this to Nikki Cox should be shot as a danger to society.



It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

For comparison:

^{(^)}

Bad FarkIt! No biscuit!

DarkLancelot: Since when do bulbous, swollen lips mean sexy?

It is often thought that sexual 'ornaments', such as the swellings that adorn ovulating female baboons, are signalling something about fertility - but what? Long-term studies of wild baboons provide an answer. (new window)

DarkLancelot: Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

...so take a look at you now-ow....
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Question:
I have not run across ONE person in the world that thinks those big overblown lips are sexy.. naturally, if they work, yes.. but the fake ones always (i think?) look god damn awful.

Who the hell is lying to Nikki Cox telling her those look good?
Dear Hollywood,
Seriously, nobody thinks those look good. Stop it!

Nikki Cox:
American Tragedy

The Icelander: Bad FarkIt! No biscuit!

The sad thing is, she probably thinks it looks good.

Rev. Skarekroe: Nikki Cox:
American Tragedy

THIS

haha makes me feel better about being dirt poor

Why is there is no way these women could look much worse than this? Seriously, they must have looked better without.

I love when they pad out a slideshow with a dozen identical pictures.

Madonna is still hittable.