queenb4biatch: Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

Now THAT is tragedy.

if there ever was a need for the Shocked Batman pict i dont know what is..
You let me down fark..

Donatella Versace looks like a drag queen. A very bad drag queen.

I saw her once in a restaurant in NY, and I almost shait myself when she turned around and I saw her ass. jesus. And from what I could hear, she's not a very pleasant person, but maybe she was just having a bad day.

Who in the fark is Alfredo Palacios. I do not particularly follow TV, but I am sure I would have noticed something that hideous.

Minbari?

/ but from which direction?

Nimue: ow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

You sound fat.

Xerxes99: Someone get her a sammich!

You called?

Also, DarthBrooks who was that?

And Johnny Caspar Jr too freakin funny!

Anyone else think the red jacketed tango dancer dude looked a little bit like Dan Akroyd?

It's the circle of life. In another 30 years or so, all of our actors will look like f'ing retards from all the plastic wedged into and around their pieholes to look young. And then all the womens will think fugly people are hot. And then the South shall rise again.

Oh good lord. What have I done...

Somehow, they missed one:

gothelder: Minbari?

/ but from which direction?

Bajoran-Minbari hybrid, I think...

KatjaMouse: Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

That's from a Doctor Who episode where The Doctor and Rose(?) jump to the future when Earth is about to be destroyed by the Sun. She was the last surviving member of the human race, IIRC.

Tina Louise is 75 years old. Dawn Wells is 70. I'd say the Ginger vs Mary Anne debate was over a looong time ago.

Angela Bassett, born 1958. This is how you age people!

it's sad when you can say joan rivers looks like one of the more normal ppl in those pics.

Teri Hatcher is by far the most hittable of that bunch. And while Madonna isn't normally my cup of tea, that pic looked nothing like her. Maybe because she wasn't revealing her lovely English pearly whites?

KatjaMouse: Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

Doctor Who, new-style series, Season 1 with Christopher Eccelston as the Doctor, episode 2, if I recall correctly. The character pictured actually comes again in a much later episode.

If you haven't watched any of the new Doctor Who's and don't have the time to start, but do want to see some quality sci-fi, do what I told a friend to do: go download an episode called "Blink". Watch it.
Have a Good night!

Dear women of Hollywood:

DON'T TOUCH YOUR farkING LIPS!

Signed, the world.

Seriously, the ones who got things tightened up a bit don't look bad - a little stretched, maybe, but not bad. The ones with the lip-jobs all look inhuman.

DarthBrooks: I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Well, she looks _good_, but yeah - getting her nose done utterly murdered her career. She's just not Jennifer Grey anymore.

1. TTWNWONames of the docs, both the ones who did the good work and the ones who botched it bad. Names, I need names.

2. Some of these people look awful because they have had multiple procedures (like Joan Rivers or, Gawd help us, Jocelyne Wildenstein). I don't understand where they find doctors willing to work on them. Who'd want to be associated with a sunken ship? After a certain point, you can't even see what the original looked like, to get some kind of reference point on how much to change. I've got to assume these people were not interested in turning back the clock and looking like they did when they were young - they wanted to look like someone else did when that someone was young.

Some of those people make a living from looking cartoonish and are proud of their larger-than-life features - Dolly Parton, Amanda LePore (who's actually a transvestite, for anyone who may not know)

3. Most people who didn't do radical work, and who didn't overhaul their entire faces, don't look that bad. And, paradoxically, it tends to look better if you start a little younger. If you wait till the lines are deeply grooved in, the change is going to be so drastic you end up looking like a clown. But if you do a little bit of work, gradually, over a period of time, starting when the changes start (your face is starting to sag and make you look tired/angry when you don't feel that way), it looks much better.

Madonna, Sharon Stone, Faye Dunaway, Farrah don't look bad. Madonna looks like a completely different person, but she's transformed herself a few times, so part of it is the different hair and different style overall, although her features are also very different now. But the work was good and she looks okay, as long as she can get used to the new face.

Liza doesn't look bad considering she's got to be around 70 or probably more. At least nothing specific looks really botched.

All the 65+'s who are trying to look 30 look awful, and the ones whose doctors botched something specific (drooping eye, lips too puffy, etc.) look like freaks. The slideshow isn't showing the ones who had really superb plastic surgery like Michelle Pfeiffer or an old-timey actress Dina Merrill (new window), who had her face-lifts done many years ago with older technology but still looked pretty terrific. They also didn't show Glen Close or Meryl Streep, who've both had work done, but neither of whom chose to eliminate their appearances or all their expression lines, and both of whom look fantastic.

I wonder if the split goes down the coasts, with East Coast doctors working more conservatively than the surgeons in Beverly Hills, where all the women, even the older ones, simply demand 25-year old faces. I have a feeling that on the East Coast, the women are more realistic about the results they should expect.

Carrot Top is something even the Messiah will not be able to explain, when He comes to redeem the world.

Father time waits for no man, and certainly, certainly, no woman.

A word of defense for Jennifer Grey:
I'd read before that she had a bad reaction to a nose job (or maybe just a bad nose job) and it took a lot of surgery to correct it. And since I just looked it up and had my recollections confirmed by Wikipedia, it's totally true, dude.

Unique_Login: A word of defense for Jennifer Grey:
I'd read before that she had a bad reaction to a nose job (or maybe just a bad nose job) and it took a lot of surgery to correct it. And since I just looked it up and had my recollections confirmed by Wikipedia, it's totally true, dude.

Then maybe she shouldn't have had the nose job in the first place.

Rubber Biscuit: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

they're fake, and they're spectacular?

/stopped trying to search the comments to see if it is repeat.
//if it is, tiny fist and all that jazz

It only goes to show cute is usually forever and beauty fades... Fades really quickly if you use a plastic surgeon who stole Stephen King's imagination

jgeisle

Is she...is she, yours?

2 words =

Alfredo Palacios

I don't know who the fark this is, but holy crap - my day is ruined from seeing that.

LEAVE BARBARA EDEN ALONE!!1!!

My Jeannie can do whatever she wants to, garbdammit!

/would hit it so hard the Earth would be knocked out of orbit

Here's one for ya (sorta NSFW)

Link

SpeelChuck:
Some of those people make a living from looking cartoonish and are proud of their larger-than-life features - Dolly Parton, Amanda LePore (who's actually a transvestite transsexual, for anyone who may not know)

Google her... she's had the chop. "Transvestites" play dress-up... "transsexuals" are committed.

FTFY

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Not only hot, but can also glide from treetops:

Separated at birth?

Facelift + Botox = CARICATURE

Our society needs to get of the youth train. Aging is part of life. Get the fark over it, embrace who you are.

TheGreatZarquon: headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Even better luck getting THIS^ out of your head. Yes, it's NSFW, and probably not safe for your sanity either.

It's by the same guy who directed those Burger King commercials that looked like a Hee Haw ripoff^.

Kludge, your Thulsa Doom reference has won my heart. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister.

sheikmagnet: Lara Flynn Boyle looks like a fat asian kid now...

That is not Lara Flynn Boyle. I just cannot accept that. I wanted her so bad back in The Practice days.

And damn, Dawn Wells and Morgan Fairchild still look good. Same with Racquel Welch, what a gorgeous woman still.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Once you broads start sagging and wrinking up, you get to experience what it's like to be constantly rejected because you aren't perfect. You know, just like you were doing to pretty much any guy who wasn't a reject from a boy band or Captain of the football team back in high school.

Biology's revenge, biatches.

JohnCarter: Was not sure Lil Kim was in Conan - who knew

Contemplate your sins on the tree of woe..

Gridlock

That C-Top gives me the LOL's every time!

Note to self: never get a face lift. No, no, better yet: don't base your self worth on your appearance.

And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...



5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

GinnyTonic: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Not only hot, but can also glide from treetops:

Holy cow: Is that the Arm of Vecna?

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...



5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

blah blah LIBTARD durrr harglba LIBTARD har! har! har!
LIBTARD borsh ke dorf.

I wouldn't want a whore who would quit on me once I got half way up her ass.

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...



5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

There is nothing wrong with Sarah Palin that cannot be solved with a ball gag.

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...



5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

2 years? Isn't it more like 10 months?

John Buck 41: Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...



5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

2 years? Isn't it more like 10 months?

September to July.......yeah, pretty much.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think even the folks who really detest her ever thought she wasn't good looking. Hell, I think even Olbermann called her attractive or something.

Also, Diane Lane is an excellent example of aging very well.

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: /what do you call someone who graduates last in their class from medical school?
//Doctor.

What do you call someone who graduates last in the class from law school?
Your Honor.

mad_prophet_tx: SwingAwayMarell: SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t.

She died in 1995.

Nothing gets by you does it?