I know I'm late to the party but..

TommyymmoT: IGGY POP RELEASES TOUR DATES

you owe me one keyboard

vicejay: Did someone ask for some eyebleach?

More like eyeBULGE...
/boioioioiong!

"And I ran out into the street...I was screaming 'Zelda's DEAD!!,
ZELDA'S DEAD!!' And the neighbors they came out and saw me and
thought I was crying.

...but you know, I think I was laughing."



/yeah its mean
//no I won't look that good when I'm 80

Haplo127x: Your_Huckleberry: ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
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I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

As I keep saying, a good support bra worn throughout life will stop that stuff from happening. Do you perverts here want to hear that? No, you want your women to have 44GG's and let them swing free. You can't have a balcony without support and expect it to stay upright.

Uh...I don't have a problem with sports bras. Especially if they prevent stuff like that.

Still, 31 is pretty young to look like that.

DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year

Yes, Mary Ann's boobies were that "big", i.e., natural. Her contemporary b-size is consistent with her contemporary size overall. I mean, she was slightly slender in the Gilligan's Island days (slender in a curvy way, not a bag-o'-antlers way), but she is heavier now, so her breasts are fuller.

More eyebleach for those of you who endured scrolling down through this entire thread:






All natural, all real, COMPLETELY sexy.

exick: Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

Nikki Cox makes me a sad panda. The difference between what she used to look like and now, in only a few short years, is staggering.

I came here to say that about Nikki Cox also. WHY OH WHY? Caught Barbara Eden in an old "I Dream of Jeannie" the other night. She was absolutely hot then. Same with Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke years especially.

One question:


When did Dawn Welles develop huge boobs? I sure don't remember seeing them on Gilligan's Island.

The right way to age:


The guy's about 66, for Pete's sake! Either he has a heckuva surgeon or he carries the Dick Clark gene.

SomeTexan: Yes, Mary Ann's boobies were that "big", i.e., natural. Her contemporary b-size is consistent with her contemporary size overall. I mean, she was slightly slender in the Gilligan's Island days (slender in a curvy way, not a bag-o'-antlers way), but she is heavier now, so her breasts are fuller.

Those (the current models, that is) are most emphatically not B cups.

Not b-cups, b-size. I meant breast size.

/sigh

SomeTexan: Not b-cups, b-size. I meant breast size.

/sigh

Ah, okay.

rewind2846

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year

This...this is why I slather myself in sunblock.

/protect teh skin
//fark tanning!

rewind2846: DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year



You know, I think it does have alot to do with genetics. I'm white but my father is black. I look younger than my 40 years compared to my friends.

That being said, even with light skin I can spend 30 min in the sun and look like I've been to Hawaii for a month. The down side is wicked hyperpigmentation and scaring so any plastic surgery is out.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

I'm surprised that you were able to type that all out with your fat fingers. Did you have to stop halfway for a snickers bar?

approves

While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Back to face lifts, I didn't understand about Madonna. She has had work done? I don't think so.

And she is *not* hot.

/ Seen her legs below the knee?
// Granny legs
/// shudders

SomeTexan: While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Nah, she was a B then. Maybe a C. Definitely a D now.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Ummmm...Yeah! They made their money because of their looks. If they had not been beautiful in their youth, they would have been just like the rest of us. They are the ones that are trying to hold onto their youth. Most on here have said they looked better without the plastic surgery, so how are we encouraging this behavior?

Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.


I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

Not to state the obvious...twice....but Virginia Madson wasn't the subject of that photo, Cher was. And Virginia Madson is super hot. See? Twice.

Condescending for no reason much?

I did a cntl+f for "madsen" to check for any mention of that before I posted and found none. So why did TMZ include her in a pic with Cher? And slap her name on the caption below? .

/at least we still agree that Madsen's hot
//need to rent "Electric Dreams" again, rrrow!

Huh? Oh,no, I wasn't tring to be, sorry.

I meant obvious because it didn't look like Madson had any work done and was really hot. But I wasn't trying to be rude or anything.

I find it hard to believe they couldn't find a pic of Cher by herself

I don't know, but they should have.


All is forgiven *hugs*!

/I should be kept away from teh internets when druhk, I get overly sensitive

That is a CRUEL website.

A bunch of pictures that will make you reach for the eye bleach, but the nearest tempting link -- a Shawn Johnson slide show -- would get you a visit from Chris Hansen,

The only safe thing to do is not click on the link nor the FARK forum.

Lara Flynn Boyle looks like a fat asian kid now...

atlfarkette: Madonna is pretty and should not have messed with her face.

Uncle Tractor: <i>Real teeth aren't chalk white. Yechh..</i>
---
know how i can tell you're British?

(j/k)

// Frankenstein School of Beauty.

Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

why was renee zellwegger not on that list?

/she screwed up her eyes after jerry maguire and now i can't stand to look at her

KatjaMouse:
What is that from?
Doctor Who
2nd episode with Eccleston, IIRC.

Who is this lady and whats wrong with her hands? Did she have a stroke?

"They found me in the wreckage, a lump of flesh. They rebuilt me.
Everything works. But they had never seen a human.
They had no guide for putting me back together."

John Buck 41: SomeTexan: While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Nah, she was a B then. Maybe a C. Definitely a D now.

I agree completely. Those are much fuller, but still - they look natural.

Am I the only one who tips the screen to see the areola shadowing in the pic? Is there something serious going on there?

"What the fark was that?"
"Your sister has turned into a zombie!"

eddie van heinous: Oh, and, I seriously doubt Carrot Top has a facelift. A half dozen other procedures, sure. Probably not a facelift.



// Pulling this out since I was compelled to make it on the last FARK corset thread.
// Pissed a lot of folks off there too.
// Still gives me so much glee everytime I see it.

kokomo61: As far as Mary Ann and Ginger.....Dawn Wells (she was my favorite)...is the same age as Granny (Irene Ryan) was when she DIED. Tina Louise is 3 years older.....so if you like them know, think about how Granny would look with a face lift.

I thought Irene Ryan was one of those people who looked much older than they really were. One of those actors who looked old 30 years ago and you wonder how they can still be alive.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

I think you missed the Betty White comments.

KatjaMouse: What is that from?

Dr. Who, new version. I was gonna post that myself actually.

wow... just wow...

Gah. Eyebleach from the 'less is more' file:

Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

I was guessing 45. Must be some bad sun damage there, or bad genetics, or a drug habit.

Sharon Stone looks good, though, and she's over 50. Both Sharon Stone and Madonna are serious yoga and health food fanatics. It's not plastic surgery that's keeping them in good shape.

Ellen Barkin has no reason being on that list. It's obviously supposed to be a list of bad face lifts.

Ellen Barkin is hot for her age, facelift or not.

I don't know if anyone pointed this out yet...but...

Nikki Cox married Jay Mohr.

He took her name.

Jay Cox Mohr.

Nuff said

Example of actress who has grown old gracefully, and still looks good

(Hotlinked)

I'm 40, had a hard life of ciggies, booze, drugs, late nights and working in the sun all day and still get mistaken for 30. Wouldn't care if I looked 50, it's been a blast

/growing old diasgracefully
//good genes FTW

Some people have better surgeons.

/That pretty much covers how I felt about every single picture

exick: Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

This:


And this?





How old are you, in your 60s?
Cause if not, that's gross man.
I absolutely WOULD NOT, and that is no lie.