Now that it has been thoroughly beat into the ground but the first thing I thought of when I seen Tina Louise was Eddie from the cover of the Killers album. UP THE IRONS

10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

DiscoSuperfly: Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

Eddy looks spry and fit in comparison.

bigredmoose: 10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

Awww, that's cute. Are we sure any of the 18 year olds here on Fark are going to recognize BASIC? Now I feel old again...plastic surgery, here I come!

Madonnas face transplant disaster

Haplo127x: bigredmoose: 10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

Awww, that's cute. Are we sure any of the 18 year olds here on Fark are going to recognize BASIC? Now I feel old again...plastic surgery, here I come!

Heh. I remember my BASIC days. Had PASCAL at the same time...

SAN:=99;
While SAN>1 do
begin
Followgorgorlink;
Vieweyebleachimage;
Screamassouldessicates;
SAN:=SAN-1;
end;

Apologies for the Call of Cthulhu reference, it seemed so... appropriate to this thread.

Won't somebody think of the children?!

Haplo127x: Am I a bad person if I feel kid of gleeful about Nikki Cox's new face? My husband confided to me once that she was his 'dream girl' when he was younger but I just showed him her new picture and he shuddered. She's 5 years younger than me and looks 10 years older. That just completely reinforced my decision to avoid heavy cosmetics and plastic surgery. Thanks Fark!

My husband shrieked "She used to be HOT!" when he saw that pic.

/he blames Jay Mohr

This


made me think of this

People who are elderly - not hurr hurr you're 40 so you're like really old - but people who are actually elderly - north of 65 - should not try to look 20.

Ever. Don't do it. It doesn't work. Stop trying.

Age gracefully, fer chrissake.

Faye Dunaway looks like Mickey Rourke and vice versa.

AAAAAAJOANVANARKAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Conspicuously absent:



/also can't stand Jerry Lawler's new eyes

Zombie Hitler: .

That's decades of wearing a comfortable bra right there.

i'm in my 0's and lok hot enough with out surgery, but keerice TT
My balls have seen more gravity than her tits.
Don't they make ball bras?

Behold the hotness that Nikki Cox was.

BEHOLD! (new window)

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Only thing worse than a fatty is a self-righteous, easily offended fatty.

Go eat several pies.

JonnyBGoode: Yea, debate definitely over.

No way MaryAnne's boobs were that big back in the day.

nemoxnine: Madonna was obviously the pick of the bunch, but I think this would look quite cute given a better picture

Like this ? Whut the 'ell ?

Aisling McStabby:
Exactly. I pray i can hold it together that well by the time i'm her age.

you sound
canukistani.

mmm... pancake: Won't somebody think of the children?!

DarkLancelot: The problem with plastic surgery is that once it goes wrong, there's no coming back. I'm glad I'm not vain or in show business, I could never do that. I earn every wrinkle and grey hair. Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

You sir, have won the internet(s). In its entirety.

Av8rLuvr: I don't know how this didn't make the list.

He just had his eyes circumcised.

And Jocelyne Wildenstein looks like she got set on fire and put out with a wet bike chain.

John Buck 41: JonnyBGoode: Yea, debate definitely over.

No way MaryAnne's boobs were that big back in the day.


Put it where?



/the debate, to rest.

Therion:(Farrah pic) I don't think she looks like this anymore.

I wish they had edited their list. I'm sure there are plenty of other faded stars out there who've had a nip and a tuck.

Now don't I feel like a total ass? All Maiden/Eddie references took place in a matter of minutes and I was late to the party.

God...not Nikki Cox.

I never understood why she wasn't a bigger star. Killer bod with that girl next door face. And a fairly good actress even on a train wreck of a sit-com like Unhappily Ever After (new window)

per wiki she's married to that farker Jay Mohr. 10'll get you 20 that worth bastard talked her into it.

The prettiest one on there is Bret Michaels.

ajl_mo: God...not Nikki Cox.

I never understood why she wasn't a bigger star. Killer bod with that girl next door face. And a fairly good actress even on a train wreck of a sit-com like Unhappily Ever After (new window)

per wiki she's married to that farker Jay Mohr. 10'll get you 20 that worth bastard talked her into it.

Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).

Were they all there as part of a casting call to replace this guy?

I blame teh ghey males for the plastic surgery horror show. They have bent the media idea of beauty to their own ends, to the point where fake youth is to be preferred to real oldness. Gotta keep the faaabulous going at all costs. Thinner, smoother, phonier is the way to go.

/still convinced Kathy Griffin had her face jobbed to score points with her ghey audience.

Not bad for a 75 year old.

Shame she just turned 23.

DiscoSuperfly: Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

Wow, just wow, but I think Eddy would be scared.

Seriously, what is it about a facelift that makes a person eye's freakishly small??

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

They're the ones trying to maintain the sexual attractiveness of a 20 year old long past the point where biology is going to let that happen. People are judging the success of their efforts.

Dawn Wells appears to be aging naturally and nicely. It would be rude in the extreme to start judging her by the same criteria.

generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

Tina Louise (Ginger) is 75+

She looks better than
Joan Van Arc 66
Jacki Stallone 88
Liza Minelli (close) 63
Jocelyne Wildenstein 69

Was not sure Lil Kim was in Conan - who knew

Good lord.

Almost every single one of them looks like either a burn victim or a Downs-Syndrome afflicted Batman villain.

And people do this to themselves on PURPOSE!?!?!?

It's the dermatological equivalent of a comb-over.

Blech!

well I feel sane now...

Did someone ask for some eyebleach?

I just had dinner. Ugh.

I'm betting these idiots never look in the mirror. They have stylists and crap. Ugh.

Av8rLuvr: I don't know how this didn't make the list.

Yeah, I dunno. Burt would've been just fine had he left his face alone. He was kinda cute back in the day, but now he just looks... alien. Scary. Plasticky. Pick a descriptive. Yikes.

Give me one hawt Tom Selleck ca. 2009, au naturel:



April, 2009, in fact. Without makeup, in sunlight. Hubba hubba.

//have someone do an age progression on Burt's original face
///bet he'd still be acceptable
//hotter than the sun

More eyebleach!

And, one more.. This should get me a few months shaved off purgatory..

I've seen Joan Rivers in person and photos can not do justice to the train wreck that is her face. Melanie Griffith is also missing from the list. I've also seen her in person and it's sad that see did that work to her face.

/too lazy to post a photo of Melanie

raptusregaliter: I just had dinner. Ugh.

I'm betting these idiots never look in the mirror.

Maybe their mirrors are really flatscreen monitors with motion detection infrared that shows them what they looked like X number of years ago. (Hey, they're rich enough.)

Must be a biatch keeping them away from shop windows and other naturally reflective surfaces.

vicejay: More eyebleach!

Thank you

ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

And yet all I keep hearing is how the people in Hollywood are just so beautiful...

Your_Huckleberry: ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

As I keep saying, a good support bra worn throughout life will stop that stuff from happening. Do you perverts here want to hear that? No, you want your women to have 44GG's and let them swing free. You can't have a balcony without support and expect it to stay upright.

octopied: Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

I've had my nose done. I thoroughly researched my surgeon before getting it done. You can't tell I've had my nose worked on, really good result. Would I do it all over again? I'm really not sure. A large part of my decision to get this done was other people's comments. In school kids used to call me a witch. I even had total strangers make negative comments about my nose before having it done. Final straw? When I came into some money and my own mother said "now you can get your nose done"! I had never even made a comment to her about my nose before. When I looked in the mirror my nose never really bothered me but other people's remnders about how big my nose was did. Now I can blend in if I want to or be noticed for my fashion sense.

/really not bitter
//my boyfriend was with me before the nose job and never said anything about my nose to me, when I told him I was thinking about getting it done he said he'd support me either way. He's a keeper.
///Would NEVER get any other ps.

dee231: octopied: Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

I've had my nose done. I thoroughly researched my surgeon before getting it done. You can't tell I've had my nose worked on, really good result. Would I do it all over again? I'm really not sure. A large part of my decision to get this done was other people's comments. In school kids used to call me a witch. I even had total strangers make negative comments about my nose before having it done. Final straw? When I came into some money and my own mother said "now you can get your nose done"! I had never even made a comment to her about my nose before. When I looked in the mirror my nose never really bothered me but other people's remnders about how big my nose was did. Now I can blend in if I want to or be noticed for my fashion sense.

/really not bitter
//my boyfriend was with me before the nose job and never said anything about my nose to me, when I told him I was thinking about getting it done he said he'd support me either way. He's a keeper.
///Would NEVER get any other ps.

Pics or it didn't septum.