Another vote for Bailey.

I couldn't find any recent pics of Jan Smithers - she quit acting in 1987 - but I did find a report that in 2007 she was driving - naked - on a deserted road in Canada when her car broke down; she got out to wave down help and a stunned truck driver accidentally hit her (she survived).

Bailey likes to drive naked. Mary Ann likes to get high. Seriously, in the Jennifer-Bailey, Ginger-Mary Ann debates, is there any doubt who would be more fun in the long run?

prickle27: I should make it clear I don't think she looks bad but old. Would it kill her to wear a little make up. She looks like the old lesbians that sell pottery at farmers' markets.

Well, one of the nice things about getting older is that you can tell young whippersnappers to go to hell. ; )

Nocens: T.rex: how DARE they imply my boy Carrot-Top has had work done. People, they just hate for no reason.


He seems to be going for a unique twist. Woman's head on a male steroid body.


Which does he dye, the eyebrows or the hair on top? Inquiring minds want to know.

/looks weird dude, make them closer to the same.

I couldn't tell Jackie Stallone from CarrotTop if I met them.

We see her quite often on fark, but I don't think I've ever seen this posted.

Whenever I see Jocelyne Wildenstein I think of



/hot like all the fire needed to kill it all

If you stretch your face so much that you no longer have pores you have gone too farking far.

Good god people. The surgeons that continue to do the work should be in jail.

DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Thank you, one of my favorites.

I guess you can look old and normal or old and grotesque.

vertiaset: Are plastic surgeons some how immune to malpractice lawsuits?

They are if their victims can't open their mouths wide enough in court to speak.

Looks like a burn victim to me


/hotter than the flames that caused this
//going to hell, I know

muck4doo: Rubb

Wish I could.

prickle27: This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

I think she looks adorable! Not sexy, but like a nice next door lady you would chat with across the laundry line.

But I bet her stories would turn yer hair grey, too...

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

This. Is. Some. Scary. Shiat.
Damn. Just damn. The worst of the bunch was Nikki Cox... I mean she just turned 31 this year and already she looks like farking Skeletor with all that gaddamn surgery... give her another 20 years and she'll look like someone made her out of hemp.
/eugh

farkingatwork: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

What setting do you use to iron those babies?

Sophia Loren at 75

Either 1. Italy has very good surgeons or
2. She still looks good.
I'm with 2

did lara flynn boyle have her face...ironed? seriously, it looks like she would have no profile. just a sheet with eyes.

vertiaset: Who is God's name convinced women that huge, swollen, misshapen lips look good? Is it the Angelina Jolie effect? Its freaking horrible.

It is the Trout Effect.

It's TMZ

These are undoubtedly the LEAST flattering pics of these folks they could find. On purpose.

Some stars do not age well. This thread is proof of that.

atlfarkette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

WHAT THE fark IS THAT??

I moved from a rather impoverished rezs when I was in grade school, to an up and coming 90210 neighborhood, and now that I'm in my 50s, I find the girls that I knew as a kid, now, the really smart ones, not the really rich ones, are really attractive.
I can tell the smart ones, because they have laugh lines, and silver hair, and well toned muscles.
The dumb ones, they have scalp damage from too much processing, and been tucked, farked, and sucked and pumped and plumped, and basically, have had more prep work than a poisoned fish needs to be eaten.
So, yeah, Mary Ann.
I still would love to spend an evening dancing with Mary Ann.
/and more.
//What can I say?
///horses like her.

It's my own damn fault, really, for clicking through all of those. And it's not even the noble part of me that was played, but rather, the basest. My need for schadenfreude kept urging me to click through.

while (pics.remaining){
anticipate(schadenfreude);
click('next');
recoil('horror').die_a_little_inside(self).write(hMemPermanent, pics.current);
}
// user is a tool

Helen Mirren, man. God damn.

Age of Consent was just...

22 (nsfw new window)

I dunno, Sixty something. (nsfw new window)

That's outstanding.

Why can't people just age gracefully?

I never thought I'ld live to see the day anything could make Joan Rivers look sane, yet today subby served a plateful.

Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

That's for sure. Wowza.

Ru'afo thinks this is pretty hot

TrixieDelite: vertiaset: Are plastic surgeons some how immune to malpractice lawsuits?

They are if their victims can't open their mouths wide enough in court to speak.


?

TrixieDelite: farkingatwork: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

What setting do you use to iron those babies?

What? Madonna has more wrinkles than an adult brain. I guess I'm lucky in some way by not having a mega wrinkly scrote?

DarthBrooks: I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Yeah, but...She had her nose done, like 15 years and looked GREAT but did NOT look like J. Grey.

This one? Could just be the aging process since the rhinoplasty.

magical_mystery_meat
I don't know if Dawn saw this yet, But you betyour ass I'm going to send it to her.
Looking Like a young Irene Ryan in that.
/a HOT Irene Ryan.

prickle27: Slick

theorellior: prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

Completely agree. Grace slick was hot when she was young and now she looks her age - and pretty damn good for her age considering the crap she ingested during her life.

headfreckle: Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Lepore is not a woman. He is a dude. Cutting one's dick off does not 'make it so' when it comes to gender.

/obvious

Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

My God, Nikki Cox... what a damn shame.

Who the hell told her to get that crap done to her face!?

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Yes, Madonna is still hot. Sure she's old and wrinkly now but still hot enough for me.

Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.


I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

prickle27: Uncle Tractor
i560.photobucket.com
Holy shiat! That looks like the monster from the end of Quarantine!

Z_algo

HE COMES

skinink: But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

100% agree. I'd hit it in a heartbeat.

You know, I think as we get older our faces become more expressive.

Sure it might be caused by a few more wrinkles and such but its expressive...you can see an old person smile just by the eyes :) or a quick flick of a smile....

but when you get this much surgery there is nothing left :(

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

I agree.

She started messing with her face when she was young. I bet she is going to look really freaking weird when she gets older.

Zombie Hitler: Helen Mirren, man. God damn.

Age of Consent was just...

22 (nsfw new window)

I dunno, Sixty something. (nsfw new window)

That's outstanding.

I'll be damned. That's pretty farkin decent.

vudukungfu: Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

That's
what
makes
it
so
outstanding.

What's with the massive lips? Some of those chicks look like Homer Simpson