WOW! That's just horrible.

What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look. I have always thought that it's better to grow old gracefully without surgery. These whack jobs would seem to prove that.

And even though there are a few hotties and a few who got good results ( Liza Manelli and Joan Rivers don't look bad at all for their age ) that almost makes it worse because it gives these people their perverse hope.

theorellior: prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

I should make it clear I don't think she looks bad but old. Would it kill her to wear a little make up. She looks like the old lesbians that sell pottery at farmers' markets.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

prickle27: Would it kill her to wear a little make up.

Given her roll in the history of rock? She'll damn well do as she pleases.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

this

HOLYJESUSMARYJOSEPHFARK!

/runs screaming from thread....

Re: You sound fat

I love hot chicks as much as the next farker but I just wanted to point out the logical inconsistency. You can't expect to have it both ways. But yes I know "Welcome to Fark" and all that.

I'd still do the chicks.

Their vaginas still work. . .right?

Johnny Caspar Jr.: Moar!

Ha! They look like stuff I created in Spore.

Apparently this guy:



was a famous tango dancer who used to look like THIS:



Aiee carumba!

Have never seen so much low self esteem!!!

I had no idea they were posting autopsy photos.....


If he looks this way now.... imagine what he used to look like....

Um... I was promised a slideshow of stars who've had face lifts.

What I got was a rogues' gallery of Dick Tracy villains!

Not enough fire in the sun to kill it all!

SwingAwayMarell: SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t.

She died in 1995.

skinink: To be fair to Nikki Cox, she did hook up with Bobcat Goldwaith which might have farked her up in the head and given her a complex.

If Nikki Cox hooked up with Bobcat with these lips:



and came out with these:



then I'd say she made Bobcat a happy, happy man.

Hongcouver There never was a debate. Dawn Wells (Marianne) was and still is hotter than Tina Louise (Ginger). Beyond the looks Marianne even had her own fishing show and smokes weed. I'd go fishing on weed with her anytime over the fright mask that is Ginger now.

But wasn't Louise known for being a whore that would bang just about anyone? Come on, that's gotta count for something.

GalleyWench: The first time I saw the weird shiat Priscilla Presley and Nikki Cox were inflicting upon themselves it made me sad, for realz. The problem is not the media or internet studs, the problem is their own. Maybe they just need some frkking glasses maybe they just need someone that cares enough to tell them the truth.

ftfm

queenb4biatch: Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

AFLAC!

OMG

These all look like homework from someone who flunked a course in Photoshop Liquify.

Rubber Biscuit: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

Please tell me that's a photoshop!

TommyymmoT: IGGY POP RELEASES TOUR DATES

Damn! I knew someone would beat me to that one.

/Always had a thing for Mary Anne

Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

Corn infested shiat looks better than those mugs.

prickle27: If Ellen Barkin continues to get her face stretched she's going to end up looking like a Hammerhead Shark.

Can someone point me to the red carpet?

Ya got me LOLLIN'

/And Mary JaneAnn still wins hands down.

Dear Carrot Top:

Pecs are not boobs, and never will be. Give up. Also, let's lose the eyeliner, mmmm-kay?

Thanks,
Civilization

huntercr: What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look. I have always thought that it's better to grow old gracefully without surgery. These whack jobs would seem to prove that.

And even though there are a few hotties and a few who got good results ( Liza Manelli and Joan Rivers don't look bad at all for their age ) that almost makes it worse because it gives these people their perverse hope.


I would imagine plastic is a lot like tattoo'ing.

Go to a hack, you get hacked. Go to a decent doctor and take his suggestions you'll probably do well.

Dictate you want to look like Julia Roberts and he has to make it happen, you end up with Nikki Cox.

skinink:
But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

A three way with Helen Mirren and Carol Cleveland, both in their 60's, and most of us farkers would die happy.

Got to get "O Lucky Man" on DVD soon.

/what do you call someone who graduates last in their class from medical school?
//Doctor.

Beertender: What's really weird is that Mickey Rourke actually looks pretty good, at least comparatively.

He had his face broken in a few boxing matches. How he looks now is what they were able to do with what was left.

What is the excuse for the rest of them?

/shudder

skinink:
But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

yup.

Someone get her a sammich!

I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

huntercr: What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look.

Seriously. I've had sex with women who were both older and hotter than the ones shown here, and who had no plastic surgery whatsoever. I'm not exactly a super hotty myself. If I can get better cougar play than what Hollywood has on offer, and Hollywood produces shiat for talent, then that means that somewhere out there a person can actually find hot older women with acting talent.

Where the Hell are they? Why aren't they in indie films burning down the house? In short, WTF, hot cougars of America? Your fortune awaits.

theorellior: Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

According to IMDB: June 2, 1978.

So she just turned 31.

Catherine Deneuve still looks damn good at 66.

Tina Turner's still hawt too, at 70.

Oznog: The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

Came for the Lady Cassandra reference, leaving satisfied.

prickle27: This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Yeah, but at least she looks human.

i came

Not too shabby for 57.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

WTF, it looks like they're using leftover Mr Potatohead lips in some of those. That one chick was supposed to be done to "look like a cat". Yeah, a cat that was run over then freeze dried.

It's going to take months of eye bleech to get those images out of my mind.

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

"Other Mother" from Coraline. Towards the end of the movie, I mean.

Preston Preston: +



=

I definitely laughed my ass off to this one

Your_Huckleberry: theorellior: Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

According to IMDB: June 2, 1978.

So she just turned 31.

WTF? She's only a month older than me?

Eh, my hatred of the sun and love of sleep has paid off well. I only look 22 or 23.

Compare:


to


and

Nods Approvingly at Catwoman

Hotter than Mrs. Garrison

It would seem that Alfredo Palacios' plot to make his mouth look like an anus is progressing admirably. What some people won't do for thier boyfriends!