I didn't know George Romero was casting his next zombie flick.

Marilyn Mason sure got fat.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

TheGreatZarquon: Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Lepore lives around the corner from me. I see s/him on a very regular basis. With toned down makeup, and very rarely without any at all. That is an image that will never leave your brain. The heavy makeup does wonders to improve the disaster it is.

/You should see the rotating cadre of 20-something himbos Lepore uses instead of a walker to get around the neighborhood. You almost feel sorry for them. But they chose that temporary life...

WTF is with celebrity women who ruin perfectly good looks? Nikki Cox was definitely hittable before her lips got puffed and face got stretched. She wasn't in the slideshow, but the same thing happened to Annette Benning. Made me facepalm when I saw it.

Cher better watch out, she's looking like Lurch these days.

This was TEN years ago! WTF!

Halfmast Trousers: Who What the f*ck is this?!

There, see? All better.

Whamdangler

Holy crap.



over in one.

*barf*

Marcia Cross is the one that kills me. I thought she was fan-farking-tastic.

headfreckle: This scares the holy bejeezus out of me.

Is that the face transplant woman??
Please tell me that's the face transplant woman.

Ginger wouldn't look too bad if she put on a few pounds and added some body to her hair.

She's really a victim of the whole "If you're not a size 0 you're fat" syndrome that's infected Hollywood. Part of what made Ginger so sensual was her curves.

Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

Man, Lil' Kim looks exactly like a farking RealDoll.

/maybe that's what she was going for

Does anyone else think that Mickey Rourke looks a lot like David Spade?

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

Or Catwoman vs. Batgirl
(by the way...I vote for Bailey)

markie_farkie: I would rather watch a slideshow of infected rectal cysts than watch the celebs again.

While I appreciate your sentiment, I honestly think I'd have to go with the celebs if given a choice.

OscarTamerz: Sharon Stone got the best result:

She looks like an airbrushed Hillary Clinton.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Um, how bout no. This is fark, not a Betty Friedan forum.

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

Those earrings are really, REALLY heavy.

basemetal: So when these people die, do they need to go to the recycle bin?

Naw, the transfer station only takes #1 and #2. I'm pretty sure most of these are #7.

I'll be in my bunk...
stabbing myself in the eyes repeatedly and weeping but nothing can make unseen what has been seen

This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

halo_of_flies: AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

Or Catwoman vs. Batgirl
(by the way...I vote for Bailey)

I second the Bailey.

Here's some eyebleach guys:

/hot like a young Ginger

damn... I didn't even realize that was the Nikki Cox until I came into the thread. I always wondered what happened to her.

Lil kim. yikes! Before I would have smashed that like biggie at a buffet table. Now though?...

Knara: //srsly
///why would you *want* to look old?

Because it looks a hell of a lot better than those freaks on the slideshow.

FAP?
fapfapfapfap

Cup_O_Jo: I am pretty sure at this point Carrot Top is living as a woman.

I was surprised at how girly Carrot Top's picture was.

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

I can hear Vincent Price's monologue in "Thriller" seeping out of her its curdled lips.

I found the culprit.

I've always said that the best work is the subtle kind where you can't tell they've had anything done. The only time I advocate for major reworking is after massive weight loss or physical deformity.

/had plastic surgery
//lost a shiat load of weight

*Joan Van Ark image*

GAAH!

Oh, and, I seriously doubt Carrot Top has a facelift. A half dozen other procedures, sure. Probably not a facelift.

Pretty much farked up when Amanda Lepore is hotter than most of those women

prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

The Icelander: Whoever did this to Nikki Cox should be shot as a danger to society.



It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

I was totally unaware that she had a face at all....

Ok, here's my theory: Plastic surgery works. Most of your famous hollywood types have had work done and we really don't know because it looks natural. So they have that in their mind - this shiat works and it makes me look younger. But the surgeons can only do so much and at some point age finally takes its toll and he can't make them look 25 anymore but by this point their vanity completely rules them and they just keep doing more and more no matter what.

Jackie Stallone and Mickey Rourke looks like twins

Heidi Fleiss...that's the after???



meth is a hell of a drug...

The first time I saw the weird shiat Priscilla Presley and Nikki Cox were inflicting upon themselves it made me sad, for realz. The problem is not the media or internet studs, the problem is their own. Maybe they just need some frkking glasses?

To be fair to Nikki Cox, she did hook up with Bobcat Goldwaith which might have farked her up in the head and given her a complex.

When did Sherilyn Fenn become Dianne Weist?

wingnutx: Lil Kim really farked up. She used to be hot black.

FTFY

/Seriously, she's becoming a female variation of MJ. A born-female version, that is

Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

Keep in mind a few things about Nikki Cox:

1.She's currently married to Jay Mohr
2.She was married to Bobcat Gothwait

Those two events have to take a toll on you....


But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

There's a picture of her at her wedding to Mohr, like two or three years ago and she was still hot. There's another pic of the two of them at an NBA game and they both look like like crap. Amazing and sad at the same time.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

You sound old.

/and fat

Moar!

Bailey, by a considerable margin.


AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.