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Whamdangler

2009-07-14 03:39:48 PM

Holy crap.

Adjective Bird Whiskey

2009-07-14 03:41:06 PM

You don't even look human. Ugh.

jchic

2009-07-14 03:42:32 PM

Holy crap!! That's going to haunt my nightmares.

I Said

2009-07-14 03:43:52 PM

I'm completely terrified

Halfmast Trousers

2009-07-14 03:46:34 PM

Who the f*ck is this?!

www.blogsmithmedia.com

AlwaysRightBoy

2009-07-14 03:46:43 PM

Thanks Mr. Subby, my leftover lunch was not sitting well anyway.

Adjective Bird Whiskey

2009-07-14 03:48:08 PM

Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

markie_farkie

2009-07-14 03:48:43 PM

I would rather watch a slideshow of infected rectal cysts than watch the celebs again.

IncubatorJones

2009-07-14 03:48:56 PM

i've never heard of half of these hacks.

Spader

2009-07-14 03:50:42 PM

wowo.

cannotsuggestaname

2009-07-14 03:50:47 PM

I hate slide shows.

I also hate it when they repeat. Barbara Eden is on there twice, 32 and 35.

ne2d

2009-07-14 03:51:09 PM

I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Therion

2009-07-14 03:52:51 PM

kill fire etc.

Therion

2009-07-14 03:54:42 PM

I don't think she looks like this anymore.

lunchinlewis

2009-07-14 03:55:44 PM

Halfmast Trousers: Who the f*ck is this?!

Mrs. Howell?

Totally confused by that horror show.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2009-07-14 03:57:13 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Well, compared to the other crypt keepers in the slide show, yes.

calbert

2009-07-14 03:57:17 PM

Who the fark is Marianne?

-1 for subby never actually seeing the show that they are trying to be clever about

exick

2009-07-14 03:58:14 PM

Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

Nikki Cox makes me a sad panda. The difference between what she used to look like and now, in only a few short years, is staggering.

headfreckle

2009-07-14 04:01:23 PM

It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

TheGreatZarquon

2009-07-14 04:03:36 PM

headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

vygramul

2009-07-14 04:03:42 PM

Melt it with fire.

/Too late

fatimcgee

2009-07-14 04:04:21 PM

I thought the point of "good" plastic surgery was to look like you didn't have it...

headfreckle

2009-07-14 04:09:38 PM

Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Dr.Knockboots

2009-07-14 04:15:31 PM

Farrah Fawcett is looking good there.
what's that?

Can we get a set of pics of "good celebrity face lifts"?

oi_piss_me_off

2009-07-14 04:15:38 PM

ew...why, WHY. Do they think they look good? I mean really? Do they not have mirrors? Nikki Cox isn't that old, what did she do to herself. Madonna looks good though, at least it looks like she can move her eyebrows individually.

DarkLancelot

2009-07-14 04:17:35 PM

The problem with plastic surgery is that once it goes wrong, there's no coming back. I'm glad I'm not vain or in show business, I could never do that. I earn every wrinkle and grey hair. Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

munchkinette

2009-07-14 04:26:54 PM

So... why are the plastic surgeons still in business? Some of them must have been C students in medical school

sleeping martyr

2009-07-14 04:29:56 PM

Why is Barbara Eden mentioned 3 times?

\like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

Lando Lincoln

2009-07-14 04:39:42 PM

The facelifts aren't the horrific part (for me). It's those lip collagen injections. Holy crap. Nothing like making your lips look like they are in the early stage of a herpes sore of gigantic proportions.

teto85

2009-07-14 04:44:05 PM

Thanks for the night mares subby.

Because People in power are Stupid

2009-07-14 04:44:32 PM

Lee Majors came out alright.

(Seriously, how can the bionic man turn down modern medical scientific augmentation?)

TheGreatZarquon

2009-07-14 04:47:31 PM

sleeping martyr: Why is Barbara Eden mentioned 3 times?

\like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.

fernandez

2009-07-14 04:50:55 PM

These folks aren't fans of "aging gracefully", are they?

basemetal

2009-07-14 04:53:19 PM

So when these people die, do they need to go to the recycle bin?

AlwaysRightBoy

2009-07-14 04:55:02 PM

TheGreatZarquon: Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.

Her wearing that Jeannie costume is seared into my mind for all eternity, they can mention her as often as they want.

With me it's Harper Vally PTA.
/and Jeannie

rwwaaaahhh

BuckTurgidson

2009-07-14 04:56:55 PM

That was never a debate.

/both.

kaminariko

2009-07-14 04:56:56 PM

It's kind of sad that women like Joan Van Ark will do that to themselves, and then to top it off, they're so ashamed of the results that they try to hide them, which makes it even worse.

DarkLancelot

2009-07-14 04:56:57 PM

Lando Lincoln: The facelifts aren't the horrific part (for me). It's those lip collagen injections. Holy crap. Nothing like making your lips look like they are in the early stage of a herpes sore of gigantic proportions.

What is up with those? Since when do bulbous, swollen lips mean sexy? It's like the Innsmouth Look is becoming the fashion in Hollywood.

The Icelander

2009-07-14 04:58:50 PM

Whoever did this to Nikki Cox should be shot as a danger to society.

www.blogsmithmedia.com

It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

The Icelander

2009-07-14 04:59:57 PM

For comparison:

^{(^)}

The Icelander

2009-07-14 05:00:33 PM

Bad FarkIt! No biscuit!

Therion

2009-07-14 05:03:14 PM

DarkLancelot: Since when do bulbous, swollen lips mean sexy?

It is often thought that sexual 'ornaments', such as the swellings that adorn ovulating female baboons, are signalling something about fertility - but what? Long-term studies of wild baboons provide an answer. (new window)

Dr.Knockboots

2009-07-14 05:03:34 PM

DarkLancelot: Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

...so take a look at you now-ow....
------------------
Question:
I have not run across ONE person in the world that thinks those big overblown lips are sexy.. naturally, if they work, yes.. but the fake ones always (i think?) look god damn awful.

Who the hell is lying to Nikki Cox telling her those look good?
Dear Hollywood,
Seriously, nobody thinks those look good. Stop it!

Rev. Skarekroe

2009-07-14 05:08:15 PM

Nikki Cox:
American Tragedy

basemetal

2009-07-14 05:10:14 PM

The Icelander: Bad FarkIt! No biscuit!

The sad thing is, she probably thinks it looks good.

Isuldirs

2009-07-14 06:35:52 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Nikki Cox:
American Tragedy

THIS

Nacho Hat

2009-07-14 06:36:30 PM

haha makes me feel better about being dirt poor

TimonC346

2009-07-14 06:37:48 PM

Why is there is no way these women could look much worse than this? Seriously, they must have looked better without.

Treygreen13

2009-07-14 06:38:06 PM

I love when they pad out a slideshow with a dozen identical pictures.

MIguy

2009-07-14 06:39:01 PM

Madonna is still hittable.

Jument

2009-07-14 06:39:02 PM

Whamdangler: Holy crap.

This. Hold me, I'm scared.

horonto

2009-07-14 06:39:07 PM

Most of "celebrities" look worse for wear after a lift and collagen injections. The majority resemble the puppets from Team America: World Police.

www.virginmedia.com

nemoxnine

2009-07-14 06:39:10 PM

Madonna was obviously the pick of the bunch, but I think this would look quite cute given a better picture

www.blogsmithmedia.com

wingnutx

2009-07-14 06:39:26 PM

Lil Kim really farked up. She used to be hot.

WhileAmericaBurns

2009-07-14 06:39:45 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

A-Rod?

SteelPeart

2009-07-14 06:40:40 PM

sleeping martyr: Why is Barbara Eden mentioned 3 times?

\like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

I sense teh amongst us...

Nocens

2009-07-14 06:40:57 PM

headfreckle: This scares the holy bejeezus out of me.

It's like the Anti-Michael Jackson.

epyonyx

2009-07-14 06:41:05 PM

KILL'EM ALL WITH FIRE!!!

/need eye bleach

Drone1047

2009-07-14 06:41:14 PM

Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

SteelPeart

2009-07-14 06:41:40 PM

Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

phlegmmo

2009-07-14 06:41:51 PM

How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?
www.blogsmithmedia.com

plorqk

2009-07-14 06:42:22 PM

que mi ojos!

Puzzled Penguin

2009-07-14 06:42:23 PM

wingnutx: Lil Kim really farked up. She used to be hot.

I'd say that this is one of the most shocking ones. Damn shame...

koan

2009-07-14 06:42:36 PM

SteelPeart

2009-07-14 06:42:52 PM

third time's the charm.
www.zweg.com

Richard Pye

2009-07-14 06:43:03 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

She looks exactly like Leatherface.

Euell Gibbons

2009-07-14 06:43:36 PM

No Kenny Rogers?

Treygreen13

2009-07-14 06:43:41 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

Jesus christ, that is terrifying.

Beertender

2009-07-14 06:43:52 PM

What's really weird is that Mickey Rourke actually looks pretty good, at least comparatively.

rhalst

2009-07-14 06:44:03 PM

Best looking ones in that mess were Brett Micheals and Madonna.

I was shocked how similar they all look, I'd bang Betty White before I'd touch any of those aliens. (except for Madonna)

Is this what happens when you surround yourself with yes-men? Next time a celeb wants to go for some work one of his/her assistants should leave a bunch of those pictures on his/her desk.

Kornchex

2009-07-14 06:44:04 PM

Man that is some night of the living dead stuff right there. Kudos to any celebrity that grows old gracefully, assuming some of them do.

uknowzit

2009-07-14 06:44:52 PM

Faye Dunaway still looks good.

SemiotomaticWeapon

2009-07-14 06:44:53 PM

SwingAwayMarell

2009-07-14 06:45:08 PM

SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t. How do you perform rhinoplasty on perfection?

t3knomanser

2009-07-14 06:45:15 PM

rhalst: I'd bang Betty White before I'd touch any of those aliens.

But that's because Betty White is more badass than any of them.

Befuddled

2009-07-14 06:45:30 PM

Carrot Top really needs to give up the roids.

uknowzit

2009-07-14 06:45:32 PM

Kornchex: Man that is some night of the living dead stuff right there. Kudos to any celebrity that grows old gracefully, assuming some of them do.

THIS

orrinbloquy

2009-07-14 06:46:03 PM

If half the women in this list had another lift, you'd be asking why they had a goatee

skinink

2009-07-14 06:46:40 PM

Virginia Madsen and Taylor Dayne (They remembered Taylor Dayne!!!) still look good. Even Madonna and Courtney Love look good. But they really screwed up Nikki Cox. Would she have looked so bad without plastic surgery?

But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

www.topnews.in

muck4doo

2009-07-14 06:46:46 PM

What the hell is wrong with these people? There is nothing wrong with aging freaky morons.

Cup_O_Jo

2009-07-14 06:47:02 PM

I wonder if Madonna and Sharon Stone have the same surgeon. And I am pretty sure at this point Carrot Top is living as a woman.

drxym

2009-07-14 06:47:06 PM

It's like a slideshow from night of the living dead. You have to wonder what possessed some of these people. Very minor surgery might enhance the face, but some of these people really have no clue when they should have stopped. Implants, be they lip, chin or cheek just look so stupid that some of these pics are laugh out loud funny.

Extreme_Lukewarm

2009-07-14 06:47:10 PM

tinyarena

2009-07-14 06:47:33 PM

Kornchex: Man that is some night of the living dead stuff right there. Kudos to any celebrity that grows old gracefully, assuming some of them do.

www.scottstander.com

Why, thank you!

MmmBadEggs

2009-07-14 06:47:38 PM

Alright can someone please tell me what the fu*k this is supposed to be and how it went this far!?

Charlie Freak

2009-07-14 06:48:08 PM

I don't understand why people feel they need to do this to themselves.

In other news... plastic surgery trifecta in play?

Uncle Tractor

2009-07-14 06:48:16 PM

Real teeth aren't chalk white.

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Yechh..

rhalst

2009-07-14 06:48:32 PM

t3knomanser: rhalst: I'd bang Betty White before I'd touch any of those aliens.

But that's because Betty White is more badass than any of them.

True enough, I'd bang Betty White before I'd bang most women.

Public Call Box

2009-07-14 06:48:36 PM

OK was I the only one thinking of Odo?

\probably
\\geek slashies

SwingAwayMarell

2009-07-14 06:48:43 PM

Oh, and for all of you "Kill it with fire from orbit with a nuke or something to be really super sure" people:
Please allow me 5 minutes with Teri Hatcher.
Carry on.

/1st rule to a flat stomach: obey

Hongcouver

2009-07-14 06:49:19 PM

There never was a debate. Dawn Wells (Marianne) was and still is hotter than Tina Louise (Ginger). Beyond the looks Marianne even had her own fishing show and smokes weed. I'd go fishing on weed with her anytime over the fright mask that is Ginger now.

muck4doo

2009-07-14 06:49:32 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

I have to admit, it would be kind of awesome if she could have them lowered to her chin.

JonnyBGoode

2009-07-14 06:49:36 PM

One out of every four of those looked better. The others looked hideous.

Treygreen13

2009-07-14 06:49:38 PM

SwingAwayMarell: Oh, and for all of you "Kill it with fire from orbit with a nuke or something to be really super sure" people:
Please allow me 5 minutes with Teri Hatcher.
Carry on.

/1st rule to a flat stomach: obey

What would you do with the other 4 minutes and 30 seconds?

Runningjoke

2009-07-14 06:49:51 PM

Can I rent them for a Halloween party?

gadian

2009-07-14 06:50:15 PM

Plastic surgeons are good at small detail. Big picture, not so much. But it is the small details people are trying to fix when chasing perfection. The result is a walking cartoon character that sort of twistedly resembles the intent if you squint and take each figure separately.

consciousNOT

2009-07-14 06:51:12 PM

Hideous

Jakevol2

2009-07-14 06:51:17 PM

skinink: Virginia Madsen and Taylor Dayne (They remembered Taylor Dayne!!!) still look good. Even Madonna and Courtney Love look good. But they really screwed up Nikki Cox. Would she have looked so bad without plastic surgery?

But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

Helen Mirren is definitly the grand dame of my spank bank. Her tits at 60 look better than a lot of chicks a third her age--and she's not afraid to show them.

MonkeyAngst

2009-07-14 06:52:25 PM

I never thought I'd see a grouping where Marcia Cross looked the most like a human being.

Gooble741

2009-07-14 06:52:37 PM

BOO!

swahnhennessy

2009-07-14 06:52:43 PM

Do celebrities not look at each other? Or is it that they only look at each other, and thus have no other comparison of what looks good? The race for beauty finishes ugly. Have some freakin' dignity.

Selkhit

2009-07-14 06:52:53 PM

Creepiest slideshow ever.

MonkeyAngst

2009-07-14 06:53:03 PM

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

Pretty sure that's Grendel's mother.

BasqueBastard

2009-07-14 06:53:52 PM

I think the ~~TrannySkeletor~~Ginger vs. Mary Ann controversy has been settled now.

SwingAwayMarell

2009-07-14 06:53:55 PM

Treygreen13: SwingAwayMarell: Oh, and for all of you "Kill it with fire from orbit with a nuke or something to be really super sure" people:
Please allow me 5 minutes with Teri Hatcher.
Carry on.

/1st rule to a flat stomach: obey

What would you do with the other 4 minutes and 30 seconds?

Pack up my rape kit

muck4doo

2009-07-14 06:54:22 PM

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

I'm an adult and she frightens me.

coco ebert

2009-07-14 06:54:51 PM

skinink: But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

She probably has had work done but it's good plastic surgery, i.e. the unnoticeable kind.

Speaking of which, I think Sharon Stone's work is great. Her surgeon has left some wrinkles in place so that she looks fresh, as though she's aging "gracefully".

El_Swino

2009-07-14 06:55:06 PM

Oh God, my penis and testes just crawled up inside my abdomen. I've seen raw footage of air crashes that weren't as horrifying.

/gonna go look at porn to see if I can coax the boys out again.

Shirley Ujest

2009-07-14 06:55:25 PM

Nicole Kidman has to be the Botox Queen with her china forehead.

gorgor

2009-07-14 06:55:28 PM

APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/l3pkhj
(copy and paste)

SwingAwayMarell

2009-07-14 06:55:43 PM

BasqueBastard: I think the TrannySkeletorGinger vs. Mary Ann controversy has been settled now.

That's not Mary Ann (Marianne) is it?

prickle27

2009-07-14 06:55:50 PM

If Ellen Barkin continues to get her face stretched she's going to end up looking like a Hammerhead Shark.
www.curriki.org

Can someone point me to the red carpet?

HeathSteele

2009-07-14 06:55:56 PM

Cup_O_Jo: And I am pretty sure at this point Carrot Top is living as a woman.

Judging by the pics, that woman is Jackie Stallone.

uknowzit

2009-07-14 06:57:01 PM

Is this the look they are going for? 20 years too late...

BasqueBastard

2009-07-14 06:57:12 PM

MonkeyAngst: vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

Pretty sure that's Grendel's mother.

THIS is Grendel's mother
www.celebrity-gossip.net

Nocens

2009-07-14 06:58:01 PM

I feel like I'm watching "Star Trek: Insurrection," frame by frame.

Gotta admit, Madonna looked pretty good, not "Material Girl, fist of an angry god awesome" but still very farkable.

stimpington

2009-07-14 06:58:14 PM

Khrist on a burning stick!!

Whatever the heck happened to simply aging gracefully and just let nature run its course?

JonnyBGoode

2009-07-14 06:58:18 PM

Yea, debate definitely over.

phlegmmo

2009-07-14 06:58:18 PM

uknowzit: Is this the look they are going for? 20 years too late...

Ironically, Cher's head is taking on that shape.

BunkyBrewman

2009-07-14 06:59:04 PM

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

oakleyblades

2009-07-14 06:59:36 PM

Let's pull our face REAAAAALY tight and then inject lots of bumpy stuff into our lips to makes us look like circus freaks. Yea!

Jakevol2

2009-07-14 06:59:45 PM

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/l3pkhj
(copy and paste)

I hate you gorgor

kokomo61

2009-07-14 06:59:50 PM

As far as Mary Ann and Ginger.....Dawn Wells (she was my favorite)...is the same age as Granny (Irene Ryan) was when she DIED. Tina Louise is 3 years older.....so if you like them know, think about how Granny would look with a face lift.

JonnyBGoode

2009-07-14 07:00:06 PM

SwingAwayMarell: BasqueBastard: I think the TrannySkeletorGinger vs. Mary Ann controversy has been settled now.

That's not Mary Ann (Marianne) is it?

Yea, she got busted for pot a year or so ago...

trippdogg

2009-07-14 07:00:06 PM

Makes the previous article about do-it-yourself plastic surgery seem like not such a bad idea after all. You can't end up looking much worse than some of these people, and think of all the money you'll save...

T.rex

2009-07-14 07:00:45 PM

how DARE they imply my boy Carrot-Top has had work done. People, they just hate for no reason.

carpdo

2009-07-14 07:01:08 PM

ALL of them would look better minus the surgeries. No exeptions. I am right on this one and this case is now settled and closed.

/nothing to slashie about

mad_prophet_tx

2009-07-14 07:01:24 PM

TheGreatZarquon: headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

I canceled my subscription after the issue with "Florida" in it.

/James, I'm naked in Playboy!
//Linger longer.

AgtSmithReloaded

2009-07-14 07:01:51 PM

I just...I...WOW.

Seriously, don't these people realize what they look like to others? Do they ever see their own pictures? If I was any of these people, and I saw my picture featured in this, I'd feel utterly humiliated and ashamed for mutilating myself for the sake of my vanity.

For frak's sake! It's like aliens abducted them, pulled their faces apart for study, then put them back together without having a good grasp of anatomical fundamentals. Just disgusting.

Oznog

2009-07-14 07:02:16 PM

I saw a lot of Dawn Wells in Palin.

Maryanne was a LOT smarter though.

Uncle Tractor

2009-07-14 07:02:41 PM

K... that slideshow of horrors actually made Michael Jackson look good.

Nocens

2009-07-14 07:02:48 PM

T.rex: how DARE they imply my boy Carrot-Top has had work done. People, they just hate for no reason.

He seems to be going for a unique twist. Woman's head on a male steroid body.

oryx

2009-07-14 07:03:05 PM

What kind of surgigal instruments did the surgeons use on these people, a brick?

eliasvict

2009-07-14 07:03:05 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

Ohhh, I didn't need to see that. Thanks for noticing.

unpainted huffhines

2009-07-14 07:03:21 PM

RevMercutio

2009-07-14 07:03:55 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

It helps being nearly 90 years old. Lotsa saggy skin to work with.

Isuldirs: Rev. Skarekroe: Nikki Cox:
American Tragedy

THIS

Meh. Cox was ALWAYS the second-string Christina Applegate.

skinink:
But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

That sounds like an excuse for the bikini pic!

magical_mystery_meat

2009-07-14 07:04:38 PM

Soumac

2009-07-14 07:06:04 PM

I suddenly want to play Left 4 Dead....

/braaaaaaains

freaksflocktogether

2009-07-14 07:06:06 PM

The Icelander: Whoever did this to Nikki Cox should be shot as a danger to society.
It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

I would guess that Ms. Cox decided to have this done all by herself.

Preston Preston

2009-07-14 07:06:20 PM

Knara

2009-07-14 07:06:54 PM

muck4doo: What the hell is wrong with these people? There is nothing wrong with aging freaky morons.

Old people are icky.

/no, really
//srsly
///why would you *want* to look old?

Nimue

2009-07-14 07:07:06 PM

Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

stbookworm

2009-07-14 07:08:06 PM

Most of these pictures look like they should be reconstructive surgery, not plastic surgery cases.

petuniapup

2009-07-14 07:08:39 PM

Marcia Cross' fake eyelash kinda creeped me out.

And I still think it's possible that Dolly Parton is really a very small man.
(Theory sparked when she sang the song over the end credits of TransAmerica...got me thinking what if it was just all wig and makeup and clothes...)

theoriginalslash

2009-07-14 07:08:56 PM

First, for many of these, "star" is overstating it considerably.
Second, some of these people looked like shiat before they ever got work done (ie, Jackie Stallone), so it's debatable as to what extent any procedures jacked them up.
Third, whoever did that to Nikki Cox's face should be arrested. She used to be hot.

Add me to the list of people who don't understand why anyone thinks fake bulbous lips look good. And sometimes when they're not fake, they don't look good. On Angelina Jolie = yeah, those are hot. On Mick Jagger = fark no, never were.

And Sharon Stone still looks good. Ellen Barkin's pretty hot, too. And Madonna is OK when she's not all stringy-looking like a chicken or dressed like a homeless person.

Tat'dGreaser

2009-07-14 07:09:47 PM

I am so freaking turned on right now.

Toy_Cop

2009-07-14 07:10:09 PM

LOL wtf is this

www.blogsmithmedia.com

and LOL @ ODO FROM DS9!

muck4doo

2009-07-14 07:10:51 PM

OscarTamerz

2009-07-14 07:10:53 PM

Sharon Stone got the best result:

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Ginger got the worst results:

www.blogsmithmedia.com

I'm sure the 24 year age difference had nothing to do with it.

phattybeefpatty

2009-07-14 07:11:16 PM

I am pretty sure I won't be getting an erection for a while. Damn you Fark...

And no eye bleach to counteract this? For shame!

quixotic88

2009-07-14 07:11:39 PM

dr89119

2009-07-14 07:12:16 PM

I didn't know George Romero was casting his next zombie flick.

Toy_Cop

2009-07-14 07:12:33 PM

Marilyn Mason sure got fat.

JonnyBGoode

2009-07-14 07:12:33 PM

jrshull

2009-07-14 07:13:09 PM

headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

TheGreatZarquon: Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Lepore lives around the corner from me. I see s/him on a very regular basis. With toned down makeup, and very rarely without any at all. That is an image that will never leave your brain. The heavy makeup does wonders to improve the disaster it is.

/You should see the rotating cadre of 20-something himbos Lepore uses instead of a walker to get around the neighborhood. You almost feel sorry for them. But they chose that temporary life...

theorellior

2009-07-14 07:13:27 PM

WTF is with celebrity women who ruin perfectly good looks? Nikki Cox was definitely hittable before her lips got puffed and face got stretched. She wasn't in the slideshow, but the same thing happened to Annette Benning. Made me facepalm when I saw it.

Cher better watch out, she's looking like Lurch these days.

king cranium maximus IV

2009-07-14 07:13:36 PM

This was TEN years ago! WTF!

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:13:36 PM

Halfmast Trousers: ~~Who~~ What the f*ck is this?!

There, see? All better.

SDRR

2009-07-14 07:13:39 PM

Whamdangler

Holy crap.

over in one.

*barf*

aendeuryu

2009-07-14 07:14:02 PM

Marcia Cross is the one that kills me. I thought she was fan-farking-tastic.

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:14:32 PM

headfreckle: This scares the holy bejeezus out of me.

Is that the face transplant woman??
Please tell me that's the face transplant woman.

The Icelander

2009-07-14 07:14:33 PM

Ginger wouldn't look too bad if she put on a few pounds and added some body to her hair.

She's really a victim of the whole "If you're not a size 0 you're fat" syndrome that's infected Hollywood. Part of what made Ginger so sensual was her curves.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor

2009-07-14 07:14:59 PM

Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

coralfixation

2009-07-14 07:16:01 PM

Man, Lil' Kim looks exactly like a farking RealDoll.

/maybe that's what she was going for

ryosen

2009-07-14 07:16:20 PM

Does anyone else think that Mickey Rourke looks a lot like David Spade?

halo_of_flies

2009-07-14 07:16:41 PM

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

Or Catwoman vs. Batgirl
(by the way...I vote for Bailey)

Fuggin Bizzy

2009-07-14 07:17:43 PM

markie_farkie: I would rather watch a slideshow of infected rectal cysts than watch the celebs again.

While I appreciate your sentiment, I honestly think I'd have to go with the celebs if given a choice.

MikeFallopian

2009-07-14 07:19:47 PM

OscarTamerz: Sharon Stone got the best result:

She looks like an airbrushed Hillary Clinton.

dissent/dysentery

2009-07-14 07:20:07 PM

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:20:52 PM

phlegmmo: How do you lift your face and lower your ears at the same time?

Those earrings are really, REALLY heavy.

Fuggin Bizzy

2009-07-14 07:20:53 PM

basemetal: So when these people die, do they need to go to the recycle bin?

Naw, the transfer station only takes #1 and #2. I'm pretty sure most of these are #7.

treesloth

2009-07-14 07:21:40 PM

I'll be in my bunk...
stabbing myself in the eyes repeatedly and weeping but nothing can make unseen what has been seen

Uncle Tractor

2009-07-14 07:21:52 PM

prickle27

2009-07-14 07:22:26 PM

This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
flattedfeet.com

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!
www.amoeba.com

BasqueBastard

2009-07-14 07:22:41 PM

halo_of_flies: AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

Or Catwoman vs. Batgirl
(by the way...I vote for Bailey)

I second the Bailey.

Here's some eyebleach guys:

ProdigalSigh

2009-07-14 07:22:46 PM

/hot like a young Ginger

Bossk'sSegway

2009-07-14 07:23:34 PM

damn... I didn't even realize that was the Nikki Cox until I came into the thread. I always wondered what happened to her.

Lil kim. yikes! Before I would have smashed that like biggie at a buffet table. Now though?...

Uncle Tractor

2009-07-14 07:24:23 PM

Knara: //srsly
///why would you *want* to look old?

Because it looks a hell of a lot better than those freaks on the slideshow.

Freelance alcoholic

2009-07-14 07:24:35 PM

FAP?
fapfapfapfap

Fuggin Bizzy

2009-07-14 07:25:13 PM

Cup_O_Jo: I am pretty sure at this point Carrot Top is living as a woman.

I was surprised at how girly Carrot Top's picture was.

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:25:22 PM

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

I can hear Vincent Price's monologue in "Thriller" seeping out of ~~her~~ its curdled lips.

Gunny Highway

2009-07-14 07:25:24 PM

I found the culprit.

GoddessofSnowandIce

2009-07-14 07:25:45 PM

I've always said that the best work is the subtle kind where you can't tell they've had anything done. The only time I advocate for major reworking is after massive weight loss or physical deformity.

/had plastic surgery
//lost a shiat load of weight

eddie van heinous

2009-07-14 07:25:59 PM

*Joan Van Ark image*

GAAH!

Oh, and, I seriously doubt Carrot Top has a facelift. A half dozen other procedures, sure. Probably not a facelift.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-07-14 07:26:45 PM

Pretty much farked up when Amanda Lepore is hotter than most of those women

theorellior

2009-07-14 07:26:52 PM

prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

RexNexus

2009-07-14 07:27:40 PM

The Icelander: Whoever did this to Nikki Cox should be shot as a danger to society.

It's like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

I was totally unaware that she had a face at all....

prickle27

2009-07-14 07:28:14 PM

Uncle Tractor
i560.photobucket.com

Holy shiat! That looks like the monster from the end of Quarantine!

JohnBigBootay

2009-07-14 07:30:31 PM

Ok, here's my theory: Plastic surgery works. Most of your famous hollywood types have had work done and we really don't know because it looks natural. So they have that in their mind - this shiat works and it makes me look younger. But the surgeons can only do so much and at some point age finally takes its toll and he can't make them look 25 anymore but by this point their vanity completely rules them and they just keep doing more and more no matter what.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-07-14 07:30:34 PM

Jackie Stallone and Mickey Rourke looks like twins

queenb4biatch

2009-07-14 07:30:53 PM

Heidi Fleiss...that's the after???

www.blogsmithmedia.com

meth is a hell of a drug...

GalleyWench

2009-07-14 07:31:37 PM

The first time I saw the weird shiat Priscilla Presley and Nikki Cox were inflicting upon themselves it made me sad, for realz. The problem is not the media or internet studs, the problem is their own. Maybe they just need some frkking glasses?

skinink

2009-07-14 07:31:44 PM

To be fair to Nikki Cox, she did hook up with Bobcat Goldwaith which might have farked her up in the head and given her a complex.

swahnhennessy

2009-07-14 07:33:39 PM

When did Sherilyn Fenn become Dianne Weist?

PDXBishop

2009-07-14 07:34:26 PM

wingnutx: Lil Kim really farked up. She used to be ~~hot~~ black.

FTFY

/Seriously, she's becoming a female variation of MJ. A born-female version, that is

queenb4biatch

2009-07-14 07:34:42 PM

Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

www.vh1.com

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 07:35:11 PM

Keep in mind a few things about Nikki Cox:

1.She's currently married to Jay Mohr
2.She was married to Bobcat Gothwait

Those two events have to take a toll on you....

But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

There's a picture of her at her wedding to Mohr, like two or three years ago and she was still hot. There's another pic of the two of them at an NBA game and they both look like like crap. Amazing and sad at the same time.

feanturi

2009-07-14 07:36:18 PM

Johnny Caspar Jr.

2009-07-14 07:36:26 PM

Moar!

Thank You Black Jesus!

2009-07-14 07:36:48 PM

Bailey, by a considerable margin.

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Holy shiat. That was farked up.

I guess now all that's left to do is Jennifer vs. Bailey.

playdate

2009-07-14 07:37:00 PM

WOW! That's just horrible.

huntercr

2009-07-14 07:37:47 PM

What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look. I have always thought that it's better to grow old gracefully without surgery. These whack jobs would seem to prove that.

And even though there are a few hotties and a few who got good results ( Liza Manelli and Joan Rivers don't look bad at all for their age ) that almost makes it worse because it gives these people their perverse hope.

prickle27

2009-07-14 07:37:54 PM

theorellior: prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

I should make it clear I don't think she looks bad but old. Would it kill her to wear a little make up. She looks like the old lesbians that sell pottery at farmers' markets.

Rubber Biscuit

2009-07-14 07:38:18 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

WhyteRaven74

2009-07-14 07:40:01 PM

prickle27: Would it kill her to wear a little make up.

Given her roll in the history of rock? She'll damn well do as she pleases.

ski9600

2009-07-14 07:40:04 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

this

kb7rky

2009-07-14 07:40:12 PM

HOLYJESUSMARYJOSEPHFARK!

/runs screaming from thread....

Nimue

2009-07-14 07:40:21 PM

Re: You sound fat

I love hot chicks as much as the next farker but I just wanted to point out the logical inconsistency. You can't expect to have it both ways. But yes I know "Welcome to Fark" and all that.

Broktun

2009-07-14 07:40:28 PM

I'd still do the chicks.

Their vaginas still work. . .right?

Pastor of Muppets

2009-07-14 07:40:34 PM

prickle27

2009-07-14 07:40:51 PM

Johnny Caspar Jr.: Moar!

Ha! They look like stuff I created in Spore.

DarthBrooks

2009-07-14 07:41:46 PM

Apparently this guy:

www.blogsmithmedia.com

was a famous tango dancer who used to look like THIS:

farm1.static.flickr.com

Aiee carumba!

Time Traveler

2009-07-14 07:41:48 PM

Have never seen so much low self esteem!!!

Xerxes99

2009-07-14 07:41:54 PM

I had no idea they were posting autopsy photos.....

www.blogsmithmedia.com

If he looks this way now.... imagine what he used to look like....

Squidgilum

2009-07-14 07:42:04 PM

Um... I was promised a slideshow of stars who've had face lifts.

What I got was a rogues' gallery of Dick Tracy villains!

Not enough fire in the sun to kill it all!

mad_prophet_tx

2009-07-14 07:42:17 PM

SwingAwayMarell: SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t.

She died in 1995.

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:42:42 PM

skinink: To be fair to Nikki Cox, she did hook up with Bobcat Goldwaith which might have farked her up in the head and given her a complex.

If Nikki Cox hooked up with Bobcat with these lips:

www.tvpredictions.com

and came out with these:

blogs.gamefilia.com

then I'd say she made Bobcat a happy, happy man.

Pumpernickel bread

2009-07-14 07:43:26 PM

Hongcouver There never was a debate. Dawn Wells (Marianne) was and still is hotter than Tina Louise (Ginger). Beyond the looks Marianne even had her own fishing show and smokes weed. I'd go fishing on weed with her anytime over the fright mask that is Ginger now.

But wasn't Louise known for being a whore that would bang just about anyone? Come on, that's gotta count for something.

GalleyWench

2009-07-14 07:43:40 PM

GalleyWench: The first time I saw the weird shiat Priscilla Presley and Nikki Cox were inflicting upon themselves it made me sad, for realz. The problem is not the media or internet studs, the problem is their own. ~~Maybe they just need some frkking glasses~~ maybe they just need someone that cares enough to tell them the truth.

ftfm

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 07:43:53 PM

queenb4biatch: Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

AFLAC!

atlfarkette

2009-07-14 07:44:34 PM

OMG

DarthBrooks

2009-07-14 07:44:35 PM

These all look like homework from someone who flunked a course in Photoshop Liquify.

muck4doo

2009-07-14 07:44:39 PM

Rubber Biscuit: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

Please tell me that's a photoshop!

Obnox

2009-07-14 07:45:20 PM

TommyymmoT: IGGY POP RELEASES TOUR DATES

Damn! I knew someone would beat me to that one.

/Always had a thing for Mary Anne

theorellior

2009-07-14 07:45:25 PM

Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

Oznog

2009-07-14 07:45:43 PM

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

thekla

2009-07-14 07:45:53 PM

Corn infested shiat looks better than those mugs.

GrizzlyAdamsRox

2009-07-14 07:46:12 PM

prickle27: If Ellen Barkin continues to get her face stretched she's going to end up looking like a Hammerhead Shark.

Can someone point me to the red carpet?

Ya got me LOLLIN'

/And Mary ~~Jane~~Ann still wins hands down.

buckler

2009-07-14 07:46:26 PM

Dear Carrot Top:

Pecs are not boobs, and never will be. Give up. Also, let's lose the eyeliner, mmmm-kay?

Thanks,
Civilization

Nocens

2009-07-14 07:46:40 PM

huntercr: What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look. I have always thought that it's better to grow old gracefully without surgery. These whack jobs would seem to prove that.

And even though there are a few hotties and a few who got good results ( Liza Manelli and Joan Rivers don't look bad at all for their age ) that almost makes it worse because it gives these people their perverse hope.

I would imagine plastic is a lot like tattoo'ing.

Go to a hack, you get hacked. Go to a decent doctor and take his suggestions you'll probably do well.

Dictate you want to look like Julia Roberts and he has to make it happen, you end up with Nikki Cox.

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty

2009-07-14 07:48:30 PM

skinink:
But I would toss the whole group of them into the sea if I could have one night with Helen Mirren now. No plastic surgery (that you can notice outright) and even in her 60's she is beautiful. In her youth she was smokin' hot.

A three way with Helen Mirren and Carol Cleveland, both in their 60's, and most of us farkers would die happy.

Got to get "O Lucky Man" on DVD soon.

/what do you call someone who graduates last in their class from medical school?
//Doctor.

onebadgungan

2009-07-14 07:48:51 PM

Beertender: What's really weird is that Mickey Rourke actually looks pretty good, at least comparatively.

He had his face broken in a few boxing matches. How he looks now is what they were able to do with what was left.

What is the excuse for the rest of them?

/shudder

gunther_bumpass

2009-07-14 07:48:58 PM

Xerxes99

2009-07-14 07:49:06 PM

Someone get her a sammich!

DarthBrooks

2009-07-14 07:49:17 PM

I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Jimmy Devil Rocket Science

2009-07-14 07:49:48 PM

huntercr: What I'd really like to see sometime is a series of people of comparable ages and body and face types who have not had plastic surgery to compare how they look.

Seriously. I've had sex with women who were both older and hotter than the ones shown here, and who had no plastic surgery whatsoever. I'm not exactly a super hotty myself. If I can get better cougar play than what Hollywood has on offer, and Hollywood produces shiat for talent, then that means that somewhere out there a person can actually find hot older women with acting talent.

Where the Hell are they? Why aren't they in indie films burning down the house? In short, WTF, hot cougars of America? Your fortune awaits.

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 07:50:18 PM

theorellior: Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

According to IMDB: June 2, 1978.

So she just turned 31.

tekmo

2009-07-14 07:51:54 PM

Catherine Deneuve still looks damn good at 66.

Tina Turner's still hawt too, at 70.

Aisling McStabby

2009-07-14 07:53:09 PM

Oznog: The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

Came for the Lady Cassandra reference, leaving satisfied.

onebadgungan

2009-07-14 07:53:11 PM

medius

2009-07-14 07:53:54 PM

i came

DarthBrooks

2009-07-14 07:53:55 PM

Not too shabby for 57.

atlfarkette

2009-07-14 07:54:47 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com

castufari

2009-07-14 07:54:48 PM

WTF, it looks like they're using leftover Mr Potatohead lips in some of those. That one chick was supposed to be done to "look like a cat". Yeah, a cat that was run over then freeze dried.

It's going to take months of eye bleech to get those images out of my mind.

katmbca

2009-07-14 07:55:23 PM

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

"Other Mother" from Coraline. Towards the end of the movie, I mean.

tuffsnake

2009-07-14 07:56:14 PM

Preston Preston: +

=

I definitely laughed my ass off to this one

FunkOut

2009-07-14 08:00:55 PM

Your_Huckleberry: theorellior: Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

According to IMDB: June 2, 1978.

So she just turned 31.

WTF? She's only a month older than me?

Eh, my hatred of the sun and love of sleep has paid off well. I only look 22 or 23.

amquelbettamin

2009-07-14 08:01:31 PM

Compare:

and

dusty15893

2009-07-14 08:03:00 PM

Nods Approvingly at Catwoman
images.southparkstudios.com

Hotter than Mrs. Garrison

buckler

2009-07-14 08:05:19 PM

It would seem that Alfredo Palacios' plot to make his mouth look like an anus is progressing admirably. What some people won't do for thier boyfriends!

JonnyBGoode

2009-07-14 08:05:26 PM

Another vote for Bailey.

I couldn't find any recent pics of Jan Smithers - she quit acting in 1987 - but I did find a report that in 2007 she was driving - naked - on a deserted road in Canada when her car broke down; she got out to wave down help and a stunned truck driver accidentally hit her (she survived).

Bailey likes to drive naked. Mary Ann likes to get high. Seriously, in the Jennifer-Bailey, Ginger-Mary Ann debates, is there any doubt who would be more fun in the long run?

Ambitwistor

2009-07-14 08:06:49 PM

theorellior

2009-07-14 08:08:41 PM

prickle27: I should make it clear I don't think she looks bad but old. Would it kill her to wear a little make up. She looks like the old lesbians that sell pottery at farmers' markets.

Well, one of the nice things about getting older is that you can tell young whippersnappers to go to hell. ; )

ski9600

2009-07-14 08:08:42 PM

Nocens: T.rex: how DARE they imply my boy Carrot-Top has had work done. People, they just hate for no reason.

He seems to be going for a unique twist. Woman's head on a male steroid body.

Which does he dye, the eyebrows or the hair on top? Inquiring minds want to know.

/looks weird dude, make them closer to the same.

Hector Remarkable

2009-07-14 08:09:20 PM

I couldn't tell Jackie Stallone from CarrotTop if I met them.

llama vortex

2009-07-14 08:09:41 PM

We see her quite often on fark, but I don't think I've ever seen this posted.

Whenever I see Jocelyne Wildenstein I think of

www.comicbookmovie.com

/hot like all the fire needed to kill it all

mialynneb

2009-07-14 08:11:55 PM

If you stretch your face so much that you no longer have pores you have gone too farking far.

Good god people. The surgeons that continue to do the work should be in jail.

dictyboy

2009-07-14 08:14:23 PM

DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Thank you, one of my favorites.

bunner

2009-07-14 08:16:09 PM

I guess you can look old and normal or old and grotesque.

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 08:16:58 PM

vertiaset: Are plastic surgeons some how immune to malpractice lawsuits?

They are if their victims can't open their mouths wide enough in court to speak.

Enrico Pallazzo

2009-07-14 08:17:32 PM

Looks like a burn victim to me

/hotter than the flames that caused this
//going to hell, I know

Rubber Biscuit

2009-07-14 08:17:33 PM

muck4doo: Rubb

Wish I could.

Epossumondas

2009-07-14 08:20:55 PM

prickle27: This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

I think she looks adorable! Not sexy, but like a nice next door lady you would chat with across the laundry line.

But I bet her stories would turn yer hair grey, too...

farkingatwork

2009-07-14 08:21:04 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

rewind2846

2009-07-14 08:21:55 PM

This. Is. Some. Scary. Shiat.
Damn. Just damn. The worst of the bunch was Nikki Cox... I mean she just turned 31 this year and already she looks like farking Skeletor with all that gaddamn surgery... give her another 20 years and she'll look like someone made her out of hemp.
/eugh

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 08:22:05 PM

farkingatwork: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

What setting do you use to iron those babies?

Insolent

2009-07-14 08:22:25 PM

TaGirl_Keri

2009-07-14 08:25:38 PM

Sophia Loren at 75
z.about.com

Either 1. Italy has very good surgeons or
2. She still looks good.
I'm with 2

Shinigami-sama

2009-07-14 08:26:06 PM

did lara flynn boyle have her face...ironed? seriously, it looks like she would have no profile. just a sheet with eyes.

bobug

2009-07-14 08:26:47 PM

vertiaset: Who is God's name convinced women that huge, swollen, misshapen lips look good? Is it the Angelina Jolie effect? Its freaking horrible.

It is the Trout Effect.

Knara

2009-07-14 08:27:41 PM

It's TMZ

These are undoubtedly the LEAST flattering pics of these folks they could find. On purpose.

MrNiX

2009-07-14 08:27:43 PM

kb7rky

2009-07-14 08:27:51 PM

Some stars do not age well. This thread is proof of that.

atlfarkette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

WHAT THE fark IS THAT??

rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk

vudukungfu

2009-07-14 08:28:12 PM

I moved from a rather impoverished rezs when I was in grade school, to an up and coming 90210 neighborhood, and now that I'm in my 50s, I find the girls that I knew as a kid, now, the really smart ones, not the really rich ones, are really attractive.
I can tell the smart ones, because they have laugh lines, and silver hair, and well toned muscles.
The dumb ones, they have scalp damage from too much processing, and been tucked, farked, and sucked and pumped and plumped, and basically, have had more prep work than a poisoned fish needs to be eaten.
So, yeah, Mary Ann.
I still would love to spend an evening dancing with Mary Ann.
/and more.
//What can I say?
///horses like her.

fracas

2009-07-14 08:29:01 PM

It's my own damn fault, really, for clicking through all of those. And it's not even the noble part of me that was played, but rather, the basest. My need for schadenfreude kept urging me to click through.

while (pics.remaining){ anticipate(schadenfreude); click('next'); recoil('horror').die_a_little_inside(self).write(hMemPermanent, pics.current); } // user is a tool

Zombie Hitler

2009-07-14 08:29:45 PM

Helen Mirren, man. God damn.

Age of Consent was just...

22 (nsfw new window)

I dunno, Sixty something. (nsfw new window)

That's outstanding.

the_chief

2009-07-14 08:30:56 PM

Why can't people just age gracefully?

neenerist

2009-07-14 08:30:59 PM

I never thought I'ld live to see the day anything could make Joan Rivers look sane, yet today subby served a plateful.

John Buck 41

2009-07-14 08:31:43 PM

Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

That's for sure. Wowza.

Publikwerks

2009-07-14 08:32:14 PM

Ru'afo thinks this is pretty hot

Knara

2009-07-14 08:33:46 PM

TrixieDelite: vertiaset: Are plastic surgeons some how immune to malpractice lawsuits?

They are if their victims can't open their mouths wide enough in court to speak.
img529.imageshack.us

farkingatwork

2009-07-14 08:34:20 PM

TrixieDelite: farkingatwork: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Madonna has more wrinkles than my balls. Pass.

What setting do you use to iron those babies?

What? Madonna has more wrinkles than an adult brain. I guess I'm lucky in some way by not having a mega wrinkly scrote?

mfaby

2009-07-14 08:36:55 PM

DarthBrooks: I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Yeah, but...She had her nose done, like 15 years and looked GREAT but did NOT look like J. Grey.

This one? Could just be the aging process since the rhinoplasty.

vudukungfu

2009-07-14 08:37:16 PM

magical_mystery_meat
I don't know if Dawn saw this yet, But you betyour ass I'm going to send it to her.
Looking Like a young Irene Ryan in that.
/a HOT Irene Ryan.

The Great Gazoo

2009-07-14 08:37:18 PM

prickle27: Slick

theorellior: prickle27: Young Grace Slick = HOT!!
Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Meh. She looks better as her chronological age than those freakshow gimps in the slide show. I mean, sixty year old people sometimes look like grandparents. Weird, I know, but still.

Completely agree. Grace slick was hot when she was young and now she looks her age - and pretty damn good for her age considering the crap she ingested during her life.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2009-07-14 08:37:22 PM

headfreckle: Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Lepore is not a woman. He is a dude. Cutting one's dick off does not 'make it so' when it comes to gender.

twomutts

2009-07-14 08:38:18 PM

/obvious

vudukungfu

2009-07-14 08:38:54 PM

Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

octopied

2009-07-14 08:39:03 PM

Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

Bum_Fu

2009-07-14 08:39:06 PM

My God, Nikki Cox... what a damn shame.

Who the hell told her to get that crap done to her face!?

theurge14

2009-07-14 08:39:15 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Yes, Madonna is still hot. Sure she's old and wrinkly now but still hot enough for me.

fusillade762

2009-07-14 08:39:32 PM

Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

nonstopcrunchy

2009-07-14 08:39:36 PM

prickle27: Uncle Tractor
i560.photobucket.com
Holy shiat! That looks like the monster from the end of Quarantine!

Z_algo

HE COMES

The Great Gazoo

2009-07-14 08:39:42 PM

ktybear

2009-07-14 08:40:15 PM

You know, I think as we get older our faces become more expressive.

Sure it might be caused by a few more wrinkles and such but its expressive...you can see an old person smile just by the eyes :) or a quick flick of a smile....

but when you get this much surgery there is nothing left :(

Ruby'sMamma

2009-07-14 08:40:39 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

I agree.

atlfarkette

2009-07-14 08:41:03 PM

She started messing with her face when she was young. I bet she is going to look really freaking weird when she gets older.

i166.photobucket.com

MadSkillz

2009-07-14 08:41:21 PM

Zombie Hitler: Helen Mirren, man. God damn.

Age of Consent was just...

22 (nsfw new window)

I dunno, Sixty something. (nsfw new window)

That's outstanding.

I'll be damned. That's pretty farkin decent.

Zombie Hitler

2009-07-14 08:41:25 PM

vudukungfu: Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

That's
what
makes
it
so
outstanding.

Barakku

2009-07-14 08:42:18 PM

What's with the massive lips? Some of those chicks look like Homer Simpson

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2009-07-14 08:43:33 PM

MadSkillz: Zombie Hitler: Helen Mirren, man. God damn.

Age of Consent was just...

22 (nsfw new window)

I dunno, Sixty something. (nsfw new window)

That's outstanding.

I'll be damned. That's pretty farkin decent.

homina homina homina homina -- both photos.

Rubber Biscuit

2009-07-14 08:44:00 PM

Rubber Biscuit: muck4doo: Rubb

Wish I could.

Now there's a cut and past error I wouldn't wish on Bernie Madoff! Ha ha!

ctrl + f is no friend of mine.

Aisling McStabby

2009-07-14 08:44:43 PM

Zombie Hitler: vudukungfu: Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

That's
what
makes
it
so
outstanding.

Exactly. I pray i can hold it together that well by the time i'm her age.

psychosis_inducing

2009-07-14 08:44:59 PM

prickle27: This is what happens when you go completely the opposite direction and stop giving a shiat about how you look.

Young Grace Slick = HOT!!

Old Grace Slick = Well...Old!

Well, for someone who is 70, she doesn't look bad-- and she looks a lot better than the disasters in the comments here (I didn't look at the slideshow) even though they're younger than her. That's a disflattering photo, but she just looks like a normal person.

atlfarkette

2009-07-14 08:45:35 PM

Madonna is pretty and should not have messed with her face.

Zombie Hitler

2009-07-14 08:48:20 PM

Aisling McStabby: Zombie Hitler: vudukungfu: Zombie Hitler:
That's outstanding.

it's
like
she
has
the
same
tits.

That's
what
makes
it
so
outstanding.

Exactly. I pray i can hold it together that well by the time i'm her age.

That's decades of wearing a comfortable bra right there.

Kludge

2009-07-14 08:48:29 PM

scamp-dun-emer

2009-07-14 08:48:35 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: headfreckle: Surgery did THISLink (new window) NSFW, seriously fo'reals.

Just ONE of the crazies:
Lepore had her lower rib broken and re-set further in to create a more "womanly" waistline.

Lepore is not a woman. He is a dude. Cutting one's dick off does not 'make it so' when it comes to gender.

Funny how many of the women in that slide show are spending crap-loads of money trying to look like him/her though.

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 08:49:25 PM

fusillade762: Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

Not to state the obvious...twice....but Virginia Madson wasn't the subject of that photo, Cher was. And Virginia Madson is super hot. See? Twice.

TaGirl_Keri: Sophia Loren at 75

Either 1. Italy has very good surgeons or
2. She still looks good.
I'm with 2

Last time I saw a photo of her, Raquel Welch was also doing an outstanding job of aging well.

turtleking

2009-07-14 08:49:52 PM

king cranium maximus IV: This was TEN years ago! WTF!

Bobcat tore that up and when he left her she had this huge emotional scar that only got worse when she could only catch Jay Mohr........

hit it early before the ugly catches up to the crazy

TrixieDelite

2009-07-14 08:50:45 PM

They shoulda gone to see this guy. (new window)

jestme

2009-07-14 08:51:13 PM

Tina Louise? That looks more like Iggy Pop.

darwinpolice

2009-07-14 08:51:16 PM

A few more years and Nikki Cox is going to be reprising her role from TNG in real life.

/hot like Nikki Cox was before she fell into the wood chipper

Ed Grubermann

2009-07-14 08:51:40 PM

atlfarkette: She started messing with her face when she was young. I bet she is going to look really freaking weird when she gets older.

She used to be so beautiful.

theurge14

2009-07-14 08:53:57 PM

DarthBrooks: I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Jennifer Grey wasn't really a disaster in that she looks terrible or anything, because she looks pretty good. It's just that she looks like a completely different person than she used to. I can't imagine that's what she was going for.

Av8rLuvr

2009-07-14 08:55:13 PM

I don't know how this didn't make the list.

soulglow

2009-07-14 08:57:07 PM

There wasn't a single "person" in the bunch who didn't look like a scary monster. Except Madonna, who looked kinda hot in that picture, but more often than not looks like a scary monster.

/WTF

theorellior

2009-07-14 08:57:42 PM

theurge14: I can't imagine that's what she was going for.

Evidently she always hated her nose, which, if you were a boy of a certain age when Ferris Bueller came out, was the keystone to her hotness back in the day.

DarthBrooks

2009-07-14 08:57:46 PM

I finally figured out which Gerry Anderson show these people reminded me of: Terrahawks.

www.dvdtalk.com

xlbrooklyn

2009-07-14 08:58:21 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Lee Majors came out alright.

Yes. Yes he did. But men typically do not go overboard with these things.

Remember people, baby steps.

ubernostrum

2009-07-14 08:59:51 PM

Everyone in that slideshow scared me.

But you know what? There are some older/aging stars out there whose bidding I would do in a heartbeat. Like, say, Annie Potts. Just saw an interview with her the other day about the new Ghostbusters game, and damn she still looks good.

xlbrooklyn

2009-07-14 08:59:56 PM

basemetal: The sad thing is, she probably thinks it looks good.

Actually, the only person who has to be happy with the result is the person who gets the surgery. YOUR opinion really doesn't matter much. Nor mine.

Thallone1

2009-07-14 09:00:32 PM

Gunny Highway: I found the culprit.

I seem to recall that one actually turned out well though.

Eyebleach

2009-07-14 09:00:45 PM

Jesus H....

Ginger is ALL farked up.

bim1154

2009-07-14 09:01:00 PM

Here's another one that missed the list.

msnbcmedia3.msn.com

zabadu

2009-07-14 09:01:17 PM

Gooble741: BOO!

Is she prepping her tongue to catch flies?

mike.thesauce

2009-07-14 09:01:51 PM

MY EYES!!!! MYYYYYYY EYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

onebadgungan

2009-07-14 09:02:09 PM

TrixieDelite: They shoulda gone to see this guy. (new window)

AAAHHHHHHHHH!

fusillade762

2009-07-14 09:02:17 PM

Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

Not to state the obvious...twice....but Virginia Madson wasn't the subject of that photo, Cher was. And Virginia Madson is super hot. See? Twice.

Condescending for no reason much?

I did a cntl+f for "madsen" to check for any mention of that before I posted and found none. So why did TMZ include her in a pic with Cher? And slap her name on the caption below? I find it hard to believe they couldn't find a pic of Cher by herself.

/at least we still agree that Madsen's hot
//need to rent "Electric Dreams" again, rrrow!

hairywoogit

2009-07-14 09:03:05 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gairloch

2009-07-14 09:07:37 PM

atlfarkette: OMG

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

Haplo127x

2009-07-14 09:08:48 PM

Am I a bad person if I feel kid of gleeful about Nikki Cox's new face? My husband confided to me once that she was his 'dream girl' when he was younger but I just showed him her new picture and he shuddered. She's 5 years younger than me and looks 10 years older. That just completely reinforced my decision to avoid heavy cosmetics and plastic surgery. Thanks Fark!

Zombie Hitler

2009-07-14 09:13:00 PM

Haplo127x: Am I a bad person if I feel kid of gleeful about Nikki Cox's new face?

lol, kinda. Not too bad, though.

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute

2009-07-14 09:14:06 PM

For anyone that hasn't made it through the slideshow yet:
Stop before you get to 26

or don't look at the pics in these posts.

/barf

Mugato

2009-07-14 09:15:12 PM

How is that not a violation of the Hippocratic oath to do this to these patients? And why don't these patients know how farked up they look as a result?

/Sharon Stone and (unbelievably) Joan Rivers weren't butchered
//guys who get face surgery that doesn't involve reconstruction are the ghey

Parthenogenetic

2009-07-14 09:16:35 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Lee Majors came out alright.

(Seriously, how can the bionic man turn down modern medical scientific augmentation?)

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Hopefully, it cost less than $6,000,000.00

maximum_jack

2009-07-14 09:17:24 PM

Ruby'sMamma

2009-07-14 09:17:37 PM

oryx: What kind of surgigal instruments did the surgeons use on these people, a brick?

Tongs and a potato masher?

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 09:17:47 PM

fusillade762: Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

Not to state the obvious...twice....but Virginia Madson wasn't the subject of that photo, Cher was. And Virginia Madson is super hot. See? Twice.

Condescending for no reason much?

I did a cntl+f for "madsen" to check for any mention of that before I posted and found none. So why did TMZ include her in a pic with Cher? And slap her name on the caption below? .

/at least we still agree that Madsen's hot
//need to rent "Electric Dreams" again, rrrow!

Huh? Oh,no, I wasn't tring to be, sorry.

I meant obvious because it didn't look like Madson had any work done and was really hot. But I wasn't trying to be rude or anything.

I find it hard to believe they couldn't find a pic of Cher by herself

I don't know, but they should have.

BiggusDickus

2009-07-14 09:20:13 PM

vertiaset: This woman would quite literally frighten children.

Sadly, a lot of women just look like men when they get older.

Courtney Cox-Zucker

2009-07-14 09:21:16 PM

DIGITALgimpus

2009-07-14 09:24:15 PM

Looking at these pics makes me wonder: why would you pay for that?

Seriously. I can't see how this is an improvement, or fools anyone. Why pay for it?

I guess peoples sense of self image just warps in some cases, these being a prime example.

Some don't even look human.

AmazingRuss

2009-07-14 09:25:45 PM

swahnhennessy: Do celebrities not look at each other? Or is it that they only look at each other, and thus have no other comparison of what looks good? The race for beauty finishes ugly. Have some freakin' dignity.

Eventually, celebrities will wear gigantic plates in their lips.

Johnny Bananapeel

2009-07-14 09:26:29 PM

Tech N9ne

2009-07-14 09:26:38 PM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

No, you are alone in that.
i27.tinypic.com

thesubliminalman

2009-07-14 09:30:07 PM

Who was the guy with the red jacket ?
www.thebiographychannel.ca

Zombie Hitler

2009-07-14 09:31:51 PM

prickle27: Uncle Tractor

Holy shiat! That looks like the monster from the end of Quarantine!

Turn off your flashlight! Don't startle her!

DiscoSuperfly

2009-07-14 09:33:07 PM

Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

JoeJitsu

2009-07-14 09:35:02 PM

First, Farrah had her face lifted.

Now she's had her body lowered.

/Aisle seat, please.

AmazingRuss

2009-07-14 09:36:54 PM

DiscoSuperfly: Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

You walk through the subway
her eyes burn a hole in your back
a footstep behind you
she lunges prepared for attack

betelgeux

2009-07-14 09:41:37 PM

Now that it has been thoroughly beat into the ground but the first thing I thought of when I seen Tina Louise was Eddie from the cover of the Killers album. UP THE IRONS

bigredmoose

2009-07-14 09:42:45 PM

10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

mochunk

2009-07-14 09:44:40 PM

DiscoSuperfly: Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

Eddy looks spry and fit in comparison.

Haplo127x

2009-07-14 09:46:41 PM

bigredmoose: 10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

Awww, that's cute. Are we sure any of the 18 year olds here on Fark are going to recognize BASIC? Now I feel old again...plastic surgery, here I come!

thesubliminalman

2009-07-14 09:47:14 PM

Madonnas face transplant disaster

hairywoogit

2009-07-14 09:53:38 PM

Haplo127x: bigredmoose: 10 kill subby
20 burn computer screen
30 scratch out own eyes
40 goto 10

Awww, that's cute. Are we sure any of the 18 year olds here on Fark are going to recognize BASIC? Now I feel old again...plastic surgery, here I come!

Heh. I remember my BASIC days. Had PASCAL at the same time...

SAN:=99;
While SAN>1 do
begin
Followgorgorlink;
Vieweyebleachimage;
Screamassouldessicates;
SAN:=SAN-1;
end;

Apologies for the Call of Cthulhu reference, it seemed so... appropriate to this thread.

mmm... pancake

2009-07-14 09:53:43 PM

Won't somebody think of the children?!

4.bp.blogspot.com

pestluvr

2009-07-14 10:06:07 PM

Haplo127x: Am I a bad person if I feel kid of gleeful about Nikki Cox's new face? My husband confided to me once that she was his 'dream girl' when he was younger but I just showed him her new picture and he shuddered. She's 5 years younger than me and looks 10 years older. That just completely reinforced my decision to avoid heavy cosmetics and plastic surgery. Thanks Fark!

My husband shrieked "She used to be HOT!" when he saw that pic.

/he blames Jay Mohr

phlegmmo

2009-07-14 10:06:21 PM

This

made me think of this
www.poster.net

Marshall Banana

2009-07-14 10:06:23 PM

People who are elderly - not hurr hurr you're 40 so you're like really old - but people who are actually elderly - north of 65 - should not try to look 20.

Ever. Don't do it. It doesn't work. Stop trying.

Age gracefully, fer chrissake.

PruneTracy

2009-07-14 10:09:24 PM

Faye Dunaway looks like Mickey Rourke and vice versa.

SFW

2009-07-14 10:10:05 PM

AAAAAAJOANVANARKAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

pestluvr

2009-07-14 10:10:51 PM

Conspicuously absent:

images.google.com

/also can't stand Jerry Lawler's new eyes

vudukungfu

2009-07-14 10:11:55 PM

Zombie Hitler: .

That's decades of wearing a comfortable bra right there.

i'm in my 0's and lok hot enough with out surgery, but keerice TT
My balls have seen more gravity than her tits.
Don't they make ball bras?

Savoir-Faire

2009-07-14 10:12:07 PM

Behold the hotness that Nikki Cox was.

BEHOLD! (new window)

Master of the Flying Guillotine

2009-07-14 10:12:38 PM

John Buck 41

2009-07-14 10:13:02 PM

JonnyBGoode: Yea, debate definitely over.

No way MaryAnne's boobs were that big back in the day.

thesubliminalman

2009-07-14 10:16:36 PM

nemoxnine: Madonna was obviously the pick of the bunch, but I think this would look quite cute given a better picture

Like this ? Whut the 'ell ?

vudukungfu

2009-07-14 10:16:47 PM

Aisling McStabby:
Exactly. I pray i can hold it together that well by the time i'm her age.

you sound
canukistani.

WRX_Smokescreen

2009-07-14 10:17:13 PM

mmm... pancake: Won't somebody think of the children?!

www.jeffdunhamvideo.com

MIRV888

2009-07-14 10:19:01 PM

DarkLancelot: The problem with plastic surgery is that once it goes wrong, there's no coming back. I'm glad I'm not vain or in show business, I could never do that. I earn every wrinkle and grey hair. Each is a sign of my continued existence against all odds.

You sir, have won the internet(s). In its entirety.

PainfulItching

2009-07-14 10:22:22 PM

Av8rLuvr: I don't know how this didn't make the list.

He just had his eyes circumcised.

And Jocelyne Wildenstein looks like she got set on fire and put out with a wet bike chain.

dissent/dysentery

2009-07-14 10:24:05 PM

John Buck 41: JonnyBGoode: Yea, debate definitely over.

No way MaryAnne's boobs were that big back in the day.

Put it where?

/the debate, to rest.

Momzilla59

2009-07-14 10:29:19 PM

Therion:(Farrah pic) I don't think she looks like this anymore.

I wish they had edited their list. I'm sure there are plenty of other faded stars out there who've had a nip and a tuck.

betelgeux

2009-07-14 10:33:37 PM

Now don't I feel like a total ass? All Maiden/Eddie references took place in a matter of minutes and I was late to the party.

ajl_mo

2009-07-14 10:34:56 PM

God...not Nikki Cox.

I never understood why she wasn't a bigger star. Killer bod with that girl next door face. And a fairly good actress even on a train wreck of a sit-com like Unhappily Ever After (new window)

per wiki she's married to that farker Jay Mohr. 10'll get you 20 that worth bastard talked her into it.

generaltimmy

2009-07-14 10:38:43 PM

The prettiest one on there is Bret Michaels.

ajl_mo: God...not Nikki Cox.

I never understood why she wasn't a bigger star. Killer bod with that girl next door face. And a fairly good actress even on a train wreck of a sit-com like Unhappily Ever After (new window)

per wiki she's married to that farker Jay Mohr. 10'll get you 20 that worth bastard talked her into it.

Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).

Persnickety

2009-07-14 10:38:44 PM

Were they all there as part of a casting call to replace this guy?

Bagelox-99

2009-07-14 10:39:16 PM

I blame teh ghey males for the plastic surgery horror show. They have bent the media idea of beauty to their own ends, to the point where fake youth is to be preferred to real oldness. Gotta keep the faaabulous going at all costs. Thinner, smoother, phonier is the way to go.

/still convinced Kathy Griffin had her face jobbed to score points with her ghey audience.

Ordell

2009-07-14 10:43:01 PM

Not bad for a 75 year old.

Shame she just turned 23.

Itys

2009-07-14 10:43:06 PM

DiscoSuperfly: Ginger belongs on the cover of an Iron Maiden album...

Wow, just wow, but I think Eddy would be scared.

Lunatic Tassle

2009-07-14 10:46:03 PM

Seriously, what is it about a facelift that makes a person eye's freakishly small??

Marshall Banana

2009-07-14 10:47:21 PM

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

They're the ones trying to maintain the sexual attractiveness of a 20 year old long past the point where biology is going to let that happen. People are judging the success of their efforts.

Dawn Wells appears to be aging naturally and nicely. It would be rude in the extreme to start judging her by the same criteria.

ajl_mo

2009-07-14 10:48:19 PM

generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

BenJammin

2009-07-14 10:50:11 PM

Tina Louise (Ginger) is 75+

She looks better than
Joan Van Arc 66
Jacki Stallone 88
Liza Minelli (close) 63
Jocelyne Wildenstein 69

JohnCarter

2009-07-14 10:50:46 PM

Was not sure Lil Kim was in Conan - who knew

www.blogsmithmedia.com

Oh_Enough_Already

2009-07-14 11:01:31 PM

Good lord.

Almost every single one of them looks like either a burn victim or a Downs-Syndrome afflicted Batman villain.

And people do this to themselves on PURPOSE!?!?!?

It's the dermatological equivalent of a comb-over.

Blech!

doctorwormwood

2009-07-14 11:01:45 PM

well I feel sane now...

vicejay

2009-07-14 11:03:45 PM

Did someone ask for some eyebleach?

img.metro.co.uk

raptusregaliter

2009-07-14 11:04:38 PM

I just had dinner. Ugh.

I'm betting these idiots never look in the mirror. They have stylists and crap. Ugh.

Av8rLuvr: I don't know how this didn't make the list.

Yeah, I dunno. Burt would've been just fine had he left his face alone. He was kinda cute back in the day, but now he just looks... alien. Scary. Plasticky. Pick a descriptive. Yikes.

Give me one hawt Tom Selleck ca. 2009, au naturel:

www.contactmusic.com

April, 2009, in fact. Without makeup, in sunlight. Hubba hubba.

//have someone do an age progression on Burt's original face
///bet he'd still be acceptable
//hotter than the sun

vicejay

2009-07-14 11:05:18 PM

More eyebleach!

www.accidentalsexiness.com

vicejay

2009-07-14 11:07:33 PM

And, one more.. This should get me a few months shaved off purgatory..

www.humorpass.com

spammuncher

2009-07-14 11:07:46 PM

I've seen Joan Rivers in person and photos can not do justice to the train wreck that is her face. Melanie Griffith is also missing from the list. I've also seen her in person and it's sad that see did that work to her face.

/too lazy to post a photo of Melanie

Oh_Enough_Already

2009-07-14 11:07:57 PM

raptusregaliter: I just had dinner. Ugh.

I'm betting these idiots never look in the mirror.

Maybe their mirrors are really flatscreen monitors with motion detection infrared that shows them what they looked like X number of years ago. (Hey, they're rich enough.)

Must be a biatch keeping them away from shop windows and other naturally reflective surfaces.

spammuncher

2009-07-14 11:09:11 PM

vicejay: More eyebleach!

Thank you

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 11:14:01 PM

ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

ZeroCorpse

2009-07-14 11:16:48 PM

And yet all I keep hearing is how the people in Hollywood are just so beautiful...

Haplo127x

2009-07-14 11:19:19 PM

Your_Huckleberry: ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

As I keep saying, a good support bra worn throughout life will stop that stuff from happening. Do you perverts here want to hear that? No, you want your women to have 44GG's and let them swing free. You can't have a balcony without support and expect it to stay upright.

dee231

2009-07-14 11:20:08 PM

octopied: Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

I've had my nose done. I thoroughly researched my surgeon before getting it done. You can't tell I've had my nose worked on, really good result. Would I do it all over again? I'm really not sure. A large part of my decision to get this done was other people's comments. In school kids used to call me a witch. I even had total strangers make negative comments about my nose before having it done. Final straw? When I came into some money and my own mother said "now you can get your nose done"! I had never even made a comment to her about my nose before. When I looked in the mirror my nose never really bothered me but other people's remnders about how big my nose was did. Now I can blend in if I want to or be noticed for my fashion sense.

/really not bitter
//my boyfriend was with me before the nose job and never said anything about my nose to me, when I told him I was thinking about getting it done he said he'd support me either way. He's a keeper.
///Would NEVER get any other ps.

Oh_Enough_Already

2009-07-14 11:22:14 PM

dee231: octopied: Wow, does plastic surgery actually ever improve anyones looks? Aside from having a pre existing facial deformity, or being in a horrible accident, I don't get why people would even want to do this. Whats wrong with looking like "you" anyways?

I've had my nose done. I thoroughly researched my surgeon before getting it done. You can't tell I've had my nose worked on, really good result. Would I do it all over again? I'm really not sure. A large part of my decision to get this done was other people's comments. In school kids used to call me a witch. I even had total strangers make negative comments about my nose before having it done. Final straw? When I came into some money and my own mother said "now you can get your nose done"! I had never even made a comment to her about my nose before. When I looked in the mirror my nose never really bothered me but other people's remnders about how big my nose was did. Now I can blend in if I want to or be noticed for my fashion sense.

/really not bitter
//my boyfriend was with me before the nose job and never said anything about my nose to me, when I told him I was thinking about getting it done he said he'd support me either way. He's a keeper.
///Would NEVER get any other ps.

Pics or it didn't septum.

Permagrin

2009-07-14 11:26:19 PM

I know I'm late to the party but..

cman41886

2009-07-14 11:31:58 PM

TommyymmoT: IGGY POP RELEASES TOUR DATES

you owe me one keyboard

rewind2846

2009-07-14 11:32:03 PM

vicejay: Did someone ask for some eyebleach?

More like eyeBULGE...
/boioioioiong!

ChewbaccaJones

2009-07-14 11:32:39 PM

"And I ran out into the street...I was screaming 'Zelda's DEAD!!,
ZELDA'S DEAD!!' And the neighbors they came out and saw me and
thought I was crying.

...but you know, I think I was laughing."

/yeah its mean
//no I won't look that good when I'm 80

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-14 11:35:08 PM

Haplo127x: Your_Huckleberry: ajl_mo: generaltimmy: Christina Applegate already had a career. (shot that Unhappily ever after was a Married w/ Children knock off).
*********
I have a feeling you're right. Too bad... I always thought Nikki had a ton more acting potential than Christina.

Crap.....again per wiki the girl is only 31. What the crap is a 31 yo doing getting shiatty surgery like that. farking Jay Mohr (new window).

That's the picture I was thinking of. She looks like she's melting. Even that magnificent rack looks like a beach house sliding into the ocean.

As I keep saying, a good support bra worn throughout life will stop that stuff from happening. Do you perverts here want to hear that? No, you want your women to have 44GG's and let them swing free. You can't have a balcony without support and expect it to stay upright.

Uh...I don't have a problem with sports bras. Especially if they prevent stuff like that.

Still, 31 is pretty young to look like that.

rewind2846

2009-07-14 11:44:19 PM

DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year

chickyraptor

2009-07-14 11:50:31 PM

SomeTexan

2009-07-14 11:56:56 PM

Yes, Mary Ann's boobies were that "big", i.e., natural. Her contemporary b-size is consistent with her contemporary size overall. I mean, she was slightly slender in the Gilligan's Island days (slender in a curvy way, not a bag-o'-antlers way), but she is heavier now, so her breasts are fuller.

markie_farkie

2009-07-14 11:58:51 PM

More eyebleach for those of you who endured scrolling down through this entire thread:

blogofhilarity.com

All natural, all real, COMPLETELY sexy.

bgilmore5

2009-07-15 12:03:59 AM

exick: Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

Nikki Cox makes me a sad panda. The difference between what she used to look like and now, in only a few short years, is staggering.

I came here to say that about Nikki Cox also. WHY OH WHY? Caught Barbara Eden in an old "I Dream of Jeannie" the other night. She was absolutely hot then. Same with Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke years especially.

eggrolls

2009-07-15 12:03:59 AM

One question:
img188.imageshack.us

When did Dawn Welles develop huge boobs? I sure don't remember seeing them on Gilligan's Island.

blogs.creativeloafing.com

Vash's Apprentice

2009-07-15 12:04:49 AM

The right way to age:
www.peoples.ru

The guy's about 66, for Pete's sake! Either he has a heckuva surgeon or he carries the Dick Clark gene.

John Buck 41

2009-07-15 12:06:25 AM

SomeTexan: Yes, Mary Ann's boobies were that "big", i.e., natural. Her contemporary b-size is consistent with her contemporary size overall. I mean, she was slightly slender in the Gilligan's Island days (slender in a curvy way, not a bag-o'-antlers way), but she is heavier now, so her breasts are fuller.

Those (the current models, that is) are most emphatically not B cups.

SomeTexan

2009-07-15 12:08:57 AM

Not b-cups, b-size. I meant breast size.

/sigh

John Buck 41

2009-07-15 12:12:30 AM

SomeTexan: Not b-cups, b-size. I meant breast size.

/sigh

Ah, okay.

MeanJean

2009-07-15 12:14:14 AM

rewind2846

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year

This...this is why I slather myself in sunblock.

/protect teh skin
//fark tanning!

sleeps in trees

2009-07-15 12:19:42 AM

rewind2846: DarthBrooks: Not too shabby for 57.

Damn skippy... black don't crack. Plus we're usually not lying out on the beach trying to get tan in our teens and 20's and ending up looking like Rich Corinthian Leather by the time we hit 35...
/my mother's youngest sister still gets mistaken for her daughter's older sister
//she's 61 this year

You know, I think it does have alot to do with genetics. I'm white but my father is black. I look younger than my 40 years compared to my friends.

That being said, even with light skin I can spend 30 min in the sun and look like I've been to Hawaii for a month. The down side is wicked hyperpigmentation and scaring so any plastic surgery is out.

icanhazstapler

2009-07-15 12:21:03 AM

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

I'm surprised that you were able to type that all out with your fat fingers. Did you have to stop halfway for a snickers bar?

Miss Stein

2009-07-15 12:22:45 AM

Tartan69

2009-07-15 12:29:55 AM

approves

SomeTexan

2009-07-15 12:30:15 AM

While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Back to face lifts, I didn't understand about Madonna. She has had work done? I don't think so.

And she is *not* hot.

/ Seen her legs below the knee?
// Granny legs
/// shudders

John Buck 41

2009-07-15 12:32:54 AM

SomeTexan: While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Nah, she was a B then. Maybe a C. Definitely a D now.

bgilmore5

2009-07-15 12:36:46 AM

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Ummmm...Yeah! They made their money because of their looks. If they had not been beautiful in their youth, they would have been just like the rest of us. They are the ones that are trying to hold onto their youth. Most on here have said they looked better without the plastic surgery, so how are we encouraging this behavior?

fusillade762

2009-07-15 12:46:49 AM

Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Your_Huckleberry: fusillade762: Drone1047: Virginia Madsen is still hot.

That is all.

I was gonna say the same thing. I don't think she's had any work done. Botox maybe, but that's about it.

Not to state the obvious...twice....but Virginia Madson wasn't the subject of that photo, Cher was. And Virginia Madson is super hot. See? Twice.

Condescending for no reason much?

I did a cntl+f for "madsen" to check for any mention of that before I posted and found none. So why did TMZ include her in a pic with Cher? And slap her name on the caption below? .

/at least we still agree that Madsen's hot
//need to rent "Electric Dreams" again, rrrow!

Huh? Oh,no, I wasn't tring to be, sorry.

I meant obvious because it didn't look like Madson had any work done and was really hot. But I wasn't trying to be rude or anything.

I find it hard to believe they couldn't find a pic of Cher by herself

I don't know, but they should have.

All is forgiven *hugs*!

/I should be kept away from teh internets when druhk, I get overly sensitive

Firefly4F4

2009-07-15 12:52:04 AM

That is a CRUEL website.

A bunch of pictures that will make you reach for the eye bleach, but the nearest tempting link -- a Shawn Johnson slide show -- would get you a visit from Chris Hansen,

The only safe thing to do is not click on the link nor the FARK forum.

sheikmagnet

2009-07-15 01:03:19 AM

Lara Flynn Boyle looks like a fat asian kid now...
www.vh1.com

vice_magnet

2009-07-15 01:09:58 AM

atlfarkette: Madonna is pretty and should not have messed with her face.

www.jaunted.com

logophile

2009-07-15 01:12:40 AM

Uncle Tractor: <i>Real teeth aren't chalk white. Yechh..</i>
---
know how i can tell you're British?

(j/k)

Gridlock

2009-07-15 01:16:49 AM

// Frankenstein School of Beauty.

KatjaMouse

2009-07-15 01:27:48 AM

Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

Phosphorus

2009-07-15 01:31:36 AM

why was renee zellwegger not on that list?

/she screwed up her eyes after jerry maguire and now i can't stand to look at her

Voodoo_Stu

2009-07-15 01:35:59 AM

KatjaMouse:
What is that from?
Doctor Who
2nd episode with Eccleston, IIRC.

420666

2009-07-15 01:45:29 AM

Who is this lady and whats wrong with her hands? Did she have a stroke?

paradroid

2009-07-15 01:45:58 AM

"They found me in the wreckage, a lump of flesh. They rebuilt me.
Everything works. But they had never seen a human.
They had no guide for putting me back together."

vampjac.com

420666

2009-07-15 01:47:58 AM

Standard Deviant

2009-07-15 01:57:37 AM

John Buck 41: SomeTexan: While I'm here, let me clear up a misconception about cups sizes. Mary Ann was a C, maybe a D then, she is a D now. But the letters don't have much to do with size, they are about shape. It just so happens that D-shaped breasts are nearly always bigger.

Nah, she was a B then. Maybe a C. Definitely a D now.

I agree completely. Those are much fuller, but still - they look natural.

Am I the only one who tips the screen to see the areola shadowing in the pic? Is there something serious going on there?

RoxtarRyan

2009-07-15 01:58:43 AM

"What the fark was that?"
"Your sister has turned into a zombie!"

Gridlock

2009-07-15 01:59:23 AM

Gridlock

2009-07-15 02:05:13 AM

eddie van heinous: Oh, and, I seriously doubt Carrot Top has a facelift. A half dozen other procedures, sure. Probably not a facelift.

img70.imageshack.us

// Pulling this out since I was compelled to make it on the last FARK corset thread.
// Pissed a lot of folks off there too.
// Still gives me so much glee everytime I see it.

leadmetal

2009-07-15 02:23:24 AM

kokomo61: As far as Mary Ann and Ginger.....Dawn Wells (she was my favorite)...is the same age as Granny (Irene Ryan) was when she DIED. Tina Louise is 3 years older.....so if you like them know, think about how Granny would look with a face lift.

I thought Irene Ryan was one of those people who looked much older than they really were. One of those actors who looked old 30 years ago and you wonder how they can still be alive.

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

I think you missed the Betty White comments.

KatjaMouse: What is that from?

Dr. Who, new version. I was gonna post that myself actually.

batou

2009-07-15 02:35:13 AM

wow... just wow...

FarkinNortherner

2009-07-15 02:56:08 AM

Gah. Eyebleach from the 'less is more' file:

img401.imageshack.us

cloud_van_dame

2009-07-15 03:12:26 AM

Your_Huckleberry: But, she's 31 years old. Thirty-One

I was guessing 45. Must be some bad sun damage there, or bad genetics, or a drug habit.

Sharon Stone looks good, though, and she's over 50. Both Sharon Stone and Madonna are serious yoga and health food fanatics. It's not plastic surgery that's keeping them in good shape.

Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude

2009-07-15 03:54:21 AM

Ellen Barkin has no reason being on that list. It's obviously supposed to be a list of bad face lifts.

Ellen Barkin is hot for her age, facelift or not.

Craptacular

2009-07-15 04:13:21 AM

I don't know if anyone pointed this out yet...but...

Nikki Cox married Jay Mohr.

He took her name.

Jay Cox Mohr.

Nuff said

trian1

2009-07-15 04:18:24 AM

Example of actress who has grown old gracefully, and still looks good
www.tvguidemagazine.com

(Hotlinked)

John Hopoate

2009-07-15 04:44:32 AM

I'm 40, had a hard life of ciggies, booze, drugs, late nights and working in the sun all day and still get mistaken for 30. Wouldn't care if I looked 50, it's been a blast

/growing old diasgracefully
//good genes FTW

Doctor Jan Itor

2009-07-15 05:01:38 AM

Some people have better surgeons.
www.blogcdn.com

Gawdzila

2009-07-15 05:17:20 AM

/That pretty much covers how I felt about every single picture

Gawdzila

2009-07-15 05:21:21 AM

exick: Mary Tyler Moore's wasn't so bad. Yes, I would. So would you, don't lie.
Barbara Eden? Yep, still.

This:
www.blogsmithmedia.com

And this?

How old are you, in your 60s?
Cause if not, that's gross man.
I absolutely WOULD NOT, and that is no lie.

navanax

2009-07-15 05:32:46 AM

queenb4biatch: Lara Flynn Boyle...damn...

Now THAT is tragedy.

ItchyMcDoogle

2009-07-15 05:32:49 AM

if there ever was a need for the Shocked Batman pict i dont know what is..
You let me down fark..

Jamieboy

2009-07-15 06:10:27 AM

Donatella Versace looks like a drag queen. A very bad drag queen.

I saw her once in a restaurant in NY, and I almost shait myself when she turned around and I saw her ass. jesus. And from what I could hear, she's not a very pleasant person, but maybe she was just having a bad day.

gothelder

2009-07-15 06:21:24 AM

Who in the fark is Alfredo Palacios. I do not particularly follow TV, but I am sure I would have noticed something that hideous.

gothelder

2009-07-15 06:23:19 AM

Minbari?

/ but from which direction?

Mykeru

2009-07-15 06:40:23 AM

Nimue: ow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

You sound fat.

gimmeasammich

2009-07-15 06:50:18 AM

Xerxes99: Someone get her a sammich!

You called?

Also, DarthBrooks who was that?

And Johnny Caspar Jr too freakin funny!

Anyone else think the red jacketed tango dancer dude looked a little bit like Dan Akroyd?

kptchris

2009-07-15 07:21:41 AM

It's the circle of life. In another 30 years or so, all of our actors will look like f'ing retards from all the plastic wedged into and around their pieholes to look young. And then all the womens will think fugly people are hot. And then the South shall rise again.

Oh good lord. What have I done...

jgeisle

2009-07-15 07:25:35 AM

HAMMERTOE

2009-07-15 07:58:51 AM

Somehow, they missed one:

latimesblogs.latimes.com

ObeliskToucher

2009-07-15 08:20:21 AM

gothelder: Minbari?

/ but from which direction?

Bajoran-Minbari hybrid, I think...

rnatalie

2009-07-15 08:31:42 AM

What's this "and the rest" shiat?

l.yimg.com

roughridersfan

2009-07-15 08:40:23 AM

KatjaMouse: Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

That's from a Doctor Who episode where The Doctor and Rose(?) jump to the future when Earth is about to be destroyed by the Sun. She was the last surviving member of the human race, IIRC.

Lou Stoolz

2009-07-15 08:40:49 AM

dougfm

2009-07-15 09:14:44 AM

Tina Louise is 75 years old. Dawn Wells is 70. I'd say the Ginger vs Mary Anne debate was over a looong time ago.

discospinster

2009-07-15 09:19:23 AM

Angela Bassett, born 1958. This is how you age people!

sigpop

2009-07-15 09:19:29 AM

it's sad when you can say joan rivers looks like one of the more normal ppl in those pics.

madden101

2009-07-15 09:24:01 AM

Teri Hatcher is by far the most hittable of that bunch. And while Madonna isn't normally my cup of tea, that pic looked nothing like her. Maybe because she wasn't revealing her lovely English pearly whites?

ObscureNameHere

2009-07-15 09:34:46 AM

KatjaMouse: Oznog:

The ultimate end of radical plastic surgery.

MOISTURIZE ME!!!

What is that from?

Doctor Who, new-style series, Season 1 with Christopher Eccelston as the Doctor, episode 2, if I recall correctly. The character pictured actually comes again in a much later episode.

If you haven't watched any of the new Doctor Who's and don't have the time to start, but do want to see some quality sci-fi, do what I told a friend to do: go download an episode called "Blink". Watch it.
Have a Good night!

Pxtl

2009-07-15 09:36:14 AM

Dear women of Hollywood:

DON'T TOUCH YOUR farkING LIPS!

Signed, the world.

Seriously, the ones who got things tightened up a bit don't look bad - a little stretched, maybe, but not bad. The ones with the lip-jobs all look inhuman.

Pxtl

2009-07-15 09:42:44 AM

DarthBrooks: I swear I wouldn't know who this was if I didn't look at the filename.

What a disaster.

Well, she looks _good_, but yeah - getting her nose done utterly murdered her career. She's just not Jennifer Grey anymore.

SpeelChuck

2009-07-15 09:48:01 AM

1. TTWNWONames of the docs, both the ones who did the good work and the ones who botched it bad. Names, I need names.

2. Some of these people look awful because they have had multiple procedures (like Joan Rivers or, Gawd help us, Jocelyne Wildenstein). I don't understand where they find doctors willing to work on them. Who'd want to be associated with a sunken ship? After a certain point, you can't even see what the original looked like, to get some kind of reference point on how much to change. I've got to assume these people were not interested in turning back the clock and looking like they did when they were young - they wanted to look like someone else did when that someone was young.

Some of those people make a living from looking cartoonish and are proud of their larger-than-life features - Dolly Parton, Amanda LePore (who's actually a transvestite, for anyone who may not know)

3. Most people who didn't do radical work, and who didn't overhaul their entire faces, don't look that bad. And, paradoxically, it tends to look better if you start a little younger. If you wait till the lines are deeply grooved in, the change is going to be so drastic you end up looking like a clown. But if you do a little bit of work, gradually, over a period of time, starting when the changes start (your face is starting to sag and make you look tired/angry when you don't feel that way), it looks much better.

Madonna, Sharon Stone, Faye Dunaway, Farrah don't look bad. Madonna looks like a completely different person, but she's transformed herself a few times, so part of it is the different hair and different style overall, although her features are also very different now. But the work was good and she looks okay, as long as she can get used to the new face.

Liza doesn't look bad considering she's got to be around 70 or probably more. At least nothing specific looks really botched.

All the 65+'s who are trying to look 30 look awful, and the ones whose doctors botched something specific (drooping eye, lips too puffy, etc.) look like freaks. The slideshow isn't showing the ones who had really superb plastic surgery like Michelle Pfeiffer or an old-timey actress Dina Merrill (new window), who had her face-lifts done many years ago with older technology but still looked pretty terrific. They also didn't show Glen Close or Meryl Streep, who've both had work done, but neither of whom chose to eliminate their appearances or all their expression lines, and both of whom look fantastic.

I wonder if the split goes down the coasts, with East Coast doctors working more conservatively than the surgeons in Beverly Hills, where all the women, even the older ones, simply demand 25-year old faces. I have a feeling that on the East Coast, the women are more realistic about the results they should expect.

Carrot Top is something even the Messiah will not be able to explain, when He comes to redeem the world.

Coiled Hot 1

2009-07-15 09:59:09 AM

Father time waits for no man, and certainly, certainly, no woman.

Unique_Login

2009-07-15 09:59:13 AM

A word of defense for Jennifer Grey:
I'd read before that she had a bad reaction to a nose job (or maybe just a bad nose job) and it took a lot of surgery to correct it. And since I just looked it up and had my recollections confirmed by Wikipedia, it's totally true, dude.

Richard Roma

2009-07-15 10:10:59 AM

Unique_Login: A word of defense for Jennifer Grey:
I'd read before that she had a bad reaction to a nose job (or maybe just a bad nose job) and it took a lot of surgery to correct it. And since I just looked it up and had my recollections confirmed by Wikipedia, it's totally true, dude.

Then maybe she shouldn't have had the nose job in the first place.

bgddy24601

2009-07-15 10:24:07 AM

Rubber Biscuit: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Teri Hatcher's not too bad, though.

they're fake, and they're spectacular?

/stopped trying to search the comments to see if it is repeat.
//if it is, tiny fist and all that jazz

Cornelis de Gyselaer

2009-07-15 10:49:50 AM

It only goes to show cute is usually forever and beauty fades... Fades really quickly if you use a plastic surgeon who stole Stephen King's imagination

Insert_Obscure_80's_Pop_Culture_Reference_Here

2009-07-15 10:51:22 AM

jgeisle

Is she...is she, yours?

Tissot

2009-07-15 11:01:41 AM

2 words =

Alfredo Palacios

I don't know who the fark this is, but holy crap - my day is ruined from seeing that.

Crude

2009-07-15 11:03:11 AM

LEAVE BARBARA EDEN ALONE!!1!!

My Jeannie can do whatever she wants to, garbdammit!

/would hit it so hard the Earth would be knocked out of orbit

Cornelis de Gyselaer

2009-07-15 11:05:15 AM

Here's one for ya (sorta NSFW)

Link

rewind2846

2009-07-15 11:11:25 AM

SpeelChuck:
Some of those people make a living from looking cartoonish and are proud of their larger-than-life features - Dolly Parton, Amanda LePore (who's actually a ~~transvestite~~ transsexual, for anyone who may not know)

Google her... she's had the chop. "Transvestites" play dress-up... "transsexuals" are committed.

FTFY

GinnyTonic

2009-07-15 11:44:37 AM

ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Not only hot, but can also glide from treetops:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Nelly Furtaco

2009-07-15 11:46:58 AM

Separated at birth?

MLWS

2009-07-15 11:53:01 AM

Facelift + Botox = CARICATURE

Our society needs to get of the youth train. Aging is part of life. Get the fark over it, embrace who you are.

Hosebeatings

2009-07-15 12:00:11 PM

TheGreatZarquon: headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Even better luck getting THIS^ out of your head. Yes, it's NSFW, and probably not safe for your sanity either.

It's by the same guy who directed those Burger King commercials that looked like a Hee Haw ripoff^.

NittLion78

2009-07-15 12:53:26 PM

Kludge, your Thulsa Doom reference has won my heart. You can come over to my house and f*** my sister.

JasonThomasX

2009-07-15 01:07:09 PM

sheikmagnet: Lara Flynn Boyle looks like a fat asian kid now...

That is not Lara Flynn Boyle. I just cannot accept that. I wanted her so bad back in The Practice days.

And damn, Dawn Wells and Morgan Fairchild still look good. Same with Racquel Welch, what a gorgeous woman still.

Hosebeatings

2009-07-15 01:11:04 PM

Nimue: Wow. This thread is hilarious. Go to any thread that even remotely features a woman and everybody in it is judging her forehead, nose, stomach, arms, etc. Is it any wonder that women who were attractive in their youths get a complex when they start to wrinkle and sag. You guys are part of the problem. So either stop complaining in this thread or in the threads about women in their 30s with crows feet.

Once you broads start sagging and wrinking up, you get to experience what it's like to be constantly rejected because you aren't perfect. You know, just like you were doing to pretty much any guy who wasn't a reject from a boy band or Captain of the football team back in high school.

Biology's revenge, biatches.

MyMindIsGoingDave

2009-07-15 02:00:48 PM

JohnCarter: Was not sure Lil Kim was in Conan - who knew

Contemplate your sins on the tree of woe..

Whack-a-Mole

2009-07-15 02:12:01 PM

Gridlock

That C-Top gives me the LOL's every time!

swarms909

2009-07-15 02:17:52 PM

Note to self: never get a face lift. No, no, better yet: don't base your self worth on your appearance.

Ordell

2009-07-15 02:41:13 PM

And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

vygramul

2009-07-15 02:55:10 PM

GinnyTonic: ne2d: I know I'm in a tiny minority here, but I think she is f'n hot:

Not only hot, but can also glide from treetops:

Holy cow: Is that the Arm of Vecna?

xgnu

2009-07-15 03:03:20 PM

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

blah blah LIBTARD durrr harglba LIBTARD har! har! har!
LIBTARD borsh ke dorf.

I wouldn't want a whore who would quit on me once I got half way up her ass.

TypoFlyspray

2009-07-15 03:03:31 PM

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

There is nothing wrong with Sarah Palin that cannot be solved with a ball gag.

John Buck 41

2009-07-15 03:10:23 PM

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

2 years? Isn't it more like 10 months?

Your_Huckleberry

2009-07-15 03:46:53 PM

John Buck 41: Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

2 years? Isn't it more like 10 months?

September to July.......yeah, pretty much.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think even the folks who really detest her ever thought she wasn't good looking. Hell, I think even Olbermann called her attractive or something.

Also, Diane Lane is an excellent example of aging very well.

6502programmer

2009-07-15 03:52:44 PM

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: /what do you call someone who graduates last in their class from medical school?
//Doctor.

What do you call someone who graduates last in the class from law school?
Your Honor.

SwingAwayMarell

2009-07-15 04:07:37 PM

mad_prophet_tx: SwingAwayMarell: SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t.

She died in 1995.

Nothing gets by you does it?

MeanJean

2009-07-15 04:27:10 PM

Your_Huckleberry

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think even the folks who really detest her ever thought she wasn't good looking. Hell, I think even Olbermann called her attractive or something.

I agree. I'm an east-coast Obama voting liberal, and I hope I look half as good as her age.

/just hope I don't end up as stupid as she is

Pengfish

2009-07-15 05:22:30 PM

discospinster: Angela Bassett, born 1958. This is how you age people!

I have had a crush on Angela Bassett since I was 12. Still the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

mad_prophet_tx

2009-07-15 07:17:21 PM

SwingAwayMarell: mad_prophet_tx: SwingAwayMarell: SteelPeart: Test, test.

For the "anti" Barbara Eden" comments.

Elizabeth Montgomery was far hotter. Also, you'd never see Samantha pulling this sh*t.

She died in 1995.

Nothing gets by you does it?

It used to. Then they switched Darrins.

Dr. Poison

2009-07-15 08:35:01 PM

Let me outta here!!

Let me outta here!!!

Let me the f* OUTTA HERE!!!!

SomeTexan

2009-07-15 09:40:39 PM

Pengfish (and others): Palin is not stupid, but she is not very well informed. (And she need no work done at all.)

Another good-looking AARP member is Jamie Lee Curtis.

// I wouldn't vote vote for her for president (Palin, I mean) but
// I might vote for her for governor of Texas. The guy we've got
// now (Rick Perry) is a real piece of work.

headfreckle

2009-07-15 10:15:34 PM

Hosebeatings: TheGreatZarquon: headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Even better luck getting THIS^ out of your head. Yes, it's NSFW, and probably not safe for your sanity either.
WOW, just...wow

edwoodca

2009-07-15 10:54:20 PM

headfreckle: Hosebeatings: TheGreatZarquon: headfreckle: It surprises me that Amanda Lepore is the only actual tranny. It just seems like they're all trying to look like trannies.

Lepore once did a spread for Playboy. Good luck getting that out of your head.

Even better luck getting THIS^ out of your head. Yes, it's NSFW, and probably not safe for your sanity either.
WOW, just...wow

Wow is right. The lady with a log, and the backwards talking dwarf from Twin Peaks wouldn't strike me as being out of place in that video clip. What a trip.

Gawdzila

2009-07-15 10:55:00 PM

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

Haha, I don't think that's going to accomplish what you imagined.
I'm left of left, and I think she is pretty MILF-y (even if I'd rather hit the daughter). That isn't the issue.
The issue is that she is as dumb as a bag of hammers.

Smotto

2009-07-15 11:04:04 PM

Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

No doubt, brother.

Just keep taking pictures of her and let her run anything except maybe her own household. No, scratch. She screwed that up, too.

Just keep taking pictures of her.

Ordell

2009-07-16 01:25:08 AM

Smotto: Ordell: And just to incite a little liberal WHARRGARBLLL...

5 kids,
45 years old,
2 years of libtard media abuse,
still eminently hittable.

No doubt, brother.

Just keep taking pictures of her and let her run anything except maybe her own household. No, scratch. She screwed that up, too.

Just keep taking pictures of her.

Mission accomplished.

And yeah, my bad on that "2 years" thing. Only about 10 months. Just feels like 2 years.

pheed

2009-07-16 04:21:57 AM

atlfarkette: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!

www.tvgasm.com

First thing I thought of...

shanec2000

2009-07-16 09:54:19 AM

This is why you DON'T go to the Briar Patch for cosmetic surgery.

/hot
//the link, not this thread
///gonna go rinse my eyes out with baking soda now...

Nelly Furtaco

2009-07-16 03:54:47 PM

Ooooh ohhh, I got one: Brides of Skankenstein.

sminkypinky

2009-07-16 10:12:16 PM

Cosmetic surgery on your PC....

Link (new window)

zilbel1038

2009-07-17 04:39:42 AM

pestluvr: Conspicuously absent:

/also can't stand Jerry Lawler's new eyes

www.shagoto.com