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(Movieline) Interesting David Carradine's last film features straps, dwarves and lady boys, just like his autopsy   (movieline.com) divider line 49
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phlegmmo 2009-07-14 06:59:37 PM  
Gasp!

 
Isuldirs 2009-07-14 06:59:45 PM  
No Grasshoppers?

 
oakleyblades 2009-07-14 07:00:24 PM  
No fishnets, wigs, and nut ropes?

 
Nakito 2009-07-14 07:09:48 PM  
He was just rehearsing a role. A professional to the very end.

 
It's Me Bender 2009-07-14 07:10:21 PM  
Video of his suicide (NSFW):

Link

 
proMidget 2009-07-14 07:10:54 PM  
This movie is relevant to my interests...

 
sentunim 2009-07-14 07:19:25 PM  

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2009-07-14 07:20:18 PM  
That was a ladyboy?

 
keylock71 2009-07-14 07:22:28 PM  
You know what? I still think Carradine was the man... despite the fact he apparently had a little *ahem* kink in his rope.

 
vsavatar [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:23:55 PM  
It's Me Bender: Video of his suicide (NSFW):

Link


That would have been a less humiliating way to die than his actual death. I don't think this story would be on Fark if he had shot himself.

 
jehovahs witness protection [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:24:06 PM  
I'm no internet tough guy, but David Carradine was a wuss...couldn't handle a typical night on the town.

/okay....I am an internet tough guy
//but this is fark

 
Crow The Robot 2009-07-14 07:24:14 PM  
I guess a night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

 
HomerButt 2009-07-14 07:24:38 PM  
OK, that was one of those headlines where you laugh and then think "wait, no, that ain't right!"

I love those kinds of headlines.

+1

 
OscarTamerz 2009-07-14 07:25:56 PM  
So he was a method actor and was just staying in character for the sake of artistic achievement as they say at the Oscars. Well, that puts everything in a new light.

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-14 07:27:47 PM  
You gain wisdom, asshopper...

 
Steelsmokin 2009-07-14 07:28:07 PM  
Huh, I didn't know David was a method actor.

I guess it goes to show you that safety words don't help when gagged...

"Was that the safe word???? I dunno, all i heard was mmffrmmrmmmm. I guess that's close enough to onomonopia... Oops we killed an American movie Legend.../facepalm/epicfail."

 
AbbeySomeone 2009-07-14 07:30:38 PM  
Crow The Robot: I guess a night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

Bravo!
Came here to say this, late as usual.

 
BobNesta420 2009-07-14 07:31:16 PM  
I'm thinking his director needs to be questioned about his murder/suicide. Not necessarily a suspect. Just a person of interest.

I bet a lot of people are going to see this movie now, and I doubt many would have chosen to see it had this not happened.

 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:32:46 PM  
Did somebody say Ladyboy?

i125.photobucket.com

 
nucular bum 2009-07-14 07:34:53 PM  
Sounds like a real autopsy-turvy plot line.

 
bingo the psych-o 2009-07-14 07:38:12 PM  
vsavatar: I don't think this story would be on Fark if he had shot himself.

Of course it would have, this is David Carradine were talkin' about.

However Fark personalities do tend to pursue Fark deaths don't they?

 
Hector Remarkable 2009-07-14 07:45:23 PM  
Because of his untimely death he'll really be tied to this film in the minds of his fans.
Much like his penis was tied to his neck.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:52:05 PM  
No long winded monologues about children stepping on fish and backward ass interpretations of comic book heroes?

 
AuntNotAnt [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 08:06:59 PM  
Don't be ridiculous. There were no dwarves involved.

 
sven_kirk 2009-07-14 08:09:27 PM  
Whitest Kids You Know (new window) skit. I saw it on TV a week before his death. Freakin hilarious.

 
Squidgilum 2009-07-14 08:19:10 PM  
Hector Remarkable: Because of his untimely death he'll really be tied to this film in the minds of his fans.
Much like his penis was tied to his neck.


I don't know. Does anyone remember "The Fiendish Plot of Fu Manchu"? It was Peter Sellers' last film and it just sank below the waves never to be heard of again until this post.

 
Chigroe Please 2009-07-14 08:20:54 PM  
ah, gwashoppah, if you snatch dis pebbuhl fromahannn....

I've so got nothing. Kung Fu was great and Carradine was good in that chessy Norris movie about the Texas ranger.

/Had a Dodge that couldn't pull itself out of a puddle, much less being buried alive.

//Zombie Dodge Rams

 
cxwe090 2009-07-14 08:28:49 PM  
+1

I lol'd

 
LottaNawty 2009-07-14 08:36:20 PM  
Films & episodes he was in over the past few years when put in context with his death and the nature thereof we found to be rather amusing.....

The Last Sect
Final Move
Homo Erectus
In Case of Emergency
Fall Down Dead
Permanent Vacation
Hell Ride
Kung Fu Killer
Last Hour
Death Race
My Suicide
Road of No Return

And finally... Six Days in Paradise (post-production)

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 08:42:45 PM  
Am I the first to think of this?

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
tinfoil-hat maggie 2009-07-14 08:47:51 PM  
Juniper Jupiter: Am I the first to think of this?

4.bp.blogspot.com

OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, breath LOL

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 08:51:10 PM  
Jebus. So what is NSFW and what isn't?

 
ghost_who_walks [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 09:26:18 PM  
bingo the psych-o: vsavatar: I don't think this story would be on Fark if he had shot himself.

Of course it would have, this is David Carradine were talkin' about.

However Fark personalities do tend to pursue Fark deaths don't they?


That doesn't bode well for Wil.

 
Sir Vanderhoot 2009-07-14 09:31:46 PM  
Straps?
farm1.static.flickr.com

Last time I tried straps I got this
photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net

I gotta get on those again this week... Silks are for pussies

 
Broom 2009-07-14 09:46:43 PM  
Hector Remarkable: Because of his untimely death he'll really be tied to this film in the minds of his fans.
Much like his penis was tied to his neck.fark you, Hector. A big gulp of Saison beer just went up my nose.

/ Hurts!
// but tastes ok...

 
Broom 2009-07-14 09:51:13 PM  
OK, I totally farked up the html:

Hector Remarkable:
Because of his untimely death he'll really be tied to this film in the minds of his fans.
Much like his penis was tied to his neck.


Fark you, Hector. A big gulp of Saison beer just went up my nose.

/ Hurts!
// but tastes ok...
/// Is still funny...

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 09:56:37 PM  
You had me at "Gina Gershon-alike".

 
randomstranger 2009-07-14 10:09:29 PM  
I was the production designer on this movie so I'm getting a kick out of all these replies...

 
Dangl1ng 2009-07-14 10:10:05 PM  
As long as Break is better than The Donor (new window) I might want to watch it. Jeenus sopping wet Krist. The Donor was so bad it wasn't even funny. Like the Toxic Adventurer but just not even amusing in a 11 year old funny movie way.

/Stupid Netflix recommends
//Watch it Now....
///It was like gouge out my eyes now.

 
BenJammin 2009-07-14 10:10:43 PM  
Maybe he was doing research for a sequel? That's the ticket!

 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:13:16 PM  
Sir Vanderhoot: Straps?


Last time I tried straps I got this


I gotta get on those again this week... Silks are for pussies


You are insane. I'll be adding your name to my "friends" list here on Fark just to see what more comes out of you.

 
Wolfmanjames [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:20:49 PM  
UnspokenVoice: You are insane. I'll be adding your name to my "friends" list here on Fark just to see what more comes out of you.

I'd be more concerned about what gets into Sir Vanderhoot!

 
cycle23 2009-07-14 10:45:44 PM  
Came looking for Herzog, left dissatisfied with a young buck WRITER/PRODUCER/DIRECTOR who maybe read some Burroughs. fark Clebanoff for getting famous over this.

 
Viss 2009-07-14 11:11:22 PM  
I thought his last movie was Crank 2

 
randomstranger 2009-07-14 11:20:07 PM  
cycle23: Came looking for Herzog, left dissatisfied with a young buck WRITER/PRODUCER/DIRECTOR who maybe read some Burroughs. fark Clebanoff for getting famous over this.
Hahahahaha....

 
rodeofrog 2009-07-15 12:54:27 AM  
gin and tonic
bailey's & cream
lager

that's a ladyboy

 
LewDux 2009-07-15 06:47:17 AM  
Wolfmanjames: UnspokenVoice: You are insane. I'll be adding your name to my "friends" list here on Fark just to see what more comes out of you.

I'd be more concerned about what gets into Sir Vanderhoot!


Let's hope it's LIFO and not FIFO

 
Linux_Yes [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 10:40:53 AM  
i think he was a good actor, but you did forget the buttplugs.

 
b04155 2009-07-15 03:32:34 PM  
Wouldn't his last film be Night of the Templar?

 
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