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(IndyStar) Dumbass Man claims he was only "testing a theory" when he claimed on WoW that he planned to blow up an airliner   (indystar.com) divider line 144
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Mr Guy 2009-07-14 04:23:13 PM  
iollow: Tarrick: Perhaps he could have worded it better. If you made it square in such a fashion that each side of the cover is larger than the diagonal of the hole it covers, then the size of the cover would be unnecessarily large.

Right, a circle is the most efficient cover, in terms of how much of the cover is sitting on the lip.


You're thinking in two dimensions. It only needs a lip thicker than the width of the cover. Man hole covers are round primarily because they always have been. Most likely because it was more convenient to measure and cut a round hole than make a square cover fit perfectly.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:24:11 PM  
iollow: Incidentally, you CAN create a square man-hole cover that cannot fall into its own hole. You simply make each side bigger than the diagonal of the lip that it sits on. Even round covers are bigger than the holes they cover.

quick, how much smaller would it HAVE to be?
turns out, that it is QUITE a difference, which is why "most" are round
not exactly sure the electric company uses square ones.
maybe to get equipment in and out of the "pit"

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:26:27 PM  
valar_morghulis: Night Elf Druid

night elf druid is redundant
just saying

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:27:59 PM  
iollow: Right, a circle is the most efficient cover, in terms of how much of the cover is sitting on the lip.

and this saves on costs
largest opening, with least amount of cover

 
C. Hines 2009-07-14 04:28:57 PM  
I bet this guy has to carry a stick around just to beat the hoes off of him.

 
Boberto 2009-07-14 04:30:24 PM  
HarpuaMM: WoW what an idiot

Came to say this. Thanks.

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:32:35 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Since 9/11, tolerances are very very low about people saying they're going to hijack planes; it may not be right, but it's how things are

nah, it is the right level
"FIRE!" in a crowded theater? BOOM, jail for you
"I got a gub and I am going to rob this bank!" BOOM, jail for you
"I got a boom, or PLANNING on hijacking a plane" ....

plus, someone reported him to BLIZZ
blizz took a quick look and said, farking calling the cops
IMAGINE the PR and LAWSUITS, if it was a REAL threat, and he killed people??

look at columbine and 9/11

plus, and this is the VERY VERY best part, one less FARKTARD in trade chat !!!!
WOOOT

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:34:06 PM  
Mr Guy: You're thinking in two dimensions. It only needs a lip thicker than the width of the cover. Man hole covers are round primarily because they always have been. Most likely because it was more convenient to measure and cut a round hole than make a square cover fit perfectly.

you are not thinking like a teenage boy on a hot summer night, who thinks it is funny to dump all the square covers into the sewers

/think of all the cars with broken axles
/lawl

 
n00b_no_skillz 2009-07-14 04:38:32 PM  
I am going to blow up a plane next week wh . . . . hold on someone is at the door.

 
Berz 2009-07-14 04:44:12 PM  
Meesterjojo is quitting, whisper for free gold!

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:49:40 PM  
You know, both Newton's and Einstein's gravitational equations are just theories. Maybe this guy should put them to the test. There are plenty of unguarded ledges around the Grand Canyon for him to jump off.

I'll even buy him the accelerometer. Heck, he could test aerodynamic theory as well vis-a-vis teminal velocity. What a bonus for science!

 
carpsco 2009-07-14 04:50:28 PM  
FFS, I live in Greenwood! Why do all Hoosier stories have to involve some slack-jawwed, booger eatin moron? Wait, I think I just answered that. Nevermind.

 
Butterflew 2009-07-14 04:51:22 PM  
OMG NO WAI i was just reading about this on the wow forums, but everyone thought the linked source was a keylogger so we were all like wtf ever noob.

wow.

Dude was probably mad i lobbed 3 straight 10k crits in a row at his head.. I is destro lock, let me melt your face.

 
Butterflew 2009-07-14 04:53:35 PM  
valar_morghulis: HAHA, how much you want to bet that it was a Night Elf Druid or Hunter?

Stupid Alliance, always with your wars of aggression.


hey hey! not all alliance are bad. some of us are just in disguise waiting til the faction transfers.


/don't flame me bro
//i'd like to be an orc someday QQ

 
MorePeasPlease 2009-07-14 04:57:05 PM  
[2. Trade]: Anal [Testing a Theory]
[2. Trade]: [Nutssz] LOL
[2. Trade]: [Woop] nice
[2. Trade]: [Cutiehottie] LF 1 healer for 10 man Eoe
[2. Trade]: [Knightshifta] lol
[2. Trade]: [Knightshifta] B00M
[TehPhoenix] whispers: Dude WTF-- r you seorius?
[2. Trade]: [Chowder] heh
[2. Trade]: [Celeria] Reported.

 
Leprechron 2009-07-14 05:28:00 PM  
I guess the FBI didn't realize how useful WoW could be for terrorist communication. Maybe we should shut down all servers for our own safety.

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 05:29:43 PM  
The 18-year-old, who lives in the 4000 block of Ridgemere Drive...

Note: 18 year old kids are stupid.
They don't think they are, but they're stupid.

 
usttsdw 2009-07-14 05:32:41 PM  
thomps: stupid n00b authorities don't even know that "blowing up an airliner" is l33t speak for shiatting out 3 straight meals of cheetos and surge after a particularly long raid.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
badLogic 2009-07-14 05:39:04 PM  
He should have just blamed the botting program he was running.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 05:41:09 PM  
You wanted to test your theory with an experiment, kid; now shut up and collect your damn data.

 
Jument 2009-07-14 05:50:51 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: So if I actually pay the 18,000 gold for a Traveling Mammoth, how much of a dork does that make me?

It doesn't matter if you buy it or not. Just asking the question means that you have maximized your Dork Quotient.

 
indylaw 2009-07-14 05:50:51 PM  
omg FBI aggro lulz afk 5 yrs

 
indylaw 2009-07-14 05:56:40 PM  
wtb [Frost Resistance Lube of the Serpent Eater] pst

 
TsukasaK [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 06:02:46 PM  
I don't know what's more retarded, the feds actually V& a guy for spewing bullshiat on farking WoW of all places, or the fact that the guy thought it was a good idea.

Plenty of fail all around.

 
nm651984 2009-07-14 06:12:34 PM  
The Indy Star newspaper went on you identify him as one "Leeroy Jenkins".



/seriously, not one mention of Leeroy Jenkins? Man, Fark is just......different lately....

 
SadieBaby 2009-07-14 06:45:12 PM  
so, i just today got my rogue to 80. after reading this thread, i'm seriously rethinking how i spend my time....


/2 level 80's, 3 level 60's and various others over three realms.
/sick huh?

 
ericb45696 2009-07-14 06:46:25 PM  
MOAR DOTS!!! MOAR DOTS!!!

 
FloridaFTL 2009-07-14 06:55:02 PM  
SadieBaby: so, i just today got my rogue to 80. after reading this thread, i'm seriously rethinking how i spend my time....


/2 level 80's, 3 level 60's and various others over three realms.
/sick huh?


Don't feel bad. My six 80s admire your ability to tear yourself away from the gamegrind.

/Ravenholdt rocks
//Lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!

 
Melgania 2009-07-14 07:02:00 PM  
SadieBaby: so, i just today got my rogue to 80. after reading this thread, i'm seriously rethinking how i spend my time....


/2 level 80's, 3 level 60's and various others over three realms.
/sick huh?


Pfft, lightweight. I has six 80s.

/They all suck though
//Altoholic, don't endgame much, just casually level different classes

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:10:04 PM  
indylaw: omg FBI aggro lulz afk 5 yrs

ROFLMFAO

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:13:34 PM  
FloridaFTL: /Ravenholdt rocks
//Lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!


so once they have faction transfers, are we getting all the farkers to transfer to one server and one faction?
or will we have to split the libtards and goptards by faction

/darkiron alliance
/plus, serious, faction transfers? doesnt that spell the END of alliance and pvp servers??

 
saintstryfe 2009-07-14 07:17:50 PM  
I'm glad. I like that WoW is so controlled that someone talking about something stupid like this will be caught. WoW's a fun place, I don't want it used for wrong.

And For the Alliance

/see profile for my main.

 
superkt 2009-07-14 07:21:05 PM  
Wow. After skimming this thread, I don't feel so bad that I started playing this game again.
I'm a huntard, though. At least it's not a DK, right? Right?

 
Stuckinacubicle 2009-07-14 07:36:26 PM  
Leprechron: I guess the FBI didn't realize how useful WoW could be for terrorist communication. Maybe we should shut down all servers for our own safety.

The massive amounts of nerdrage that would come from that would spark something nasty...or at the very least, a million man march of some sort.

 
Anhydrous Dihydrogen Monoxide 2009-07-14 07:42:01 PM  
ranak: LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST. No DK's.

I LOL'd

 
fotojenic 2009-07-14 08:14:10 PM  
He was probably Alliance.

/Horde FTW.

 
themeatcleaver [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 09:39:19 PM  
reading that email further up the page actually made me cancel my WoW account on the spot.

 
SineSwiper [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 09:51:33 PM  
vertiaset: Hey kiddies. Here is a public service announcement. You are NOT anonymous on the internet. Just ask that channer who hacked Palin's email and got indicted. Proxies can be traced. Also, you are responsible for your actions.

That is all.


It didn't help that he didn't use Tor at all (or any other anon proxy) and advertised the password as "popcorn", when he's the son of a famous Senator KERNEL.

You can be anonymous. You can prevent from being caught. Easily. You just need to scramble your MAC, use a public WiFi, and hop on an anon proxy or two. If your proxy is in China, it's not like the US can do jack about it, right?

 
WoWgirl 2009-07-14 10:23:01 PM  
Melgania: SadieBaby: so, i just today got my rogue to 80. after reading this thread, i'm seriously rethinking how i spend my time....


/2 level 80's, 3 level 60's and various others over three realms.
/sick huh?

Pfft, lightweight. I has six 80s.

/They all suck though
//Altoholic, don't endgame much, just casually level different classes


3 80s (1 is pretty much BiS from the Naxx days, others are decent)...and then ::thinks:: 7 alts 67 or higher...

And two multiboxing teams...3 on 1, 5 on another

And I haven't actually signed in in almost a week...work's been a little hellacious lately...

/For the Horde!

 
StupidFly 2009-07-14 11:08:25 PM  
Reported.

 
Eudeyrn 2009-07-15 01:08:52 AM  
namatad: valar_morghulis: Night Elf Druid

night elf druid is redundant
just saying


How so?

Night Elves can play classes other than druid, and druids can be played by races other than Night Elves (Tauren).


/I need fresh air

 
HeartlessLibertarian 2009-07-15 07:03:22 AM  
Sadly I just started playing again a week ago after a years absence.

I forgot that WoW GMs do not tolerate racial slurs very well....I deserve more than 2 warnings.

 
RembrandtQEinstein 2009-07-15 11:58:47 AM  
justtray: A little more elaborate than a "thoughtcrime" I would say. He specified a city and a time... You're not allowed to cry fire in a crowded theater either.

God I hate it when dumb people misuse the "fire in a crowded theater" line. Was the guy on a plane when he said his piece? No? Then it wasn't an "imminent threat". The proper solution: check to see if the dude has bought a plane ticket, if not he is blowing smoke. If he has a ticket pull him aside for "random special screening", if he has no bomb or stabby thing have the air marshal watch him.

In a free society people can say stupid shiat and not get intimidated by the powers that be. The fact that some of you think this waste of tax dollars is OK means the public education system has succeeded in devaluing freedom as an end in itself.

 
wyrlss 2009-07-15 02:11:12 PM  
SineSwiper: vertiaset: Hey kiddies. Here is a public service announcement. You are NOT anonymous on the internet. Just ask that channer who hacked Palin's email and got indicted. Proxies can be traced. Also, you are responsible for your actions.

That is all.

It didn't help that he didn't use Tor at all (or any other anon proxy) and advertised the password as "popcorn", when he's the son of a famous Senator KERNEL.

You can be anonymous. You can prevent from being caught. Easily. You just need to scramble your MAC, use a public WiFi, and hop on an anon proxy or two. If your proxy is in China, it's not like the US can do jack about it, right?


Wait, was it Popcorn Mariachi who hacked Palin? I really liked that guy. He could identify the inside of a vagina from thirty paces blindfolded, and his collection was magnificent.

 
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