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(IndyStar) Dumbass Man claims he was only "testing a theory" when he claimed on WoW that he planned to blow up an airliner   (indystar.com) divider line 144
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Dr.Knockboots [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:19:52 PM  
Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.

 
wyltoknow [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:24:23 PM  
The man's computer was seized as evidence.

Noooes how am I supposed to raid mad epic lootz in Ulduar *cough*and look up PVC bombs*cough* without my computer?!1

 
NightOwl2255 2009-07-14 01:25:24 PM  
Now Bubba is going to test the theory of "penis goes where?".

 
TheGreatZarquon 2009-07-14 01:32:33 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.


Or a Paladin who made the mistake of pissing off too many people by bubble-hearthing out of duels.

 
thomps [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:08:32 PM  
stupid n00b authorities don't even know that "blowing up an airliner" is l33t speak for shiatting out 3 straight meals of cheetos and surge after a particularly long raid.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:10:35 PM  
In what zone are there airliners?

 
T-Luv 2009-07-14 02:14:16 PM  
Honestly, officer, I was just testing a theory when I whipped it out in front of those sixteen year old girls...

 
Brightflowermaid 2009-07-14 02:14:53 PM  
Are they sure he wasn't just planning a one man raid on some Hordey zeppellin?

 
ranak 2009-07-14 02:16:14 PM  
LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST. No DK's.

 
Dinobot 2009-07-14 02:18:49 PM  
ranak: LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST. No DK's.

Do you still need a tank? Only looking for badges.

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:19:55 PM  
Chuck Norris once threatened to blow up an airliner. He didn't even bother board the plane. It just blew itself up because it knew damn well what's good for it.

 
TheSignPost 2009-07-14 02:20:08 PM  
My theory is that he's stupid.

Which is proven, because he plays WoW.

 
ranfour 2009-07-14 02:20:26 PM  
Barrens Chat - Serious business

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:20:30 PM  
Just have to inject a bit o' the Barrens chat.

 
BunkoSquad 2009-07-14 02:20:41 PM  
Unfortunately, when the cops came to take him to the station, the exposure to sunlight melted him, so they'll never know what really happened.

 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher 2009-07-14 02:21:20 PM  
I will bet a substantial amount of money that he was in Trade chat at the time.

For those that don't play Warcraft, the Trade channel is available in all major cities, and it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks that play the game. Which is saying something.

If World of Warcraft is a toilet, then Trade chat is the septic tank on a hot August day.

 
SwallowTheKnife 2009-07-14 02:21:33 PM  
I would hardly call an 18-year-old WoW player a 'man'.
I'm 21, graduated University, working full-time and still consider myself a kid.
Plus, these days, 18-year-olds are little shiats anyway.

 
micah1701 2009-07-14 02:21:56 PM  
I'm going to blow up a plane on my way home from work, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/apparently its necessary to point out that I'm joking.

 
wildcat daisy 2009-07-14 02:21:56 PM  
let me guess, it was just a social experiment...

 
bluesbox 2009-07-14 02:22:10 PM  
Theory: The federal authorities are actually quite a jocose bunch of fellows, and have gained enough emotional distance from the 9/11 tragedy to have a sense of humor about it.

Experiment: Enter the fantasy world of World of Warcraft and claim to be planning to blow up an airliner. I have ascertained that the denizens of this online community represent a group as close to "random sample" as I can get.

Outcome: Fail, jail and teh ass-rape. My espectations of the federal authorities' emotional distance proved to be wildly incorrect.

 
BunkoSquad 2009-07-14 02:22:41 PM  
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks

As a Farker, I'm not sure whether I should be offended by this or rush to sign up.

 
MallocTheFree 2009-07-14 02:22:48 PM  
UberDave: In what zone are there airliners?

The ones in Icecrown?

 
1nsanilicious 2009-07-14 02:23:09 PM  
What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours

 
Helen_Arigby 2009-07-14 02:23:24 PM  
The man... admitted he jokingly made the threats... because he had heard that merely doing so would bring police to his mother's house.

FTFH

 
sub_harmonic 2009-07-14 02:23:36 PM  
The Theory in question: what is it like to have your house raided because of something you said online? are trials fun? are lawyers expensive? is prison as bad as they say?

Some things must be experienced I guess. There really is no substitute.

 
tinyarena 2009-07-14 02:23:44 PM  
i.thottbot.com

Yer Goin DOWN! Skybreaker!


/right after I finish my dailies

 
HarpuaMM 2009-07-14 02:23:53 PM  
WoW what an idiot

 
EZ Writer 2009-07-14 02:24:28 PM  
Why don't we have an Indiana tag yet? The state is just so full of fail...

/Hoosier

 
MallocTheFree 2009-07-14 02:24:28 PM  
Was he interrogated by Gnomeland Security?

 
wyrlss 2009-07-14 02:24:38 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Chuck Norris once threatened to blow up an airliner. He didn't even bother board the plane. It just blew itself up because it knew damn well what's good for it.

Vin Diesel doesn't blow up airliners, he blows up airlines.

 
meat0918 2009-07-14 02:24:48 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.


They've sent police to a customer's location when someone said they were about to kill themselves.

 
Scruffinator 2009-07-14 02:25:05 PM  
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: I will bet a substantial amount of money that he was in Trade chat at the time.

For those that don't play Warcraft, the Trade channel is available in all major cities, and it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks that play the game. Which is saying something.

If World of Warcraft is a toilet, then Trade chat is the septic tank on a hot August day.


/leave 2

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:25:17 PM  
Dr.Knockboots: Probably a NElf Huntard.farker, now I have cookies all over my keyboard

why did he just point out that he was talking about the flight guy in shalozar basin?

/lfg HOcc, need tank, dps

 
Helen_Arigby 2009-07-14 02:25:56 PM  
bluesbox: Theory: The federal authorities are actually quite a jocose bunch of fellows, and have gained enough emotional distance from the 9/11 tragedy to have a sense of humor about it.

Experiment: Enter the fantasy world of World of Warcraft and claim to be planning to blow up an airliner. I have ascertained that the denizens of this online community represent a group as close to "random sample" as I can get.

Outcome: Fail, jail and teh ass-rape. My espectations of the federal authorities' emotional distance proved to be wildly incorrect.


I lol'ed, but you need to make those three rhyme. "Fail, jail, and ass-rail"? "Fail, jail, and getting nailed"? Help me out here, guys.

 
ranfour 2009-07-14 02:26:46 PM  
ONOEZ!

Terrorists train using 'World of Warcraft'
Friday, August 3 2007

Link

 
namatad [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:27:04 PM  
tinyarena: /right after I finish my dailies

we have a winner,

 
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher 2009-07-14 02:28:26 PM  
Scruffinator: /leave 2

Oh yeah. I haven't been in Trade chat for awhile...hell it could be civilized by now. I'm not turning it back on to find out.

 
Semi-Semetic 2009-07-14 02:28:31 PM  
Well he's obviously not a rogue or he'd have stealthed and moved out of their detection and aggro range.

 
Joe Hallenbeck 2009-07-14 02:29:11 PM  
ranfour: ONOEZ!

Terrorists train using 'World of Warcraft'
Friday, August 3 2007

Link


Good thing we have the T to protect us.
www.ashlock.org

 
Mental_Knife 2009-07-14 02:29:46 PM  
This guy will most likely receive an epic mount (of a different kind) for his achievements.

 
SwallowTheKnife 2009-07-14 02:29:59 PM  
wyrlss: Vin Diesel doesn't blow up airliners, he blows up airlines.

Are you farking kidding me? Vin Diesel?
Dwayne Johnson is (marginally) better than him...and Dwayne Johnson is worse than Keanu Reeves. And Keanu Reeves is worse than...

 
My Baloney Has No First Name 2009-07-14 02:30:02 PM  
Always remember.

alanadale.files.wordpress.com

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:30:45 PM  
1nsanilicious: What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours


Back when I played wow, I once had a beggar try to bum some gold off of me. I managed to convince him that if he gave me five gold I'd come back with a hundred for him. The idiot actually gave it to me. I logged.

 
RembrandtQEinstein 2009-07-14 02:31:26 PM  
he committed a thoughtcrime

first they go after the guys who say they want to blow stuff up

next they go after guys who say "I don't think congress is acting in the best interests of the nation"

I hope the aclu takes this and gets this guy a fat check from the feds

 
SwallowTheKnife 2009-07-14 02:31:33 PM  
Helen_Arigby: I lol'ed, but you need to make those three rhyme. "Fail, jail, and ass-rail"? "Fail, jail, and getting nailed"? Help me out here, guys.

Quite simply: Anal (but you gotta pronounce it right so it rhymes...at least that's what most rappers seem to do.)

 
mofomisfit 2009-07-14 02:31:47 PM  
1nsanilicious: What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours


Just open up a trade window, enter something like 2000000 into the gold section and never click "Trade." I used to get some minor lulz hanging around Org watching beggars flip out after five or ten minutes.

 
ARagingRebel 2009-07-14 02:31:53 PM  
good god..what a total douche ITG. I kind of saw where he was going with his theory, by being a retarded kid and say "key" terrorist words just to see if anything happens....but if you freaking spell out some made up elaborate terrorist plot...your a moron to think that someone isnt watching.

 
b3x 2009-07-14 02:31:58 PM  
ranak: LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST stats/achiev or no reply No DK's.

fixed that for ya ...

 
MLWS 2009-07-14 02:34:20 PM  
Trade and Barrens chat are the 4chan of the MMO universe.

 
gorgor 2009-07-14 02:35:49 PM  
Needs a cape and wizard hat.

 
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