Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.

The man's computer was seized as evidence.

Noooes how am I supposed to raid mad epic lootz in Ulduar *cough*and look up PVC bombs*cough* without my computer?!1

Now Bubba is going to test the theory of "penis goes where?".

Dr.Knockboots: Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.

Or a Paladin who made the mistake of pissing off too many people by bubble-hearthing out of duels.

stupid n00b authorities don't even know that "blowing up an airliner" is l33t speak for shiatting out 3 straight meals of cheetos and surge after a particularly long raid.

In what zone are there airliners?

Honestly, officer, I was just testing a theory when I whipped it out in front of those sixteen year old girls...

Are they sure he wasn't just planning a one man raid on some Hordey zeppellin?

LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST. No DK's.

ranak: LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST. No DK's.

Do you still need a tank? Only looking for badges.

Chuck Norris once threatened to blow up an airliner. He didn't even bother board the plane. It just blew itself up because it knew damn well what's good for it.

My theory is that he's stupid.

Which is proven, because he plays WoW.

Barrens Chat - Serious business

Just have to inject a bit o' the Barrens chat.

Unfortunately, when the cops came to take him to the station, the exposure to sunlight melted him, so they'll never know what really happened.

I will bet a substantial amount of money that he was in Trade chat at the time.

For those that don't play Warcraft, the Trade channel is available in all major cities, and it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks that play the game. Which is saying something.

If World of Warcraft is a toilet, then Trade chat is the septic tank on a hot August day.

I would hardly call an 18-year-old WoW player a 'man'.
I'm 21, graduated University, working full-time and still consider myself a kid.
Plus, these days, 18-year-olds are little shiats anyway.

I'm going to blow up a plane on my way home from work, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...

/apparently its necessary to point out that I'm joking.

let me guess, it was just a social experiment...

Theory: The federal authorities are actually quite a jocose bunch of fellows, and have gained enough emotional distance from the 9/11 tragedy to have a sense of humor about it.

Experiment: Enter the fantasy world of World of Warcraft and claim to be planning to blow up an airliner. I have ascertained that the denizens of this online community represent a group as close to "random sample" as I can get.

Outcome: Fail, jail and teh ass-rape. My espectations of the federal authorities' emotional distance proved to be wildly incorrect.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks

As a Farker, I'm not sure whether I should be offended by this or rush to sign up.

UberDave: In what zone are there airliners?

The ones in Icecrown?

What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours

The man... admitted he jokingly made the threats... because he had heard that merely doing so would bring police to his mother's house.

FTFH

The Theory in question: what is it like to have your house raided because of something you said online? are trials fun? are lawyers expensive? is prison as bad as they say?

Some things must be experienced I guess. There really is no substitute.

Yer Goin DOWN! Skybreaker!

/right after I finish my dailies

WoW what an idiot

Why don't we have an Indiana tag yet? The state is just so full of fail...

/Hoosier

Was he interrogated by Gnomeland Security?

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Chuck Norris once threatened to blow up an airliner. He didn't even bother board the plane. It just blew itself up because it knew damn well what's good for it.

Vin Diesel doesn't blow up airliners, he blows up airlines.

Dr.Knockboots: Of all the dumb things said in WoW.. they follow up on this one? This guy must've really convinced them.
Or..
They just wanted to scare the hell out of him. Probably a NElf Huntard.

They've sent police to a customer's location when someone said they were about to kill themselves.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: I will bet a substantial amount of money that he was in Trade chat at the time.

For those that don't play Warcraft, the Trade channel is available in all major cities, and it features the stupidest, most ill-informed mouth breathing nitwits, dumbasses, dorks, and freaks that play the game. Which is saying something.

If World of Warcraft is a toilet, then Trade chat is the septic tank on a hot August day.

/leave 2

Dr.Knockboots: Probably a NElf Huntard.farker, now I have cookies all over my keyboard

why did he just point out that he was talking about the flight guy in shalozar basin?

/lfg HOcc, need tank, dps

bluesbox: Theory: The federal authorities are actually quite a jocose bunch of fellows, and have gained enough emotional distance from the 9/11 tragedy to have a sense of humor about it.

Experiment: Enter the fantasy world of World of Warcraft and claim to be planning to blow up an airliner. I have ascertained that the denizens of this online community represent a group as close to "random sample" as I can get.

Outcome: Fail, jail and teh ass-rape. My espectations of the federal authorities' emotional distance proved to be wildly incorrect.

I lol'ed, but you need to make those three rhyme. "Fail, jail, and ass-rail"? "Fail, jail, and getting nailed"? Help me out here, guys.

ONOEZ!

Terrorists train using 'World of Warcraft'
Friday, August 3 2007

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tinyarena: /right after I finish my dailies

we have a winner,

Scruffinator: /leave 2

Oh yeah. I haven't been in Trade chat for awhile...hell it could be civilized by now. I'm not turning it back on to find out.

Well he's obviously not a rogue or he'd have stealthed and moved out of their detection and aggro range.

ranfour: ONOEZ!

Terrorists train using 'World of Warcraft'
Friday, August 3 2007

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Good thing we have the T to protect us.

This guy will most likely receive an epic mount (of a different kind) for his achievements.

wyrlss: Vin Diesel doesn't blow up airliners, he blows up airlines.

Are you farking kidding me? Vin Diesel?
Dwayne Johnson is (marginally) better than him...and Dwayne Johnson is worse than Keanu Reeves. And Keanu Reeves is worse than...

Always remember.

1nsanilicious: What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours

Back when I played wow, I once had a beggar try to bum some gold off of me. I managed to convince him that if he gave me five gold I'd come back with a hundred for him. The idiot actually gave it to me. I logged.

he committed a thoughtcrime

first they go after the guys who say they want to blow stuff up

next they go after guys who say "I don't think congress is acting in the best interests of the nation"

I hope the aclu takes this and gets this guy a fat check from the feds

Helen_Arigby: I lol'ed, but you need to make those three rhyme. "Fail, jail, and ass-rail"? "Fail, jail, and getting nailed"? Help me out here, guys.

Quite simply: Anal (but you gotta pronounce it right so it rhymes...at least that's what most rappers seem to do.)

1nsanilicious: What a typical WoW conversation may look like:

begger: Can i beg you for some gold for my epic mount plz
person: Sure thing
begger: ...
person: You are absolutely terrible at begging
begger: hey !!begger: Plz men
begger: hor much can you give me?
person: i have 10 000 gold
begger: ok
begger: sso can you help me
begger: i need some gold
person: sure if you answer 2 simple questions
begger: k
person: Why are manhole covers round?
begger: ido
begger: lol
begger: next
person: If i have 15 bars of metal, and one of them is slightly smaller than the rest and i have a balance scale what is the fewest number of times they can be weighed to determine which is the lightest bar?
begger: wtf just give me the money loll
person: I'm sorry my money will not be yours

Just open up a trade window, enter something like 2000000 into the gold section and never click "Trade." I used to get some minor lulz hanging around Org watching beggars flip out after five or ten minutes.

good god..what a total douche ITG. I kind of saw where he was going with his theory, by being a retarded kid and say "key" terrorist words just to see if anything happens....but if you freaking spell out some made up elaborate terrorist plot...your a moron to think that someone isnt watching.

ranak: LFG H Flt 1934 out of Dallas. PST stats/achiev or no reply No DK's.

fixed that for ya ...

Trade and Barrens chat are the 4chan of the MMO universe.

Needs a cape and wizard hat.