65 years of service? Big deal. What have you done for us lately?

He's obviously been there long enough. Time to get out and get on with your life.

NightOwl2255: 65 years of service? Big deal. What have you done for us lately?

seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

Lando Lincoln: He's obviously been there long enough. Time to get out and get on with your life.

Ummm, I think that is his life...

Does he have a whole freezer full of popcicles?

You'd think after the guy with the goat, they'd be more careful about tossing people out.

"No, they don't got my address! I falsified my renewal."

erveek: You'd think after the guy with the goat, they'd be more careful about tossing people out.

Nice.

/not even a baseball fan, but I got it

Cannot believe the guy wasn't tazered. What the hell is WRONG with those security guards!?!?

How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

Too bad the team that plays there isn't too good at tossing out the competition.

/low hanging fruit
//actually like the Cubbies

He could have really farked with the Cubs' fanbase via the media and cursed them for a hundred more years of losing.

Sin_City_Superhero: How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

I'd like to think they'd give him one, like the Colts did for Edgerin James.

erveek: You'd think after the guy with the goat, they'd be more careful about tossing people out.

Why bother? The Red Sox learned the way to overcoming "curses" was to be soulless and efficient. Key emphasis on the latter.

Didn't the Cubs do this once to a man who had a goat? I don't think that incident worked out too well for them.

You would have thought they would kind of figured it out by now.

No wonder the Cubs suck. No one there was smart enough to give him a lifetime all-access pass as part of his retirement package.

They tossed Lou??

Englebert Slaptyback: "No, they don't got my address! I falsified my renewal."

Rannuci: No one there was smart enough to give him a lifetime all-access pass as part of his retirement package.

FTA: "Yosh was a fixture here for 65 years, and we celebrated him with a day in his honor last June 26," Lufrano said. "He has a standing invitation to come to any game here and we've offered to find ways to help him and his family in any way, and we'll be in touch with him to express that again."

Sounds like he's got one to me.

Wrigley Field security tosses out 88-year old man wandering around the clubhouse. Fark: the clubhouse is named for him

Wow, his name is Clubhouse? He must have been teased a lot as a kid.

thomps: NightOwl2255: 65 years of service? Big deal. What have you done for us lately?

seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

So it's all his fault they have not won.

Will be interested to see if God punishes the Cubs for this, adding to the century-long infliction....

orange storm: So it's all his fault they have not won.

that is my hypothesis, yes.

They should disband the Cubs and dismantle Wrigley Field for all the years of sucking.

That's why the Cubs can't win the World Series. And the goat.

The code red alert security breach outlaw pictured on the left. Thank GOD for Wrigley Field Security Freedom Fighters from the Department of Homefield Security. I'll sleep better tonight knowing their on the job.

gmikes: Will be interested to see if God punishes the Cubs for this, adding to the century-long infliction....

Oh I hope so.

Rannuci: No wonder the Cubs suck. No one there was smart enough to give him a lifetime all-access pass as part of his retirement package.

I think it's pretty obvious that he DOES indeed have this.

'Yosh was a fixture here for 65 years, and we celebrated him with a day in his honor last June 26,' Lufrano said. 'He has a standing invitation to come to any game here and we've offered to find ways to help him and his family in any way, and we'll be in touch with him to express that again.'

But after reading it again...

It says, "any GAME."

Meaning (possibly) that they'd like him to stay out of the ballpark on non-game days.

So he might be like one of those old guys that is bored and lonely at home, so he goes and hangs out at places where people are working, and tries to have endless conversations with the workers, basically reducing productivity.

You were there 65 years, old man. I don't think anyone will mind if you sit there in the stands and watch the guys work, but if you disrupt their work by trying to chat them up then you need to go somewhere else.

bim1154: They should disband the Cubs and dismantle Wrigley Field for all the years of sucking.

Did they dismantle your High School for the very same reason?

orange storm: So it's all his fault they have not won.

It was the hat, to be exact.

If you bend the rules for one guy, next thing you know they'll be forced to allow women and coloreds in there and all sorts of chaos will break out.

Get Off Our Lawn Old Man!!

So Cub's security is as inept as the Cub's? I never would have guessed that a single organization could suck in every way...

/GO SOX!!!

Sin_City_Superhero: How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

Luckily he won't have to worry about that.

/Brewers fan
//Hope the Cards win division because it won't be us and I sure as hell hope it won't be Miller Park South dwellers

Lando Lincoln: bim1154: They should disband the Cubs and dismantle Wrigley Field for all the years of sucking.

Did they dismantle your High School for the very same reason?

No... they knew how to win championships... something you won't see in your lifetime with the Cubs, so get a life

/live in Illinois and still say the Cubs are crap.

Sin_City_Superhero: How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

I dont think Yosh has to worry about The Cubs winning the World Series in his or anyone else's lifetime.

"Wheel of Fearmongering, turn turn turn.
Tell us the object that we should spurn."

/probably obscure for you youngsters out there
//My lawn, off it

"Wheel of Fearmongering, turn turn turn.
Tell us the object that we should spurn."

/probably obscure for you youngsters out there
//My lawn, off it
Capital F, wrong thread.

The1andonlyZack: Sin_City_Superhero: How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

I dont think Yosh has to worry about The Cubs winning the World Series in his or anyone else's lifetime.

No, no. I don't think that he has anything to worry about, either. I meant hypotheticly speaking.

Too bad his name isn't John, because then every team has a room in their clubhouse named after him...

Clubhouse
Players
Dugout

Sin_City_Superhero: How shiatty would you feel if you worked for a ball club for 65 years, during which time they failed to win a single World Series, then, the year after you retire, they get the ring?

Yeah, I'm not too worried about that happening...and I'm a Cubs fan.

seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

Nice math. 2008 - 1908 = 100 years not 65. Go to the back of the line, rtard.

jaimejaim: seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

Nice math. 2008 - 1908 = 100 years not 65. Go to the back of the line, rtard.

The Cubs haven't won a world series since I was born.

The Cubs haven't won a world series since my dad was born.

/think about it

Another unemployed Cubs fan. There is a new one everyday.

Too soon?

cubs suck and their fans are just about the lowest form of life, right beside red sox fans.

jaimejaim: seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

Nice math. 2008 - 1908 = 100 years not 65. Go to the back of the line, rtard.

you might want to map out my statement, maybe draw a chart or something, then get back to me about who the rtard is.

jaimejaim
seriously, fark that guy. the cubs haven't won a world series since he started working there.

Nice math. 2008 - 1908 = 100 years not 65. Go to the back of the line, rtard.


thomps is clearly a White Sux fan with south side math skilz.

I'm not a real baseball fan, but from what I understand the Cubs haven't won a single World Series all year.