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(CBC) Obvious "Canadians have given up on summer. This is two years in a row where we haven't had summer. Nothing's fair anymore. The weather is like the economy, it sucks"   (cbc.ca) divider line 327
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Bored Horde 2009-07-14 10:11:27 AM  
This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 10:13:40 AM  
It was 13°C last night at my place. Or 429°F or whatever for you yanks.

 
40below [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:14:20 AM  
I've had the air conditioner on for one (1) day this year, and last night I was up at 2 a.m. closing all the windows because it was so farking cold outside.

 
Speedofdarkness [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:17:55 AM  
I'm hoping for a nice weather late into Autumn to make up for this crap. The fishing is better then anyways.

 
patrick767 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:22:02 AM  
I'm very please by this weather. Indiana summers are too hot and humid for my tastes.

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-14 10:27:12 AM  
It has been great for distance running, granted

But sometimes you just want a nice hot day so you can run to a nice sunning spot and collapse on a beach for a few hours

 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:28:09 AM  
I'm one of those oblivious types who were shorts regardless if it's hot or cold. Maybe if we all dress like it's a hot summer, we can psychically will it to come?

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:33:47 AM  
Send some of that cold my way and I'll send you back the 35C weather I get today. Humidity too if you want it.

 
Evil Canadian [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:39:32 AM  
oldfarthenry: I'm one of those oblivious types who were shorts regardless if it's hot or cold. Maybe if we all dress like it's a hot summer, we can psychically will it to come?

I am actually enjoying this summer. It finally is NOT too hot. I wear shorts whenever I can - one of my clients, it's almost de riguer (they are Archaeologists). Over 10C out? It's SHORTS weather :)

/Am sitting roasting in another office - wearing pants. Ick.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 10:56:28 AM  
Yay, it's 15 degrees, let's hit the beach.

 
pnjunction [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:06:37 AM  
Two years in a row? Last summer was was hot as hell around here.

I'll take the 20-25C I'm getting here now over the 30C we had last year.

Saturday is looking like 24C partly cloudy. Perfect golf weather.

 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:09:11 AM  
It was 116 in Phoenix yesterday. My apartment there is vacant and I'm spending July up here in the White Mountains. Canada can have some of Phoenix's heat if they want it.

 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:11:28 AM  
Last October, we bought a new house with a pool. Gotdammitsomuch.

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:13:36 AM  
It's farking 104 in the shade here.fark you Canada. fark you.

 
fuzzwell [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:14:52 AM  
GooberMcFly: Last October, we bought a new house with a pool. Gotdammitsomuch.

I put a solar pool heater system in my pool, and we've been in it every weekend since the first week in March. Go bigger with the solar panels than you think you'll need.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:27:34 AM  
I know some of us in Houston would be willing to trade ;)

 
damageddude [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:31:45 AM  
We've been having delightful weather here in the NYC area the last 2 weeks, but it sure hasn't been summer like. Temps have been in the mid 50s at night and mid 70s by day (normal is a low in the upper 60s and a high in the mid 80s). The water in our development's pool has yet to warm to little better than frostbite. As we get so few months of really warm weather this is a bit depressing.

I heard on the news last night that after one of the wettest Junes on record we're on pace for one of the coldest Julys on record. At least cold in July is pretty tolerable and it has the added benefit of keeping my electric bill down.

 
friendinpa [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:33:35 AM  
I am loving this summer here in the Northern Tier of PA/Southern Tier of NY. Highs in the 70's lows in the 50's and just enough rain to keep the course in perfect condition.

It is the perfect summer.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:43:56 AM  
Oh, boo farkin' hoo. "It's too cold this summer." "Shut the hell up," I say while enduring 100+ degree afternoons with 1000% humidity and little to no rain.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:44:33 AM  
It's supposed to be 80°F/26°C here today. Last night we matched a record low of 58°F/14°C. It might hit the upper 40s tonight.

This ain't July weather, that's for sure, but it's pretty damned nice.

 
snocone [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:45:55 AM  
Northern Minnesota had 35f degrees of AGW last night.
Farking July!

 
Gig103 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:50:07 AM  
Come to Phoenix if you want summer. We're having a heat wave and there's enough to go around!

 
Joe_diGriz [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:50:48 AM  
And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:08:57 PM  
Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!

This has nothing to do with global warming! It's the swine flu that's causing the unseasonable weather.

I'm more than happy to keep the A/C unit off like it's been all summer so far.

 
mrshowrules [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:18:06 PM  
Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?


Yes, but leave out the slashie next time.

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:20:37 PM  
Joe_diGriz: /am i doing it right?

Close. You need to play it down a bit. The caps and the exclamation points were over the top. The "OMG" was unnecessary. I give you a 6/10.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 12:25:09 PM  
Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?


I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:39:02 PM  
Playerslight: I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


How about "Just because your daughter didn't screw the entire football team that one time, that makes her not a ho-bag, right Fred?"

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 12:42:50 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Just because your daughter didn't screw the entire football team that one time, that makes her not a ho-bag, right Fred?"

Oooh, I like that. I think I'll rephrase it to "I see your daughter took this Friday off from screwing the entire football team. So much for global whoring."

And how did you know my name was Fred?

 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:54:40 PM  
Playerslight: And how did you know my name was Fred?

I go to school with your daughter. I'm on the football team.

 
Joe_diGriz [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:02:04 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Joe_diGriz: /am i doing it right?

Close. You need to play it down a bit. The caps and the exclamation points were over the top. The "OMG" was unnecessary. I give you a 6/10.


*takes notes for next time*

 
IWood 2009-07-14 01:16:58 PM  
Guess ya shouldn'ta been born in Canada then, huh?

WHERE IS YOUR SMUG NOW?

or...something.

 
imfallen_angel 2009-07-14 01:20:34 PM  
I can deal with the low heat, it's the rain that's getting seriously annoying.

New pool was only used a few times, and the garden is again for the third year, left to weeds as planting anything is pointless.

My Raspberries are doing okay, but I barely got any strawberries.

I'm even having trouble getting chances to cutting my lawn so to keep the kids off of it.

 
T.rex 2009-07-14 01:20:41 PM  
www.findagrave.com

you yell 'barracuda', and people will be like, 'wha?'... you yell 'shark', and we got a panic on the 4th o' July.

 
Sapper_Topo 2009-07-14 01:21:34 PM  
Came for Northern tier no summer butthurt... Leaving satisfied.

/67f for the high today
//Havent used AC yet this year

 
Isuldirs 2009-07-14 01:21:55 PM  
Vancouver has had great weather this year. A little cool toady (22c) but still quite pleasant.

 
My Baloney Has No First Name 2009-07-14 01:22:22 PM  
I've been building a deck for the last four weeks, so I've appreciated it not being scorching hot. Now that it's done, bring on the sun so I can enjoy it.

 
Loverboy586 2009-07-14 01:22:23 PM  
If you don't want to be cold, don't live in Canada, eh?

 
Alleyoop 2009-07-14 01:22:47 PM  
politicaldemotivation.files.wordpress.com

/hot
//get it?

 
ronaprhys 2009-07-14 01:22:52 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


Normally I'd say something like, "What matters is overall global temperature, not any local variations as averages matter more than anything.".

However, this does make for some interesting questions. What has the global average temp done in the last few years? I know that we were colder last winter and it seems that the trend was keeping up. I also seem to remember something about polar ice caps increasing in size. Toss in this potentially cooler summer and this year may well be lower. Now, one year doesn't make a trend, but it'd be interesting to see what the trend looks like.

 
Pants_Optional 2009-07-14 01:22:52 PM  
Here in CT it's perfect weather. Certainly NOT July weather but perfect. 80 during the day, 50 at night.

 
Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom 2009-07-14 01:22:53 PM  
I'll comment after I finish my stroll through Central Park on this warm, sunny afternoon...

 
Milamber1a 2009-07-14 01:22:53 PM  
Abstruse: It's farking 104 in the shade here.fark you Canada. fark you.

^This

Take some Texas heat while you're at it. 110 Fahrenheit is freakin killer. And for you saps that don't know how hot that is since you're in Celcius, it's 43.3 Celcius.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:22:59 PM  
It's mid July and I haven't even put the AC in my window yet. I'm leaving for Buenos Aires in two weeks - it's winter there. I was counting on getting to see a _little_ summer this year before I left. The suck.

 
sboyle1020 2009-07-14 01:23:07 PM  
Suprisingly, the summer here in Philly has been fantastic thus far. Highs in the 80's, relatively low humidity. June did suck, I think it rained something like 24 out of 30 days...

 
Tax Boy 2009-07-14 01:23:32 PM  
As it's been 100 degrees for over 2 weeks here in Houston, Canada, you're welcome to my summer. I'll be more than happy to spot you 25 degrees a day.

 
YixilTesiphon 2009-07-14 01:23:35 PM  
SpinStopper: I know some of us in Houston would be willing to trade ;)

Jesus fark yes. Where the hell are our afternoon thunderstorms?

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:23:53 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Playerslight: And how did you know my name was Fred?

I go to school with AM your daughter. I'm on doing the football team.


Fixed.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 01:25:27 PM  
It's not so much the heat as it is the stupidity.

 
mybabysmomma 2009-07-14 01:25:30 PM  
Bored Horde: This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

Have you tried rubbing them together?

 
Perducci 2009-07-14 01:25:35 PM  
No, Environment Canada and CBC, "Canadians" haven't necessarily given up on summer.

There are millions of Canadians in BC, for example, who have had very nice weather lately, thank you.

The country is too vast and diverse to make blanket statements.
"Canadians are fed up with the traffic on the Gardiner Expressway"
"Canadians want the new mall in Mississauga to be open later on Saturdays"

Idiots.

 
Pants_Optional 2009-07-14 01:26:37 PM  
Isuldirs: Vancouver has had great weather this year. A little cool toady (22c) but still quite pleasant.

Holy Fark! It's raining toads? Isn't that one of the plagues of Egypt? Better get the lamb blood on the door.
I kid, I kid.

 
Cooper420 2009-07-14 01:26:50 PM  
Yeah the weather has been shiat here (Waterloo, ON)

A few days of muggy heat, and then a bunch of rain, and cooler days. Windy and cloudy...

It feels more like a wet fall or late spring.

Of course now august will be some killer month where he have more record breaking days than ever..... you just wait and see.

 
Rootbzzr 2009-07-14 01:27:04 PM  
Hey, it's a big country. Just because it sucks in central Canada doesn't mean that the weather isn't awesome elsewhere. This is probably the bestest summer I've seen in Vancouver in the 25 years since I moved here.

/Suck it, ROC.

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:27:07 PM  
I'm not complaining one little but. My grass is still green, I've run the A/C for a grand total of three days so far, my kids have been using our (heated) pool five days out of seven and I can cycle to work without having to spend 45 minutes cooling off.

If this summer "sucks" then I guess I like sucky weather.

/Brampton ON

 
tlchwi02 2009-07-14 01:27:20 PM  
Bored Horde: This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

same, still using my down comforter almost every night. admittedly i leave the window open, as it only gets cold at the apex of night, but still

/MASS

 
fernandez 2009-07-14 01:27:28 PM  
Shostie: Oh, boo farkin' hoo. "It's too cold this summer." "Shut the hell up," I say while enduring 100+ degree afternoons with 1000% humidity and little to no rain.

I'll trade

After going through the March that was June, I demand ball-melting heat

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:27:30 PM  
Perducci: No, Environment Canada and CBC, "Canadians" haven't necessarily given up on summer.

There are millions of Canadians in BC, for example, who have had very nice weather lately, thank you.

The country is too vast and diverse to make blanket statements.
"Canadians are fed up with the traffic on the Gardiner Expressway"
"Canadians want the new mall in Mississauga to be open later on Saturdays"

Idiots.


Yet another good reason to disband the TBC. Oops, I meant the CBC.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:27:41 PM  
Perducci: There are millions of Canadians in BC, for example, who have had very nice weather lately, thank you.

I was about to say the same thing.

But yeah, it's not Toronto, so it doesn't count for anything.

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-07-14 01:28:22 PM  

 
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity 2009-07-14 01:28:36 PM  
yea its only 103 here in okla. come on down Canadians!

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-07-14 01:29:20 PM  
Killer Cars: Perducci: There are millions of Canadians in BC, for example, who have had very nice weather lately, thank you.

I was about to say the same thing.

But yeah, it's not Toronto, so it doesn't count for anything.


Shouldn't Taranna want cool weather during a garbage strike?

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 01:29:55 PM  
mybabysmomma: Bored Horde: This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

Have you tried rubbing them together?


...or separately, even.

 
Stranded On The Planet Dumbass 2009-07-14 01:30:14 PM  
It's the hottest Summer of all time in Texas.

It's been a 100 damn degrees every day for the last three weeks and is projected to stay that way for the foreseeable future.

We will very soon be having prayer vigils to summon up a hurricane.

 
acronym 2009-07-14 01:30:26 PM  
ah yes, 8 months of winter followed by 4 months of very poor sledding

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:31:03 PM  
Killer Cars: But yeah, it's not Toronto, so it doesn't count for anything.

Well, the truth hurts.

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:31:14 PM  
You guys do realize that you're in Canada, right? Where it's cold?

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:31:39 PM  
threedingers: I'm not complaining one little but. My grass is still green, I've run the A/C for a grand total of three days so far, my kids have been using our (heated) pool five days out of seven and I can cycle to work without having to spend 45 minutes cooling off.

If this summer "sucks" then I guess I like sucky weather.

/Brampton ON


Reasons I hate this weather:
1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

2) My son wants to play in the sprinkler without freezing to death.

 
DasRaven 2009-07-14 01:31:49 PM  
As have my fellow Phoenix residents, I'd like to invite you all to STFU and GBTW.

PHX 10-day forecast highs = 112,107,110,111,113,112,110,108,108,106

/August is going to be worse.
//At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.

 
iollow 2009-07-14 01:32:05 PM  
Playerslight: It was 13°C last night at my place. Or 429°F or whatever for you yanks.

Yeah, we don't use the metric system, but hey, Myanmar has our back!

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 01:32:14 PM  
Global Warming FTW?

 
Russ1642 2009-07-14 01:32:19 PM  
A balmy 12 C and windy here in Edmonton. I like it because my apartment isn't a thousand degrees.

 
hophead929 2009-07-14 01:32:19 PM  
That's it, I'm moving to Canada. Too many 38º C days already this summer in Austin.

 
Isuldirs 2009-07-14 01:32:27 PM  
Pants_Optional: Holy Fark! It's raining toads? Isn't that one of the plagues of Egypt? Better get the lamb blood on the door.
I kid, I kid.


I was going to say "WTF are you talking about?"...took me a bit to realize what I wrote! Good call!

/What are all these bugs doing here?

 
Russ1642 2009-07-14 01:33:02 PM  
Pxtl: Reasons I hate this weather:
1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.


THIS. The fashion show is on hold.

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:33:08 PM  
SpinStopper: I know some of us in Houston would be willing to trade ;)

My work takes me to Houston a couple of times a year and I dread, dread going there in the summer. Lovely in the early spring and late fall, but summer? No thanks.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 01:33:13 PM  
DasRaven: As have my fellow Phoenix residents, I'd like to invite you all to STFU and GBTW.

PHX 10-day forecast highs = 112,107,110,111,113,112,110,108,108,106

/August is going to be worse.
//At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.


In other news, we've got a new Solar System!

/someone alert NASA!

 
VimFuego 2009-07-14 01:33:27 PM  
I wish every summer was like this.

But Algore has promised Global Warming, so you have that going for you.

/What? It's a crock of shiat? Oh.

 
ocelot 2009-07-14 01:33:39 PM  
It's not the hottest summer in Texas yet.It was over 100 for 69 days in 1980.(44 consecutive)

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:33:51 PM  
Robert1966: You guys do realize that you're in Canada, right? Where it's cold?

Southern Ontario usually gets as hot as anywhere else in the summer. Particularly since most of the really bleeding hot parts of the USA are dry deserts instead of steamy Great Lakes territory.

Normally there's that payback for our long, crappy winter - tropical summer weather combined with the our super-long summer daylight hours.

 
iamsuburbia 2009-07-14 01:33:55 PM  
I don't know what your talking about summers been awesome on Vancouver Island.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:34:09 PM  
DasRaven: As have my fellow Phoenix residents, I'd like to invite you all to STFU and GBTW.

PHX 10-day forecast highs = 112,107,110,111,113,112,110,108,108,106

/August is going to be worse.
//At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.


Did you go with the Gliese 581 c, or the Upsilon Andromedae?

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2009-07-14 01:34:37 PM  
Dear Canadians,

You are welcome here and would love to have you vacation on the Emerald Coast. Look up the beaches of South Walton County, Florida. The prettiest, nicest beaches on the globe. The sand is the whitest and brighest on Earth. This is where the snowbirds come during the winter. Great food, golf, shopping and fun in a great atmosphere. Come on down!

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:34:45 PM  
Russ1642: THIS. The fashion show is on hold.

Agreed. Although I must say my drive to and from work is much safer in cooler weather.

 
Patterson 2009-07-14 01:34:53 PM  
Here in Montreal, we've had torrential downpours for 2 weeks now. I think I can count the nice sunny days on one hand. This farking blows. I'm gonna ask for my money back unless winter starts in February.

 
iollow 2009-07-14 01:35:00 PM  
Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: It's the hottest Summer of all time in Texas.

It's been a 100 damn degrees every day for the last three weeks and is projected to stay that way for the foreseeable future.

We will very soon be having prayer vigils to summon up a hurricane.


Lower Canada (where almost all Canadians live) and the upper U.S. are experiencing a more-south than usual jet stream this year, bringing cool weather from magic land. But if you're too far south to benefit from the fronts the jet stream is creating, your summer is likely as hot as ever.

I'm in Philly, it's been mid-80s for 3 months straight. Lovin' it. By this time of year there's usually 2 days of 95+ with the occasional 100+ a couple times a month.

 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:35:44 PM  
What? No two week surfing season in BC? Dammit. I was so there.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 01:35:57 PM  
threedingers: SpinStopper: I know some of us in Houston would be willing to trade ;)

My work takes me to Houston a couple of times a year and I dread, dread going there in the summer. Lovely in the early spring and late fall, but summer? No thanks.


Yeah, Houston in the summer is like a moist, warm and sticky beach blanket overcrowded with fat people.

/very unpleasant.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:36:21 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Did you go with the Gliese 581 c, or the Upsilon Andromedae?

It's comments like this that make me love Fark.

I can't imagine ever going to a dinner party in the real world and overhearing that level of cleverness.

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:36:37 PM  
Playerslight: Killer Cars: But yeah, it's not Toronto, so it doesn't count for anything.

Well, the truth hurts.


FWIW, I haven't had a "Toronto is the center of the universe" Torontonian proclaim to me Torono's excellence in everthing once I explain to this Toronto-loving chap that I am, in fact, American, and they're Toronto-ness has no effect on me. Toronto.

/Toronto

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:36:39 PM  
iollow: Lower Canada

Actually, technically Ontario is called "Upper Canada", since it's further up the St. Laurence river, even though it is further South.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 01:37:00 PM  
VimFuego: I wish every summer was like this.

But Algore has promised Global Warming, so you have that going for you.

/What? It's a crock of shiat? Oh.


95% of scientists concur (vehemently, mind you) that global warming works all the time.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:37:08 PM  
Normally I'd be okay with slightly cooler weather, but it seems like chicks need it to be at least plus 25 to break out the tank tops and sundresses and the like.

I've been outside every day emptying aerosols into the atmosphere, to do my part for global warming.

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:37:08 PM  
It was great in Winnipeg last year. This year isn't too bad just a little more rain than usual.

On the minus side, WINNIPEG.

/Winnipeg

 
Civchic 2009-07-14 01:37:15 PM  
threedingers: I'm not complaining one little but. My grass is still green, I've run the A/C for a grand total of three days so far, my kids have been using our (heated) pool five days out of seven and I can cycle to work without having to spend 45 minutes cooling off.

If this summer "sucks" then I guess I like sucky weather.

/Brampton ON


THIS!! I am loving this "sucky" weather.

/also 7mos pregnant with a broken A/C in my crappy car. Been told summer can suck real bad in this condition - fine so far.
//Hamilton, ON

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:37:17 PM  
Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:37:29 PM  
Playerslight: ObscureNameHere: Did you go with the Gliese 581 c, or the Upsilon Andromedae?

It's comments like this that make me love Fark.

I can't imagine ever going to a dinner party in the real world and overhearing that level of cleverness.


Aha! That explains my lack of invites to dinner parties.

 
briang77 2009-07-14 01:37:29 PM  
It's been hot and sunny here in Newfoundland!

 
Killer Cars [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:37:35 PM  
Killer Cars: they're

how about "their"

 
que.guero 2009-07-14 01:37:40 PM  
Yes, because all of Canada has the same weather...

Here in Vancouver (new window)we're looking forward to yet another sunny and warm weekend. Link PNSFW, definitely NSFL.

 
Gravyguts 2009-07-14 01:37:49 PM  
Hey Canada,

No QQ

Thanks,
Gravyguts

 
groininjury 2009-07-14 01:38:06 PM  
my band is playing Ottawa Bluesfest, which has been mostly on and off rain...and a little chillier than average

but frig man, it's CANADA

 
TyrantII 2009-07-14 01:38:07 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


Tell them whats happening is exactly all part of the plan; NE is getting wetter and more mild due to global warming. then point and laugh at their confused look for failing to be able to comprehend anything other then their immediate stimuli.

 
VimFuego 2009-07-14 01:38:42 PM  
OH NOES IT'S GLOBAL COOLING! EVERBODY PANIC!

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:39:01 PM  
solyhhit: It was great in Winnipeg last year. This year isn't too bad just a little more rain than usual.

On the minus side, WINNIPEG.

/Winnipeg


Hey, it's closer to being the true center of Canada than Toronto is. so it's got that going for it. Plus you're more likely to get your Slurpee roofied

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:39:08 PM  
Pxtl: iollow: Lower Canada

Actually, technically Ontario is called "Upper Canada", since it's further up the St. Laurence river, even though it is further South.


CANADA WEST OR DEATH!

/or something
/also loving the weather in Mississauga, though I work in downtown T.O.. It was nice to walk around at lunch not needing a jacket but also not melting into a puddle on the sidewalk

 
fuddytv [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:39:40 PM  
It feels like Vancouver in Calgary...constant rain...

/7uongo

 
SumoJeb 2009-07-14 01:39:42 PM  
its been 25`c - 35`c every day for the last couple weeks here in the interior of BC... shiatty spring, but the summer has been great so far.

 
Cooper420 2009-07-14 01:39:42 PM  
Playerslight: Killer Cars: But yeah, it's not Toronto, so it doesn't count for anything.

Well, the truth hurts.


Let's all hate on Toronto because they're so smug!

/Love's when people outside of Ontario hate on a city that they think believes it's the capital of the country, yet they've probably never been.....
// btw I don't live in or around Toronto. I like the city but wouldn't want to live there.

 
kpottruff 2009-07-14 01:39:53 PM  
Today in Calgary it is currently 52F with a high of 61F possible showers and a low of 46F tonight in American wacky units.

And Al Gore if I don't see global warming soon I am going to start burning tires to keep warm. I am not joking!

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-14 01:40:50 PM  
A hummer of a summer? I could use a hummer this summer.

 
Fat Horny Black and Joe 2009-07-14 01:40:56 PM  
Abstruse: It's farking 104 in the shade here.fark you Canada. fark you.

No shiat...I'd kill for some relief right about now. Sweaty and humid here in SWFL. To hell with this summer bullshiat.

 
Ecaps [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:41:06 PM  
Canadian living in Taiwan who is about the visit Canada in a few days.

Honestly, if the weather is cool, I'll be quite content.

It was over 40 degrees in Taiwan today.

 
theoriginalslash 2009-07-14 01:41:13 PM  
I've said this to people in the NE biatching about not having a summer yet, so it's not an anti-Canada thing: fark YOU, CANADA. It was 105 in Dallas yesterday, probably will be the same today.

People biatching about it not being hot enough in summer annoy me almost as much about people in Texas who biatch because it rarely snows here. If you want hot, go south. If you want cold, go north. Retards.

 
Corvus 2009-07-14 01:41:21 PM  
www.critical-hits.com

Oh no the wildlings! Let's build a wall against Canada!

 
Wizzin 2009-07-14 01:42:07 PM  
Been visiting my dad and it will be over 100 today and tomorrow and the next day and the next day...

/fark you people whining "Oh, it is nice and cool"

 
shipofthesun 2009-07-14 01:42:10 PM  
ronaprhys: Normally I'd say something like, "What matters is overall global temperature, not any local variations as averages matter more than anything.".

However, this does make for some interesting questions. What has the global average temp done in the last few years? I know that we were colder last winter and it seems that the trend was keeping up. I also seem to remember something about polar ice caps increasing in size. Toss in this potentially cooler summer and this year may well be lower. Now, one year doesn't make a trend, but it'd be interesting to see what the trend looks like.


Wellsir, two things are probably affecting the northern hemisphere. The most immediate, is the almost continuous eruption of one or more volcanoes in the Alaskan volcanic islands, and the rest of the northern ring of fire being unusually active over the last 6 months or so. The larger trend is the Sun, and it's lack of activity sunspotwise, AND it's collapsing magnetic field, which seem to correlate to colder weather, much colder weather, from what we have been able to glean from the fossil record. Much colder, as in here come the glaciers, colder, but the correlation between the collapse of the Sun's magnetosphere and that is still somewhat shaky to say the least. This summer's cooler weather can almost certainly be attributed to the Alaskan volcano activity throwing a large amount of debris into the northern atmosphere, however. I point to Tambora and the "year without a summer" of 1816.

 
sparrow794 2009-07-14 01:42:15 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


You could ask them if they are able to accurately define global warming.

Or climate.

Or weather.

 
JoeCowboy 2009-07-14 01:42:16 PM  
YOU LIVE ON THE TUNDRA...IT'S COLD THERE...IT'S GONNA BE COLD THERE. SEE THIS MCKENZIE, *rubs spf 50 coconut oil in his face*. MOVE TO WHERE THE SUN IS.


/channeling Sam Kinison

JC

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:42:30 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Aha! That explains my lack of invites to dinner parties.

No, it's probably still the hygiene issue.

 
Golden Ace [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:42:32 PM  
It's my fault. Last time I was up in KanukLand I left the hotel air conditioner on and the windows open.

I also wrote "Hockey Sucks" in big yellow letters in the snow from said window.

I'm sorry.

Love and kisses GA

 
hitmanric 2009-07-14 01:42:55 PM  
As a person living on the prairies I'll say it's been a shyt summer so far.

Minuses:
- grass getting long again
- car always dirty
- golf game getting rusty
- more rain = more mosquitoes

Pluses:
-save money on air conditioning


We get 9 months of winter here in Manitoba. I want my +30 degree days!

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:43:01 PM  
Civchic: THIS!! I am loving this "sucky" weather.

/also 7mos pregnant with a broken A/C in my crappy car. Been told summer can suck real bad in this condition - fine so far.
//Hamilton, ON


Yeah, my wife was preggers (with triplets, mind you!) throughout the summer ('til Aug) of '99. It was not pleasant for her.

BTW, I don't know where you plan to go, but McMaster has an excellent neonatal unit.

 
nmemkha 2009-07-14 01:43:20 PM  
WWT SoCal Home w/o A/C in 101F heat for cool summer home in Canada.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:43:26 PM  
threedingers: Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.


I hear you, I'm in Hamilton... but I still miss it on my wife.

 
krupintupple 2009-07-14 01:43:37 PM  
I was visiting my parents in Oshawa over the weekend for a barbeque and something like this happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty32RU0HmAc

...in the middle of a Canadian July. This is ass. Seriously, we've got what, 5 weeks of summer left? Awesomes!

*not my video, but someone nearby.

 
ATXtech [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:43:50 PM  
Tax Boy: As it's been 100 degrees for over 2 weeks here in Houston, Canada, you're welcome to my summer. I'll be more than happy to spot you 25 degrees a day.

Same here in the Austin. Although we did have one day last week where it only hit 98 since it pretended like it was going to rain.

It is a bit worse for yall down in Houston though, with the 100000% humidity and all.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:44:04 PM  
Playerslight: ObscureNameHere: Aha! That explains my lack of invites to dinner parties.

No, it's probably still the hygiene issue.


Curses! Look, I explained this before. The food is kept in the spaces of the teeth for later consumption. It's an efficient system!

 
Cajonian 2009-07-14 01:44:15 PM  
95 here in San Diego

/HA

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-07-14 01:44:15 PM  
re: global warming

Northwest passage is melting > clouds / cold front > rain / cool
Meanwhile gulf of mexico hot > hot front / humid > thunderstorms / heatwave

 
ATXtech [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:44:27 PM  
ATXtech: Tax Boy: As it's been 100 degrees for over 2 weeks here in Houston, Canada, you're welcome to my summer. I'll be more than happy to spot you 25 degrees a day.

Same here in the Austin. Although we did have one day last week where it only hit 98 since it pretended like it was going to rain.

It is a bit worse for yall down in Houston though, with the 100000% humidity and all.


I suck at the grammar.

 
bikerbob 2009-07-14 01:44:37 PM  
It's perfect here in the Mojave Desert. Warmer sunny days and absolutely beautiful nights. If this is Global Warming lets keep it.
Do ya hear that Al?

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:44:39 PM  
sparrow794: You could ask them if they are able to accurately define global warming.

You're overestimating my willingness to actually converse with these people. I'm trying to blow them off so I don't actually have to talk with them.

 
GavinTheAlmighty 2009-07-14 01:45:34 PM  
I've found it to be plenty warm in Toronto. It's pleasant today and was nice last night. Because of the tiny windows in my apartment and the way my building is shaped, I don't get much of a breeze, so during the summer, it gets stale and sweltering. So I've had the air conditioning in for a while, and it's been on every so often. I'd like to say I can beat it, but with no fresh air in my apartment and a large, west-facing window baking in the afternoon sun, I don't have much of a choice.

There's a point at which temperatures don't feel any hotter than a degree below it. 35C feels the same as 30C. It's just hot. Same thing with cold. -30C feels the same as -50C. It's just cold. Don't know how you southern staters can put up with it without draining the surrounding areas of all its natural resources. Of course, there's something to be said for dry heat. I was in Vegas last summer and it was very hot. But it was a dry heat, so it didn't choke you out.

One thing Toronto hasn't had nearly enough of is rain. Not that we want rain right now with the garbage strike, but we haven't had nearly enough this summer.

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-14 01:45:54 PM  
Averages schmaverages... Global warming/cooling my hairy, horny feet... I've always worried much more about the new temperature extremes we seem to be hitting all over the Gothdammed place.

Erratic, wide ranges between hot-cold temperature in individual locations = uninhabitable (think "the moon" or "Mars").

\Freely admit to being full of shiat
\\Still worry that I may be on to something even though I'm joking here
\\\Would rather summer in Canada than Florida
\\\\Florida? In summer? yagottabefarkinkiddinme indeed...

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:45:56 PM  
Pxtl: threedingers: Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.

I hear you, I'm in Hamilton... but I still miss it on my wife.


I would have thought Farker Ghastly would have gotten Steeltown all fabulousized by now. Guess these things take time.

 
lesliessexxy 2009-07-14 01:46:18 PM  
Would you like to borrow some of Texas' summer?

It's pretty durn hot here. And I don't normally biatch about the heat.

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:46:20 PM  
hockeyfarker: Hey, it's closer to being the true center of Canada than Toronto is. so it's got that going for it. Plus you're more likely to get your Slurpee roofied

In all honesty I would probably only rather be in Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Boston, Chicago, anywhere in Europe, Sweden, Norway...

As far as the slurpees go, this place is so ridden with diabeetus their missing limbs make it too hard for them to run away anyways. Roofies are just a waste of money.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:46:41 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Curses! Look, I explained this before. The food is kept in the spaces of the teeth for later consumption. It's an efficient system!

Hey, you're preaching to the choir, buddy. I grew a full beard and leave my shirt open with my chest hair exposed for the exact same reason.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 01:46:56 PM  
When I left the house, it was 67 degrees. Now it's 77 degrees.

/gasp

CLIMATE CHANGE

 
Civchic 2009-07-14 01:47:41 PM  
threedingers: BTW, I don't know where you plan to go, but McMaster has an excellent neonatal unit.

That's where I'm headed! I'm a Mac grad so I know the place (feel comfy there), plus that's where my midwife practices.

 
swaxhog 2009-07-14 01:47:42 PM  
Can't really complain. We got unseasonable warm weather a month or more early. The snow was gone in March and people were doing their May gardening two months early. Sure beats the year before when I still had 2 feet of snow in April.

I usually take June holidays and got bumped but since it rained quite a bit the first two weeks I feel vindicated. Otherwise, it's been a very nice summer. Warm days, cooler nights, the grass isn't dead. WTF more do you want.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:47:56 PM  
Bored Horde: This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

img1.fark.netYour country sucks frozen moose dick, you stupid beaver herder!

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:48:00 PM  
Civchic: threedingers: I'm not complaining one little but. My grass is still green, I've run the A/C for a grand total of three days so far, my kids have been using our (heated) pool five days out of seven and I can cycle to work without having to spend 45 minutes cooling off.

If this summer "sucks" then I guess I like sucky weather.

/Brampton ON

THIS!! I am loving this "sucky" weather.

/also 7mos pregnant with a broken A/C in my crappy car. Been told summer can suck real bad in this condition - fine so far.
//Hamilton, ON


Fist-bump.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:48:28 PM  
swaxhog: Warm days, cooler nights, the grass isn't dead. WTF more do you want.

Dead grass, actually. I'm farking sick of mowing my lawn every three days.

 
Noexit 2009-07-14 01:48:35 PM  
Fark you, 39C in Oklahoma right now, and not even to the hot part of the afternoon.

 
aagrajag 2009-07-14 01:49:07 PM  
I've laugh, but I'm a Canadian living in southern Japan, and I just sweated a kidney out onto the floor.

If my air conditioner breaks, I may have to kill myself.

 
kurfu 2009-07-14 01:49:16 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:49:17 PM  
lesliessexxy: Would you like to borrow some of Texas' summer?

It's pretty durn hot here. And I don't normally biatch about the heat.


*clicks profile*

You can come up to Canada. We have cool summers and running water.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:49:22 PM  
Civchic: threedingers: BTW, I don't know where you plan to go, but McMaster has an excellent neonatal unit.

That's where I'm headed! I'm a Mac grad so I know the place (feel comfy there), plus that's where my midwife practices.


Good call with the midwife. Mac is fantastic at the saving-your-life parts, but less so at the making-your-stay-not-miserable parts. My wife farking hated that maternity ward, the nurses seem positively _trained_ to drive you barking mad.

 
Tofino 2009-07-14 01:49:30 PM  
Last summer did indeed suck but this summer is great so far. We're up to four pool parties already, beating last year's total of *ONE*. And my tomatoes are already five feet tall!

West Coast!

 
macaddict0 2009-07-14 01:50:11 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


Tell them to get their asses down to Texas. I can't wait for this miserable summer to be over. It's global pissed off weather is what it is.

 
CnFlght 2009-07-14 01:50:15 PM  
threedingers: Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.


HAHAHA!!! Suckers! I work on a college campus in Rhode Island. We have undergrad classes and precollege classes. The pre-college are highschool kids.

The girls practically have contests to out-slut one another, even in only 70 degree weather. Walk across the main green and you see more flesh than at a beach

Oogling is one of the few benefits of working in a higher education environment.

 
Boberto 2009-07-14 01:51:28 PM  
Shostie: Oh, boo farkin' hoo. "It's too cold this summer." "Shut the hell up," I say while enduring 100+ degree afternoons with 1000% humidity and little to no rain.

And to you we say "Shut the hell up, we'll take your heat, whiner, and we'll stockpile it to combat the -40C winters."

 
rat_creature 2009-07-14 01:51:28 PM  
iollow
Lower Canada (where almost all Canadians live) and the upper U.S. are experiencing a more-south than usual jet stream this year, bringing cool weather from magic land.
I'm in Philly, it's been mid-80s for 3 months straight. Lovin' it. By this time of year there's usually 2 days of 95+ with the occasional 100+ a couple times a month.


If Philly weather's anything like western PA's, then here's hoping that these weather patterns can persist for another... four weeks or so.

/going camping
//not a hot-weather fan

 
swaxhog 2009-07-14 01:51:32 PM  
Playerslight: swaxhog: Warm days, cooler nights, the grass isn't dead. WTF more do you want.

Dead grass, actually. I'm farking sick of mowing my lawn every three days.


Well I'm with you there. I'm 1 more dandelion away from tearing out the front lawn and putting in a rock garden. The new no lawn pesticide bylaw sucks ass I should of stockpiled.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 01:51:37 PM  
ObscureNameHere: I would have thought Farker Ghastly would have gotten Steeltown all fabulousized by now. Guess these things take time.

Despite travelling in some of the same social-circles as Ghastly, I haven't actually met him. The only gay Hamiltonians I know are bears.

 
sparrow794 2009-07-14 01:51:46 PM  
Playerslight: sparrow794: You could ask them if they are able to accurately define global warming.

You're overestimating my willingness to actually converse with these people. I'm trying to blow them off so I don't actually have to talk with them.


No, I get it. It's my experience that this question shuts people down; or, if they actually attempt it, stop them halfway through their stammering definition and ask them to stop commenting on an issue they clearly have no understanding of, and simply walk away.

Or, you could just point in a random direction, shout 'TALIBAN!', and run.

 
Civchic 2009-07-14 01:52:07 PM  
Pxtl: Fist-bump.

Heya! Go Ticats!

/hahahaha

 
mr_cardholder 2009-07-14 01:52:58 PM  
San Diego weather rules! Been in the mid to high 80's for the last few days, before that it was low 80's / high 70's and not a cloud in the sky.

 
lesliessexxy 2009-07-14 01:53:01 PM  
ObscureNameHere:

*clicks profile*

You can come up to Canada. We have cool summers and running water.

RUNNIN' WATER?

Well golly gee! I'll be right there!

 
MicroE 2009-07-14 01:53:13 PM  
IWood: Guess ya shouldn'ta been born in Canada then, huh?

WHERE IS YOUR SMUG NOW?

or...something.


Northwest PA here and every day this summer has been about 10 degrees below average. We've had maybe just a a couple of days above 90 degrees.

 
jdmac 2009-07-14 01:53:23 PM  
www.mudman.us

www.pervasivelight.com

failblog.files.wordpress.com

The Global Fail is strong in this thread.

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:53:23 PM  
Civchic: threedingers: BTW, I don't know where you plan to go, but McMaster has an excellent neonatal unit.

That's where I'm headed! I'm a Mac grad so I know the place (feel comfy there), plus that's where my midwife practices.


Good luck! Hope everything goes smoothly for you.

The advantage of suffering through the summer heat in her third trimester was that Mrs. Threedingers was able to take the kids out for lots of strolls in the fall. Helped her shed the baby weight (although she only gained 30 lbs, if you can believe it) real quick.

 
dneirfkraf 2009-07-14 01:53:35 PM  

 
Hiro's Protagonist 2009-07-14 01:53:45 PM  
If you live in Canada and are complaining about the cold, move to Osoyoos. It's in BC and part of the same desert system as Vegas.

 
orclover 2009-07-14 01:54:51 PM  
Its been over a 100 degrees for the last few weeks, trade ya.

/Austin

 
JasonThomasX 2009-07-14 01:55:00 PM  
Fat Horny Black and Joe: Abstruse: It's farking 104 in the shade here.fark you Canada. fark you.

No shiat...I'd kill for some relief right about now. Sweaty and humid here in SWFL. To hell with this summer bullshiat.


Is in SWFL also, trying my best not to melt.

My car's A/C is on the fritz too, so driving anywhere is an endurance test.

Whatever Canada, quit complaining and eat some TimBits

 
TekSkek8 2009-07-14 01:55:08 PM  
Just to add my own two cents, it's currently 104F/40C here in sunny south central Texas.

Time to go fry some eggs on the sidewalk :P

 
Civchic 2009-07-14 01:55:12 PM  
Pxtl: Good call with the midwife. Mac is fantastic at the saving-your-life parts, but less so at the making-your-stay-not-miserable parts. My wife farking hated that maternity ward, the nurses seem positively _trained_ to drive you barking mad.

I'm hoping my midwife gets me sprung from there at the earliest possible hour. :) I went there for an ultrasound, they sent me to the wrong waiting room, it's loud and noisy. But again - great at saving your life and all.

 
threedingers 2009-07-14 01:55:16 PM  
CnFlght: threedingers: Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.

HAHAHA!!! Suckers! I work on a college campus in Rhode Island. We have undergrad classes and precollege classes. The pre-college are highschool kids.

The girls practically have contests to out-slut one another, even in only 70 degree weather. Walk across the main green and you see more flesh than at a beach

Oogling is one of the few benefits of working in a higher education environment.


I hate you.

 
wrayvynn 2009-07-14 01:56:12 PM  
Believe it or not, move farther north. It's been anywhere from 70 degrees to 90 degrees across interior alaska with light smatterings of rain here and there. It's been a marvelous summer so far.

 
turtleking 2009-07-14 01:56:20 PM  
so the beer stays colder longer eh ?

 
JollyMagistrate 2009-07-14 01:56:22 PM  
Hey Canada!

Florida here, how's it going?

Great, great...

Look, while I've got your attention, you know how you always say of screwed up my personal life is? How crazy my habits are? How horrible my people are? Well, I've got something to tell you.

It's the weather.

You don't like your lack of a season? Oh, no summer? Boo-hoo...

Yeah, well Florida dosen't have seasons, buddy. We have hot, hot and wet, hot and dry, and wet. They don't follow any particular pattern, either. Sometimes it's hot and wet in the "winter" some times not. It's pretty random all in all.

When you face that kind of random, horrible weather, it does something to a man. Makes him go mad. Makes him do crazy things. Makes him lose it a bit.

So, next time you throw up the Florida tag, remember. It's horrible here.

 
Solstice 2009-07-14 01:56:51 PM  
Is this that global warming I've been hearing about?

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 01:56:52 PM  
Well, at least it's a dry cool.

*Heh* Our heat index in Dallas will be around 110-115 today.

Y'all Canadians are prolly still calcualting wind chill factors.

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 01:57:07 PM  
threedingers: CnFlght: threedingers: Pxtl: 1) Women, particularly my wife, are not dressing to beat the heat.

Yeah, that part does kinda suck. But then again, I work in a mostly-male office and live in an "aesthetically challenged" town, so I'm not missing much.

HAHAHA!!! Suckers! I work on a college campus in Rhode Island. We have undergrad classes and precollege classes. The pre-college are highschool kids.

The girls practically have contests to out-slut one another, even in only 70 degree weather. Walk across the main green and you see more flesh than at a beach

Oogling is one of the few benefits of working in a higher education environment.

I hate you
.


Note: the above bolded text is always better when said in Gollum's voice.

 
sandmanahoy 2009-07-14 01:57:26 PM  
Isuldirs: A little cool toady

store.drumbum.com

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 01:57:44 PM  
threedingers: The advantage of suffering through the summer heat in her third trimester was that Mrs. Threedingers...

Good lord, I hope she's not a school teacher with that name.

 
The_Patriot 2009-07-14 01:57:45 PM  
thepatriotaxe.com

Donde esta el "Global Warming"???

 
BobtheFascist 2009-07-14 01:58:02 PM  
DasRaven: As have my fellow Phoenix residents, I'd like to invite you all to STFU and GBTW.

PHX 10-day forecast highs = 112,107,110,111,113,112,110,108,108,106

/August is going to be worse.
//At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.


I spent 20 years in MN. (aka: the Canadian Deep South) I'll take these AZ summers over a MN winter any day.

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-14 01:58:22 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: If you live in Canada and are complaining about the cold, move to Osoyoos. It's in BC and part of the same desert system as Vegas.

Same as Vegas? The same Las Vegas where if you stand in the sunlight this time of year for more than, say, 10 minutes, your nuts dehydrate into pine cones? NO THANKS!

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 01:58:33 PM  
95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

95% of scientists today agree that global warming is valid and that industry is mostly to blame.

/third time's a charm

 
expobill 2009-07-14 02:00:55 PM  
global warming is global warming, not "Cold Lake" warming

 
ObscureNameHere 2009-07-14 02:01:07 PM  
lesliessexxy: ObscureNameHere:

*clicks profile*

You can come up to Canada. We have cool summers and running water.

RUNNIN' WATER?

Well golly gee! I'll be right there!


Score! I knew that when we re-directed the river through our longhouse that it would bring all the females to our encampment!

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:01:51 PM  
motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

95% of scientists today agree that global warming is valid and that industry is mostly to blame.

/third time's a charm


95% of eungenecists believed Aryan traits represented the finest in human evolution.

/in America
//100% true stat
///wirklich!

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 02:02:00 PM  
motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

See, this one is just plain wrong, and kind of invalidates your argument... besides the fact that it is a completely stupid threadjack.

 
THoey [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:02:10 PM  
Stranded On The Planet Dumbass: It's the hottest Summer of all time in Texas.

It's been a 100 damn degrees every day for the last three weeks and is projected to stay that way for the foreseeable future.

We will very soon be having prayer vigils to summon up a hurricane.


/ THIS, This, and so much this.

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-14 02:02:23 PM  
motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

That's false

motobvious: 95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

Apollo 11 brought back soil samples in 1969

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:02:35 PM  
motobvious: 95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

Yes. And?

 
7th Son of a 7th Son 2009-07-14 02:03:15 PM  
TheBigBadCrystallineEntity: yea its only 103 here in okla. come on down Canadians!

According to weather.com Tulsa has 1 more day of 100+ before a cold front moves in. Saturday's forecasted high is 85. Shiat, at this point I'd be happy with below 95.

 
JasonThomasX 2009-07-14 02:03:25 PM  
motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

95% of scientists today agree that global warming is valid and that industry is mostly to blame.

/third time's a charm


I don't think that first "fact" is actually true. I'm gonna go with [citation needed] here

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:03:29 PM  
Playerslight: motobvious: 95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

Yes. And?


Water you arguing about?

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:03:37 PM  
expobill: global warming is global warming, not "Cold Lake" warming

Globally, it's been colder than average lately. But I saw that movie, so I know how this works. We're all gonna die in a giant ice hurricane...because of the global warming.

 
netcentric 2009-07-14 02:03:58 PM  
expobill: global warming is global warming, not "Cold Lake" warming

good point. I'll update my doco....

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:04:15 PM  
ObscureNameHere: Score! I knew that when we re-directed the river through our longhouse that it would bring all the females to our encampment!

It's true. There's nothing more enticing, more exhilarating, more intoxicating than the female beaver.

 
Tony Baloney 2009-07-14 02:04:23 PM  
JollyMagistrate: Hey Canada!

Florida here, how's it going?

Great, great...

Look, while I've got your attention, you know how you always say of screwed up my personal life is? How crazy my habits are? How horrible my people are? Well, I've got something to tell you.

It's the weather.

You don't like your lack of a season? Oh, no summer? Boo-hoo...

Yeah, well Florida dosen't have seasons, buddy. We have hot, hot and wet, hot and dry, and wet. They don't follow any particular pattern, either. Sometimes it's hot and wet in the "winter" some times not. It's pretty random all in all.

When you face that kind of random, horrible weather, it does something to a man. Makes him go mad. Makes him do crazy things. Makes him lose it a bit.

So, next time you throw up the Florida tag, remember. It's horrible here.


Hot + wet = "crotch-pot" cooking?

Also, I noticed that if you were to substitute the name of a "memorable" ex for "Florida" in that post then you've got, uh... well, something.

 
bmr68 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:04:26 PM  
Here is Houston's weather forecast for the next few days.
Tuesday 97° F | 79° F Partly Cloudy Chance of T-storms
Wednesday 97° F | 77° F Partly Cloudy Chance of T-storms
Thursday 95° F | 77° F Partly Cloudy Chance of T-storms
Friday 94° F | 76° F Partly Cloudy Chance of T-storms
Saturday 94° F | 76° F Partly Cloudy Chance of T-storms

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:06:02 PM  
griffer: Water you arguing about?

What a lunar moto is.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:06:12 PM  
Pxtl: motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

See, this one is just plain wrong, and kind of invalidates your argument... besides the fact that it is a completely stupid threadjack.


Correct me. What was the percentage of flat-earthers among the scientific community in the 1300s?

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:06:26 PM  
krupintupple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty32RU0HmAc

Is that really a video of hail? as if hail is a big deal? Why isn't that moron getting his motorcycle undercover? If that was my baby I'd be out protecting it with my body.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:06:31 PM  
bmr68: Here is Houston's weather forecast for the next few days.

Ollie?

IT'S HOT!

/don't miss Houston summers at all

 
OscarTamerz 2009-07-14 02:06:31 PM  
The weather is like the economy, it sucks.

"If that's the case, then I think Canadians will forget soon what a bummer of a summer it is and maybe it will be the hummer of a summer."


And after the hummer of a summer it will be a cummer of summer. Just helping throw some more blow job references into the article.

 
dead_dangler [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:08:05 PM  
The weather has been awesome in Vancouver.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:08:17 PM  
Playerslight: griffer: Water you arguing about?

What a lunar moto is.


nevermind

 
wbrproductions 2009-07-14 02:08:31 PM  
que.guero: Yes, because all of Canada has the same weather...

Here in Vancouver (new window)we're looking forward to yet another sunny and warm weekend. Link PNSFW, definitely NSFL.


Ditto for Seattle, best summer in years. But don't tell anyone.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:08:45 PM  
Bored Horde: motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

That's false

motobvious: 95% of scientists in 1970 believed there was no water on the moon.

Apollo 11 brought back soil samples in 1969


Oh, I'm sorry. What did they find in the soil samples that persuaded them against their pre-conception of a waterless moon?

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 02:10:27 PM  
motobvious: Pxtl: motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

See, this one is just plain wrong, and kind of invalidates your argument... besides the fact that it is a completely stupid threadjack.

Correct me. What was the percentage of flat-earthers among the scientific community in the 1300s?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth
section Later Medieval Europe.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:10:52 PM  
motobvious: Correct me. What was the percentage of flat-earthers among the scientific community in the 1300s?

really you could just read the wikipedia article. If that's all it takes to prove you wrong no one should have to cite anything.

 
Scorched Colon 2009-07-14 02:11:15 PM  
This is the best summer yet where I am. So far we've barely had any humidity at all and I can actually be outside without feeling like I'm standing in a giant oven wearing a sopping wet wool sweater.



/hoping it's like this for the rest of the season.

 
JibMac [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:11:37 PM  
I dunno, I'm liking the weather so far this summer. I don't have to get up at 8am to mow the lawn before it gets to hot.

I haven't had to water the lawn once yet this summer and the flowers and veggies are doing great.

Golfing has been very nice and the courses are all in great shape.

/Hamilton, ON as well
//Should have closed the basement windows last night, was a tad chilly this morning.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:11:37 PM  
but Pxtl is apparently a nicer farker than me.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:12:09 PM  
Pxtl: motobvious: Pxtl: motobvious: 95% of scientists in the fourteenth century agreed that the earth was flat.

See, this one is just plain wrong, and kind of invalidates your argument... besides the fact that it is a completely stupid threadjack.

Correct me. What was the percentage of flat-earthers among the scientific community in the 1300s?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_Earth
section Later Medieval Europe.


Ha ha...a wikipedia citing.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 02:13:39 PM  
Okay, I'm going to stop feeding the troll now.

 
wiredmaverick 2009-07-14 02:14:06 PM  
Toronto doesn't speak for Canada damnit. This is the nicest summer I've seen on Vancouver Island in years.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:15:13 PM  
hockeyfarker: but Pxtl is apparently a nicer farker than me.

Wut? There will be no "nice" happening on fark, nor any derivatives of the word.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:15:41 PM  
Pxtl: Okay, I'm going to stop feeding the troll now.

He's 95% full anyway.

 
federationoffear 2009-07-14 02:16:10 PM  
As a Canadian with a doctorate in climatology, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/no really, I do have a PhD and I *always* find threads that degenerate into global warming wharrgarbl to be immensely amusing

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:16:16 PM  
hockeyfarker: but Pxtl is apparently a nicer farker than me.

Shut up, jerk face.

 
danwinkler 2009-07-14 02:16:18 PM  
B-b-b-but global warming!
Does this mean we can scrap cap and tax?

/came here to say that

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:16:26 PM  
Pxtl: Okay, I'm going to stop feeding the troll now.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

 
canyoneer 2009-07-14 02:16:52 PM  

 
Russky 2009-07-14 02:17:04 PM  
wiredmaverick: Toronto doesn't speak for Canada damnit. This is the nicest summer I've seen on Vancouver Island in years.

Exactly, been a nice summer in Vancouver as well, been running my AC like crazy. Fark the East.

 
Smeggy Smurf 2009-07-14 02:17:33 PM  
Two years of shiatty weather
Two years of no sunspots
Sunspots effect the weather

It really is that simple. The big shiny thing in the sky is picking on the earth

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2009-07-14 02:18:22 PM  
We've had maybe 5 [non consecutive] hot [ie. 25-30] days since May/June. maybe one day of over 30 degrees in 3 months.
right now it's +15 and raining. blargh.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:20:18 PM  
Global Cooling?!? fark! I was JUST NOW finally convinced that Global Warming was true. fark A MARTIAN METEOR!!!!

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 02:22:35 PM  
motobvious: Global Cooling?!? fark! I was JUST NOW finally convinced that Global Warming was true. fark A MARTIAN METEOR!!!!

*AHEM*

Global Climate Change. Say it right.

/Global Warming is soooooo 20th century.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:23:56 PM  
Morton_toes: Global Climate Change. Say it right.

Aren't those called 'seasons'?

 
Ashelth 2009-07-14 02:24:30 PM  
Bored Horde: This summer does suck, it's early farking july and I'm using a down comforter to not freeze my balls off at night

It was 106 this weekend, you can have some of our summer (central texas).

Just remember you're taking EVERYTHING from today until September 30th. No returns and if we get anything over 80, we're suing.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:26:03 PM  
griffer: Shut up, jerk face.



that's right I called you a MEANIE. GO CRY NOW

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:27:11 PM  
Morton_toes: motobvious: Global Cooling?!? fark! I was JUST NOW finally convinced that Global Warming was true. fark A MARTIAN METEOR!!!!

*AHEM*

Global Climate Change. Say it right.

/Global Warming is soooooo 20th century.


Oh. So if it's CO2 emissions that caused the GLOBAL WARMING in the 20th century, what is it that's causing GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE in the 21st century?

It's farking cows isn't it? No, I don't mean butane. I mean people literally farking the cows. Is it the post-coital-man-on-cow emissions? Tell me the truth; I can take it.

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:28:21 PM  
aaand my picture f*cked off somewhere. dammit.

motobvious: It's farking cows isn't it? No, I don't mean butane.

heh. butane.

I wasn't paying enough attention before.

 
motobvious 2009-07-14 02:28:29 PM  
motobvious: Morton_toes: motobvious: Global Cooling?!? fark! I was JUST NOW finally convinced that Global Warming was true. fark A MARTIAN METEOR!!!!

*AHEM*

Global Climate Change. Say it right.

/Global Warming is soooooo 20th century.

Oh. So if it's CO2 emissions that caused the GLOBAL WARMING in the 20th century, what is it that's causing GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE in the 21st century?

It's farking cows isn't it? No, I don't mean butane. I mean people literally farking the cows. Is it the post-coital-man-on-cow emissions? Tell me the truth; I can take it.


Whatever it is, let's tax the living fark out of it!!!!

 
LemSkroob 2009-07-14 02:29:20 PM  
NYC came about .25" short of hitting an all-time record for Rainfall in the month of June. We had something like 24 of 30 days with rain conditions.

Its mid-july now, and has yet to hit above the mid-80s. weather.com says the highest it will get in the next 10 days is 84. This coming weekend, it wont even get out of the 70s.

My garden is liking it, but places like Coney Island and other seasonal locations are hurting, with business off by as much as 80%. People just dont feel the need to get out this summer.

 
AnEvilGuest 2009-07-14 02:29:21 PM  
I like the cold, just let it dry out so I can slap some more paint on my house

 
followmeinfantry 2009-07-14 02:31:58 PM  
Hay Canucks, Ill trade you the cold air and frost warnings for the 95+ degree heat with the 80% humidity any day

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-14 02:32:28 PM  
Crappy-ass wx in Maine, too. Rain, more rain, and more rain. We've barely hit 80 (maybe twice; most days it struggles to get to the low/mid 70s.

//FTS

 
Kaybeck 2009-07-14 02:33:10 PM  
solyhhit: It was great in Winnipeg last year. This year isn't too bad just a little more rain than usual.

On the minus side, WINNIPEG.

/Winnipeg


Like hell it was. July and August was BRUTAL. It's been damn near tolerable this year, and while everyone was biatching about it being too cold in May/June I was loving it.

Then again I don't like anything warmer than 23 C since it's so damn humid here.

Every time I hear on the radio "It's a beautiful 30 degrees outside" I want to punch the dj in the throat.

 
capt.hollister 2009-07-14 02:34:25 PM  
Cooper420 /Love's when people outside of Ontario hate on a city that they think believes it's the capital of the country, yet they've probably never been.....

I go there a lot. IMO, Torontonians do not beleive they are the center of the country; they think they are the country... even the ones who moved there from the ROC ! it's a peculiar thing to observe.

To those complaining about women dressing for the unseasonable weather: you should come to Montreal. Despite the cold(ish), wet conditions there are still enough women who dress like it's the middle of summer to make it worth your while...

 
Boberto 2009-07-14 02:34:53 PM  
Hiro's Protagonist: If you live in Canada and are complaining about the cold, move to Osoyoos. It's in BC and part of the same desert system as Vegas.

Had a cousin working as GM of a/the golf course there. Scorpions, scorching heat, blazing sun, sand everywhere... it's like Vegas without the fun (and less herpes).

 
LemSkroob 2009-07-14 02:35:35 PM  
Oh, and i can't wait for the Utility companies to send out their letters about rates going up:



"Dear host sir/madam,


Due to setting the yearly budget for 2009 back in 1987, we did not accurately predict the lack of demand for electricity in Summer 2009 due to nobody using air conditioning. to alleviate the resulting shortfall from revenue, we need to close the budget gap by raising your rates.

Thank you for paying more and using less.

Sincerly,

parasite Con Edison"

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 02:35:56 PM  
Playerslight: Morton_toes: Global Climate Change. Say it right.

Aren't those called 'seasons'?


It seems the phraseology of the 90's ie: 'Global Warming' was a bit too limiting to really encompass all of the possibilities of the ways that we (homo-sapiens) could fark with the climate.

By resorting to the phrase 'Global Climate Change', all possible outcomes are covered and there will be no embarassing 'cooling periods' to try to explain away.

The only thing that could really go wrong is if the climate was in perfect stasis, and when and if that happens, we'll all know we are farked anyway.

 
poisonedpawn78 2009-07-14 02:36:10 PM  
motobvious: Morton_toes: motobvious: Global Cooling?!? fark! I was JUST NOW finally convinced that Global Warming was true. fark A MARTIAN METEOR!!!!

*AHEM*

Global Climate Change. Say it right.

/Global Warming is soooooo 20th century.

Oh. So if it's CO2 emissions that caused the GLOBAL WARMING in the 20th century, what is it that's causing GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE in the 21st century?

It's farking cows isn't it? No, I don't mean butane. I mean people literally farking the cows. Is it the post-coital-man-on-cow emissions? Tell me the truth; I can take it.


Michael Jackson surgical emissions. Thankfully we thwarted the disaster.

 
maudibjr 2009-07-14 02:36:25 PM  
I have used my AC once this summer, and then it was to reduce humidity. $35 utility bill.

/why would I want to live in a freaking desert?

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:36:26 PM  
hockeyfarker: griffer: Shut up, jerk face.



that's right I called you a MEANIE. GO CRY NOW


earsucker.com

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:41:38 PM  
griffer: hockeyfarker: griffer: Shut up, jerk face.



that's right I called you a MEANIE. GO CRY NOW


JUST LEAVE HOCKEYFARKER ALONE!

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:42:29 PM  
griffer: earsucker.com

Chris Crocker is way old and busted. you should use that other creepy looking German dude for your weirdness. You know the one I mean.

If you'll excuse me, I have a lunch "date" with Becky.

 
rockymountainrider 2009-07-14 02:42:49 PM  
teens up to mid 20's are just fine. Camping on the weekend the temp spiked into the 30's with a good humidex for Saturday, in betweend thunder showers.

Enough rain so i don't have to deal with the green desert and the temps mean i don't have to run the A/C. Comsumption is Waaay down this year.

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:46:14 PM  
Kaybeck: Like hell it was. July and August was BRUTAL.

I got here on July 1st. It was beautiful. You're being a baby.

 
Playerslight 2009-07-14 02:46:17 PM  
rockymountainrider: teens up to mid 20's are just fine.

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

/hot hot hot

 
solyhhit [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:47:18 PM  
griffer: hockeyfarker: griffer: Shut up, jerk face.



that's right I called you a MEANIE. GO CRY NOW


Guy, guys, guys. Calm down. I think we can all agree that griffer sucks :P

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 02:54:22 PM  
Summer, it turns you up-side down...

 
HAMMERTOE [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:57:04 PM  
Morton_toes: By resorting to the phrase 'Global Climate Change', all possible outcomes are covered and there will be no embarassing 'cooling periods' to try to explain away.

Has something besides water started to fall from the sky as precipitation? No? Then nothing's really "changed" except for the angle of the whaaargarble.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:59:59 PM  
solyhhit: Guy, guys, guys. Calm down. I think we can all agree that griffer sucks :P

hockeyfarker: Chris Crocker is way old and busted. you should use that other creepy looking German dude for your weirdness. You know the one I mean.

If you'll excuse me, I have a lunch "date" with Becky.


Screw you both, maple apologists! You wish you were real Americans, like me!

4.bp.blogspot.com

 
The horse you rode in on 2009-07-14 03:04:17 PM  
This isn't heaven...this sucks

 
The horse you rode in on 2009-07-14 03:05:37 PM  
The horse you rode in on: This isn't heaven...this sucks

Damn...how about this

This isn't heaven...this sucks

barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu

 
purple helmet 2009-07-14 03:07:29 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

Bonus points for creativity. I don't care about ideology, as it really doesn't matter in this instance (i.e. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


Well, since we've been on a cooling trend now for about 8-9 years, not just one year like you make it sound, I still say, "global warming, my arse.".

Man made global warming is the myth made up by the Gore types so they could cash in and get rich off the backs of corporate America, and they packaged it and sold it to you all, hook, line, and sinker.

Climate change has happened since the dawn of time and is proven in the rings of trees, fossils, sediments, etc.

 
dennysgod 2009-07-14 03:14:14 PM  
Northern Michigan feels your pain. We had a week of 80's a few weeks back, but mostly it's been in the upper 60's to near 70. I think we're running almost -5F below normal for May/June, but I'm sure by August/Sept we'll probably get screwed.

 
Mara See Mara Do 2009-07-14 03:16:31 PM  
Hey, the Canucks are right. I just converted the current temperature here to Canadia numbers and it's only 40 degrees. That's freezing!

/Seriously, some guy walking up the sidewalk with me said "Freezing, ain't it?" and almost got a sweaty fist up his face.

 
Ailurophile 2009-07-14 03:23:19 PM  
I didn't get a winter but for almost literally three days this year, so I'm rather jealous.

/Seriously, I'll trade, we're having mid to high 90s and excessive humidity every farking day

 
JFC 2009-07-14 03:26:29 PM  
Calgary's been wet but we've also had lots of sun. There have been perfect days for rafting down the Bow with beers in hand.

And since I spent 45 days in the middle east, Calgary rarely gets rain, I love Vancouver's weather, and I've got a fridge full of beer in the office this week.....well, everything is right as the rain.

 
Technomage 2009-07-14 03:28:23 PM  
Download a copy of the 'AGW Skeptics Handbook' from this website:

AGW Skeptics Handbook

It was written by a former believer in Man-made climate change, and is in a format that even the thickest AGW worshipper can understand - well, let's hope it is!

 
The Corporation [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 03:30:18 PM  
I don't mind it here in Toronto...I just don't like how I have to take carry around a jacket but can't wear it during the day cause it's too warm.

I went to the beaches a couple weeks ago and it was really nice...the weekends have been mostly nice except for the rain in the mornings.

It's nice that it's not too hot but you can still go sit outside and enjoy some drinks.

 
koan 2009-07-14 03:31:40 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com

 
jake3988 2009-07-14 03:39:18 PM  
It's been so nice here (Ohio) this summer.

Not been 'cold', but only 1 or 2 'ZOMG IT'S HOT' days, all the rest are like 80F, low humidity, and sunny.

Not warm enough to care about air conditioning, and it's very pleasant.

I LOVE IT!

/First time in like 6 years it hasn't been insanely warm.

 
binkyman 2009-07-14 03:45:53 PM  
briang77: It's been hot and sunny here in Newfoundland!

Bastard!
Wishes he was home.

 
krazydiamond 2009-07-14 03:46:54 PM  
So glad I moved to Tennessee last winter, I've been out on the lake in 30oC sun every week since early June. If you can put up with Southerners, the south is the place to be!

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 03:54:06 PM  
Canada sounds like the greatest place ever:
- Dark and cold 8 months out of the year
- Barely warm enough to wear shorts the rest of the year
- Free health care
- Full nude strippers
- french fries with gravy and cheese on them

I wish I could convince my wife to move there, but she's one of those freaks who prefers temperatures above freezing.

 
AndyChrist_NZ 2009-07-14 03:56:49 PM  
minus 10 C here, South Island of New Zealand, positively tropical to what Canadians should be used to.
meh

 
Hebalo [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:01:07 PM  
The Icelander: Canada sounds like the greatest place ever:
- Dark and cold 8 months out of the year
- Barely warm enough to wear shorts the rest of the year
- Free health care
- Full nude strippers
- french fries with gravy and cheese on them

I wish I could convince my wife to move there, but she's one of those freaks who prefers temperatures above freezing.



Relatively Healthy Economy
Friendly People
4 Actual Seasons
Dollar Coins (and 2 Dollar Coins)
No Tax on Lottery Winnings

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:01:59 PM  
Most days are around 20-25C nights 15C

Why are folks complaining?

July 14, 2009 Toronto.
www.quillandquire.com

 
Hebalo [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:02:24 PM  
AndyChrist_NZ: minus 10 C here, South Island of New Zealand, positively tropical to what Canadians should be used to.
meh


I chucked a bit when I was in Christchurch, and they were advertising the Antarctic Museum (I think) with a wind tunnel that drops to -18C !!!!!


The HORROR!!!!

 
Barnstormer 2009-07-14 04:05:03 PM  
AndyChrist_NZ: minus 10 C here, South Island of New Zealand, positively tropical to what Canadians should be used to.
meh


How's the snow in the Remarkables? Deep powder in Queenstown? I learned to go boarding there, but it was packed ice in early July that year. Made the flight home rather painful, since I didn't so much learn to go boarding as how to fall off a snowboard. Repeatedly.

 
AndyChrist_NZ 2009-07-14 04:06:59 PM  
Hebalo Yes it's at the International Airport in Chch, been there and done that and it was farking freezing, though the kids loved it, snow in January NZ (outside temp 35C)awesome. love NZ.

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-14 04:09:47 PM  
No 'Cool Summer' by Bananarama yet, or did I miss it?

FARK!, it's pouring again. 4th shower today.

//FTS

 
AndyChrist_NZ 2009-07-14 04:14:45 PM  
Barnstormer It's a bumper season for skiing down here this year, lots of Aussies and Americans on the piste, snow at the Remarkables and Queenstown (Coronet Peak) very good. For ice skiing you must try Ohau, sheet ice at 40 degree angle need sharp edges. All good fun until someone loses an eye or a leg but hey that's the risk you take I guess. I love to ski at Ohau, prounced "Oh How"

http://www.ohau.co.nz/

 
AndyChrist_NZ 2009-07-14 04:15:55 PM  
eh pronounced

 
hockeyfarker [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:21:34 PM  
I think it's funny that this is basically a 280 post thread discussing the weather in our respective locations.

 
Morton_toes 2009-07-14 04:27:58 PM  
hockeyfarker: I think it's funny that this is basically a 280 post thread discussing the weather in our respective locations.

It's still hot in TX.

/wait.... wut?

 
b0rscht [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:31:25 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?


"There is a difference between weather and climate."

 
The_Fuzz 2009-07-14 04:34:44 PM  
I live in Calgary and it has been very rainy and sucky. This weekend, I went to Invermere, BC and found where summer has been hiding. Just over the border! Maybe it was just waiting for Stampede to be finished, and it will come visit us now.

/please!

 
Nick Nostril 2009-07-14 04:38:31 PM  
Farking global warming.

 
olddinosaur 2009-07-14 04:39:52 PM  
Down here in Texas they are trying to convince us that our record heat and lack of average number of hurricanes three years in a row is a result of global warming.

I think it is more accurate to say, Texas is ALWAYS hot and dry in July, and hurricanes run plentiful some years, scarce in others.

Oh yeah: The drought will be over soon as the flood washes our asses away.

That too.

 
johnnyboog 2009-07-14 04:39:57 PM  
Ive been all over the maritimes the last 4 weeks. Northern New Brunswick is by far the hottest, but with some of the coldest water. Nfld was surprisingly warm, even the lakes were warm enough to swim. PEI has had decent weather especially the past weekend. Havent been swimming in NS yet, but the Northumberland Straight is supposed to have some of the warmest waters upwards from Boston.

 
Pxtl 2009-07-14 04:42:20 PM  
hockeyfarker: I think it's funny that this is basically a 280 post thread discussing the weather in our respective locations.

Canadians. The weather here is so constantly farked up that it's worth chatting about.

 
binkyman 2009-07-14 04:43:18 PM  
johnnyboog: Ive been all over the maritimes the last 4 weeks. Northern New Brunswick is by far the hottest, but with some of the coldest water. Nfld was surprisingly warm, even the lakes were warm enough to swim. PEI has had decent weather especially the past weekend. Havent been swimming in NS yet, but the Northumberland Straight is supposed to have some of the warmest waters upwards from Boston.

Guess you were in the atlantic provinces then, not just the maritimes.

 
griffer [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 04:45:26 PM  
Hebalo: The Icelander: Canada sounds like the greatest place ever:
- Dark and cold 8 months out of the year
- Barely warm enough to wear shorts the rest of the year
- Free health care
- Full nude strippers
- french fries with gravy and cheese on them

I wish I could convince my wife to move there, but she's one of those freaks who prefers temperatures above freezing.


Relatively Healthy Economy
Friendly People
4 Actual Seasons
Dollar Coins (and 2 Dollar Coins)
No Tax on Lottery Winnings


SHUT UP! GO CHOKE ON A LOONIE!

hockeyfarker: I think it's funny that this is basically a 280 post thread...

CRAPPING ON AMERICA'S HAT!

 
jdawg3k 2009-07-14 05:06:32 PM  
img148.imageshack.us

 
RY28 2009-07-14 05:06:52 PM  
It's the global warmin thats a causin alla these problems .

 
johnnyboog 2009-07-14 05:12:23 PM  
Maritime Provinces: the collective name for the Canadian provinces of New Brunswick and Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-14 05:12:34 PM  
There were pictures of the earth and other celestial bodies from the 1200s, rotating the sun.

Flat earthers really are that stupid.

 
Bored Horde 2009-07-14 05:13:20 PM  
griffer: Hebalo: The Icelander: Canada sounds like the greatest place ever:
- Dark and cold 8 months out of the year
- Barely warm enough to wear shorts the rest of the year
- Free health care
- Full nude strippers
- french fries with gravy and cheese on them

I wish I could convince my wife to move there, but she's one of those freaks who prefers temperatures above freezing.


Relatively Healthy Economy
Friendly People
4 Actual Seasons
Dollar Coins (and 2 Dollar Coins)
No Tax on Lottery Winnings

SHUT UP! GO CHOKE ON A LOONIE!

hockeyfarker: I think it's funny that this is basically a 280 post thread...

CRAPPING ON AMERICA'S HAT!


When are you going to become unpoor

 
raygundan 2009-07-14 05:13:37 PM  
DasRaven: At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.

Our 7kW system should be in by the end of the month. If the sun's gonna heat the house, it can damn well cool it off, too. Lazy, shiftless photons have been getting a free ride for too long. Get a job, photons!

 
forestguy 2009-07-14 05:20:19 PM  
Michaud farms in Bouctouche, New Brunswick...Neat to see the local guy on there.

/Serious veggies at that farm

 
davynelson 2009-07-14 05:24:56 PM  
The days have been beautiful and mostly sunny
not so hot that you're burning your ass off
but pretty damn nice like today

and the nights pleasantly cool so i don't need the A/C.


SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

 
cobes 2009-07-14 05:34:38 PM  
I'm heading up to Manitoulin Island at the end of this week. The forecast shows high's in the mid 70's and lows in the low 60's.

I'm failing to see the problem here.

 
Ashelth 2009-07-14 05:40:59 PM  
LemSkroob: NYC came about .25" short of hitting an all-time record for Rainfall in the month of June. We had something like 24 of 30 days with rain conditions.

Its mid-july now, and has yet to hit above the mid-80s. weather.com says the highest it will get in the next 10 days is 84. This coming weekend, it wont even get out of the 70s.

My garden is liking it, but places like Coney Island and other seasonal locations are hurting, with business off by as much as 80%. People just dont feel the need to get out this summer.


You're going to blame the WEATHER on that?

Really?

REALLY?

-_-

 
baby_hewey 2009-07-14 06:02:36 PM  
Wow, it's a Global Warming thread with out the Warming. In Texas it has been over 100 for most of the month, but it still doesn't compair to 1980 when July was 107 the norm and there were over 30 strait days over 100. Now that sucked, this is just weak. Where is my Global Warming?

 
Nocens 2009-07-14 06:16:31 PM  
Nick Nostril: Farking global warming.


It's not Global Warming. This is unseasonal cooling so it becomes "Climate Change." You're still going to get cap and traded even if the planet enters an ice age.

 
Lumoclear 2009-07-14 06:37:02 PM  
I don't mind that much. It is comfortable and I am sure that the dog days will soon be here in August then we'll all be complaining here in Southern Ontario to as how humid and hot it was.

Now to go mow my lawn without racking up a sweat.

 
cmn85 2009-07-14 07:02:23 PM  
where's the promised Saskatchewan drought? It's been moister than (insert noun here) in Moose Jaw this year.... can I get a dry weekend now?

 
vicious sack beating 2009-07-14 07:03:32 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123: What? No two week surfing season in BC? Dammit. I was so there.

I have a friend who grew up in Vancouver. He went home for Christmas to surf.

 
Juc 2009-07-14 07:03:41 PM  
All I have to say is that Canada is way too big of a landmass to really have weather generalizations be valid.

Except for ones related to latitude I suppose.

 
vicious sack beating 2009-07-14 07:12:34 PM  
Ecaps: Canadian living in Taiwan who is about the visit Canada in a few days.

Honestly, if the weather is cool, I'll be quite content.

It was over 40 degrees in Taiwan today.


Alex Dave Canada?

 
Zumaki 2009-07-14 07:14:55 PM  
My story today:
lh4.ggpht.com

 
The Icelander [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 07:26:11 PM  
Zumaki: My story today:

You harvested your weed, your car smelled really bad and you were angry because it was 200 degrees?

 
warbirds69 2009-07-14 07:47:53 PM  
You know it is farking cold in July when, at a pool party, everyone is standing around the BBQ to keep warm.

Great for sleeping at night...it was 9C here in SW Ontario. Sucks to be an air conditioner salesperson!!

 
Jaymi77 2009-07-14 08:28:00 PM  
It's been over a 100 Farking degrees Fahrenheit for about a month here in Oklahoma. We've had enough Summer. Canada can have it.

 
burns1111 2009-07-14 09:24:24 PM  
You're still allowed to drink tequila when it's cold, right?

 
alltandubh [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 09:46:08 PM  
Playerslight: Joe_diGriz: And there are still people who are trying to convince us OMG!! GLOBAL WARMING IS HERE!!!


/am i doing it right?

I think I've heard the "global-warming my ass" argument at least 3 or 4 times in the last week from people who I've never heard comment on the issue. Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?. I want to be able to use it when it's really hot or really cold).


You might want to explain how the theory of anthropogenic global warming could ever be *falsified*. When people hear both warmer weather and cooler weather being explained by AGW, this naturally generates skepticism. If the theory is correct, it doesn't help that it's being trotted out to explain absolutely every little variation in the climate.

 
Niveras 2009-07-14 10:18:14 PM  
I admit, I far prefer the temperatures this year to sweltering 35C + humidity. Still two months to go...

 
nastyboi 2009-07-14 10:26:05 PM  
Summer? We haven't had spring yet.

 
cyberbenali 2009-07-14 11:07:13 PM  
All you complaining it's too hot in the South? You'd be wearing parkas right now. It was a grand high of 15oC (60oF) in Montreal today and last night was below 10oC (below 50). It was great for moving but now it just plain sucks. We moved into a ground floor place with a backyard we've barely used and a basement that flooded for the first time in 10 years because of the crazy non-stop rain we've been having.

Sucked for our huge Jazz fest too. Couldn't really go for lack of ark building supplies and noseplugs

/Still packed away

 
andrewhy 2009-07-14 11:27:03 PM  
Um, you live in Canada? Move, maybe?

 
HeartlessLibertarian 2009-07-15 07:06:56 AM  
I'm going out on a limb here and guessing no one has said this: Global Warming?


God I'm original.

 
docweasel 2009-07-15 07:31:37 AM  
but, world temperatures are rising, right?

Al Gore lied to me :(

 
docweasel 2009-07-15 07:44:02 AM  
motobvious 2009-07-14 01:37:00 PM
VimFuego: I wish every summer was like this.

But Algore has promised Global Warming, so you have that going for you.

/What? It's a crock of shiat? Oh.

95% of scientists concur (vehemently, mind you) that global warming works all the time.


when more and more facts stack up against your global government plan, just pull numbers out of your ass.

fact is, there is an increasing backlash of scientists and climatologists debunking "man made climate change" as bad science. Many were coerced into backing it to get grants: if you were studying squirrels, it was easier to get a grant if you studied glowball warmage's effect on them, and came up with the conclusion, yup, glowball warmage is killing teh squirrels. However, the realization that trends are actually COOLING, due to solar activity, and Gore's bullshiat CO2 is having zero effect, and the fact that all scientists who continue with this charade will be exposed as frauds, liars and bad scientists, has led many many (32k just signed a letter denouncing glowbal warmage as junk science. http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/05/are_32000_scientists_enough_to.html )

so how does your 95% stack up to that?

the TOP climatologists, who have nothing to fear for speaking out, have been raging about the government push for glowball warmage controls over our entire lives and the fact it's a fraud.

Funny how anecdotal evidence works to PROVE glowball warmage/now climate change, but not the other way around. The polar icecaps are getting THICKER, temps are dropping worldwide for 8 years, so the SMART scientists are dropping Gore's World like a hot potato.

Unfortunately for the alarmists, reality is catching up with their bullshiat.

 
Zafler 2009-07-15 08:31:31 AM  
docweasel

Does the Oregon Petition still have Dr. M. Mouse listed? Or Dr. Hawkeye Pierce?

Also, Carbon Dioxide as a greenhouse gas has been empirically known for over 150 years. Hell, your entire spiel is non-science based denialist talking points that have been shown to be false numerous times. It's gotten so bad that New Scientist put together an article that links ACTUAL science to explain just how wrong you are. (new window)

If actual science is not enough to explain how incorrect you are, try the climate change pages at NOAA.gov, NASA.gov, and royalsociety.org. In addition, IPCC.ch and realclimate.org have a lot of the same information simplified, with realclimate being run by actual published climatologists that attempt to explain new occurances on the subject in more simplistic terms.

I wonder if this is going to be like smoking, with people denying the effect 20 or 30 years after the state of research reached the nigh on impossible to disprove. Which the science on this particular subject reached about 4 years ago.

 
SlothB77 2009-07-15 09:17:32 AM  
Playerslight: Does anyone have a clever, succinct response that I can give them in 10 seconds without having to get into explaining anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid vs measurable etc etc etc?

how about this: when it is unseasonably warm and you say that is because of global warming, can you explain the anecdotal vs theoretical vs statistically valid etc etc to your self?

 
SlothB77 2009-07-15 09:22:10 AM  
On Friday the forecasted low for Phoenix is 93. the Low.

 
SlothB77 2009-07-15 09:31:34 AM  
Forecast for Lake Havasu City, AZ
10-Day Forecast

NEW: Larger Radar Maps & No Ads

High /
Low (°F) Precip. %
Today
Jul 15 Sunny 119°/93° 0 %
Thu
Jul 16 Partly Cloudy 120°/95° 10 %
Fri
Jul 17 Mostly Sunny 121°/97° 10 %
Sat
Jul 18 Partly Cloudy 117°/95° 10 %
Sun
Jul 19 Sunny 118°/95° 0 %
Mon
Jul 20 Mostly Sunny 116°/92° 10 %
Tue
Jul 21 Sunny 116°/92° 0 %
Wed
Jul 22 Sunny 116°/94° 0 %
Thu
Jul 23 Partly Cloudy 116°/94° 0 %
Fri
Jul 24 Partly Cloudy 116°/94° 0 %

 
Tatterdemalian 2009-07-15 11:35:26 AM  
SlothB77: Forecast for Lake Havasu City, AZ
10-Day Forecast

NEW: Larger Radar Maps & No Ads

High /
Low (°F) Precip. %
Today
Jul 15 Sunny 119°/93° 0 %
Thu
Jul 16 Partly Cloudy 120°/95° 10 %
Fri
Jul 17 Mostly Sunny 121°/97° 10 %
Sat
Jul 18 Partly Cloudy 117°/95° 10 %
Sun
Jul 19 Sunny 118°/95° 0 %
Mon
Jul 20 Mostly Sunny 116°/92° 10 %
Tue
Jul 21 Sunny 116°/92° 0 %
Wed
Jul 22 Sunny 116°/94° 0 %
Thu
Jul 23 Partly Cloudy 116°/94° 0 %
Fri
Jul 24 Partly Cloudy 116°/94° 0 %


So now local warming means global warming?

 
John Buck 41 2009-07-15 03:20:51 PM  
People who trash anecdotal evidence are probably the same people who biatch about smokers while outdoors, gripe about people who don't wear seatbelts, whine about having to FF through trailers on dvds...that sort of thing. IOW, insufferable douchebags.

 
imfallen_angel 2009-07-15 03:30:44 PM  
John Buck 41: People who trash anecdotal evidence are probably the same people who biatch about smokers while outdoors, gripe about people who don't wear seatbelts, whine about having to FF through trailers on dvds...that sort of thing. IOW, insufferable douchebags.

like people that whine about others on Fark?

 
thom2005 2009-07-15 04:00:29 PM  
it may have been said already, but i dont care.
If you live in Toronto, you're extra-screwed. I don't care who's wrong and who's right, but the f*cking garbage / city workers strike is pissing me off. No public swimming pools, the ferry to toronto island is closed, day care centers are closed so there are 10x the number of rug rats running around unattended, and of course, garbage. lots and lots of garbage.

/i take consolation in the fact that the striking workers get paid something like $50/day to strike, so any advances tehy might make in pay will be redundant for a year or so as they make up for the pay they lost picketing.

 
Von Tristof 2009-07-15 04:40:41 PM  
GAT_00: Send some of that cold my way and I'll send you back the 35C weather I get today. Humidity too if you want it.

Bring it.

 
People_are_Idiots [TotalFark] 2009-07-15 10:24:46 PM  
DasRaven: As have my fellow Phoenix residents, I'd like to invite you all to STFU and GBTW.

PHX 10-day forecast highs = 112,107,110,111,113,112,110,108,108,106

/August is going to be worse.
//At least my new solar system is driving A/C costs down.


I've been looking for a cheap solar unit for A/C. Any ideas?

/likes saving money
//wants to build a wind generator out of an exhaust fan.

 
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