That's why I wear contacts.

The officer obtained the man's name and photo from the Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles and was eventually able to call him and ask him to come to the police station for an interview

And the guy went. That's at least tmeporary insanity right there.

Yes, yes I do.

After many years of jogging (very) early in the morning, I can say that it is not that unusual to see a naked man running back towards his truck. Parks, under bridges, cemetaries... a married guy has to get his bi-monthly bi-action someplace I guess.

One of the comments after the article said something like, "He seems like such a nice guy..." Riiiiiight.

Approves ^

First thing I do when I get swamp ass is take off my pants and take a nice stroll in the neighborhood.

We need to get over these puritanical feelings already.

It's 2009, people.

Dad?

The real question is did he shoot to his handicap that day on the course.


/huh?

This headline made me laugh. Crappy day. Thanks, Subby.

I walked 18 holes wearing boxers once.


Worse.Crotchrot.Evar

...an off-duty police officer said he saw him walking around a crowded Rice Cemetery in the buff.

"I'm sorry, I was told this was a privates ceremony."

saw him walking around a crowded Rice Cemetery in the buff.

Crowded cemetery?

he said he didn't have his glasses. why the hell was he driving without his glasses?

I'm not looking forward to hitting fifty and going pervocrazy like apparently every white male does at that age.

Shocktopus:
I'm not looking forward to hitting fifty and going pervocrazy like apparently every white male does at that age.

There's hope for you. Not all of us have.

THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBRA!

Shocktopus: I'm not looking forward to hitting fifty and going pervocrazy like apparently every white male does at that age.

Why wait 'till fifty I always said.

You gotta take advantage of that A/C vent under the steering column. The good people at Ford put that puppy there just to cool the guys down. No pants, the A/C cranked and a cold beer. The world suddenly aint so bad.

God, I miss driving that school bus.

Oh for God's sake. Followed him, got his license plate number, contacted the DMV, phoned him up for an interview. That's some crime lab they've got there. Mustn't let a man who exposes himself to the dead off with a slap on the uh. . wrist.

Meanwhile, call the police and tell them your car was stolen and they'll laugh at you. "Sorry sir, priorities. First we've got to stop this epidemic of public dingly-dangly dangling."

/I know, I know, apples and oranges.
//and weeners

phlegmmo: ...an off-duty police officer said he saw him walking around a crowded Rice Cemetery in the buff.

Who buries rice? It's a fantastic food and all, but no need to dedicate a whole plot of land to a memorial.

Harry Freakstorm: God, I miss driving that school bus.

You caught me mid-ballstroke with that punchline and caused me to reflexively clench them ever-so tightly.

Fark you. Now I'm talking like a midget on helium.

Wow - what a great Sunday outing, golf them fapping on the in-laws grave

Never thought of the graveyard as hot for cruising; not that there is anything wrong with that

While driving in the cemetery, the suspect said he saw some flowers he wanted to look at. Because he did not have his glasses on, he got out of his truck - naked - to get a closer look, he told police.

Maybe he shouldn't be driving if he can't see 10 feet in front of him.

Marley'sGirl: While driving in the cemetery, the suspect said he saw some flowers he wanted to look at. Because he did not have his glasses on, he got out of his truck - naked - to get a closer look, he told police.

Maybe he shouldn't be driving if he can't see 10 feet in front of him.

10 feet? He was lucky if he could see 3 inches in front of him.

He was just hangin' out.

That was a swell headline, subby.

Cool out with your tool out, bro... just not in a cemetary

I've never got one single complaint from being naked in the graveyard. At least from the residents.

NAKED MAN ROCKS!!!!!

Beware the penis ...........

Dude should've used some Anti Monkey Butt Powder. (new window)

shouldn't it be "me neither"

Agent Nick Fury: It's 2009, people.

I'm still waiting for my flying car.

Marcus Aurelius: The officer obtained the man's name and photo from the Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles and was eventually able to call him and ask him to come to the police station for an interview

And the guy went. That's at least tmeporary insanity right there.

This.

If the police call you and want you to come down to the station for an interview, you say no. This guy likely could have avoided jail by simply refusing to talk to the police.

And if the police do corner you and want to talk, remember that you have the right to remain silent. Use that right. You have the right to have an attorney present. Use that one too.