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Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:06:08 AM  
Interesting piece of law, the lawyer is a dumbass for making the statement.

/I bet the trip was made in a nice Reliant automobile.

 
seniorgato [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:21:23 AM  
No, it's brilliant... And then those people turn up missing.

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2009-07-14 11:21:45 AM  

Lawyer offers $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove his client's guilt. Oops


Like the opposing counsel? (DRTFA)


*begins preparing Kraft Dinner*

 
bobguy64 2009-07-14 11:22:13 AM  
A lawyer turned out to be slimy?

No way!

 
jsobota 2009-07-14 11:24:07 AM  
Well obviously since they didn't shake on the bet it's invalid.

 
poorjon [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:24:07 AM  
"Your Honor, ah move that I be disbarred, for introducin' this evidence against my own cliant"

Just a simple country hyperchicken

 
mofomisfit 2009-07-14 11:24:28 AM  
Tom_Slick: Interesting piece of law, the lawyer is a dumbass for making the statement.

/I bet the trip was made in a nice Reliant automobile.


But not a real Reliant automobile, that's cruel.

 
Madbassist1 [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:24:54 AM  
Why is this green?

 
humandrive 2009-07-14 11:25:09 AM  
I doubt that Dustin Kolodziej completed the dare in that he didnot kill 4 people on the trip.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:25:10 AM  
I think this sounds a lot like Leonard v. Pepsico (new window). Still a stupid thing for the lawyer to say.

 
Burchill 2009-07-14 11:25:26 AM  
Or rather doing no such thing.

 
Biness 2009-07-14 11:25:43 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

 
DeltaXi65 [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:28:22 AM  
This is funny, and the defense attorney should get clobbered. From what I recall of first year contracts, if the kid can prove that he believed the million dollar offer was legitimate - and if he can show that objectively others thought it was legitimate - he's got a 50/50 shot at winning.

Personally, I hope the kid wins. You can buy a lot of expensive dijon ketchup with a $1 million.

 
duncangonuts 2009-07-14 11:28:24 AM  
ne2d: I think this sounds a lot like Leonard v. Pepsico (new window). Still a stupid thing for the lawyer to say.

Among other claims made, Leonard claimed that a federal judge was incapable of deciding on the matter, and that instead the decision had to be made by a jury consisting of members of "the Pepsi generation," to whom the advertisement would allegedly constitute an offer

Hahaha. Awesome.

 
Ain`Soph 2009-07-14 11:28:49 AM  
ne2d: I think this sounds a lot like Leonard v. Pepsico (new window). Still a stupid thing for the lawyer to say.

Too bad he didn't win that, because you know, fark Pepsico.

 
Foolkiller 2009-07-14 11:28:50 AM  
Madbassist1: Why is this green?

It's the color of a dress.

 
Ivo Shandor 2009-07-14 11:29:12 AM  
FTA: Cheney Mason went on Dateline and offered a million dollars to anyone who could prove that his client, Nelson Ivan Serrano, was actually able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged.

OK, so Kolodziej managed to do the travel within the time limit. But did he also kill four people along the way? Because that takes time too. If he didn't, then the lawyer's point is still valid and he shouldn't have to pay a cent.

/passes Englebert Slaptyback a jar of Dijon ketchup

 
mofomisfit 2009-07-14 11:30:27 AM  
duncangonuts: ne2d: I think this sounds a lot like Leonard v. Pepsico (new window). Still a stupid thing for the lawyer to say.

Among other claims made, Leonard claimed that a federal judge was incapable of deciding on the matter, and that instead the decision had to be made by a jury consisting of members of "the Pepsi generation," to whom the advertisement would allegedly constitute an offer

Hahaha. Awesome.


2.bp.blogspot.com

 
Foolkiller 2009-07-14 11:31:39 AM  
This sound a lot like the Toy Yoda case.

 
medius [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:31:52 AM  
I'd be rich.

 
Tigggy 2009-07-14 11:31:55 AM  
Preeeety sure that's not how it works.

 
Nunky 2009-07-14 11:32:25 AM  
Foolkiller: Madbassist1: Why is this green?

It's the color of a dress.


That's just cruel.

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:34:08 AM  
The Dateline segment is available here: 4: a 10 hour window at about the 3:50 point.

I think he should pay. He was making a statement on a national news program intended to sway public opinion in favor of his client. Everyone had reason to take all his statements seriously. It was not an offhanded comment made over a beer bottle in a bar.

 
Englebert Slaptyback 2009-07-14 11:35:25 AM  

Ivo Shandor


/passes Englebert Slaptyback a jar of Dijon ketchup


Merci beaucoup!


*offers Ivo Shandor a fruit roll-up*

 
humandrive 2009-07-14 11:35:42 AM  
Are you saying I can win a free toyyoda?

 
Forbidden Doughnut 2009-07-14 11:36:19 AM  
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."

blogs.citypages.com

 
Pair-o-Dice 2009-07-14 11:36:48 AM  
What the hell is a 'ute'?

 
realbigfun 2009-07-14 11:36:54 AM  
A lawyer full of crap. Who would have thought that was possible?

 
desertmouse [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:36:57 AM  
That's pretty much a lesson every lawyer learns on day 1, minute 1 in school. I hope the Judge doesn't dismiss the case and teaches the moran lawyer a lesson. Not only was it stupid from a contract law perspective, it was clearly not in his client's best interests.

 
Mongo cut wood 2009-07-14 11:37:31 AM  
He asked Mason for the money, but Mason has so far refused to pay up, alleging that the challenge was a joke or hyperbole.


I wonder if he represents Casino Owners. Just saying.


If the video tape the law student made is admissible (and if I was him, I would give it to the DA), this lawyer is screwed.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2009-07-14 11:38:28 AM  
The attorney's denial of the fact that such a series of crimes was physically possible marks him as a bad lawyer unable to think more than one move ahead, and the million dollar bounty is but further evidence of this condition.

 
tuna fingers 2009-07-14 11:38:37 AM  
Foolkiller: This sound a lot like the Toy Yoda case.

Actually it doesn't. Maybe if he offered a million "doll hairs" you could make that connection, but this guy simply lied.

 
Foolkiller 2009-07-14 11:38:44 AM  
Nunky: Foolkiller: Madbassist1: Why is this green?

It's the color of a dress.

That's just cruel.


Not a real green dress.

 
LittleSmitty 2009-07-14 11:39:00 AM  
notmtwain: The Dateline segment is available here: 4: a 10 hour window at about the 3:50 point.

I think he should pay. He was making a statement on a national news program intended to sway public opinion in favor of his client. Everyone had reason to take all his statements seriously. It was not an offhanded comment made over a beer bottle in a bar.


I'm not a lawyer, and won't comment on the validity of the any claim on the $1 million, but I am willing to bet that the Attorney that made the offer sees a dramatic drop in business after his little on-air farkup

 
aagrajag 2009-07-14 11:39:03 AM  
Time to pay up, law shiat-talking-guy.

 
The Drunk IT Guy [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:42:40 AM  
Reminds me of Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc. (new window)

 
NightOwl2255 2009-07-14 11:43:45 AM  
"If we lose this game, I'll walk home"

//Jim Rooker would like to warn people to watch what they say.

 
rat_brain_flies_plane 2009-07-14 11:44:11 AM  
FTA:If you think back to your 1L contracts course, Kolodziej might actually have something along the lines of an argument here. The dare sounds suspiciously like a unilateral contract. A unilateral contract, you'll remember, is one that is offered to the population generally. The offeror can't force anyone to perform, but obligates herself to meet the terms of the agreement if anyone actually does. An offer for a reward is the best example of a unilateral contract, although dares and wagers might also qualify.

On the other hand, it's not very likely that Mason intended for anyone to take him seriously, so a judge might not really consider his statement a unilateral contract. Without knowing more about Texas contract law, I'd wager that the judge will toss the case, save Mason a million clams and give Kolodziej a lesson in real world contracts.


Uhhh... isn't MASON the one who should be receiving the lesson in "real world contracts?"

I don't think this offer was made in Imagination-Land.

Unless this is just another mass hallucination...

 
trancemission 2009-07-14 11:44:53 AM  
Forbidden Doughnut: "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."

"Mr. Hutz w've been in here for four hours. Do you have any evidence at all?"

"Well, Your Honor. We've plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence."

 
sotua 2009-07-14 11:45:20 AM  
Excellent use of FAIL tag.

 
howdyyall9999 2009-07-14 11:45:35 AM  
Well even if this was a binding contract, all Kolodziej did was prove that he could drive that route in the percribed time. He could not prove that the killer could on the day in question.

/lawyer math
//i hope he has to pay court costs for the frivolous lawsuit

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 11:45:53 AM  
rat_brain_flies_plane: FTA:If you think back to your 1L contracts course, Kolodziej might actually have something along the lines of an argument here. The dare sounds suspiciously like a unilateral contract. A unilateral contract, you'll remember, is one that is offered to the population generally. The offeror can't force anyone to perform, but obligates herself to meet the terms of the agreement if anyone actually does. An offer for a reward is the best example of a unilateral contract, although dares and wagers might also qualify.

On the other hand, it's not very likely that Mason intended for anyone to take him seriously, so a judge might not really consider his statement a unilateral contract. Without knowing more about Texas contract law, I'd wager that the judge will toss the case, save Mason a million clams and give Kolodziej a lesson in real world contracts.

Uhhh... isn't MASON the one who should be receiving the lesson in "real world contracts?"

I don't think this offer was made in Imagination-Land.

Unless this is just another mass hallucination...


I think that Kolodziej is not really needing a lesson. He is not out all that much if the guy doesn't pay up, but he stands to get a lot if he does. It is a simple case of expected value -- and Kolodziej seems to have a great handle on that.

 
mediablitz [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:46:09 AM  
Tom_Slick: Interesting piece of law, the lawyer is a dumbass for making the statement.

/I bet the trip was made in a nice Reliant automobile.


www.automopedia.org

It don't get no nicer y'all...

 
Shakespeare's Monkey 2009-07-14 11:47:41 AM  
FTFA: Mason just better hope that the judge in the murder trial doesn't allow the prosecution to admit Kolodziej's video into evidence.

The lawyer might weasel out of the million bucks, but his client will fry.

 
firefly212 2009-07-14 11:49:04 AM  
It seems to me that this could very reasonably be interpreted as an offer for a reward. I mean, a million dollars isn't some way-out number that nobody would take seriously, considering the gravity of the consequences. I mean, if the guy had said a Trillion, clearly that would be outlandish and crazy, but a million just isn't all that much any more, so it just doesn't seem unreasonable.

 
rat_brain_flies_plane 2009-07-14 11:50:05 AM  
howdyyall9999: //i hope he has to pay court costs for the frivolous lawsuit

I wouldn't call it frivolous? Was there reason to believe the offer was invalid?

 
Tigggy 2009-07-14 11:51:28 AM  
Forbidden Doughnut: "I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer."

Damn! Beat me to it! Was just about to post his pic.

 
neilnole [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:52:34 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Mason just better hope that the judge in the murder trial doesn't allow the prosecution to admit Kolodziej's video into evidence.

The lawyer might weasel out of the million bucks, but his client will fry.


You got that right. He's been convicted and sentenced to death for the murders.

 
JohnCarter 2009-07-14 11:53:16 AM  
Did he really have to drive the route? Couldn't it have been proven with basic mapping software, mileage, and speed limit estimates?

I meean with addresses you can plot point to point and see distance and estimated times.

Seems like a grunt in the slimy lawyers office could have done the legwork before he opened his big mouth.

 
DieselChick [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:54:09 AM  
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

 
Turfshoe 2009-07-14 11:54:11 AM  
sotua: Excellent use of FAIL tag.

Wrong, should have been the Florida tag.

Florida tag trumps all!

 
rat_brain_flies_plane 2009-07-14 11:54:43 AM  
amanogowa:.

I think that Kolodziej is not really needing a lesson. He is not out all that much if the guy doesn't pay up, but he stands to get a lot if he does. It is a simple case of expected value -- and Kolodziej seems to have a great handle on that.

I feel that Kolodziej should at the very least be recouped for the money and time spent pursuing this offer... after all Mason DID go on national TV... and you can't expect every single viewer not to have taken it seriously. Mason provided no disclaimer. It seems like an irresponsible thing to do on Mason's part if it is indeed ruled to be mere hyperbole.

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 11:56:06 AM  
JohnCarter: Did he really have to drive the route? Couldn't it have been proven with basic mapping software, mileage, and speed limit estimates?

I meean with addresses you can plot point to point and see distance and estimated times.

Seems like a grunt in the slimy lawyers office could have done the legwork before he opened his big mouth.


He might have been speeding, or something....

 
neilnole [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 11:56:08 AM  
JohnCarter: Did he really have to drive the route? Couldn't it have been proven with basic mapping software, mileage, and speed limit estimates?

I meean with addresses you can plot point to point and see distance and estimated times.

Seems like a grunt in the slimy lawyers office could have done the legwork before he opened his big mouth.


The investigators did fly/drive the route once or twice before the trial IIRC. I could go ask.

 
sdtangler 2009-07-14 12:01:00 PM  
This is NOTHING like the Pepsico suit. In that case, a guy tried to explore the boundaries of the rules of a contest to get a Harrier jet for ~$700k in coupons.

This lawyer offered $1million to any person that could make the alleged travel within a slotted time; the interviewer even repeated the million dollar offer. It was a legitimate challenge to anyone up to the task. It wasn't humorous or hyperbole. The lawyer should have to pony up.

 
doomfistinc 2009-07-14 12:01:28 PM  
Ivo Shandor: FTA: Cheney Mason went on Dateline and offered a million dollars to anyone who could prove that his client, Nelson Ivan Serrano, was actually able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged.

OK, so Kolodziej managed to do the travel within the time limit. But did he also kill four people along the way? Because that takes time too. If he didn't, then the lawyer's point is still valid and he shouldn't have to pay a cent.

/passes Englebert Slaptyback a jar of Dijon ketchup


The article did say that he came in under the time limit. Unfortunately we don't know how far under he came, but I'm willing to bet it left enough time for the murders.

 
SeamusFerrell 2009-07-14 12:06:25 PM  
It would have been much better and realistic if he had to kill people after making the trip. And can anyone out there who actually remembers civil procedure tell me why Texas law controls?

 
neilnole [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:10:18 PM  
SeamusFerrell: It would have been much better and realistic if he had to kill people after making the trip. And can anyone out there who actually remembers civil procedure tell me why Texas law controls?

I was thinking the same thing...and too lazy to look it up. I'm betting the kid filed it out there hoping that the attorney would just settle and make it go away.

 
probesport 2009-07-14 12:10:47 PM  
thelasthonestman.files.wordpress.com

 
GalFriday 2009-07-14 12:12:06 PM  
Foolkiller: Madbassist1: Why is this green?

It's the color of a dress.


But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:14:36 PM  
SeamusFerrell: It would have been much better and realistic if he had to kill people after making the trip. And can anyone out there who actually remembers civil procedure tell me why Texas law controls?

I remember civil procedure. The chick who sat in front of me was totally hot. The other stuff I don't remember so much. Erie-York-Byrd something something.

 
Aidan [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:15:22 PM  
Hm. I think if I were needing a lawyer, I'd go for the grad Kolodziej over the big-mouth didn't-do-the-research Mason. Sounds like the kid did a little extra research on his own time and is floating some new ideas. I don't care for the frivolous lawsuit, but I accept it as the only language most lawyers know.

Compare this with any number of lawsuits that have people screaming for tort reform, and I can only wonder... Is soul extraction part of the bar exam? Cause the kid seems okay.

/a good lawyer is worth his weight in gold

 
jimmytheknife 2009-07-14 12:16:59 PM  
This reminds me of that Leonard v. Pepsico Case
Link (new window)

 
HMS_Blinkin 2009-07-14 12:20:14 PM  
humandrive: I doubt that Dustin Kolodziej completed the dare in that he didnot kill 4 people on the trip.

How long does it take to fire four bullets? One second for each bullet? If he made it under the time limit by more than four seconds, they dude's guilty.

 
RedT 2009-07-14 12:21:12 PM  
This is actually BRILLIANT strategery.

Once his client is convicted he can appeal on the grounds of ineffective assistance of counsel! Who's gonna argue his attorney isn't an idiot?

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 12:21:38 PM  
HMS_Blinkin: humandrive: I doubt that Dustin Kolodziej completed the dare in that he didnot kill 4 people on the trip.

How long does it take to fire four bullets? One second for each bullet? If he made it under the time limit by more than four seconds, they dude's guilty.


The dude *could* be guilty.

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:23:26 PM  
RedT: Once his client is convicted he can appeal on the grounds of ineffective assistance of counsel!

That's a strategy that's actually used by overloaded public defenders.

/anecdotal

 
playdate [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 12:25:11 PM  
i257.photobucket.com

 
MrNiX 2009-07-14 12:28:09 PM  
playdate

Wells Fargo Sues Themselves (new window)

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 12:28:36 PM  

 
Harmania 2009-07-14 12:32:08 PM  
Hey, does this remind anyone of that PepsiCo case?

 
NightOwl2255 2009-07-14 12:41:08 PM  
Wasn't there a case about a soft drink maker and a plane similar to this?

 
averagejoe42 2009-07-14 12:42:41 PM  
Under Florida law, contracts valued at $500 or more must be written and signed to be valid.

 
NuclearWinter 2009-07-14 12:44:28 PM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: Mason just better hope that the judge in the murder trial doesn't allow the prosecution to admit Kolodziej's video into evidence.

The lawyer might weasel out of the million bucks, but his client will fry.


Yeah... the person who wrote this on FindLaw's blog is a little behind on the times. Serrano was sentenced to death in 2007.

Needle time! (new window)

 
Monty845 2009-07-14 12:44:56 PM  
-The muderer was already convicted. The attorney was upset over the prosecutor's aurgument and trying to garner public support.

-There is a big difference between this and the PepsiCo case, in Pepsico it was a simple matter of purchasing x amount of soda to get y harrier. Anyone willing to invest the $700k or whatever it was could get a $13M harrier. It was therefor unreasonable to think Pepsico was serious.

This is different, the attorney was publically stating that the feat was impossible to perform. To bolster the claim he issued the challange with the hefty reward. If he really wasn't serious about the reward it would undercut his claim that it was impossible. Thus to increase the strength of the assertion, the attorney would logically want to be bound to the reward.

/INAL

 
ReverendLoki 2009-07-14 12:48:46 PM  
Hey, this reminds me of that time that the Aston Wells Fargo sued itself in Leonard vs Pepsico! (new window) I don't know why the Caveman Lawyer from the Simpsons doesn't just use the Chewbacca defense.

/but not a real Chewbacca defense. That's cruel.

 
zialu 2009-07-14 12:52:05 PM  
doomfistinc: Ivo Shandor: FTA: Cheney Mason went on Dateline and offered a million dollars to anyone who could prove that his client, Nelson Ivan Serrano, was actually able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged.

OK, so Kolodziej managed to do the travel within the time limit. But did he also kill four people along the way? Because that takes time too. If he didn't, then the lawyer's point is still valid and he shouldn't have to pay a cent.

/passes Englebert Slaptyback a jar of Dijon ketchup

The article did say that he came in under the time limit. Unfortunately we don't know how far under he came, but I'm willing to bet it left enough time for the murders.


Are you willing to bet...one MILLION dollars??

 
austerity101 2009-07-14 12:54:08 PM  
Ah, the old tried-and-true Just-Kidding defense versus the No-Takesies-Backsies argument.

 
Gonzo317 2009-07-14 01:00:22 PM  
Harmania: Hey, does this remind anyone of that PepsiCo case?

You mean one of these?

www.bigapplegrocer.net

 
Noam Chimpsky 2009-07-14 01:19:56 PM  
The lawyer should be penalized for his gamble. He obviously wanted the benefit of his assertion and the benefit gained came from the bounty. Most people hearing the assertion would say "yeah, his client is innocent or else he wouldn't be offering a million dollars like that", and something like that equates to a monetary gain for the lawyer by how it can affect the jury pool, etc.

The other guy did a fine service for society while collecting a million dollars in the process.

 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark] 2009-07-14 01:26:26 PM  
austerity101: Ah, the old tried-and-true Just-Kidding defense versus the No-Takesies-Backsies argument.

No doubt that Mason will cite Rubber v. Glue as precedent.

 
Timmah01 2009-07-14 01:27:09 PM  
This really makes me think of that Leonard/PepsiCo thing. I think I have the wiki link here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_v._Pepsico,_Inc.

 
jimmytheknife 2009-07-14 01:43:46 PM  
Hay guys! Free case of pepsi at Rexall!
Link (new window)
/one million doll hairs

 
Ivo Shandor 2009-07-14 01:43:47 PM  
zialu: Are you willing to bet...one MILLION dollars??

That sounds like too much. Maybe you can get him to agree to one hundred grand.

 
trapped-in-CH 2009-07-14 01:53:27 PM  
I hope the judge slaps this lawyer hard. Maybe not to the tune of 1 Mil, but something substantial. And I hope his client loses. dumbass.

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 01:57:49 PM  
trapped-in-CH: I hope the judge slaps this lawyer hard. Maybe not to the tune of 1 Mil, but something substantial. And I hope his client loses. dumbass.

He got the death penalty.

 
Trepanated 2009-07-14 02:05:30 PM  
Hey, the author of the blog entry is Kevin Fayle.

Attorney: FAIL!
Blogging about it: FAYLE!

 
waterfowl 2009-07-14 02:09:11 PM  
neilnole: SeamusFerrell: It would have been much better and realistic if he had to kill people after making the trip. And can anyone out there who actually remembers civil procedure tell me why Texas law controls?

I was thinking the same thing...and too lazy to look it up. I'm betting the kid filed it out there hoping that the attorney would just settle and make it go away.


Plaintiff went to a Texas Law School. Safe bet to say he lives in Texas and just filed the suit where it was convenient for him and inconvenient for Mason. Texas law will control, but I think Mason can file to have the case removed to federal district court because of diversity jurisdiction.

I think the Pepsico case with the harrier that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE has mentioned yet ended up in Federal Court. The kid in that case was from Seattle, I think, and the case ended up in NY.

 
obiwanterp 2009-07-14 02:09:57 PM  
Ivo Shandor: zialu: Are you willing to bet...one MILLION dollars??

That sounds like too much. Maybe you can get him to agree to one hundred grand.


Or maybe One Hundred Grand??

www.crimerant.com

 
sotua 2009-07-14 02:10:39 PM  
Turfshoe: sotua: Excellent use of FAIL tag.

Wrong, should have been the Florida tag.

Florida tag trumps all!


Oh, it happened in Florida? FAIL tag fails.

/or is it "FAIL tag floridas"?

 
Gridlock 2009-07-14 02:20:04 PM  
Since the report and most other references to the crime DO NOT NAME THE KILLER.

Nelson Iván Serrano Sáenz (Quito, 1938) is a former Ecuadorian businessman and nationalized US-citizen (since 1971) who was convicted of murdering Frank Dosso, Diane Patisso, George Patisso, and George Gosolves in 1997 in Bartow, Florida. A jury recommended the death penalty for Serrano in October 2006 after he was convicted of the murders. On June 26, 2007 Judge Susan Roberts sentenced him to death by lethal injection.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Serrano (pops)


Nelson Serrano Sentenced to Death
http://www.theledger.com/article/20070626/BREAKING/70626002?Title=Nelson-Serra no -Sentenced-to-Death (pops)

 
Ding Dong Seven 2009-07-14 02:22:27 PM  
There are just two options:

1. Lawyer pays.
2. Lawyer admits he didn't genuinely mean what he said; ie., he lied in court and must thus be disbarred, and jailed.

 
amanogowa 2009-07-14 02:25:46 PM  
Ding Dong Seven: There are just two options:

1. Lawyer pays.
2. Lawyer admits he didn't genuinely mean what he said; ie., he lied in court and must thus be disbarred, and jailed.


With number 1, he ought to be disbarred, anyway. He engaged in activities contrary to the best interests of his client.

 
Shemp Mo-Din 2009-07-14 02:39:58 PM  
Lawyer offers $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove his client's guilt.

Actually, that would have been a better option - because how could anyone actually prove his guilt? It could even be argued that a conviction doesn't absolutely prove guilt, merely a preponderance of evidence beyond a reasonable doubt.

But what he said was that he'd pay someone who would prove it was possible - something that can and was done. He needs to pay up now.

 
Igor Jakovsky [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-07-14 02:45:02 PM  
Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Lionel Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty

 
treesloth 2009-07-14 02:55:39 PM  
Englebert Slaptyback: *begins preparing Kraft Dinner*

I have some fancy Dijon ketchup. I'll be right over.

 
waterfowl 2009-07-14 02:56:59 PM  
Ding Dong Seven: There are just two options:

1. Lawyer pays.
2. Lawyer admits he didn't genuinely mean what he said; ie., he lied in court and must thus be disbarred, and jailed.


Riiiight.Where are you getting that he lied in court? He made the challenge on Dateline NBC. Unless the interviewer swears people in before they go on air, I don't think he perjured himself.

'"I challenge anybody to show me, I'll pay them a million dollars if they can do it," Mason said on Dateline NBC.'
-From here:http://wdbo.com/localnews/2009/06/dateline-dare-may-prove-costly.html

 
averagejoe42 2009-07-14 03:16:51 PM  
averagejoe42: Under Florida law, contracts valued at $500 or more must be written and signed to be valid.

THIS.

/yeah, I see what I did there... what about it?

 
nazmin 2009-07-14 03:41:33 PM  
This is a unitlateral contract. People have explained this already in this thread. This lawyer was joking? Was he joking about his client being not guilt? He is making jokes about his defendant in a serious murder case? This Lawyer made a unilateral contract with the public in a public fourm about a very serious matter. This lawyer should pay. He even went on to say how to express the contract, "... actually able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged." By law the lssuer of a unilateral contract can reject the contract before somone shows intent to fulfill the contract, usually over 50%(depends on the state.) in this case the person fulfill the whole contract therefore the lawyer should pay.
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averagejoe42: averagejoe42: Under Florida law, contracts valued at $500 or more must be written and signed to be valid.
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sorry that is a contract between 2 people, Unilateral contracts dont need to be signed only bilateral ones. How can you have everyone who watched dateline that night sign a contract?


 
Lamune_Baba 2009-07-14 03:53:36 PM  
He asked Mason for the money, but Mason has so far refused to pay up, alleging that the challenge was a joke or hyperbole.

A dishonest lawyer? I'm shocked!

 
avictor 2009-07-14 03:58:16 PM  
He should pay up!
Had no one come up with a way it is possible;
I have a strong feeling that attorney would have used this as part of his clients defense.

"Your honor I have a blog with X amount of users offered a whopping 1 MIL to anyone who could prove this crime was even possible"
"No one could find a way it was"
"Common sense says if it were possible someone would have come forward being there was such a large reward"

 
sdtangler 2009-07-14 04:23:53 PM  
People, stop with the stupid Pepsico comparison. It's mentally lazy to draw any comparison between the two cases. It's been pointed out many times in this thread why they aren't similar. I won't repeat it here.

 
stuffy 2009-07-14 04:46:21 PM  
www.ugo.com

 
averagejoe42 2009-07-14 05:06:21 PM  
nazmin: This is a unitlateral contract. People have explained this already in this thread. This lawyer was joking? Was he joking about his client being not guilt? He is making jokes about his defendant in a serious murder case? This Lawyer made a unilateral contract with the public in a public fourm about a very serious matter. This lawyer should pay. He even went on to say how to express the contract, "... actually able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged." By law the lssuer of a unilateral contract can reject the contract before somone shows intent to fulfill the contract, usually over 50%(depends on the state.) in this case the person fulfill the whole contract therefore the lawyer should pay.
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averagejoe42: averagejoe42: Under Florida law, contracts valued at $500 or more must be written and signed to be valid.
"

sorry that is a contract between 2 people, Unilateral contracts dont need to be signed only bilateral ones. How can you have everyone who watched dateline that night sign a contract?


Hmm, good point. After reading over the transcript and the complaint filed, I agree he should have to pay up.

He should also be disbarred for acting in a manner contrary to his client's best interests.

 
Scoop84 2009-07-14 06:26:27 PM  
DeltaXi65: From what I recall of first year contracts, if the kid can prove that he believed the million dollar offer was legitimate - and if he can show that objectively others thought it was legitimate - he's got a 50/50 shot at winning.i>

That's a pretty daring prediction, Perry Mason.

 
khyberkitsune 2009-07-14 06:43:56 PM  
Madbassist1: Why is this green?

Because the rest of us non-TFers like to read about morons who do stupid shiat like this and get called out on it.

We love the smell of crow.

 
lordargent 2009-07-14 10:20:34 PM  
"If you can find a PS3 anywhere in North America that's been on shelves for more than five minutes, I'll give you 1200 bucks for it." - Jack Tretton , SCEA CEO

 
Voodoo_Stu 2009-07-15 01:25:37 AM  
seniorgato: No, it's brilliant... And then those people turn up missing.

...Is that like waking up dead?

 
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