Not much going on in Des Moines, huh?

yawn...

I'm surprised it wasn't filled and chilled with some type of beer, cuz it would be the BEST VIRAL MARKETING EVAR

Season's Greetings, everybody, from KBHR, the heart and soul of Cicely, Alaska.

I'm surprised they didn't go into PANIC MODE and call in a bomb squad.

Would have made much better news.

Quick, someone call John McCain.

Why is Des Moines not shut down tighter than Madagascar during a bad flu outbreak? I mean there could be a bomb in there.

I like how the officer asked the meter collection employee to move it out of the street instead of doing it him/herself.

mbuna: I like how the officer asked the meter collection employee to move it out of the street instead of doing it him/herself.

This. Lazy cop is lazy.

mbuna: I like how the officer asked the meter collection employee to move it out of the street instead of doing it him/herself.

I would have been a dick about it and say, "Yes." Then I would go about my job collecting coins.

Must have run out of gas

good thing it didn't happen in Boston...

The_Primal_Janitor: Not much going on in Des Moines, huh?

jeez, that's pathetic news.

Tosoto: I'm surprised they didn't go into PANIC MODE and call in a bomb squad.

Would have made much better news.

And see, now you've got me thinking. A small fridge like that would be excellent to use to create a directed blast because of the insulation and metal on 3 sides when the door is open.

But it's Des Moines, so no reason to panic.

/Why, hello officer!
//No, I know nothing about building explosive devices.

Nice headline, Subby. I LOLed.

Looks about the right size for a kegerator. You could rig a tap into the top and..

DIBS.

Maybe there was a miniature Indiana Jones sheltering inside.

Hey, Des Moines lost fridge person-

///This Irish bloke would like a word with you

Link

"Round Ireland with a fridge"

But was the light on?