Tribal reactions are tribal.

/ducks

Hendershot? The newsbabe's name is Hendershot?

/too easy for innuendo

Ready.

My baby didn't do nuffin!

...Wanted for questioning.

What started the fight is not clear as it started in the hall and we were inside the courtroom.


When did the use of first person become acceptable in news articles?

Whut?

Loved the line "choice words"

I can imagine what those words were in fact, and no, they were not choice.

Not sure how good an idea it is to have victim and perp's families all together, though it does make for much hilarity

paygun: My baby didn't do nuffin!

He wuz a good boy!

I'll just get this one out of the way:

UNC_Samurai: /too easy for innuendo

Inherendo

The ending is priceless... "OK...you're black, you're under arrest. You! You there! You're black, too. You're under arrest."

First, I was like wtf? Then I saw it was in Flint. It all makes sense in the end.

Woman running from the scene could be heard screaming "Day shot Boo!, Day shot Boo!"

Just don't forget to put the bunny back in the box.

FTFA: Punches were flying and members of Flint's Safe Streets Task Force came in to help. We had to blur their faces so as not to identify them.

I'm missing the helmet on the cat reference, damn me.

Confused, but doesn't want anyone to explain.

Are you taking notes, Europe?
Dis be y u ain't posta be lettin dem in yo countree like dat or do I needs ta ax u again. MMhmmm his moms be sad and shiat at her ded son.

Why is this news? Next up:

"Gnat farts in proximity of hippo's ass"

"Cockroach found in area family's kitchen"

"Man throws perfectly good half-eaten taco into garbage can"

"Woman accused of taking too many sugar packets from local coffee shop"

Englebert Slaptyback: When did the use of first person become acceptable in news articles?

I told them to start doing that after all of their accusatory pieces written in second person.

"A fight started in the hall and you were nowhere around" etc.

From TFA
The judge sentenced Kerr to life in prison. Kerr's mother stood up and said something like, "Don't take my child away."

Ummm great reportin' or soemthing like that fark face.

It's interesting that so many things that happen - in real life - hundreds of times a day in this country - would get anyone depicting them in a film or work of fiction branded as a "racist" who's perpetuating negative stereotypes.

Methinks said stereotypes need no additional help in their perpetuation.

called it. i knew they were black.

/insert "thats racist" gif.

lehmac: From TFA
The judge sentenced Kerr to life in prison. Kerr's mother stood up and said something like, "Don't take my child away."

Ummm great reportin' or soemthing like that fark face.

Yeah, this is one of the great mysteries of the black community to me.

In spite of suffering murders at a rate that eclipses those of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan - not only does "nobody ever see nothin'" but, to the moms and family members of those convicted they're precious snowflakes could never have done it because "I didn't raise my baby to be no killer" or "he's a good boy (with a rap-sheet longer than a Chevy) who just "made a mistake" or "took in with the wrong crowd," etc. ad nauseum.

It's almost as if that "Not Me" ghost-type creature from the "Family Circus" cartoon is single handedly responsible for the murder of tens of thousands of black people over the last several decades.

Mental_Knife: Why is this news? Next up:

"Gnat farts in proximity of hippo's ass"

"Cockroach found in area family's kitchen"

"Man throws perfectly good half-eaten taco into garbage can"

"Woman accused of taking too many sugar packets from local coffee shop"

Your not new... Just been away?
Nice headlines though

jehovahs witness protection: Tribal reactions are tribal.

/ducks

Gravyguts: called it. i knew they were black.

/insert "thats racist" gif.

I have a better one. For both of you.

Baliffs are the failures of the law enforcement industry. Lowest on the hierarchy of those who aren't civilian rent-a-cops. I can only imagine how freaked out some old fart who does nothing but stand there all day long, counting the hours until the pension kicks in, suddenly has to spring into action to maintain order.

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a kitten playing with English Civil War lobster pot helmets on a Franklin stove.

The defense attourney looks like the Tall Man from Phantasm.

PumpUpDaFark: The ending is priceless... "OK...you're black, you're under arrest. You! You there! You're black, too. You're under arrest."

Progress.

UNC_Samurai: Hendershot? The newsbabe's name is Hendershot?



Approves

Ball of Confusion: Baliffs are the failures of the law enforcement industry. Lowest on the hierarchy of those who aren't civilian rent-a-cops. I can only imagine how freaked out some old fart who does nothing but stand there all day long, counting the hours until the pension kicks in, suddenly has to spring into action to maintain order.

Bull frowns on your shenanigans.

Ready...

BobNesta420: UNC_Samurai: Hendershot? The newsbabe's name is Hendershot?



Approves

His mama called him Hendershot...

Oh_Enough_Already: lehmac: From TFA
The judge sentenced Kerr to life in prison. Kerr's mother stood up and said something like, "Don't take my child away."

Ummm great reportin' or soemthing like that fark face.

Yeah, this is one of the great mysteries of the black community to me.

In spite of suffering murders at a rate that eclipses those of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan - not only does "nobody ever see nothin'" but, to the moms and family members of those convicted they're precious snowflakes could never have done it because "I didn't raise my baby to be no killer" or "he's a good boy (with a rap-sheet longer than a Chevy) who just "made a mistake" or "took in with the wrong crowd," etc. ad nauseum.

It's almost as if that "Not Me" ghost-type creature from the "Family Circus" cartoon is single handedly responsible for the murder of tens of thousands of black people over the last several decades.

Well thats a lot of parents of every race who produced children born into certain generation.
I feel like if your kid was born after '88 they are prolly worthless little whiney beyatches who need a gold star after they take a sheyat and played on t-ball teams where EVERYONE was a FARKING WINNER!!!! SPARKLES!!!!

I just hate crappy journalism.

Oh_Enough_Already: Yeah, this is one of the great mysteries of the black community to me.

I don't think it's the black community per se. I think it's a culture that glorifies "thug life." Someone of any race can be a part of it.

lehmac: I feel like if your kid was born after '88 they are prolly worthless little whiney beyatches who need a gold star after they take a sheyat and played on t-ball teams where EVERYONE was a FARKING WINNER!!!! SPARKLES!!!!

It's been my experience that the kids on the tee ball weren't the ones getting into gang activity. It's the ones whose parents can't be bothered to pay attention to them because they're either lazy or working two jobs to keep their heads above water.

YesItsTom: Woman running from the scene could be heard screaming "Day shot Boo!, Day shot Boo!"

WTF...is there ALWAYS someone named "Boo" involved in these situations?

The Icelander: Oh_Enough_Already: Yeah, this is one of the great mysteries of the black community to me.

I don't think it's the black community per se. I think it's a culture that glorifies "thug life." Someone of any race can be a part of it.

Pray tell, and among whom's community did the "gangsta" "thuggin" "culture" get its start hmmmmm?

Reporting for duty...

What was with the rack-zoom of some guys white t-shirt, 3/4 through the clip?

JonnyBGoode: Ready...

I have never seen anything like that...

/srsly.

There is nothing I repeat NOTHING like a good brawl.

Sadly this is not a good brawl. It's not even mediocre. It's just a pissin' contest.

Ironworkers and Marines now THAT's a brawl. SEAL's and everyone else in town, THAT's a brawl.

Have seen some epic brawls while tending bar.
Glad that's over can't afford new teeth anymore

Garko: What was with the rack-zoom of some guys white t-shirt, 3/4 through the clip?

I wondered that myself.

Maybe he was hoping to see blood on that clean white shirt.

/I know I was...

The Icelander: lehmac: I feel like if your kid was born after '88 they are prolly worthless little whiney beyatches who need a gold star after they take a sheyat and played on t-ball teams where EVERYONE was a FARKING WINNER!!!! SPARKLES!!!!

It's been my experience that the kids on the tee ball weren't the ones getting into gang activity. It's the ones whose parents can't be bothered to pay attention to them because they're either lazy or working two jobs to keep their heads above water.

Like I said, I just hate crappy journalisim. People of all types fark up in their own way for various reasons at different levels of farkedupedness with different consequences to each act of farkery.

Scifientologist: Pray tell, and among whom's community did the "gangsta" "thuggin" "culture" get its start hmmmmm?

Italians?

I be livin' in Flint, bein' more famous every day.

Elvis Christ: paygun: My baby didn't do nuffin!

He wuz a good boy!
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FTFA "The judge sentenced Kerr to life in prison. Kerr's mother stood up and said something like, "Don't take my child away."

This is what *really* cheezes me off about these people. The mother of the murderous snowflake does not seem to realize that "her baby" took another family's "baby" away, forever.

But of course she has no concern about the other family's loss, because she's such a self-centered coont. I sincerely hope the members of the other family really let her have the best verbal assault they could muster. I sure would have.

Murderer's Mom, sit down and STFU. Your "baby" is a murderer.

The Icelander: Scifientologist: Pray tell, and among whom's community did the "gangsta" "thuggin" "culture" get its start hmmmmm?

Italians?

(BZZZZT)

Wrong answer. That would be the mafia.

Need another hint?