Quick! Everybody overreact!

Ung! Ung! Take that!

Well thank Christ we are banning VHS tapes. Up next, punch cards!

Klein contacted her assemblyman, Dov Hikind -- and he's now demanding that local libraries ban all VHS tapes.

Way to over react there sport.

Well, he was frozen for 30 years. He had to see if his bits and pieces were still working.

"ban all VHS tapes"

"unbelievable chutzpah,"

Not sure which statement is more hilarious.

Oh god, I bet she sounds exactly like Howard's mom in Big Bang Theory

Bored Horde: Oh god, I bet she sounds exactly like Howard's mom in Big Bang Theory

Okay, that made me laugh.

Gwendolyn: Way to over react there sport.

Not even close. I demand all libraries be closed at once! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I'm going to try to work in the word "chutzpah" in at least 1 conversation today. And do it with the proper pronunciation. And I'll bring a towel for my conversational companion. He'll need it.

But Hikind said that showed "unbelievable chutzpah," and added that therapists have warned that children can suffer lasting psychological damage from exposure to pornography.

I'd look for a citation on that, but my local library has been closed.

Mmmelonie Diaz

What's VHS?

/Seriously, I thought that they actually stopped producing any VHS devices sometime last year.

I still have sex over a telegraph.

TAPPITY TAP!

People still rent video TAPES? At libraries?

Holy crap.

Diogenes: But Hikind said that showed "unbelievable chutzpah," and added that therapists have warned that children can suffer lasting psychological damage from exposure to pornography.

I'd look for a citation on that, but my local library has been closed.

Welcome to the land of the stupid. Currently our population is you, Mrs. Hikind.

As if kids haven't seen animals fark since the beginning of goddamn time.

But Hikind said that showed "unbelievable chutzpah," and added that therapists have warned that children can suffer lasting psychological damage from exposure to pornography.

I had seen my fair share of scramble porn as a kid.

/may explain my skewed views

NewportBarGuy: Well thank Christ we are banning VHS tapes. Up next, punch cards!

My kids have been sending and receivng pornographic messages by telegraph! We must BAN all telegraph machines!

I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

In other news people still rent VHS tapes.

Things got weird, didn't they?

dead_dangler: I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

Oh, behave!!

I bet the person who did it used a car to drop the tape off, quick, ban all cars!

A Brooklyn grandma got more than she'd bargained for when she rented a copy of "Austin Powers" from her local library and found it spliced with long pornographic scenes.

1) How did she know that they were long scenes (note: plural) if she didn't watch the whole thing.

2) How "long" were they, grammy?

/Methinks she doth protesteth too mucheth.

mattharvest: What's VHS?

/Seriously, I thought that they actually stopped producing any VHS devices sometime last year.

Someone hasn't been to their local library for awhile. While you can check out semi-new DVDs and CDs, you can also step right into 1976.

Tyler Durden wanted for questioning.

Walker: In other news people still rent VHS tapes.

Well yeah, grandmas... But I don't know if we should really consider them 'people'...

dead_dangler: I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

according MPAA

Rated PG-13 for nudity, sex-related dialogue and humor.

so will the kids have to be put down now, i mean put to sleep, now that their entire LIVES have been RUINED by seeing people have sex?

or will they just have to have their eyes removed?

I see a Fox News Expose' coming up. It's the liberal elite library system holding down the rigid uptight grannies.

dead_dangler: I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

The tent scene in AP2 is especially geared toward children.

/laugh me child-like arse off at that one, when drinking.

dead_dangler: I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

Thats what I was thinking, you rented borrowed austin powers. Thats not exactly clean humour to begin with. Such whargarrble over it is kinda funny though

FTFA--therapists have warned that children can suffer lasting psychological damage from exposure to pornography.

NOW, Yes, NOW I know what has happened to me.

"Whut?"

I don't think that banning the VHS tapes is enough. Children might, one day, walk past a building that had once housed a VHS copy of a movie that contained some nudity. I think that it's clear what we must do...we must kill the librarians in their sleep (as they were accomplises in this travisty), burn the library to the ground, and then salt the earth so that nothing might ever grow there again.

mytdawg: I see a Fox News Expose' coming up. It's the liberal elite library system holding down the rigid uptight grannies.

Bill O'Reily wharrgarbl in 3...2...1...

'Rent' from the library? Way to go, free marketers!

Here, we just borrow things at the library. It's free.

therapists have warned that children can suffer lasting psychological damage from exposure to pornography.

This just in, girls have cooties and are yucky.
Everyone, be well.

Sin_City_Superhero: I don't think that banning the VHS tapes is enough. Children might, one day, walk past a building that had once housed a VHS copy of a movie that contained some nudity. I think that it's clear what we must do...we must kill the librarians in their sleep (as they were accomplises in this travisty), burn the library to the ground, and then salt the earth so that nothing might ever grow there again.

Ned: Excuse me, neighbor. I couldn't help but notice, you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers.
Ned: Oh, sure. But did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Heh-heh, heh-heh ... yeah.

nobodys_goose: I still have sex over a telegraph.

TAPPITY TAP!

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Rocket Balls: 'Rent' from the library? Way to go, free marketers!

Here, we just borrow things at the library. It's free.

Yeah...but does your library have movies on VHS, yet?

dead_dangler Quote 2009-07-14 10:41:32 AM
I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

THIS...FTFA she was showing it to kids as young as 7. So she was freaked out enough to call her assemblyman about the porn at the end, but I guess all the innuendo, sexual references, scantily clad women and a 95% naked Mike Myers were OK for her grandkids...dumbass. Sounds like a farkin busybody to me.

NewportBarGuy: Well thank Christ we are banning VHS tapes. Up next, punch cards!

Or 8-tracks.

Is this a library from the 80's?

Very shagadelic.

"No Granadma, NOOOoooooooooooo"

kids being 'damaged' by porn is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.

and yeah, go ahead and ban VHS rentals from libraries. You're only hurting yourself, everyone else has DVD players already. Besides, who 'rents' Austin Powers anyway? you can buy a vhs copy for $3 at Walmart.

kvinesknows: dead_dangler: I didn't realize that Austin Powers was a children's movie to begin with.

according MPAA

Rated PG-13 for nudity, sex-related dialogue and humor.

Sex-related dialogue????? Why wasn't she thinking of the children!!?!?!?!

Nick Nostril: --. .. --. --. .. - - -.--

You put in an extra "T". I think there's only one "T" in "GIGGITY".