No whey!

Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.

xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

FAP

I squirted her back too.

Years later, they'll meet up over a few drinks and reminisce: "Hey, remember that time when I doused you with whey protein? Man, that was crazy..."

A glass of water? Bah--It's not Farkworthy until she throws a plate of calamari.

And the cops were involved why? Grow up.

Am I the only one who read that as "white powder protein?"

If it's coming out as white powder, dude, give it a break

...and that's how they figured out the cure to cancer.

Looks like the server got hosed too.

I thought the Japanese made fun of protein powder.

/just had some whey powder and milk getting kick etc...

TFA: Both were booked into the Kitsap County jail on $10,000 bail on suspicion of fourth-degree assault, police said.

Wait a minute... didn't the guy who punched a marine to death the other day get out on $3k?

In other news man arrested for stepping on wife's toe and not apologizing.

40oz_A_Knight: And the cops were involved why? Grow up.

There's no information, but given the... amazing maturity of the individuals, I would imagine one of them called 911. It is rather sad how the police have become the adult version of "I'm telling Mum!"

If they hit you with you with water, you hit back with mouthwash and whey protein. THAT'S the Chicago Way!

wmoonfox: Wait a minute... didn't the guy who punched a marine to death the other day get out on $3k?

seriously- Who the hell called the cops and how is getting wet and a little dirty 4th degree assault? The only reason I can think of why the penalty is so high is because they wasted the cops time for a "domestic" that was just some really lame food fight.

farkin' biatch. i would have drilled her. hard enough to be smiling while i was sitting in jail.

xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.

I ROR'd


/Is Britney and K-FED back together?
//Not reading TFA

I like assaulting people with my liquids as well, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

just sounds like the start off to an amazing weekend, and these guys were upset about it.

/and I have to pay extra

Miggs approves

Iron Chef, whey!

This reminds me of an episode of Talk Radio where Andy Dick gets upset and crumples a tissue in front of David Foley.

Actually, I think that is the plot of a Japanese porno.

Also:

"Both were booked into the Kitsap County jail on $10,000 bail on suspicion of fourth-degree assault, police said."

$10,000, REALLY? Why is that necessary, they're not a danger to anyone and not likely to I don't know, leave the country. And what is 4th-degree assault anyway?

How is dousing someone with water, constitute assault?

I don't like how they can arrest both people, even if neither wants to press charges.

Question for you legaleze people, if you aren't a couple, and you get in a fight, neither of you want to press charges, can the cops still charge both of you with assault?

Sybarite: No whey!

Whey!

/Came here just to do this. Carry on.

Sounds less like pr0n and more like Muscle March. Most awesome video game!

iollow

$10,000, REALLY? Why is that necessary, they're not a danger to anyone and not likely to I don't know, leave the country. And what is 4th-degree assault anyway?

The $10k bail was probably as a punishment for the couple wasting police time over this. They'll probably resolve petty crap like this between themselves next time.

4th degree assault is "simple assault". It's basically the unlawful touching of another person. It doesn't have to result in bodily harm. Shoving somebody is a good example. Or, squirting them with mouthwash and then dusting them with whey powder.

Wondertwin powers... activate!

UberDave: xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

I don't know about that, but the women do scream and cry like children from some dude's 4 inch wang. When there is a group of women on scene at once it kind of sounds like a flock of geese.

*beatbox*

They got fluids.

*beatbox*

So stupid. She brought a glass of water to a mouth wash and whey powder fight.

Fabric_Man: If they hit you with you with water, you hit back with mouthwash and whey protein. THAT'S the Chicago Way!

Nice.

UberDave: xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

Vibrators you politically correct pimple.

Klivian: Am I the only one who read that as "white powder protein?"

If it's coming out as white powder, dude, give it a break

Winner!

The rest of you can shut up and sit down now.

No, this is not the plot to a Japanese porn flick


Rule 34...it is now.

valkore:

The $10k bail was probably as a punishment for the couple wasting police time over this. They'll probably resolve petty crap like this between themselves next time.

Makes me wonder just how many times the police had been called to handle a Domestic Dispute...only to leave with neither party willing to prosecute.

valkore:
The $10k bail was probably as a punishment for the couple wasting police time over this. They'll probably resolve petty crap like this between themselves next time.


...i thought you got bail back at a later time...

I wouldn't have wasted 24 grams of good protein over a fight.

/weight trains

brigid_fitch: A glass of water? Bah--It's not Farkworthy until she throws a plate of calamari.

No no no, thats only when the Wings are in the playoffs.

FIBmeister: Miggs approves

Would that be Multiple Miggs?

/Hate Fava beans

FedoraMentok:

...i thought you got bail back at a later time...

You do, minus fees and such. I don't want to presume too much, but I'm guessing that these folks will have to leverage their trailer house in order to make bail.

WHEN HIPPIES ATTACK!

Next on Fox: The World's Blankiest Blanks!

Scifientologist: UberDave: xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

Vibrators you politically correct pimple.


You've obviously haven't seen much Japanese porn....sparkles.


/Knows the difference between a hand held massager and a vibrating, fake dick.
//*Not* politically correct in the slightest.

WIN, the headline has.

UberDave: Scifientologist: UberDave: xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

Vibrators you politically correct pimple.


You've obviously haven't seen much Japanese porn....sparkles.


/Knows the difference between a hand held massager and a vibrating, fake dick.
//*Not* politically correct in the slightest.

I would like a fake vibrating dick built with two hands that are holding a hand held massager and I would also like his little dick head to have a smile painted on his face.

/researches LOL

It's not Japanese porn until the eels get involved...

Paris1127: It's not Japanese porn until the eels get involved...

Or German literature, for that matter.

UberDave: xanadian: Of course it's not a Japanese porn flick. No tentacles were involved.


And he didn't use 23 hand held massagers on her.


/Someone told me Japanese porn has that kind of stuff...

She also would have to at one point been a step-sister that secretly liked him while growing up.

/...what?

He fixed the cable?