neelb420: I am fully up to the task and will be posting video evidence along with news reports in the weeks to come that proves that this is all a lie and that people like myself have 100% legal right, by international authority, to seek shelter and to have violent demonstrations against persecution. Even if that means doing it by myself, but I highly doubt that.

What the fark are you talking about?

AR55: AdolfOliverPanties: How will the brainwashed citizens of NK wrap their brains around the fact that Dear Leader is not a God?

hmm. I wonder how the Japanese handled their leader "surrendering" to the inferior Westerners during WW2? Wasn't he also considered a God by the people as well?

I had this conversation with a Japanese woman once:

Her: Yes, my grandparents believed he was a god.
Me: What kind of powers did he have?
Her: Well, the power to win World War 2.

I guess it's pretty easy to find the point at which people stopped believing he was a god.

Tin Roof, Rust.

neelb420: The CIA is the head of this international personality cult, which dictates every statement and action by the very people in this forum. They are soulless, knee-less, mindless punk biatches that serve only one purpose which is to make everyone lazy, depressed, apathetic and stupid. The evidence I have, handed over by the same people who are sadistically controlling the weakest, laziest and dumbest civilian population on earth, the United Sates, proves without a doubt all my prior statements. The question is given that this evidence was PROVIDED TO ME by KIM JONG IL himself, does the United States DESERVE to be released from its shackles, when its population does not fight for its contractual rights at all whatsoever? The answer for me and anyone else with the cajones is that I dont give a shiat. I'm going to do it for myself. If you don't have the dignity, the self-respect or the will to have free will, then you can farking suffer and die in your socially, emotionally, sexually, intellectually and financially abusive paradise, betraying any sense of dignity or respect for your relatives that you could possibly have. It's well understood that the United States police departments and justice departments are corrupt, and also understood that the american people as a group are too lazy, apathetic and stupid to do anything about it, so what is the sense in providing this information in a forum such as this? To let you know one thing: The rest of the f'n world can see you now, and u look like (are) the biggest group of biatch-made pussies the world has ever seen. I'm not fighting for your country, and never would. Your people are pathetic, stupid and lazy to the point of cruelty. I'm fighting for persecution against myself, wherever I may be.

Anyone else want to jump in?

spelunking_defenestrator: INVINCIBLE POWER OF JUCHE IDEA WILL ANNIHILATE US IMPERIALIST WAR MACHINE! PRAISE TO KIM JONG IL, MOST BRILLIANT MILITARY COMMANDER AND GREATEST BENEFACTOR OF HUMAN RACE. LIKE TANK CRUSH SOFT FAT AMERIKKKA WAR MACHINE FOR SOCIALIST MARXIST-LENINIST CORRECT JUCHE POLITICAL IDEA!

Someone has been reading the Korean Central News Agency press releases. Truly hilarious stuff.

neelb420

I think you are lost. Try prisonplanet or one of the Chem-Trails sites?

Since they have government health care over there, I'm sure he'll be fine soon.

gibbon1: jj325: My mom lasted three months with pancreatic cancer. Hope this bastard lasts longer and suffers more.

I am sorry about your mother. The comment about pancreatic cancer that sticks with me was a doctors comment when the emperor of Japan was dying from it. King of Pain.

What was the comment?

AdolfOliverPanties: How will the brainwashed citizens of NK wrap their brains around the fact that Dear Leader is not a God?

They'll be told that the U.S. was responsible. Just like in the Iranian elections.

Reports leak out of atrocities at North Korean labor camps
http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20050515/news_mz1e15howard.html

Prisoners are provided just enough food to be kept perpetually on the verge of starvation. They are compelled by their hunger to eat, if they can get away with it, the food of the labor-camp farm animals, as well as plants, grasses, bark, rats, snakes and anything remotely edible. In committing such desperate acts driven by acute hunger the prisoners simultaneously incur the extreme risk of being detected by an angry security guard and subjected to a brutal, on-the-spot execution.

Not surprisingly, the prisoners are quickly reduced to walking skeletons after their arrival. All gulag survivors said they were struck by the shortness, skinniness, premature aging, hunchbacks, and physical deformities of so many of the inmates they saw upon arriving at the gulag. These descriptions parallel those provided by survivors of the Holocaust in infamous camps like Auschwitz.

Nightmaretony: neelb420: The CIA is the head of this international personality cult, which dictates every statement and action by the very people in this forum. They are soulless, knee-less, mindless punk biatches that serve only one purpose which is to make everyone lazy, depressed, apathetic and stupid. The evidence I have, handed over by the same people who are sadistically controlling the weakest, laziest and dumbest civilian population on earth, the United Sates, proves without a doubt all my prior statements. The question is given that this evidence was PROVIDED TO ME by KIM JONG IL himself, does the United States DESERVE to be released from its shackles, when its population does not fight for its contractual rights at all whatsoever? The answer for me and anyone else with the cajones is that I dont give a shiat. I'm going to do it for myself. If you don't have the dignity, the self-respect or the will to have free will, then you can farking suffer and die in your socially, emotionally, sexually, intellectually and financially abusive paradise, betraying any sense of dignity or respect for your relatives that you could possibly have. It's well understood that the United States police departments and justice departments are corrupt, and also understood that the american people as a group are too lazy, apathetic and stupid to do anything about it, so what is the sense in providing this information in a forum such as this? To let you know one thing: The rest of the f'n world can see you now, and u look like (are) the biggest group of biatch-made pussies the world has ever seen. I'm not fighting for your country, and never would. Your people are pathetic, stupid and lazy to the point of cruelty. I'm fighting for persecution against myself, wherever I may be.

Anyone else want to jump in?

neelb420: Seriously what the fark kind of social life do you people think you're going to have? You live in a fantasy world existence where your gay freak cult has been manipulating stupid people through publishing companies for over a hundred years, now in the information society, you're screwed and your nothing but a circus freak show of losers nobody in there right mind, in the eyes of the worlds social network, is going to want to talk to, or care to talk to. So if your concerned about your social life, or reputation for not being "in" take a look at a world almanac or a census report and you'll see that worldwide there are millions of people (including women I might add) with IQs over 140 and I guarantee that not a single one of them would agree with this behavior. How does it perpetuate? Because 60% of the worlds population is factually mentally retarded due to a lack of education, resources which are deliberately hidden from a very large amount of people, while 85% of the worlds population is considered mentally retarded by the top 15%. Obviously, when you have statistics like that, it is easy to discover where all the social problems come from. When 85% of the population is controlled by 1% of the financially-elite population, those who own the publishing companies (and public education ideologies and methodologies), there is no evidence to suggest what the IQ is of that 1%, except data that shows that 60% of the worlds population is factually and mentally retarded and that over 60% of the worlds population lives in poverty. Obviously if you fall into that 85% category, you might conclude that if in this position, protecting your wealth is more important then protecting your conscience, but thats also why you work for free as a jizz mopper at a gay bar. The fact is that the wealth of the world is controlled by very stupid people, who deliberately make themselves dumber, all the while being completely unaware that they fall into this demographic which is probably why they feel that they are so good at marketing. Acting as cogs of corporations, they don't see there own folly. They may eventually conclude that it's possible when they pushed that crummy how to business guide with its social darwinist philosophy into private university courses, that they created the next Adolf Hitler, who went on to send the employees children into concentration camps for not buying Pepsi. Meanwhile, at another private university, the irrelevant Karl Marx is praised like kids hearing Michael Jackson for the first time..

This is awesome and fantastic post, probably one of the nuttiest things I've ever read.
The run-ons, the dubious statistics, Godwinning; it's gotta be for real, a mere troll couldn't do it.

I'm gonna save this and post it as copypasta on /b/ for sure. It's probably tl/dr, but so much win in one giant paragraph has to be shared.

Why is babby Il die?

logophile: Hail Hail the witch is dead?
the original lyric is "ding dong", the guy's name is a phonetically similar "Kim Jong" and you went with "hail hail?"
hm.

Stop, you're both right. There were two songs. "Hail, Hail, The Witch is Dead" was sung in the Emerald City after The Wicked Witch of the West melted - 'twas essentially the 1939 counterpart to "No One Mourns the Wicked". That was cut from the film, but is on the soundtrack album, along with "Jitterbug".

jonny_ill: Bloody William: Eh, I don't think he'll actually step down until he's caught trying to marry a boy adventurer dressed like Princess Leia, breaking his nation's gay marriage laws and giving the opportunity for the rebellion to install a girl Hitler.

Thoroughly unamused.

Hey, you mess with the girl UND YOU GET ZE HITLER!

AgentOrangeDrink:
Hey, you mess with the girl UND YOU GET ZE HITLER!

Yes! I've been thinking about that line since breakfast, after I saw the Girl Hitler pic. "Mess with the cat and you get the claws..." needed a follow-up of that stature.

I'm supposed to cheer for Kim Jong-Il's Advanced Imminent Death Syndrome here. Since I don't dig black magic, I'll just wish his nation a speedy grieving process and that butterscotch sundaes will replace NK's national emaciation.

Mirrorz: WOLVERINES!!!


Swayze Feels your Pain.

Is he ghostin' like Swayze?

/got nothin'

do they still have those two female americans in labor prison?

tukatz: If Kim Jong Il dies, won't they have to kill all of his "look-a-likes"?

Hey, they're probably already starving them all, inducing strokes and trying to give them cancer so they look like dear leader.

neelb420: The CIA is the head of this international personality cult, which dictates every statement and action by the very people in this forum. They are soulless, knee-less, mindless punk biatches that serve only one purpose which is to make everyone lazy, depressed, apathetic and stupid.

Seriously, get some help. A shrink is much less expensive than a long jail term, loosing whatever career you may have, and alienating everybody you know. Medication and counseling can help you, in all probability.

I don't even know what side of what issue you are ranting about. I jumped to the last page and saw your quote. I myself have benefitted from the kind of help I recommended. I had a long career, never was arrested for anything, and still have friends and family. Do it, its worth it.

rastjr: Reading through this thread is sad. How can everyone be happy about a person getting cancer, suffering and ultimately dying.

Even the worst person is a human being. I know this won't make mae any friends but let's not rejoice over someone's suffering. It's just not right.

This is Farkistan, where the lowest common denominator is Farkistanians feeding off of the misery of others. Especially those who deserve it.

Have they invented morphine in DPRK yet? Because if not, that would just be fantabulous.

I was in Korea when his dad joined the maggots.
My Sgt told me that what was coming was worse.

So maybe we should stick with the devil we know.