well... bye.

People keep implying that there is going to be a war, with a country (North Korea) that we've been at war with for 50 years. They tell me to wait, as this personality cult molests children, murders the disabled, invades our privacy, emotionally and psychologically abuses us in every way possible and exploits the market place. Unfortunately it is very obvious that the people in this country are weak, apathetic, hopeless and amoral and the only way that anything gets done, is if one person does all the work. I am fully up to the task and will be posting video evidence along with news reports in the weeks to come that proves that this is all a lie and that people like myself have 100% legal right, by international authority, to seek shelter and to have violent demonstrations against persecution. Even if that means doing it by myself, but I highly doubt that.

johndalek: kim jong il???????

quick, send him to baltimore md

As a resident of Baltimore... no thanks, we'll keep our awesome cancer-treating hospitals to ourselves.

ju66l3r: So, does he go out like a power crazy psycho and bomb whatever he can with whatever he has or does he go out like a little pussy and hope that his successor takes up the cause and doesn't fold like a cheap house of cards?

Let's see.

That is the big question. There may be a reason he has been relentlessly pursuing nukes. I fear he knows the successorship is weak and he is the only one who could make daddy happy. Seriously, this guy is a psychotic megalomaniac and I'm afraid his last words will be 'fire the nuke missres'. Then Seoul disappears, NK gets flattened by Japan/China/Russia/USA and his legacy is fulfilled.

Scary.

Excuse me, but what does God need with a pancreas?

/JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGG!
//apologies if this pic was already posted. Websense blocks a lot of viewables so l can only see about 30% of the images. But it was the first thing I thought of when I heard the story.

I wanted to draft him for my dead pool next year. Hang on til January you goofy little tinpot dictator!

SilentStrider: so rare to find a reason to root for cancer but... GO CANCER GO.

Approves.

jj325: My mom lasted three months with pancreatic cancer.

That sucks, jj. Don't you just love it when the news brings back painful personal experiences?

The CIA is the head of this international personality cult, which dictates every statement and action by the very people in this forum. They are soulless, knee-less, mindless punk biatches that serve only one purpose which is to make everyone lazy, depressed, apathetic and stupid. The evidence I have, handed over by the same people who are sadistically controlling the weakest, laziest and dumbest civilian population on earth, the United Sates, proves without a doubt all my prior statements. The question is given that this evidence was PROVIDED TO ME by KIM JONG IL himself, does the United States DESERVE to be released from its shackles, when its population does not fight for its contractual rights at all whatsoever? The answer for me and anyone else with the cajones is that I dont give a shiat. I'm going to do it for myself. If you don't have the dignity, the self-respect or the will to have free will, then you can farking suffer and die in your socially, emotionally, sexually, intellectually and financially abusive paradise, betraying any sense of dignity or respect for your relatives that you could possibly have. It's well understood that the United States police departments and justice departments are corrupt, and also understood that the american people as a group are too lazy, apathetic and stupid to do anything about it, so what is the sense in providing this information in a forum such as this? To let you know one thing: The rest of the f'n world can see you now, and u look like (are) the biggest group of biatch-made pussies the world has ever seen. I'm not fighting for your country, and never would. Your people are pathetic, stupid and lazy to the point of cruelty. I'm fighting for persecution against myself, wherever I may be.

SlothB77: Median survival from diagnosis is around 3 to 6 months; 5-year survival is less than 5%. With 37,170 cases diagnosed in the United States in 2007, and 33,700 deaths, pancreatic cancer has one of the highest fatality rates of all cancers and is the fourth highest cancer killer in the United States among both men and women. Although it accounts for only 2.5% of new cases, pancreatic cancer is responsible for 6% of cancer deaths each year.

I thought that was mainly because it is so tricky to diagnose or even show symptoms until it's already in the latter stages? Like the cancer itself isn't that much worse just that they typically don't even know you have it until it's too late?

Unlike say colon cancer where you tend to start crapping blood early on and most people see that as a sign to go see a doctor.

bgddy24601: Excuse me, but what does God need with a pancreas?

/JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGG!
//apologies if this pic was already posted. Websense blocks a lot of viewables so l can only see about 30% of the images. But it was the first thing I thought of when I heard the story.

I kinda covered it, but you had a pic.

/you win... this round.

maniacbastard: I have a better chance of turning today's turd back into a burger and fries

It's easy to get the look right but the taste is trickier.

That was an article?

You're not going to die... you're a god!

Reading through this thread is sad. How can everyone be happy about a person getting cancer, suffering and ultimately dying.

Even the worst person is a human being. I know this won't make mae any friends but let's not rejoice over someone's suffering. It's just not right.

DoBeDoBeDo: SlothB77: Median survival from diagnosis is around 3 to 6 months; 5-year survival is less than 5%. With 37,170 cases diagnosed in the United States in 2007, and 33,700 deaths, pancreatic cancer has one of the highest fatality rates of all cancers and is the fourth highest cancer killer in the United States among both men and women. Although it accounts for only 2.5% of new cases, pancreatic cancer is responsible for 6% of cancer deaths each year.

I thought that was mainly because it is so tricky to diagnose or even show symptoms until it's already in the latter stages? Like the cancer itself isn't that much worse just that they typically don't even know you have it until it's too late?

Unlike say colon cancer where you tend to start crapping blood early on and most people see that as a sign to go see a doctor.

Not only is it very hard to diagnose early unless your family has a history of pancreatic cancer (Justice Ginsburg was very lucky that it was caught when it was), it tends to be resistant to most of the standard treatments. If it is caught early, the only real option is to remove the pancrease, rendering the patient diabetic for the rest of their life with all of the fun health problems associated with diabetes. Kim Jong-Il will most likely be dead before the end of the year.

All of the recent sword-waiving now makes some sense. It is an attempt to encourage the army to fall into line behind Jong-Un. The real power in NK is in the hands of the army, so to remain the leaders of NK, the Kim family needs to maintain the support of the hawkish army.

D_Evans45: There have already been reports by Japanese intelligence that the current Kim Jong Il walking around is an impersonator because the real one is in terrible health.

Here is the video by Japanese intelligence, listen to some of his reasoning, this could be quite possible:

(pops)

/Funny lookin little Asian

Dammit!

/got me

rastjr: Reading through this thread is sad. How can everyone be happy about a person getting cancer, suffering and ultimately dying.

Even the worst person is a human being. I know this won't make mae any friends but let's not rejoice over someone's suffering. It's just not right.

It's not so much about rejoicing over one man's suffering as it is rejoicing in the potential cease of millions' suffering.

Occasionally, some people have it coming. If he spends the next five years in brutal agony and teeth-shattering pain, he's still getting off light.

Pooter: rastjr: Reading through this thread is sad. How can everyone be happy about a person getting cancer, suffering and ultimately dying.

Even the worst person is a human being. I know this won't make mae any friends but let's not rejoice over someone's suffering. It's just not right.

It's not so much about rejoicing over one man's suffering as it is rejoicing in the potential cease of millions' suffering.

Occasionally, some people have it coming. If he spends the next five years in brutal agony and teeth-shattering pain, he's still getting off light.


I disagree. He will get what is coming to his when he comes back as a dung beetle.

skinink: Just send him some women from South Korea. If they can't turn him then no women can.

2 please. kthx.

Dammit Dad! Hurry up!

Seriously what the fark kind of social life do you people think you're going to have? You live in a fantasy world existence where your gay freak cult has been manipulating stupid people through publishing companies for over a hundred years, now in the information society, you're screwed and your nothing but a circus freak show of losers nobody in there right mind, in the eyes of the worlds social network, is going to want to talk to, or care to talk to. So if your concerned about your social life, or reputation for not being "in" take a look at a world almanac or a census report and you'll see that worldwide there are millions of people (including women I might add) with IQs over 140 and I guarantee that not a single one of them would agree with this behavior. How does it perpetuate? Because 60% of the worlds population is factually mentally retarded due to a lack of education, resources which are deliberately hidden from a very large amount of people, while 85% of the worlds population is considered mentally retarded by the top 15%. Obviously, when you have statistics like that, it is easy to discover where all the social problems come from. When 85% of the population is controlled by 1% of the financially-elite population, those who own the publishing companies (and public education ideologies and methodologies), there is no evidence to suggest what the IQ is of that 1%, except data that shows that 60% of the worlds population is factually and mentally retarded and that over 60% of the worlds population lives in poverty. Obviously if you fall into that 85% category, you might conclude that if in this position, protecting your wealth is more important then protecting your conscience, but thats also why you work for free as a jizz mopper at a gay bar. The fact is that the wealth of the world is controlled by very stupid people, who deliberately make themselves dumber, all the while being completely unaware that they fall into this demographic which is probably why they feel that they are so good at marketing. Acting as cogs of corporations, they don't see there own folly. They may eventually conclude that it's possible when they pushed that crummy how to business guide with its social darwinist philosophy into private university courses, that they created the next Adolf Hitler, who went on to send the employees children into concentration camps for not buying Pepsi. Meanwhile, at another private university, the irrelevant Karl Marx is praised like kids hearing Michael Jackson for the first time..

neelb420: The CIA is the head of this international personality cult...this evidence was PROVIDED TO ME by KIM JONG IL himself...Your people are pathetic, stupid and lazy to the point of cruelty. I'm fighting for persecution against myself, wherever I may be.

Jesus H. Christ in a Fiat - who pissed in your Wheaties, bro?

If this ISN'T a CTRL-C, CTRL-V marathon rant, I am really, really impressed with neelb420 right now.

neelb420:

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rastjr: I disagree. He will get what is coming to his when he comes back as a dung beetle.

I disagree with your disagreement.

*cough*

OK, then.

*rubs hands together, heads toward the bar*

explains last weeks hacking blitz, trying to get into secret Web m.d. files and naked walter brennan photos

Ahhhhh... yes...

One day you're a living god, basking in luxury while your worshippers live in squalor and augment their diet with bark and clay just to pretend they've had a proper meal... the next... well, you're just a tin pot dictator with a terminal disease. Unfortunately whatever suffering he undergoes, it'll be insufficient compared to the people of North Korea.

neelb420: Seriously what the fark kind of social life do you people think you're going to have? snip..

Claiming an IQ over 140 and you never learned how to divide up your discourse into distinct paragraphs? Interesting.

neelb420: The CIA is the head of this international personality cult...


Is this some kind of StopArrestingMe joke? If not, kindly let me show you to the Youtube or Yahoo Answers forums, where you can find some like-minded citizens who would be happy to discuss this with you.

July 8 2009. He looks pretty crappy.


Link (new window)

neelb420:

I bet that tirade makes the hippie chicks drop their panties every time.

Say what you will about the man, he has a helluva fashion sense.

The President of Hittin' That Ass: D_Evans45: There have already been reports by Japanese intelligence that the current Kim Jong Il walking around is an impersonator because the real one is in terrible health.

Here is the video by Japanese intelligence, listen to some of his reasoning, this could be quite possible:

(pops)

/Funny lookin little Asian

Dammit!

/got me


yeah same here, been a while..

They See Me Trollin': I bet that tirade makes the hippie chicks drop their panties every time.

Only to reveal something that looks like a pair of hairy panties.

They See Me Trollin': neelb420:

I bet that tirade makes the hippie chicks drop their panties every time.

Those aren't panties... that there is a pube-jungle.

/they don't wear panties. Or shave for that matter.

Mercutio74: They See Me Trollin': I bet that tirade makes the hippie chicks drop their panties every time.

Only to reveal something that looks like a pair of hairy panties.

DAMN YOU! ;)

Trollin, are you claiming that im sexually inferior? Because I asked your mom who she thought was better, me or you, and she said I was.

What concerns me about long debilitating illness in front of him is the fact that he's crazy. What are the chances that he'll decide that he wants to see the Korean peninsula reunited before he dies? The amount of damage one megalomaniac with a death wish can cause is astronomical. I wish he'd just been hit by a truck instead. This is far worse.

neelb420: Trollin, are you claiming that im sexually inferior? Because I asked your mom who she thought was better, me or you, and she said I was.

How do you know his mom wasn't just trying to make you feel better about yourself?

/And please bring something a little less weak than a "yo momma" joke next time
//If you want to shock and offend most farkers you've gotta think less like a 1980's urban caricature and more like someone who enjoys /b/

Delta, are you implying that im psychologically inferior?

DeltaXi65: What concerns me about long debilitating illness in front of him is the fact that he's crazy. What are the chances that he'll decide that he wants to see the Korean peninsula reunited before he dies? The amount of damage one megalomaniac with a death wish can cause is astronomical. I wish he'd just been hit by a truck instead. This is far worse.

Though this is worrying, one has to hope that he has some kind of love for his offspring and will refrain from ending their glorious reign as "____ Leader" before it even begins.

Also, I'm not sure that Kim would want a unified Korea. It would be impossible to prevent the SK's from enlightening the NK's about how their world is a false construct designed purely for the pleasure of the whichever Kim's in charge.

I could have sworn that at 10:21am Delta was implying that I was psychologically inferior!

Take a moment to consider this: how awful do you have to be to screw up a dictatorship?

You have complete control over an entire country. You can micromanage as much as you want, have full control over the workforce and military, and dissent is a non-issue. Your country is admittedly old fashioned and backwards. Still, where was NK's Great Leap Forward or Five/Seven/Twelve Year Plans? You could build some impressive infastructure on the backs of a well oppressed people.

Not only is the Ronry one a tyrannical dictator, he's BAD at it.

neelb420: Delta, are you implying that im psychologically inferior?

I think he was referring to the ailing North Korean leader dictator.

If DeltaXi65 won't make the implication that you are psychologically effed, I sure as hell will.